Jimmyhats

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USA Jimmyhats (229562)
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managed by Jimmydinho
Full Name Jimmyhats
Nickname Jimmyhats
Founded April 22, 2012
Location Virginia, USA
Arena The Big Jimmy
Coach Eduardo Pérez Ht star.png
League V.82
updated on: June 14, 2013
Team kits
Home kit
Away kit
The Big Jimmy (229562)
The Big Jimmy
Last Rebuild June 13, 2013
Terraces 23,159
Basic 9,277
Roof 5,654
VIP 910
Capacity 39,000


Trophies

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Season 50

Division VI.PNG

Season 49
Season 48

Overview[edit]

Jimmyhats is a Hattrick club founded by Jimmydinho, currently ranked 202 of 3,838 teams (95th percentile) in the USA. The club is situated in the town of Herndon, in the Commonwealth of Virginia, a state in the USA (Latitude: 38°58′17″N Longitude: -77°23′19″W).


The team was founded on April 22, 2012 and began play in USA Series VI.108, playing a partial schedule of games in Season 48. Jimmyhats currently plays in Series IV.11, and has also played in Series IV.4, V.82, and V.203.


Future stars are bred like cattle in the senior team's Youth Academy, Mini-Willies. Most academy players eventually promote to the senior squad. Those that do not swear allegiance to The Psychotropic Avocado, however, are clipped to a giant carousel and spun in circles and vaporized while chanting Lastday Lastday Lastday.

Fan Club[edit]

The Jimmyhats fan club is a boisterous bunch of ne'er-do-well scarf-twirlers that call themselves The Jolly Jimmies. There are currently 2,460 members in the fan club, most of whom can be found in the north end of the arena on match day, often drunk, sometimes stoned, and always half-undressed. The club's theme song is a highly-modified cover of the famous Dexys Midnight Runners tune, "Come On Eileen," the lyrics of which turn the very air blue and shan't be published in this august journal.


Reports that a jail cell will be installed during the current arena expansion are not confirmed, although it has been noted by insiders and unnamed sources that a rather large shipment of manacles and monocles, along with an enormous framed portrait of Werner Klemperer, was received by the team just last week. Stay tuned.


The members of the Jolly Jimmies are fond of chanting poems and songs during matches.


RIBBED FOR OUR PLEASURE
Roses are for love,
Violets are for leisure,
We love our Jimmyhats
Ribbed for our pleasure.
Yay team!


WHEN THE HATS GO MARCHING IN
Oh when the Hats
Go marching in
Oh when the Hats go marching in
Oh Lord I want to wear a big condom
When the Hats go marching in

Second verse,
Same melody as the first!

Roses are for love
Violets are for leisure
We love our Hats ribbed for our pleasure
Oh Lord I want to wear a big condom
When the Hats go marching in
Yay team!

Arena[edit]

Jimmyhats play their home matches at The Big Jimmy, which is located at the intersection of Wiehle Road and Fairfax County Parkway in Herndon, Virginia. Tailgating is allowed in the stadium parking lot, but the property management does request that fans abstain from jousting tournaments and trebuchet practice.


Special Events and Fan Appreciation[edit]

Jimmyhats sponsors several fan appreciation nights at The Big Jimmy. The following list describes the premiums and giveaways available to fans for each week of the season.


Matchday 1 = Team Scarf Night
Cup Match 2 = Win a Date with a Cheerleader Night
Matchday 2 = Bobblehead Night (player TBD)
Cup Match 3 = Old Walloon Cloak and Karaoke Night
Matchday 3 = Red and Gold Snow Cone Night
Cup Match 4 = Richard Nixon Halloween Mask Night
Matchday 4 = Chili Cheese Dog Night
Matchday 5 = Fake Mustache Night
Matchday 6 = Inflatable Roman Trireme Night
Matchday 7 = Bathrobe and Bunny Slippers Night
Matchday 8 = Bobblehead Night (player TBD)
Matchday 9 = Lingerie Night
Matchday 10 = Cheese Weenies and a Pretzel Night
Matchday 11 = Moose Antlers Night
Matchday 12 = Punch A Mime Night
Matchday 13 = Live Duck Giveaway Night
Matchday 14 = Scratch 'n' Sniff Jimmydinho Poster Night
Matchday 15 = Inflatable Breasts and a Classic Corvette Night
Qualifier = Flight of the Valkyries Night, Starring The Swedish Bikini Team


Match Attendance[edit]

Season Capacity Terraces Basic Roofed VIP Largest Crowd
USA 48 12,000 8,000 3,000 1,000 0 11,776
USA 49 12,200 8,000 3,000 1,000 200 12,200
USA 50 30,000 17,815 7,136 4,349 700 30,000
USA 51 30,000 17,815 7,136 4,349 700 28,940
USA 52 39,000 23,159 9,277 5,654 910 37,610

Honors[edit]

Jimmyhats has won two league championships, winning top honors in Series VI.108 and V.203 in consecutive seasons.

Diedrik "The Old Walloon" Clyncke won the Golden Boot for Series VI.108 after Season 49 with 22 goals.


Club History[edit]

Current Season[edit]

Jimmyhats is in its fourth full season of existence and has played in Series IV once, Series V twice, and Series VI once. The team played a partial season in Series VI.108 in Season 48 before beginning its first full campaign in Season 49. Jimmyhats is currently in 2nd place in USA Series V.82, season 52.

Nat. Series Pos Played W D L GF GA +/- Pts
USA V.82 2 12 9 2 1 60 18 42 29

Previous Seasons[edit]

Nat. Season Series Pos Played W D L GF GA +/- Pts
USA 51 IV.4 8 14 2 0 12 31 71 40 6
USA 50 V.203 1 14 12 1 1 70 22 48 37
USA 49 VI.108 1 14 13 0 1 88 15 73 39
USA 48 VI.108 3 6 3 1 2 16 14 2 10

Club History Summary[edit]

Season League Position Cup Round
52 4
51 IV.4 8 4
50 V.203 1 3
49 VI.108 1 1
48 VI.108 3


Players[edit]

Current Squad[edit]

Statistics are for competitive matches played with Jimmyhats and are current through Season 51.

Nat. Player HG Games Minutes Goals Hat Tricks Braces Captain Man of the Match GK WB CD WI IM FW NT U20
Österreich Helmuth Ladurner Ht star.png N 43 3,555 12 0 2 0 3 0 8 1 34 0 0 0 0
Danmark Ask Nicolajsen Ht star.png N 42 3,606 25 2 4 0 2 0 2 0 40 0 0 0 0
Deutschland Jacob Dachsbau Ht star.png N 43 3,369 21 2 1 0 6 0 0 2 0 6 35 0 0
Deutschland Rüzgar Toyak Ht star.png N 36 3,027 12 0 3 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 35 0 0
Schweiz Paris Locke Ht star.png N 12 636 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 11 0 0
Argentina Eriberto Calvo Ht star.png N 28 2,520 9 0 0 4 17 0 0 0 0 28 0 0 0
France Pierre D.C. Lenfant Ht star.png N 14 1,260 4 0 0 0 3 0 6 0 8 0 0 0 0
România Remus Ene Ht star.png N 4 320 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 3 0 0 0
Danmark Niels Christian Obbekjer Ht star.png N - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Canada Alexey Holland Ht star.png N - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Argentina Carles Matas Ht star.png N - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Italia Giancarlo Grande Ht star.png N - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Italia Valter Grandi Ht star.png N - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Nederland Stan Bens Ht star.png N - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Italia Tiberio Pimpo Ht star.png N - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
France Christophe Danel Ht star.png N - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
France Bertrand Bonnin Ht star.png N - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
USA Andre Copeland Ht star.png Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Schweiz Paris Locke Ht star.png N 35 2,140 13 1 1 x 0 0 0 3 0 0 32 0 0


Nat. Player Goals Hattricks NT U20
Italia Francesco Carafa Ht star.png 37 0 0 0
España Eduardo Pérez Ht star.png 33 0 0 0

Former Players[edit]

Statistics are for competitive games played with Jimmyhats.

Nat. Player HG Games Minutes Goals Hat Tricks Braces Captain Man of the Match GK WB CD WI IM FW Current Nat. Series
Sverige Torbjörn Kyhlin Ht star.png N 44 3,694 19 0 4 38 8 0 1 0 0 42 1 un arquero y 10 dementes Ht star.png Argentina VI.288
Magyarország Miroslav Vukoje Ht star.png N 32 - 12 0 - 0 - 0 0 0 2 0 30 C.D. Guayaquil Ht star.png Ecuador IV.10
USA Aaron Johnson Ht star.png Y 4 - 1 - - 0 - 0 0 3 1 0 0 Rayo Barriero Ht star.png España IX.911
USA Blake Boyd Ht star.png Y 2 - 3 - - 1 - 0 1 0 1 0 0 Retired - -
Danmark Ulrik Bøgholm Ht star.png N 6 207 0 0 0 2 0 0 2 0 0 5 0 Vanino Ht star.png Palestine III.3
Suomi Ville Österholm Ht star.png N 20 1,289 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 8 0 10 0 Isola Del Tesoro F C Ht star.png Italia X.3567
Polska Roman Kolec Ht star.png N 11 709 2 0 1 0 1 0 3 0 0 8 0 Girgenti Ht star.png Brunei III.3

Former Homegrown Players[edit]

Player Goals Hattricks NT U20 Owner
Ángel Delgado Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 Retired
Frostee Dunbar Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 Retired
Reginald Parsons Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 Retired
Héctor Buenavista Ht star.png 3 0 0 0 Retired
Kristoffer Jefferson Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 Sverige FC Rya Åsar
Ricardo Ballester Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 USA TS Swag Team
Tracey Strangling-Wolf Ht star.png 1 0 0 0 USA Ingrebourne Harriers
Tracy Vandercook Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 Schweiz Botafogo AC
William Louis Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 Italia F. C. Juventanovic
Aaron Johnson Ht star.png 2 0 0 0 España Rayo Barriero
August Villalona Ht star.png 2 0 0 0 Polska Supervixen
Cleveland Borelli Ht star.png 2 0 0 0 Türkiye birebir
Dwayne Kysela Ht star.png 12 0 0 0 España FCPullo
Elmer Zambrano Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 Polska FC Tusik
Jim Benson Ht star.png 11 0 0 0 España Asturias Club XXI
José Guadalupe Mireles Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 España bologniaF.C
Luis Hernando Yacamán Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 Italia bayern china
Nathan Crabtree Ht star.png 7 0 0 0 USA Old City Peregrines
Oscar Zhamnov Ht star.png 1 0 0 0 Belgium fc benfica02
Randall Sanford Ht star.png 14 1 0 0 USA Pea Ridge Shooters

USA National Cup (US Open Cup)[edit]

Season Matches W L Pct. Exit Round Gate Receipts
52 4 3 1 .750 4 382,665 USD$
51 4 3 1 .750 4 398,143 USD$
50 3 2 1 .667 3 189,854 USD$
49 1 0 1 .000 1 19,978 USD$
48 0 0 0 .000 DNP 0 USD$

Promotion / Relegation[edit]

Transfers[edit]

Total Purchases: 14,793,504 USD$
Total Sales: 17,774,145 USD$
Difference: 2,980,641 USD$
Average (bought): 119,303 USD$
Average (sold): 151,916 USD$
Average (bought + sold): 12,368 USD$
Players bought: 124
Players sold: 117
Number of transfers: 241

Hall of Fame[edit]

146639559 Clyncke.png
Diedrik Clyncke Ht star.png
First day with club 2012-06-14
Current occupation Television Show Host
Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 39 in May 18, 2013.
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Hugo Torsson Ht star.png
First day with club 2012-04-29
Current occupation Referee
Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 45 in March 31, 2013.

Supporters[edit]

Beloved Supporters[edit]

User Team League
España Hallgerdr-langbrok Ht star.png Norteños AD Ht star.png IX.2015
USA netsya Ht star.png Superfeet Ht star.png VI.767
Magyarország csajszi Ht star.png FC Fuss Utána Ht star.png V.11
România sarmaticus Ht star.png Buna Vestire Ht star.png VI.373
Ísland adam1988 Ht star.png FC Reykjavík Ht star.png III.6
Sverige conakry Ht star.png Helags FF Ht star.png III.20
Danmark emmamus Ht star.png Emma Ht star.png VI.467
USA Trepanated Ht star.png Flying Bartlebys FC Ht star.png II.3
USA Threat Ht star.png Fairfax County SC Ht star.png V.109
USA donrobson Ht star.png St Cuthbert Wanderers FC Ht star.png V.192
USA diewel Ht star.png 1FC-ChiTown Ht star.png IV.17
Italia 13Giacomo13 Ht star.png A.S. Kursaal Ht star.png Serie A
USA Vitruviano Ht star.png Alexandria City FC Ht star.png IV.35
USA theodolan Ht star.png District Hooliganz Ht star.png V.248
Oceania Kronski1 Ht star.png Currawong FC Ht star.png V.256
Kampuchea Kronski1 Ht star.png Khmer Sunbirds Ht star.png III.13

Supported Teams[edit]

User Team League
USA donrobson Ht star.png St Cuthbert Wanderers FC Ht star.png V.192
USA VishnuLink Ht star.png 1982 Kumasi Royals FC Ht star.png V.225
USA MustangTuba Ht star.png Bipedal FC Ht star.png V.164
USA diewel Ht star.png 1FC-ChiTown Ht star.png IV.17
USA fctaos Ht star.png FC Ranchos de Taos Ht star.png V.44
USA theodolan Ht star.png District Hooliganz Ht star.png V.248
USA kidkarnage Ht star.png Ac Questo Ht star.png IV.4
USA Threat Ht star.png Fairfax County SC Ht star.png V.109
Italia 13Giacomo13 Ht star.png A.S. Kursaal Ht star.png Serie A
Iran Hesam_Foozool Ht star.png Persian Lovers Ht star.png III.16
USA Trepanated Ht star.png Flying Bartlebys FC Ht star.png II.3
USA Primitive Ht star.png Neanderthals Ht star.png V.229
Danmark emmamus Ht star.png Emma Ht star.png VI.467
Sverige conakry Ht star.png Helags FF Ht star.png III.20
Ísland 747176FD-EA54-4289-AB90-E1F588D8F295 Ht star.png Svefneyjar IK Ht star.png IV.14
Ísland adam1988 Ht star.png FC Reykjavík Ht star.png III.6
Oceania Trepanated Ht star.png No Treason Ht star.png VI.2
Scotland Threat Ht star.png Burlywood Rangers Ht star.png V.214
Scotland donrobson Ht star.png Exton United Ht star.png V.105
USA A758E982-8E47-4D33-86EE-1FBDCED74304 Ht star.png Mid-Atlantic Blue Crabs Ht star.png VI.279
Magyarország csajszi Ht star.png FC Fuss Utána Ht star.png V.11
Canada izdurg Ht star.png Savoia Yukon FC Ht star.png V.254
USA Netsya Ht star.png Superfeet Ht star.png VI.767
England Caritas Ht star.png Dragon Warriors F.C Ht star.png VI.516
Cymru Caritas Ht star.png All Welsh Dragons Ht star.png IV.50
Bulgaria Mod-ivo_stoyanov Ht star.png Tullips Ht star.png Vissha Liga
USA Mod-ivo_stoyanov Ht star.png Take Me To Your Lizard Ht star.png VI.1024
Oceania Kronski1 Ht star.png Currawong FC Ht star.png V.256
Kampuchea Kronski1 Ht star.png Khmer Sunbirds Ht star.png III.13

Flag Collection[edit]

Home[edit]

Arena The Big Jimmy has hosted teams from 4 of 128 countries.

Belgium Deutschland Nederland România

Season Flags
50 Belgium
48 Nederland Deutschland România


Season Flag Country Club
50 Belgium Belgium Waaslandia FC Ht star.png
48 Nederland Netherlands V.V.M. Ht star.png
48 Deutschland Germany BavarianKnights Ht star.png
48 România Romania FIREFIGHTERS UNITED Ht star.png

Away[edit]

Jimmyhats has visited 41 of 128 countries.

Al Yaman Argentina Belgium Brasil Bulgaria Canada Česká republika Chile Colombia Costa Rica Danmark Deutschland England España France Hellas Iran Israel Italia Magyarország México Nederland Norge Oceania Österreich Perú Polska Portugal Republica Dominicana România Rossiya Sakartvelo Schweiz Scotland Slovensko Srbija Suomi Sverige Türkiye Uruguay USA

Season Flags Air Miles Frequent Flyer Program Status
52 Al Yaman 7,042 Mud
51 Chile Argentina Italia Canada Nederland Deutschland Colombia Bulgaria Magyarország Hellas Perú Oceania 111,410 Gold
50 Danmark Costa Rica England Slovensko España Österreich Colombia Uruguay México Israel Schweiz Scotland 91,100 Ruby
49 Polska Srbija Suomi Republica Dominicana Sverige Belgium Iran USA Rossiya România Norge Česká republika Schweiz France Brasil 121,000 Emerald
48 Sakartvelo Türkiye Portugal 30,196 Tin


Season Flag Country Club Air Miles (One-Way)
52 Al Yaman Al Yaman Sweet MOTS O' Mine Ht star.png 7,042
51 Chile Chile 23 Cruzados Ht star.png 5,030
51 Argentina Argentina zerostars Ht star.png 5,082
51 Italia Italia Real Hibernias Ht star.png 4,769
51 Canada Canada High Park FC Ht star.png 340
51 Nederland Netherlands SC OK Ht star.png 3,922
51 Deutschland Germany Rückwärts Chursbachtal Ht star.png 4,221
51 Colombia Colombia RADIK-LI Ht star.png 2,433
51 Bulgaria Bulgaria MASATA Ht star.png 4,933
51 Magyarország Hungary szektor fc Ht star.png 4,573
51 Hellas Greece xrusovalantou Ht star.png 5,311
51 Perú Peru MATFIS FC Ht star.png 3,529
51 Oceania Oceania Marine Predators Ht star.png 11,562
50 Danmark Denmark VBNO1 Ht star.png 3,926
50 Costa Rica Costa Rica Magos del Balon C.F. Ht star.png 2,013
50 England England MFG Chimps Ht star.png 3,680
50 Slovensko Slovakia TJ Sokol Trstín Ht star.png 4,471
50 España Spain TREK GF Ht star.png 4,015
50 Österreich Austria FC Blackwoodforrest Ht star.png 4,395
50 Colombia Colombia Calcio Modena Ht star.png 2,387
50 Uruguay Uruguay SALAGOL F.C. Ht star.png 5,286
50 México Mexico freseros malandros Fc Ht star.png 1,884
50 Israel Israel Fc Nargila Netanya Ht star.png 5,875
50 Schweiz Switzerland FC Basel AI Ht star.png 4,182
50 Scotland Scotland St. Laurencekirk Ht star.png 3,436
49 Polska Poland Firenzo Ht star.png 4,339
49 Srbija Serbia OFK Rammstein Ht star.png 4,641
49 Suomi Finland FC PAKANAT Ht star.png 4,228
49 Republica Dominicana Dominican Republic DN United Ht star.png 1,485
49 Sverige Sweden Kebnekaise Ht star.png 4,129
49 Belgium Belgium RFC Electric Ht star.png 3,871
49 Iran Iran Persian Lovers Ht star.png 6,621
49 USA USA District Hooliganz Ht star.png 20
49 Rossiya Russia URAL74 Ht star.png 5,500
49 România Romania HASHU Ht star.png 4,878
49 Norge Norway Vallhall FC Ht star.png 3,802
49 Česká republika Czech Republic "B" Profi Ruprechtice Ht star.png 4,296
49 Schweiz Switzerland Solothurn United Ht star.png 4,112
49 France France FC SOSO Ht star.png 3,760
49 Brasil Brazil Barreira do Vasco Ht star.png 4,818
48 Sakartvelo Georgia real19 Ht star.png 5,699
48 Türkiye Turkey DICLE F.C Ht star.png 5,820
48 Portugal Portugal Carmelitas FC Ht star.png 3,579

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