Funny names
From Hattrick
Weird Names
I-Q (5203016)
A weird name for a player!
Long Names
Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (17388545)
At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (90041237)
Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, believed to have the longest player name in Hattrick.
Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47643024)
Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (124522504)
Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten (28651109)
Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (100876982)
Short Names
- Oh (28747795)
- Li (70120821)
- Co (72235698)
- Yi (8195188)
Players with the shortest name in Hattrick.
Other funny names:
- Adolf Wanker (40371342)
- Alco Hol (89588778)
- Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
- Antti Kristo (65473726) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
- Basile Bastard (10937734)
- Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
- Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese means "NICE F**K"
- Ben Dover (40174093)
- Bob (109567443) - Iraqi, appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of Bob Sunesson
- Boe Boe (57984141)- dutch sounds of a cow
- Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
- Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
- Casimiro Concha (71954213) - spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
- Dick Dick (49705273)
- Dick Small (11238080)
- Dick Surgeon (15008633)
- Ding Dong (41917816)
- Earl Hickey (135387261) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'
- Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time
- Elano de la Morena (72968753) - spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
- Freddy Krueger (10352435)
- Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - omar killer??
- Gang Jang (96832945)
- Gaylord Powers (14420151)
- Gaylord Curry (114450279)
- Garip Bugday (47012999) - turkish for "strange wheat"
- General Mosquito (77693077)
- Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood.."
- Harley Davidson (118225541)
- Harry Ball (57494446)
- Hasse Gott (28162320) - german for "I hate God"
- Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
- He Suk-Suk (54490571)
- Hennes Diller (109199101) -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
- Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
- Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is....
- Horst Puta (38213146) - puta in spanish means bitch
- Hu Huu (6608630)
- I-Q (5203016)
- I Made Meka (120804711) - He created Mek(k)a
- Jean Jean (28997907)
- Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
- Jebbe Mather (67732460) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia to "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
- Jerker Taipale (29722533)
- Jesús Killer (68850295)
- Jesús Mesías (65666388)
- John Duff (34179311) - French for yolk of egg
- Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
- Joselito Orelha (116297679)
- King Koch (44244610)
- Koen Aben (32118434) - danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
- La La (45601760)
- Li Li (6895133)
- Long Bearcock (90645253)
- Long Wang (45444058)
- Manuel Dick (82149283)
- Mario Wanka (38861900)
- Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
- Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian slang it means "There is no money"
- Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
- Otto Matic (11054466)
- Palle Due (37810882) - italian for "two balls"
- Pu Si (6656589)
- Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers
- Randy Hamster (29362136)
- Rens Kosten (8928614) - danish for "clean the broom"
- Salah Alami (77463344)
- Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
- She He (27100093) - A shemale
- She Suk-ho (121970649)
- Squid Day (128413558)
- Toon de Liefde (39096473) - dutch for "show the love"
- Tor Jæger (101467049) - german for "goalgetter"
- Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
- Walter Wanker (25839246)
- Wibe De Cock (49482992)
- Wiet Tabak (90029672) - dutch for "weed tobacco"
- Will Do (100307337)
- Will Playfair (56205506)
- Willi De Cock (98299231)
- You Yo-Yo (21908206)
- Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of frites"
