|Full Name||Abel Johnson|
|Current Club||LOAF'S LOAFS|
|Season 39||Hoosier Hooligans|
|Season 43||Hoosier Hooligans||0(0)|
|Season 43 - 45||FC Ludwiniec||?(?)|
|Season 43 - 45||Weinerdogs||?(?)|
|Season 50 -||LOAF'S LOAFS||92(23)|
Abel Johnson is an American offensive winger currently playing for American team LOAF'S LOAFS. Despite not having a specialty, Abel is very special. Since his arrival in season 50, he has guided LOAFS to 2 series V trophies in as many seasons, whilst being named team MVP in season 51. Always a fan favorite, he is involved in almost all scoring opportunities, despite rarely putting the ball in the net himself.
He is currently 29 years old.
Abel played for 2 other teams before arriving at LOAF'S.
- 11/03/2012 -> LOAF'S LOAFS $3,249,000
LOAF'S LOAFSAbel, being such a consistent and positive force on the field, fell right into the hearts of The Yeast Army, inspiring his very own song:
|Ooooh Abel Johnson,|
|He's a winger,|
|he puts his balls in!|
|His third leg freaks you out,|
|Don't even ask what it's about!|
|He likes his whiskey strong,|
|He won't stay sober very long!|
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