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Abel Johnson is an American offensive winger currently playing for American team LOAF'S LOAFS. Despite not having a special, Abel is very special. Since his arrival in season 50, he has guided LOAFS to 2 series V trophies in as many seasons, whilst being named team MVP in season 50. Always a fan favorite, he is involved in almost all scoring opportunities, despite rarely putting the ball in the net himself.
He is currently 25 years old.
| No.
|
Nat
|
Pos
|
Player
|
Total |
Series |
Cup
|
| Apps |
Goals |
Apps |
Goals |
Apps |
Goals
|
| 99
|
|
WI
|
Abel Johnson
|
36 |
10 |
26 |
4 |
10 |
6
|
Early Career
Abel played for 2 other teams before arriving at LOAF'S.
Transfer History
- 08/25/2010 -> LOAF'S LOAFS $25,000
LOAF'S LOAFS
Abel, being such a consistent and positive force on the field, fell right into the hearts of The Yeast Army, inspiring his very own song:
Ooooh Abel Johnson,
He's a winger,
he puts his balls in!
His third leg freaks you out,
Don't even ask what it's about!
He likes his whiskey strong,
He won't stay sober very long!
Statistics
Season By Season (For LOAF'S only)
| No.
|
Nat
|
Pos
|
Player
|
Total |
Series |
Cup
|
| Apps |
Goals |
Apps |
Goals |
Apps |
Goals
|
| 52
|
|
WI
|
Abel Johnson
|
5 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
3 |
4
|
| 51
|
|
WI
|
Abel Johnson
|
21 |
6 |
14 |
4 |
7 |
2
|
| 50
|
|
WI
|
Abel Johnson
|
10 |
0 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
0
|
Hoosier Hooligans
