Jimmyhats

Jimmyhats (229562)
managed by Jimmydinho
Full Name	Jimmyhats
Nickname	Jimmyhats
Founded	April 22, 2012
Location	Virginia, USA
Arena	The Big Jimmy
Coach	Eduardo Pérez
League	V.82
updated on: June 14, 2013

Team kits

Home kit Away kit

The Big Jimmy
Last Rebuild	June 13, 2013
Terraces	23,159
Basic	9,277
Roof	5,654
VIP	910
Capacity	39,000

Trophies

Season 50 Season 49 Season 48

Overview

Jimmyhats is a Hattrick club founded by Jimmydinho, currently ranked 202 of 3,838 teams (95th percentile) in the USA. The club is situated in the town of Herndon, in the Commonwealth of Virginia, a state in the USA (Latitude: 38°58′17″N Longitude: -77°23′19″W).

The team was founded on April 22, 2012 and began play in USA Series VI.108, playing a partial schedule of games in Season 48. Jimmyhats currently plays in Series IV.11, and has also played in Series IV.4, V.82, and V.203.

Future stars are bred like cattle in the senior team's Youth Academy, Mini-Willies. Most academy players eventually promote to the senior squad. Those that do not swear allegiance to The Psychotropic Avocado, however, are clipped to a giant carousel and spun in circles and vaporized while chanting Lastday Lastday Lastday.

Fan Club

The Jimmyhats fan club is a boisterous bunch of ne'er-do-well scarf-twirlers that call themselves The Jolly Jimmies. There are currently 2,460 members in the fan club, most of whom can be found in the north end of the arena on match day, often drunk, sometimes stoned, and always half-undressed. The club's theme song is a highly-modified cover of the famous Dexys Midnight Runners tune, "Come On Eileen," the lyrics of which turn the very air blue and shan't be published in this august journal.

Reports that a jail cell will be installed during the current arena expansion are not confirmed, although it has been noted by insiders and unnamed sources that a rather large shipment of manacles and monocles, along with an enormous framed portrait of Werner Klemperer, was received by the team just last week. Stay tuned.

The members of the Jolly Jimmies are fond of chanting poems and songs during matches.

RIBBED FOR OUR PLEASURE
Roses are for love,
Violets are for leisure,
We love our Jimmyhats
Ribbed for our pleasure.
Yay team!

WHEN THE HATS GO MARCHING IN
Oh when the Hats
Go marching in
Oh when the Hats go marching in
Oh Lord I want to wear a big condom
When the Hats go marching in

Second verse,
Same melody as the first!

Roses are for love
Violets are for leisure
We love our Hats ribbed for our pleasure
Oh Lord I want to wear a big condom
When the Hats go marching in
Yay team!

Arena

Jimmyhats play their home matches at The Big Jimmy, which is located at the intersection of Wiehle Road and Fairfax County Parkway in Herndon, Virginia. Tailgating is allowed in the stadium parking lot, but the property management does request that fans abstain from jousting tournaments and trebuchet practice.

Special Events and Fan Appreciation

Jimmyhats sponsors several fan appreciation nights at The Big Jimmy. The following list describes the premiums and giveaways available to fans for each week of the season.

Matchday 1 = Team Scarf Night
Cup Match 2 = Win a Date with a Cheerleader Night
Matchday 2 = Bobblehead Night (player TBD)
Cup Match 3 = Old Walloon Cloak and Karaoke Night
Matchday 3 = Red and Gold Snow Cone Night
Cup Match 4 = Richard Nixon Halloween Mask Night
Matchday 4 = Chili Cheese Dog Night
Matchday 5 = Fake Mustache Night
Matchday 6 = Inflatable Roman Trireme Night
Matchday 7 = Bathrobe and Bunny Slippers Night
Matchday 8 = Bobblehead Night (player TBD)
Matchday 9 = Lingerie Night
Matchday 10 = Cheese Weenies and a Pretzel Night
Matchday 11 = Moose Antlers Night
Matchday 12 = Punch A Mime Night
Matchday 13 = Live Duck Giveaway Night
Matchday 14 = Scratch 'n' Sniff Jimmydinho Poster Night
Matchday 15 = Inflatable Breasts and a Classic Corvette Night
Qualifier = Flight of the Valkyries Night, Starring The Swedish Bikini Team

Match Attendance

	Season	Capacity	Terraces	Basic	Roofed	VIP	Largest Crowd
	48	12,000	8,000	3,000	1,000	0	11,776
	49	12,200	8,000	3,000	1,000	200	12,200
	50	30,000	17,815	7,136	4,349	700	30,000
	51	30,000	17,815	7,136	4,349	700	28,940
	52	39,000	23,159	9,277	5,654	910	37,610

Honors

Jimmyhats has won two league championships, winning top honors in Series VI.108 and V.203 in consecutive seasons.

Diedrik "The Old Walloon" Clyncke won the Golden Boot for Series VI.108 after Season 49 with 22 goals.

Club History

Current Season

Jimmyhats is in its fourth full season of existence and has played in Series IV once, Series V twice, and Series VI once. The team played a partial season in Series VI.108 in Season 48 before beginning its first full campaign in Season 49. Jimmyhats is currently in 2nd place in USA Series V.82, season 52.

Nat.	Series	Pos	Played	W	D	L	GF	GA	+/-	Pts
	V.82	2	12	9	2	1	60	18	42	29

Previous Seasons

Nat.	Season	Series	Pos	Played	W	D	L	GF	GA	+/-	Pts
	51	IV.4	8	14	2	0	12	31	71	40	6
	50	V.203	1	14	12	1	1	70	22	48	37
	49	VI.108	1	14	13	0	1	88	15	73	39
	48	VI.108	3	6	3	1	2	16	14	2	10

Club History Summary

Season	League	Position	Cup Round
52			4
51	IV.4	8	4
50	V.203	1	3
49	VI.108	1	1
48	VI.108	3

Players

Current Squad

Statistics are for competitive matches played with Jimmyhats and are current through Season 51.

Nat.	Player	HG	Games	Minutes	Goals	Hat Tricks	Braces	Captain	Man of the Match	GK	WB	CD	WI	IM	FW	NT	U20
	Helmuth Ladurner	N	43	3,555	12	0	2	0	3	0	8	1	34	0	0	0	0
	Ask Nicolajsen	N	42	3,606	25	2	4	0	2	0	2	0	40	0	0	0	0
	Jacob Dachsbau	N	43	3,369	21	2	1	0	6	0	0	2	0	6	35	0	0
	Rüzgar Toyak	N	36	3,027	12	0	3	0	2	0	0	0	0	1	35	0	0
	Paris Locke	N	12	636	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	11	0	0
	Eriberto Calvo	N	28	2,520	9	0	0	4	17	0	0	0	0	28	0	0	0
	Pierre D.C. Lenfant	N	14	1,260	4	0	0	0	3	0	6	0	8	0	0	0	0
	Remus Ene	N	4	320	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	3	0	0	0
	Niels Christian Obbekjer	N	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	Alexey Holland	N	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	Carles Matas	N	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	Giancarlo Grande	N	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	Valter Grandi	N	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	Stan Bens	N	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	Tiberio Pimpo	N	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	Christophe Danel	N	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	Bertrand Bonnin	N	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	Andre Copeland	Y	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	Paris Locke	N	35	2,140	13	1	1	x	0	0	0	3	0	0	32	0	0

Nat.	Player	Goals	Hattricks	NT	U20
	Francesco Carafa	37	0	0	0
	Eduardo Pérez	33	0	0	0

Former Players

Statistics are for competitive games played with Jimmyhats.

Nat.	Player	HG	Games	Minutes	Goals	Hat Tricks	Braces	Captain	Man of the Match	GK	WB	CD	WI	IM	FW	Current	Nat.	Series
	Torbjörn Kyhlin	N	44	3,694	19	0	4	38	8	0	1	0	0	42	1	un arquero y 10 dementes		VI.288
	Miroslav Vukoje	N	32	-	12	0	-	0	-	0	0	0	2	0	30	C.D. Guayaquil		IV.10
	Aaron Johnson	Y	4	-	1	-	-	0	-	0	0	3	1	0	0	Rayo Barriero		IX.911
	Blake Boyd	Y	2	-	3	-	-	1	-	0	1	0	1	0	0	Retired	-	-
	Ulrik Bøgholm	N	6	207	0	0	0	2	0	0	2	0	0	5	0	Vanino		III.3
	Ville Österholm	N	20	1,289	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	8	0	10	0	Isola Del Tesoro F C		X.3567
	Roman Kolec	N	11	709	2	0	1	0	1	0	3	0	0	8	0	Girgenti		III.3

Former Homegrown Players

Player	Goals	Hattricks	NT	U20	Owner
Ángel Delgado	0	0	0	0	Retired
Frostee Dunbar	0	0	0	0	Retired
Reginald Parsons	0	0	0	0	Retired
Héctor Buenavista	3	0	0	0	Retired
Kristoffer Jefferson	0	0	0	0	FC Rya Åsar
Ricardo Ballester	0	0	0	0	TS Swag Team
Tracey Strangling-Wolf	1	0	0	0	Ingrebourne Harriers
Tracy Vandercook	0	0	0	0	Botafogo AC
William Louis	0	0	0	0	F. C. Juventanovic
Aaron Johnson	2	0	0	0	Rayo Barriero
August Villalona	2	0	0	0	Supervixen
Cleveland Borelli	2	0	0	0	birebir
Dwayne Kysela	12	0	0	0	FCPullo
Elmer Zambrano	0	0	0	0	FC Tusik
Jim Benson	11	0	0	0	Asturias Club XXI
José Guadalupe Mireles	0	0	0	0	bologniaF.C
Luis Hernando Yacamán	0	0	0	0	bayern china
Nathan Crabtree	7	0	0	0	Old City Peregrines
Oscar Zhamnov	1	0	0	0	fc benfica02
Randall Sanford	14	1	0	0	Pea Ridge Shooters

USA National Cup (US Open Cup)

Season	Matches	W	L	Pct.	Exit Round	Gate Receipts
52	4	3	1	.750	4	382,665 USD$
51	4	3	1	.750	4	398,143 USD$
50	3	2	1	.667	3	189,854 USD$
49	1	0	1	.000	1	19,978 USD$
48	0	0	0	.000	DNP	0 USD$

Transfers

Total Purchases:	14,793,504 USD$
Total Sales:	17,774,145 USD$
Difference:	2,980,641 USD$

Average (bought):	119,303 USD$
Average (sold):	151,916 USD$
Average (bought + sold):	12,368 USD$

Players bought:	124
Players sold:	117
Number of transfers:	241

Hall of Fame

	Diedrik Clyncke
	First day with club	2012-06-14
	Current occupation	Television Show Host
	Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 39 in May 18, 2013.

	Hugo Torsson
	First day with club	2012-04-29
	Current occupation	Referee
	Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 45 in March 31, 2013.

Supporters

Beloved Supporters

	User	Team	League
	Hallgerdr-langbrok icon	Norteños AD	IX.2015
	netsya icon	Superfeet	VI.767
	csajszi icon	FC Fuss Utána	V.11
	sarmaticus icon	Buna Vestire	VI.373
	adam1988 icon	FC Reykjavík	III.6
	conakry icon	Helags FF	III.20
	emmamus icon	Emma	VI.467
	Trepanated icon	Flying Bartlebys FC	II.3
	Threat icon	Fairfax County SC	V.109
	donrobson icon	St Cuthbert Wanderers FC	V.192
	diewel icon	1FC-ChiTown	IV.17
	13Giacomo13 icon	A.S. Kursaal	Serie A
	Vitruviano icon	Alexandria City FC	IV.35
	theodolan icon	District Hooliganz	V.248
	Kronski1 icon	Currawong FC	V.256
	Kronski1 icon	Khmer Sunbirds	III.13

Supported Teams

	User	Team	League
	donrobson icon	St Cuthbert Wanderers FC	V.192
	VishnuLink icon	1982 Kumasi Royals FC	V.225
	MustangTuba icon	Bipedal FC	V.164
	diewel icon	1FC-ChiTown	IV.17
	fctaos icon	FC Ranchos de Taos	V.44
	theodolan icon	District Hooliganz	V.248
	kidkarnage icon	Ac Questo	IV.4
	Threat icon	Fairfax County SC	V.109
	13Giacomo13 icon	A.S. Kursaal	Serie A
	Hesam_Foozool icon	Persian Lovers	III.16
	Trepanated icon	Flying Bartlebys FC	II.3
	Primitive icon	Neanderthals	V.229
	emmamus icon	Emma	VI.467
	conakry icon	Helags FF	III.20
	747176FD-EA54-4289-AB90-E1F588D8F295 icon	Svefneyjar IK	IV.14
	adam1988 icon	FC Reykjavík	III.6
	Trepanated icon	No Treason	VI.2
	Threat icon	Burlywood Rangers	V.214
	donrobson icon	Exton United	V.105
	A758E982-8E47-4D33-86EE-1FBDCED74304 icon	Mid-Atlantic Blue Crabs	VI.279
	csajszi icon	FC Fuss Utána	V.11
	izdurg icon	Savoia Yukon FC	V.254
	Netsya icon	Superfeet	VI.767
	Caritas icon	Dragon Warriors F.C	VI.516
	Caritas icon	All Welsh Dragons	IV.50
	Mod-ivo_stoyanov icon	Tullips	Vissha Liga
	Mod-ivo_stoyanov icon	Take Me To Your Lizard	VI.1024
	Kronski1 icon	Currawong FC	V.256
	Kronski1 icon	Khmer Sunbirds	III.13

Flag Collection

Home

Arena The Big Jimmy has hosted teams from 4 of 128 countries.

Season	Flags
50
48

Season	Flag	Country	Club
50		Belgium	Waaslandia FC
48		Netherlands	V.V.M.
48		Germany	BavarianKnights
48		Romania	FIREFIGHTERS UNITED

Away

Jimmyhats has visited 41 of 128 countries.

Season	Flags	Air Miles	Frequent Flyer Program Status
52		7,042	Mud
51		111,410	Gold
50		91,100	Ruby
49		121,000	Emerald
48		30,196	Tin

Season	Flag	Country	Club	Air Miles (One-Way)
52		Al Yaman	Sweet MOTS O' Mine	7,042
51		Chile	23 Cruzados	5,030
51		Argentina	zerostars	5,082
51		Italia	Real Hibernias	4,769
51		Canada	High Park FC	340
51		Netherlands	SC OK	3,922
51		Germany	Rückwärts Chursbachtal	4,221
51		Colombia	RADIK-LI	2,433
51		Bulgaria	MASATA	4,933
51		Hungary	szektor fc	4,573
51		Greece	xrusovalantou	5,311
51		Peru	MATFIS FC	3,529
51		Oceania	Marine Predators	11,562
50		Denmark	VBNO1	3,926
50		Costa Rica	Magos del Balon C.F.	2,013
50		England	MFG Chimps	3,680
50		Slovakia	TJ Sokol Trstín	4,471
50		Spain	TREK GF	4,015
50		Austria	FC Blackwoodforrest	4,395
50		Colombia	Calcio Modena	2,387
50		Uruguay	SALAGOL F.C.	5,286
50		Mexico	freseros malandros Fc	1,884
50		Israel	Fc Nargila Netanya	5,875
50		Switzerland	FC Basel AI	4,182
50		Scotland	St. Laurencekirk	3,436
49		Poland	Firenzo	4,339
49		Serbia	OFK Rammstein	4,641
49		Finland	FC PAKANAT	4,228
49		Dominican Republic	DN United	1,485
49		Sweden	Kebnekaise	4,129
49		Belgium	RFC Electric	3,871
49		Iran	Persian Lovers	6,621
49		USA	District Hooliganz	20
49		Russia	URAL74	5,500
49		Romania	HASHU	4,878
49		Norway	Vallhall FC	3,802
49		Czech Republic	"B" Profi Ruprechtice	4,296
49		Switzerland	Solothurn United	4,112
49		France	FC SOSO	3,760
49		Brazil	Barreira do Vasco	4,818
48		Georgia	real19	5,699
48		Turkey	DICLE F.C	5,820
48		Portugal	Carmelitas FC	3,579

External Links

• Jimmyhats @ htev.org
• Jimmyhats @ Maptrick.org
• Export team data with HT-Mess @ ht-mess.webdizainers.lv