FC Sugar Tits

From Hattrick
Ísland FC Sugar Tits (67536)
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managed by Jimmydinho
Full Name FC Sugar Tits
Nickname The Tits
Founded May 6, 2013
Location Dalvík, Iceland
Arena The Valley of the Gods
Coach Ritvars Rostovskis Ht star.png
League IV.17
updated on: December 30 2013 16:34
Team kits
Home kit
Away kit
The Valley of the Gods (67536)
The Valley of the Gods
Last Rebuild December 21 2013
Terraces 14,845
Basic 5,947
Roof 3,624
VIP 584
Capacity 25,000


Trophies
Season 39
Season 38
Season 37

Overview[edit]

FC Sugar Tits is a Hattrick club founded by Jimmydinho, currently ranked 411 of 515 teams (20th percentile) in Iceland. The club is situated in the town of Dalvík, which lies on the north-central coast of Iceland (Latitude: 65°58'N, Longitude: 18°31'W).


The team was founded on May 6, 2013 and began play in Icelandic Series IV.17 in Season 39.


Molly Malone's Cabana Boys is the volcano in which future stars are forged, propelling them homeless and disillusioned down the Boulevard of Broken Dreams into the FC Sugar Tits meat grinder. Most of these hopeless cases are emo kids who cut themselves and dream of a life without scratchy Icelandic wool sweaters.

Fan Club[edit]

The FC Sugar Tits fan club is called The Underboob Army. Currently there are 1,587 members. Most members of The Underboob Army are either in prison or on parole. Several are also in politics.


The members of The Underboob Army are fond of chanting poems and songs during matches, particularly this ditty, sung to the melody of the Beatles song Yesterday.


SUGAR TITS
Sugar Tits
Tastier than cheese-wiz on a ritz
Flashier than all that Broadway glitz
Oh, we believe in Sugar Tits

Arena[edit]

FC Sugar Tits play their home matches at The Valley of the Gods, which is located behind Fosshotel Dalvik at the southern end of Svarfaðarbraut and Raudararstigur.


Note: The stadium lost its liquor license last year due to circumstances surrounding the Sleikur Affair, an unfortunate gambling scandal involving the town mayor, an extreme-skier, several frozen strippers from Suriname, the arena concessions manager, and a drunk puffin. Until further notice, The Valley of the Gods is a "bring your own brennivín" establishment.


Season Capacity Terraces Basic Roofed VIP Largest Crowd
Ísland 41 25,000 14,845 5,947 3,624 584 16,026
Ísland 40 18,000 10,689 4,282 2,609 420 18,000
Ísland 39 12,000 8,000 3,000 1,000 0 7,145

Coaches[edit]

Salvar Erpsson coached FC Sugar Tits in its inaugural season (Season 39), beginning on May 5 2013. His last match as coach was on August 28 2013.

Ritvars Rostovskis replaced Salvar Erpsson at the beginning of Season 40 on September 4 2013. Ritvars was hired to begin the long-range plan of training a Home Grown squad from Youth Academy players. He is the current coach.


Season Nat. Coach Games W D L Pct. Games(Ttl) W(Ttl) D(Ttl) L(Ttl) Pct.(Ttl)
39 Ísland Salvar Erpsson Ht star.png 16 11 2 3 .750 16 11 2 3 .750
40 Latvija Ritvars Rostovskis Ht star.png 15 6 2 7 .470 - - - - -
41 Latvija Ritvars Rostovskis Ht star.png 2 0 0 0 .000 17 6 2 9 .412

Players[edit]

Current Squad[edit]

Nat. Player Goals (Career) Goals (League) Goals (Cup) Hattricks NT U20
Ísland Hjörvar Hreiðarsson Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ísland Engiljón Vilhjálmsson Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ísland Filip Guttason Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ísland Valur Loftsson Ht star.png 2 2 0 0 0 0
Ísland Áslaugur Bjarnólfsson Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ísland Brynjólfur Haraldsson Ht star.png 3 2 1 0 0 0
Ísland Gylfi Finnsson Ht star.png 2 0 2 0 0 0
Ísland Skírnir Hrafnkelsson Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ísland Hákon Hilmisson Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ísland Pálmi Helgason Ht star.png 3 2 1 0 0 0
Ísland Hólmgeir Unnarsson Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ísland Sigurður Karl Sigurðsson Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 0 0

Original Squad[edit]

Nat. Player Matches (Career) Matches (League) Matches (Cup) Matches (Qual) Goals (Career) Goals (League) Goals (Cup) Hattricks NT U20
Ísland Hjörvar Hreiðarsson Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ísland Engiljón Vilhjálmsson Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ísland Jónatan Grettisson Ht star.png 8 6 2 0 5 5 0 0 0 0
Ísland Filip Guttason Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ísland Valur Loftsson Ht star.png 2 2 0 0 0 0
Ísland Áslaugur Bjarnólfsson Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ísland Skapti Egilsson Ht star.png 32 30 2 0 9 9 0 0 0 0
Ísland Brynjólfur Haraldsson Ht star.png 3 2 1 0 0 0
Ísland Hjalti Hergeirsson Ht star.png 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ísland Þráinn Fróðason Ht star.png 28 25 3 0 2 2 0 0 0 0
Ísland Gylfi Finnsson Ht star.png 2 0 2 0 0 0
Ísland Valdimar Jensson Ht star.png 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ísland Skírnir Hrafnkelsson Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ísland Hákon Hilmisson Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ísland Pálmi Helgason Ht star.png 32 29 3 0 12 11 1 0 0 0
Ísland Hólmgeir Unnarsson Ht star.png 21 18 3 0 9 8 1 0 0 0
Ísland Sigurður Karl Sigurðsson Ht star.png 0 0 0 0 0 0

Former Homegrown Players[edit]

All players raised in FC Sugar Tits remain with the club.


Icelandic National Cup (Íslandsbikarinn)[edit]

Season Matches W L Pct. Exit Round Gate Receipts
39 2 1 1 .500 2 42,702 USD$

History[edit]

Season 42 (current season)[edit]

Season League Íslandsbikarinn (Iceland Cup) Trophies Top goalscorer Goals
42 5th place IV.17 1st Round - Puffinhead Einarsson 4

See FC Sugar Tits Season 42 for more information.


Season 41[edit]

Season League Íslandsbikarinn (Iceland Cup) Trophies Top goalscorer Goals
41 6th place IV.17 1st Round - Brynjólfur Haraldsson; Double D Hafsteinsson; Puffinhead Einarsson 7

See FC Sugar Tits Season 41 for more information.

Transfers[edit]

Total Purchases: 0 USD$
Total Sales: 0 USD$
Difference: 0 USD$
Average (bought): 0 USD$
Average (sold): 0 USD$
Average (bought + sold): 0 USD$
Players bought: 0
Players sold: 0
Number of transfers: 0


Statistics and Records[edit]

FC Sugar Tits pretty much sucks, so there are no statistics or records worth mentioning.


Hall of Fame[edit]

No one here yet!


Supporters[edit]

Beloved Supporters[edit]

Manager Team Nat. League Team Nat. League External Team Page
Zvanitajs Ht star.png Zvanitajs team Ht star.png Latvija II.4 Zvanitajs LS team Ht star.png Latvija VI.591
Kronski1 Ht star.png Currawong FC Ht star.png Oceania V.256 Khmer Sunbirds Ht star.png Kampuchea III.13
netsya Ht star.png Superfeet Ht star.png USA VI.767
izdurg Ht star.png S.E. Cruz de Savóia Ht star.png Brasil III.13 Savoia Yukon FC Ht star.png Canada V.254 S.E. Cruz de Savóia
Threat Ht star.png Fairfax County SC Ht star.png USA V.109 Burlywood Rangers Ht star.png Scotland V.214
ditquinta Ht star.png ASEREISH FC Ht star.png France VI.811 Svefneyjar IK Ht star.png Ísland IV.14
Hallgerdr-langbrok Ht star.png Norteños AD Ht star.png España IX.2015 NFjölkunnigr Ht star.png Ísland IV.24

Supported Teams[edit]

Manager Team Nat. League Team Nat. League External Team Page
donrobson Ht star.png St Cuthbert Wanderers FC Ht star.png USA V.192 Exton United Ht star.png Scotland V.105
VishnuLink Ht star.png 1982 Kumasi Royals FC Ht star.png USA V.225
MustangTuba Ht star.png Bipedal FC Ht star.png USA V.164
diewel Ht star.png 1FC-ChiTown Ht star.png USA IV.17
fctaos Ht star.png FC Ranchos de Taos Ht star.png USA V.44
theodolan Ht star.png District Hooliganz Ht star.png USA V.248
kidkarnage Ht star.png Ac Questo Ht star.png USA IV.4
Threat Ht star.png Fairfax County SC Ht star.png USA V.109 Burlywood Rangers Ht star.png Scotland V.214
13Giacomo13 Ht star.png A.S. Kursaal Ht star.png Italia Serie A
Trepanated Ht star.png Flying Bartlebys FC Ht star.png USA II.3 No Treason Ht star.png Oceania VI.2
Caritas Ht star.png Dragon Warriors F.C Ht star.png England VI.516 All Welsh Dragons Ht star.png Cymru IV.50
Hesam_Foozool Ht star.png Persian Lovers Ht star.png Iran III.16
Primitive Ht star.png Neanderthals Ht star.png USA V.229
emmamus Ht star.png Emma Ht star.png Danmark VI.467
conakry Ht star.png Helags FF Ht star.png Sverige III.20
Mod-ivo_stoyanov Ht star.png Tullips Ht star.png Bulgaria Vissha Liga Take Me To Your Lizard Ht star.png USA VI.1024
Kronski1 Ht star.png Currawong FC Ht star.png Oceania V.256 Khmer Sunbirds Ht star.png Kampuchea III.13
izdurg Ht star.png Savoia Yukon FC Ht star.png Canada V.254
Netsya Ht star.png Superfeet Ht star.png USA VI.767
ditquinta Ht star.png Svefneyjar IK Ht star.png Ísland IV.14
adam1988 Ht star.png FC Reykjavík Ht star.png Ísland III.6
kittielver Ht star.png Mid-Atlantic Blue Crabs Ht star.png USA VI.279
csajszi Ht star.png FC Fuss Utána Ht star.png Magyarország V.11


Flag Collection[edit]

Home[edit]

FC Sugar Tits has hosted 1 of 128 countries at The Valley of the Gods.

Slovensko

Season Flags
39 Slovensko
Season Flag Country Club
39 Slovensko Slovakia FC Petrzka Ht star.png

Away[edit]

FC Sugar Tits has visited 3 of 128 countries.

Ísland Türkiye Argentina

Season Flags Air Miles Frequent Flyer Program Status
39 Ísland Türkiye Argentina 9,855 Mud
Season Flag Country Club Air Miles
39 Ísland Iceland Turino IF Ht star.png 153
39 Türkiye Turkey Erciş Derezemmi F.C. Ht star.png 2,830
39 Argentina Argentina majestad olivia f.c Ht star.png 6,872


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