|Full Name||Diedrik Clyncke|
|Status||Retired (Hall of Fame)|
|Season 42-48||PetaKKs F.C||440999|
|Season 39-42||FC Dag Rali||463894|
|Season 33||BK Dinescu||45649|
|Season 33||BK Dinescu||7/15/2007|
Torbjörn Kyhlin is a midfielder, God of Thunder, and set pieces specialist who played for Jimmyhats from July 23, 2012 (7/49) until June 1, 2013 (3/52). During his time with the team, Kyhlin made 44 appearances, scored 19 goals, and wore the captain's armband a team-record 38 times. He was a highly respected leader both on the pitch and in the clubhouse.
Kyhlin gained local notoriety and eternal devotion among fans during a match at The Big Jimmy against California squad GroenGeileHelduh. It was halftime during Bathrobe and Bunny Slippers Night and the crowd was silent and morose. Despite dominating possession and a handful of shots on goal, The Hats were down 2-1. The defense was a shadow of its normally insubstantial self. Shots were sailing 30 rows deep into the crowd and a golden chance to stake a claim as the top team in the league seemed to be slipping away. In the distance, a baby cried.
The mood in the clubhouse was no better than in the stands. Heads hung low and cleats scraped the concrete floor as players shuffled from the trainer's bench to their lockers. And then something magical happened.
Torbjörn Kyhlin suddenly emerged from the bathroom, dripping wet and completely naked, with a red towel around his neck. He raised his fist in the air and shouted "To me, Mjölnir!" A ball-peen hammer sailed through the air, which Kyhlin caught. "For Asgard!" he shouted. The players raised their fists and rushed down the tunnel after Kyhlin shouting "For Asgard!" and then destroyed GGH in the second half to win the match 5-3 and also claim the top spot in V.203. Khylin contributed to the win with a corner kick which fellow Swede Lars Jonasson headed past the keeper and then adding a goal himself in the 80th minute for the final goal of the match.
Kyhlin broke into the professional ranks with BK Dinescu, a now-defunct team in the Swedish system. He played in six different countries, most notably for seven full seasons with Spanish club PetaKKs F.C, before transferring to Jimmyhats, where he became the team's set pieces ace and captained the team in 38 matches. His first appearance in a Jimmyhats uniform was during a league match at The Big Jimmy against Mighty Legends 01 on August 13, 2012 (10/49).
Torbjörn Kyhlin now plays with Argentine team un arquero y 10 dementes and is currently 36 years old.
As of June 1, 2013, Khylin has scored 105 career goals in 20 professional season. He has recorded one hat trick and won one Golden Boot award.
Note: Performance stats are for competitive matches played with Jimmyhats. Friendlies are not included.
|Season||Apps||Goals (T)||Assists (T)||Goals (L)||Assists (L)||Goals (Q)||Assists (Q)||Goals (C)||Assists (C)||Hat Tricks||Braces||Captain||Man of the Match||GK||WB||CD||WI||IM||FW|
Season 44 (Spanish Season 32)
December 29, 2010 (5/44) Kyhlin Scored a hat trick in a Cup match against Peñascal c.f. while playing for PetaKKs F.C when he scored on a free kick and two penalty kicks.
Season 42 (Spanish Season 30)
July 24, 2010 (14/42) Kyhlin was awarded the Golden Boot in Spanish Series V.111 with 9 goals scored.
|Date||Week||Season||Nat.||Selling Team||Nat.||Purchasing Team||Price||TSI|
|July 18, 2007||1||33||BK Dinescu||Valencia_C_F (NU Skin F.C.)||$500,000 (USD)||1,170|
|December 25, 2007||8||34||Valencia_C_F (NU Skin F.C.)||bollibompa||$2,122,000 (USD)||5,320|
|February 23, 2009||5||38||bollibompa||vv-zuidwest||$3,866,000 (USD)||35,370|
|July 3, 2009||7||39||vv-zuidwest||FC Dag Rali||$4,200,000 (USD)||57,460|
|April 21, 2010||1||42||FC Dag Rali||PetaKKs F.C||$4,300,000 (USD)||63,220|
|June 6, 2012||16||48||PetaKKs F.C||FC.SCOT||$168,000 (USD)||10,210|
|July 23, 2012||7||49||FC.SCOT||Jimmyhats||$113,000 (USD)||7,410|
|June 1, 2013||3||52||Jimmyhats||un arquero y 10 dementes||$27,000 (USD)||1,540|
July 15, 2007 (16/32) 10.56 Was discovered by BK Dinescu.