Jimmyhats

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USA Jimmyhats (229562)
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managed by Jimmydinho
Full Name Jimmyhats
Nickname Jimmyhats
Founded April 22, 2012
Location Virginia, USA
Arena The Big Jimmy
Coach Eduardo Pérez Ht star.png
League V.82
updated on: June 14, 2013
Team kits
Home kit
Away kit
The Big Jimmy (229562)
The Big Jimmy
Last Rebuild June 13, 2013
Terraces 23,159
Basic 9,277
Roof 5,654
VIP 910
Capacity 39,000


Trophies

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Season 50

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Season 49
Season 48

Overview

Jimmyhats is a Hattrick club founded by Jimmydinho, currently ranked 202 of 3,838 teams (95th percentile) in the USA. The club is situated in the town of Herndon, in the Commonwealth of Virginia, a state in the USA (Latitude: 38°58′17″N Longitude: -77°23′19″W).


The team was founded on April 22, 2012 and began play in USA Series VI.108, playing a partial schedule of games in Season 48. Jimmyhats currently plays in Series IV.11, and has also played in Series IV.4, V.82, and V.203.


Future stars are bred like cattle in the senior team's Youth Academy, Mini-Willies. Most academy players eventually promote to the senior squad. Those that do not swear allegiance to The Psychotropic Avocado, however, are clipped to a giant carousel and spun in circles and vaporized while chanting Lastday Lastday Lastday.

Fan Club

The Jimmyhats fan club is a boisterous bunch of ne'er-do-well scarf-twirlers that call themselves The Jolly Jimmies. There are currently 2,460 members in the fan club, most of whom can be found in the north end of the arena on match day, often drunk, sometimes stoned, and always half-undressed. The club's theme song is a highly-modified cover of the famous Dexys Midnight Runners tune, "Come On Eileen," the lyrics of which turn the very air blue and shan't be published in this august journal.


Reports that a jail cell will be installed during the current arena expansion are not confirmed, although it has been noted by insiders and unnamed sources that a rather large shipment of manacles and monocles, along with an enormous framed portrait of Werner Klemperer, was received by the team just last week. Stay tuned.


The members of the Jolly Jimmies are fond of chanting poems and songs during matches.


RIBBED FOR OUR PLEASURE
Roses are for love,
Violets are for leisure,
We love our Jimmyhats
Ribbed for our pleasure.
Yay team!


WHEN THE HATS GO MARCHING IN
Oh when the Hats
Go marching in
Oh when the Hats go marching in
Oh Lord I want to wear a big condom
When the Hats go marching in

Second verse,
Same melody as the first!

Roses are for love
Violets are for leisure
We love our Hats ribbed for our pleasure
Oh Lord I want to wear a big condom
When the Hats go marching in
Yay team!

Arena

Jimmyhats play their home matches at The Big Jimmy, which is located at the intersection of Wiehle Road and Fairfax County Parkway in Herndon, Virginia. Tailgating is allowed in the stadium parking lot, but the property management does request that fans abstain from jousting tournaments and trebuchet practice.


Special Events and Fan Appreciation

Jimmyhats sponsors several fan appreciation nights at The Big Jimmy. The following list describes the premiums and giveaways available to fans for each week of the season.


Matchday 1 = Team Scarf Night
Cup Match 2 = Win a Date with a Cheerleader Night
Matchday 2 = Bobblehead Night (player TBD)
Cup Match 3 = Old Walloon Cloak and Karaoke Night
Matchday 3 = Red and Gold Snow Cone Night
Cup Match 4 = Richard Nixon Halloween Mask Night
Matchday 4 = Chili Cheese Dog Night
Matchday 5 = Fake Mustache Night
Matchday 6 = Inflatable Roman Trireme Night
Matchday 7 = Bathrobe and Bunny Slippers Night
Matchday 8 = Bobblehead Night (player TBD)
Matchday 9 = Lingerie Night
Matchday 10 = Cheese Weenies and a Pretzel Night
Matchday 11 = Moose Antlers Night
Matchday 12 = Punch A Mime Night
Matchday 13 = Live Duck Giveaway Night
Matchday 14 = Scratch 'n' Sniff Jimmydinho Poster Night
Matchday 15 = Inflatable Breasts and a Classic Corvette Night
Qualifier = Flight of the Valkyries Night, Starring The Swedish Bikini Team


Match Attendance

Season Capacity Terraces Basic Roofed VIP Largest Crowd
USA 48 12,000 8,000 3,000 1,000 0 11,776
USA 49 12,200 8,000 3,000 1,000 200 12,200
USA 50 30,000 17,815 7,136 4,349 700 30,000
USA 51 30,000 17,815 7,136 4,349 700 28,940
USA 52 39,000 23,159 9,277 5,654 910 37,610

Honors

Jimmyhats has won two league championships, winning top honors in Series VI.108 and V.203 in consecutive seasons.

Diedrik "The Old Walloon" Clyncke won the Golden Boot for Series VI.108 after Season 49 with 22 goals.


Club History

Current Season

Jimmyhats is in its fourth full season of existence and has played in Series IV once, Series V twice, and Series VI once. The team played a partial season in Series VI.108 in Season 48 before beginning its first full campaign in Season 49. Jimmyhats is currently in 2nd place in USA Series V.82, season 52.

Nat. Series Pos Played W D L GF GA +/- Pts
USA V.82 2 12 9 2 1 60 18 42 29

Previous Seasons

Nat. Season Series Pos Played W D L GF GA +/- Pts
USA 51 IV.4 8 14 2 0 12 31 71 40 6
USA 50 V.203 1 14 12 1 1 70 22 48 37
USA 49 VI.108 1 14 13 0 1 88 15 73 39
USA 48 VI.108 3 6 3 1 2 16 14 2 10

Club History Summary

Season League Position Cup Round
52 4
51 IV.4 8 4
50 V.203 1 3
49 VI.108 1 1
48 VI.108 3


Players

Current Squad

Statistics are for competitive matches played with Jimmyhats and are current through Season 51.

Nat. Player HG Games Minutes Goals Hat Tricks Braces Captain Man of the Match GK WB CD WI IM FW NT U20
Austria Helmuth Ladurner Ht star.png N 43 3,555 12 0 2 0 3 0 8 1 34 0 0 0 0
Denmark Ask Nicolajsen Ht star.png N 42 3,606 25 2 4 0 2 0 2 0 40 0 0 0 0
Germany Jacob Dachsbau Ht star.png N 43 3,369 21 2 1 0 6 0 0 2 0 6 35 0 0
Germany Rüzgar Toyak Ht star.png N 36 3,027 12 0 3 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 35 0 0
Switzerland Paris Locke Ht star.png N 12 636 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 11 0 0
Argentina Eriberto Calvo Ht star.png N 28 2,520 9 0 0 4 17 0 0 0 0 28 0 0 0
France Pierre D.C. Lenfant Ht star.png N 14 1,260 4 0 0 0 3 0 6 0 8 0 0 0 0
Romania Remus Ene Ht star.png N 4 320 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 3 0 0 0
Denmark Niels Christian Obbekjer Ht star.png N - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Canada Alexey Holland Ht star.png N - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Argentina Carles Matas Ht star.png N - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Italy Giancarlo Grande Ht star.png N - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Italy Valter Grandi Ht star.png N - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Netherlands Stan Bens Ht star.png N - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Italy Tiberio Pimpo Ht star.png N - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
France Christophe Danel Ht star.png N - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
France Bertrand Bonnin Ht star.png N - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
USA Andre Copeland Ht star.png Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Switzerland Paris Locke Ht star.png N 35 2,140 13 1 1 x 0 0 0 3 0 0 32 0 0


Nat. Player Goals Hattricks NT U20
Italy Francesco Carafa Ht star.png 37 0 0 0
Spain Eduardo Pérez Ht star.png 33 0 0 0

Former Players

Statistics are for competitive games played with Jimmyhats.

Nat. Player HG Games Minutes Goals Hat Tricks Braces Captain Man of the Match GK WB CD WI IM FW Current Nat. Series
Sweden Torbjörn Kyhlin Ht star.png N 44 3,694 19 0 4 38 8 0 1 0 0 42 1 un arquero y 10 dementes Magnifier.png Argentina VI.288
Hungary Miroslav Vukoje Ht star.png N 32 - 12 0 - 0 - 0 0 0 2 0 30 C.D. Guayaquil Magnifier.png Ecuador IV.10
USA Aaron Johnson Ht star.png Y 4 - 1 - - 0 - 0 0 3 1 0 0 Rayo Barriero Magnifier.png Spain IX.911
USA Blake Boyd Ht star.png Y 2 - 3 - - 1 - 0 1 0 1 0 0 Retired - -
Denmark Ulrik Bøgholm Ht star.png N 6 207 0 0 0 2 0 0 2 0 0 5 0 Vanino Magnifier.png Palestine III.3
Finland Ville Österholm Ht star.png N 20 1,289 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 8 0 10 0 Isola Del Tesoro F C Magnifier.png Italy X.3567
Poland Roman Kolec Ht star.png N 11 709 2 0 1 0 1 0 3 0 0 8 0 Girgenti Magnifier.png Brunei III.3

Former Homegrown Players

Player Goals Hattricks NT U20 Owner
Ángel Delgado Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 Retired
Frostee Dunbar Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 Retired
Reginald Parsons Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 Retired
Héctor Buenavista Ht star.png 3 0 0 0 Retired
Kristoffer Jefferson Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 Sweden FC Rya Åsar
Ricardo Ballester Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 USA TS Swag Team
Tracey Strangling-Wolf Ht star.png 1 0 0 0 USA Ingrebourne Harriers
Tracy Vandercook Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 Switzerland Botafogo AC
William Louis Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 Italy F. C. Juventanovic
Aaron Johnson Ht star.png 2 0 0 0 Spain Rayo Barriero
August Villalona Ht star.png 2 0 0 0 Poland Supervixen
Cleveland Borelli Ht star.png 2 0 0 0 Turkey birebir
Dwayne Kysela Ht star.png 12 0 0 0 Spain FCPullo
Elmer Zambrano Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 Poland FC Tusik
Jim Benson Ht star.png 11 0 0 0 Spain Asturias Club XXI
José Guadalupe Mireles Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 Spain bologniaF.C
Luis Hernando Yacamán Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 Italy bayern china
Nathan Crabtree Ht star.png 7 0 0 0 USA Old City Peregrines
Oscar Zhamnov Ht star.png 1 0 0 0 Belgium fc benfica02
Randall Sanford Ht star.png 14 1 0 0 USA Pea Ridge Shooters

USA National Cup (US Open Cup)

Season Matches W L Pct. Exit Round Gate Receipts
52 4 3 1 .750 4 382,665 USD$
51 4 3 1 .750 4 398,143 USD$
50 3 2 1 .667 3 189,854 USD$
49 1 0 1 .000 1 19,978 USD$
48 0 0 0 .000 DNP 0 USD$

Promotion / Relegation

Transfers

Total Purchases: 14,793,504 USD$
Total Sales: 17,774,145 USD$
Difference: 2,980,641 USD$
Average (bought): 119,303 USD$
Average (sold): 151,916 USD$
Average (bought + sold): 12,368 USD$
Players bought: 124
Players sold: 117
Number of transfers: 241

Hall of Fame

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Diedrik Clyncke Ht star.png
First day with club 2012-06-14
Current occupation Television Show Host
Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 39 in May 18, 2013.
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Hugo Torsson Ht star.png
First day with club 2012-04-29
Current occupation Referee
Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 45 in March 31, 2013.

Supporters

Beloved Supporters

User Team League
Spain Hallgerdr-langbrok icon Norteños AD Magnifier.png IX.2015
USA netsya icon Superfeet Magnifier.png VI.767
Hungary csajszi icon FC Fuss Utána Magnifier.png V.11
Romania sarmaticus icon Buna Vestire Magnifier.png VI.373
Iceland adam1988 icon FC Reykjavík Magnifier.png III.6
Sweden conakry icon Helags FF Magnifier.png III.20
Denmark emmamus icon Emma Magnifier.png VI.467
USA Trepanated icon Flying Bartlebys FC Magnifier.png II.3
USA Threat icon Fairfax County SC Magnifier.png V.109
USA donrobson icon St Cuthbert Wanderers FC Magnifier.png V.192
USA diewel icon 1FC-ChiTown Magnifier.png IV.17
Italy 13Giacomo13 icon A.S. Kursaal Magnifier.png Serie A
USA Vitruviano icon Alexandria City FC Magnifier.png IV.35
USA theodolan icon District Hooliganz Magnifier.png V.248
Oceania Kronski1 icon Currawong FC Magnifier.png V.256
Kampuchea Kronski1 icon Khmer Sunbirds Magnifier.png III.13

Supported Teams

User Team League
USA donrobson icon St Cuthbert Wanderers FC Magnifier.png V.192
USA VishnuLink icon 1982 Kumasi Royals FC Magnifier.png V.225
USA MustangTuba icon Bipedal FC Magnifier.png V.164
USA diewel icon 1FC-ChiTown Magnifier.png IV.17
USA fctaos icon FC Ranchos de Taos Magnifier.png V.44
USA theodolan icon District Hooliganz Magnifier.png V.248
USA kidkarnage icon Ac Questo Magnifier.png IV.4
USA Threat icon Fairfax County SC Magnifier.png V.109
Italy 13Giacomo13 icon A.S. Kursaal Magnifier.png Serie A
Iran Hesam_Foozool icon Persian Lovers Magnifier.png III.16
USA Trepanated icon Flying Bartlebys FC Magnifier.png II.3
USA Primitive icon Neanderthals Magnifier.png V.229
Denmark emmamus icon Emma Magnifier.png VI.467
Sweden conakry icon Helags FF Magnifier.png III.20
Iceland 747176FD-EA54-4289-AB90-E1F588D8F295 icon Svefneyjar IK Magnifier.png IV.14
Iceland adam1988 icon FC Reykjavík Magnifier.png III.6
Oceania Trepanated icon No Treason Magnifier.png VI.2
Scotland Threat icon Burlywood Rangers Magnifier.png V.214
Scotland donrobson icon Exton United Magnifier.png V.105
USA A758E982-8E47-4D33-86EE-1FBDCED74304 icon Mid-Atlantic Blue Crabs Magnifier.png VI.279
Hungary csajszi icon FC Fuss Utána Magnifier.png V.11
Canada izdurg icon Savoia Yukon FC Magnifier.png V.254
USA Netsya icon Superfeet Magnifier.png VI.767
England Caritas icon Dragon Warriors F.C Magnifier.png VI.516
Wales Caritas icon All Welsh Dragons Magnifier.png IV.50
Bulgaria Mod-ivo_stoyanov icon Tullips Magnifier.png Vissha Liga
USA Mod-ivo_stoyanov icon Take Me To Your Lizard Magnifier.png VI.1024
Oceania Kronski1 icon Currawong FC Magnifier.png V.256
Kampuchea Kronski1 icon Khmer Sunbirds Magnifier.png III.13

Flag Collection

Home

Arena The Big Jimmy has hosted teams from 4 of 128 countries.

Belgium Germany Netherlands Romania

Season Flags
50 Belgium
48 Netherlands Germany Romania


Season Flag Country Club
50 Belgium Belgium Waaslandia FC Magnifier.png
48 Netherlands Netherlands V.V.M. Magnifier.png
48 Germany Germany BavarianKnights Magnifier.png
48 Romania Romania FIREFIGHTERS UNITED Magnifier.png

Away

Jimmyhats has visited 41 of 128 countries.

Yemen Argentina Belgium Brazil Bulgaria Canada Czech Republic Chile Colombia Costa Rica Denmark Germany England Spain France Greece Iran Israel Italy Hungary Mexico Netherlands Norway Oceania Austria Peru Poland Portugal Dominican Republic Romania Russia Georgia Switzerland Scotland Slovakia Serbia Finland Sweden Turkey Uruguay USA

Season Flags Air Miles Frequent Flyer Program Status
52 Yemen 7,042 Mud
51 Chile Argentina Italy Canada Netherlands Germany Colombia Bulgaria Hungary Greece Peru Oceania 111,410 Gold
50 Denmark Costa Rica England Slovakia Spain Austria Colombia Uruguay Mexico Israel Switzerland Scotland 91,100 Ruby
49 Poland Serbia Finland Dominican Republic Sweden Belgium Iran USA Russia Romania Norway Czech Republic Switzerland France Brazil 121,000 Emerald
48 Georgia Turkey Portugal 30,196 Tin


Season Flag Country Club Air Miles (One-Way)
52 Yemen Al Yaman Sweet MOTS O' Mine Magnifier.png 7,042
51 Chile Chile 23 Cruzados Magnifier.png 5,030
51 Argentina Argentina zerostars Magnifier.png 5,082
51 Italy Italia Real Hibernias Magnifier.png 4,769
51 Canada Canada High Park FC Magnifier.png 340
51 Netherlands Netherlands SC OK Magnifier.png 3,922
51 Germany Germany Rückwärts Chursbachtal Magnifier.png 4,221
51 Colombia Colombia RADIK-LI Magnifier.png 2,433
51 Bulgaria Bulgaria MASATA Magnifier.png 4,933
51 Hungary Hungary szektor fc Magnifier.png 4,573
51 Greece Greece xrusovalantou Magnifier.png 5,311
51 Peru Peru MATFIS FC Magnifier.png 3,529
51 Oceania Oceania Marine Predators Magnifier.png 11,562
50 Denmark Denmark VBNO1 Magnifier.png 3,926
50 Costa Rica Costa Rica Magos del Balon C.F. Magnifier.png 2,013
50 England England MFG Chimps Magnifier.png 3,680
50 Slovakia Slovakia TJ Sokol Trstín Magnifier.png 4,471
50 Spain Spain TREK GF Magnifier.png 4,015
50 Austria Austria FC Blackwoodforrest Magnifier.png 4,395
50 Colombia Colombia Calcio Modena Magnifier.png 2,387
50 Uruguay Uruguay SALAGOL F.C. Magnifier.png 5,286
50 Mexico Mexico freseros malandros Fc Magnifier.png 1,884
50 Israel Israel Fc Nargila Netanya Magnifier.png 5,875
50 Switzerland Switzerland FC Basel AI Magnifier.png 4,182
50 Scotland Scotland St. Laurencekirk Magnifier.png 3,436
49 Poland Poland Firenzo Magnifier.png 4,339
49 Serbia Serbia OFK Rammstein Magnifier.png 4,641
49 Finland Finland FC PAKANAT Magnifier.png 4,228
49 Dominican Republic Dominican Republic DN United Magnifier.png 1,485
49 Sweden Sweden Kebnekaise Magnifier.png 4,129
49 Belgium Belgium RFC Electric Magnifier.png 3,871
49 Iran Iran Persian Lovers Magnifier.png 6,621
49 USA USA District Hooliganz Magnifier.png 20
49 Russia Russia URAL74 Magnifier.png 5,500
49 Romania Romania HASHU Magnifier.png 4,878
49 Norway Norway Vallhall FC Magnifier.png 3,802
49 Czech Republic Czech Republic "B" Profi Ruprechtice Magnifier.png 4,296
49 Switzerland Switzerland Solothurn United Magnifier.png 4,112
49 France France FC SOSO Magnifier.png 3,760
49 Brazil Brazil Barreira do Vasco Magnifier.png 4,818
48 Georgia Georgia real19 Magnifier.png 5,699
48 Turkey Turkey DICLE F.C Magnifier.png 5,820
48 Portugal Portugal Carmelitas FC Magnifier.png 3,579

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