Sven-Olof 'Fat Olle' Turgerburger
| Sven-Olof 'Fat Olle' Turgerburger (386991695) | ||
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| Personal Information | ||
| Full Name | Sven-Olof 'Fat Olle' Turgerburger | |
| Country |  Sweden
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| Status | Retired | |
| Number | 2 | |
| Position | Central Defender | |
| Specialty | Head | |
| Hall of Fame | 4/25/2020 | |
| Former Clubs | ||
| Season 63-74 |  FC Sugar Tits
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| Season 58-63 |  Aegon Dúbravka
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| Season 55-58 |  SPARTAK_Vn
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| Season 54 |  Naumburg 96
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| Season 53 |  Onzina
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| Mother Club | ||
| Season 53 | Munga Makers
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| Youth Club | ||
| Season 51-53 | Mange Makers
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Bio
Sven-Olof 'Fat Olle' Turgerburger was a central defender for FC Sugar Tits for 10 seasons. He was inducted into the Hall of Fame at the conclusion of Season 61.
Sven-Olof 'Fat Olle' Turgerburger, the burly son of a turnip farmer in Björksele, Sweden, joined FC Sugar Tits on March 3, 2017 at age 28.013, transferring from Slovenian side Aegon Dúbravka for a transfer fee of $4,635,000. Fat Olle was an immediate starter, joining the Tits in Series II.4 and playing his first match at The Valley of the Gods against No ticky no laundry (7/51, a 2 - 3 loss) two days after joining the club.
He was a key element of the Pink Curtain defensive unit that took the Tits to the Úrvalsdeild at the conclusion of Season 60, as well as to Smaragðsbikar Íslands (Emerald) and Safírbikar Íslands (Sapphire) cup championships in seasons 59 and 60.
Fat Olle finished his career having played in 114 of 318 League matches (14th/36%), 52 of 155 Cup matches (19th/34%), 4 of 6 Qualifiers (T3rd/66%), and 170 of 479 total competitive matches (15th/35%). He scored 32 goals (16th) and played 14,281 minutes (15th) for the Tits in competitive matches. His teams won 107 matches, drew 26, and lost 37. Fat Olle played on one Series championship team (Series II.4, Season 59), and two Íslandsbikarinn Cup semifinal teams (seasons 55 and 59). He concluded his career with a TSI of 5,030, 13 Experience. In terms of injuries, Fat Olle was remarkably durable, missing only five matches during his tenure with the Tits, which spanned 10 seasons, 4 weeks, and 1 day.
His TSI at the time was 172,930, and he had 6 Experience. He was a crappy leader, though, and was never considered coaching material. Fat Olle currently provides color commentary for Sweden's Drooling Howler Monkey Football League, and is active as a board member of Turnips Without Borders, a relief organization dedicated to halting the invasion of northern Sweden's turnip fields by mange-infected Lappland reindeer.
Performance History
Note: Performance stats are for competitive matches played with FC Sugar Tits. Friendlies are not included.
| Season | Apps | Minutes | Minutes/Match | Goals (T) | Goals/Match | Goals (L) | Goals (Q) | Goals (C) | Hat Tricks | Braces | Captain | Man of the Match | GK | WB | CD | WI | IM | FW |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 42 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 41 | 1 | 7 | 7.00 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 40 | 12 | 889 | 74.08 | 1 | .083 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 39 | 15 | 1,350 | 90.00 | 1 | .067 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Total | 28 | 2,246 | 80.22 | 2 | .071 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 25 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Hat Tricks
None.
Transfer History
Þráinn Fróðason played his entire career with FC Sugar Tits.
Memorable Moments
None. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Ekkert. Nada.
