Jónatan Grettisson
| Jónatan Grettisson (379089144) | ||
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| Personal Information | ||
| Full Name | Jónatan Grettisson | |
| Country |  Iceland
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| Player ID | (379089144) | |
| Status | Retired | |
| Number | 71 | |
| TSI | 260 (5/17/2014) | |
| Position | Winger | |
| Specialty | None | |
| Current Club | FC Sugar Tits |
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Bio[edit]
Jónatan Grettisson was a winger who played for FC Sugar Tits and was an original member of the team.
Grettisson was a bouncer at a local strip club in rural Iceland which catered to shepherds, fishermen, and Yeti-lovers. He wasn't especially bright or articulate or honest, but he could kick the decapitated head of an Icelandic sheep through a two foot gap between two icebergs from one hundred meters, so he was asked to play for FC Sugar Tits. Grettisson played in eight matches in Season 39 before moving to the second team at the beginning of the team's Home Grown initiative.
Grettisson's first appearance in an FC Sugar Tits uniform was during a Round 1 Cup match in Season 39 at Happy Valley Arena (the Tits' home arena before completion of The Valley of the Gods) against Bluemoon F.C. on May 15, 2013 (1/39).
Jónatan Grettisson scored 5 career goals in 3 professional seasons. He retired midway through Season 42 at age 24. He was last seen playing golf with midget strippers in Seyðisfjörður. His glory days are clearly over.
Performance History[edit]
Note: Performance stats are for competitive matches played with FC Sugar Tits. Friendlies are not included.
| Season | Apps | Minutes | Minutes/Match | Goals (T) | Goals/Match | Goals (L) | Goals (Q) | Goals (C) | Hat Tricks | Braces | Captain | Man of the Match | GK | WB | CD | WI | IM | FW |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 42 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 41 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 39 | 8 | 514 | 64.25 | 5 | .625 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| Total | 8 | 514 | 64.25 | 5 | .625 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
Hat Tricks[edit]
Season 39
July 21, 2013 (10/39) Grettisson scored three goals in a league match against Vain fc while playing for FC Sugar Tits.
Transfer History[edit]
Jónatan Grettisson played his entire career with FC Sugar Tits.
Memorable Moments[edit]
None. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Ekkert. Nada.
