Abel Johnson

Abel Johnson

Personal Information
Full Name	Abel Johnson
Country	USA
Player ID	(314187468)
Position	Offensive Winger
Number	16
Current Club	LOAF'S LOAFS
Youth Club
Season 39	Hoosier Hooligans
Senior Club
Season 43	Hoosier Hooligans	0(0)
Season 43 - 45	FC Ludwiniec	?(?)
Season 43 - 45	Weinerdogs	?(?)
Season 50 -	LOAF'S LOAFS	92(23)

Abel Johnson is an American offensive winger currently playing for American team LOAF'S LOAFS. Despite not having a specialty, Abel is very special. Since his arrival in season 50, he has guided LOAFS to 2 series V trophies in as many seasons, whilst being named team MVP in season 51. Always a fan favorite, he is involved in almost all scoring opportunities, despite rarely putting the ball in the net himself.

He is currently 29 years old.

No.	Nat	Pos	Player	Total		Series		Cup
				Apps	Goals	Apps	Goals	Apps	Goals
16		WI	Abel Johnson	92	23	77	11	15	12

Early Career

Abel played for 2 other teams before arriving at LOAF'S.

Transfer History

• 11/03/2012 -> LOAF'S LOAFS $3,249,000

LOAF'S LOAFS

Abel, being such a consistent and positive force on the field, fell right into the hearts of The Yeast Army, inspiring his very own song:

Ooooh Abel Johnson,

He's a winger,

he puts his balls in!

His third leg freaks you out,

Don't even ask what it's about!

He likes his whiskey strong,

He won't stay sober very long!

Season By Season (For LOAF'S only)

No.	Nat	Pos	Player	Total		Series		Cup
				Apps	Goals	Apps	Goals	Apps	Goals
55		WI	Abel Johnson	15	6	14	4	1	2
54		WI	Abel Johnson	13	3	12	2	1	1
53		WI	Abel Johnson	15	2	14	0	1	2
52		WI	Abel Johnson	17	7	13	1	4	6
51		WI	Abel Johnson	21	6	14	4	7	2
50		WI	Abel Johnson	10	0	10	0	0	0