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{{table-begin}}
{{table-begin}}
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! Date
! Team
                 ! Type
                 ! Appearances in TBR
! Venue
                ! Total Points (not including knockout)
! Score
! Total Wins (including knockout)
! Winner
! Total Draws (including knockout)
                 ! Goals
                ! Total Losses (including knockout)
! Series to date
! GF
                 ! GA
                ! Best Finish
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 9-16-2010
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Battle Toads FC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | Friendly
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
             | style="text-align:center;" | Deez Memorial
             | style="text-align:center;" | 16
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0-3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5
    | style="text-align:center;" | LL
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | Urner (1), Brych (1), Gamarra (1)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
             | style="text-align:center;" | 1-0 LL '''W1'''
            | style="text-align:center;" | 10
             | style="text-align:center;" | 6
            | style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (2nd Edition)
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 10-14-2010
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[LOAF'S LOAFS]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | Friendly
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | The Bakery
            | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3-2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | LL
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
             | style="text-align:center;" | Urner (2), Sherril (1, 2), '''Lytle (1), Andersz (1)'''
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5
             | style="text-align:center;" | 2-0 LL '''W2'''
             | style="text-align:center;" | 10
             | style="text-align:center;" | 18
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 11-8-2010
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Swansea Denver AFC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Series]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | Deez Memorial
            | style="text-align:center;" | 9
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4-1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | BTFC
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
             | style="text-align:center;" | '''Lorion (1), Mosley (1), Nicoló (1), Kansala (1),''' Vahasaari (1)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
             | style="text-align:center;" | 2-1 LL '''L1'''
            | style="text-align:center;" | 12
             | style="text-align:center;" | 10
             | style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (1st Edition)
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 12-6-2010
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Amaral FC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Series]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | Deez Memorial
            | style="text-align:center;" | 8
    | style="text-align:center;" | 7-1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | BTFC
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
             | style="text-align:center;" | '''Nicoló (2), Mosley (2,3,4), Andersz (2,3,4),''' Benavides
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
             | style="text-align:center;" | 2-2 '''L2'''
            | style="text-align:center;" | 12
             | style="text-align:center;" | 15
             | style="text-align:center;" | Finals (1st Edition)
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 1-6-2011
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Gaagii]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | Friendly
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | The Bakery
            | style="text-align:center;" | 7
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0-1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | BTFC
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
             | style="text-align:center;" | '''Sampayo (1)''' 105'
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
             | style="text-align:center;" | 3-2 BTFC '''W3'''
            | style="text-align:center;" | 16
             | style="text-align:center;" | 18
             | style="text-align:center;" | Finals (2nd Edition)
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 3-7-2011
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Greater Poe FC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Series]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | The Bakery
            | style="text-align:center;" | 6
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3-0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4
    | style="text-align:center;" | LL
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
             | style="text-align:center;" | Visentin (1), Carmo (1), Aranda (1)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
             | style="text-align:center;" | 3-3 '''W1'''
             | style="text-align:center;" | 12
             | style="text-align:center;" | 7
            | style="text-align:center;" | Champions (2nd Edition)
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 3-10-2011
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[The Royal Bengals]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | Friendly
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | Deez Memorial
            | style="text-align:center;" | 6
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2-0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | BTFC
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
             | style="text-align:center;" | '''Kansala (2), Lorion (2)'''
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
             | style="text-align:center;" | 4-3 BTFC '''W1'''
             | style="text-align:center;" | 8
             | style="text-align:center;" | 5
            | style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (2nd Edition)
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 4-18-2011
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Nida Miechow]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Series]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | Deez Memorial
            | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0-5
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | LL
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
             | style="text-align:center;" | Ulstrup (1), Aranda (2), Koch (1), Ciesielski (1), Vahasaari (2)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
             | style="text-align:center;" | 4-4 '''W1'''
             | style="text-align:center;" | 4
             | style="text-align:center;" | 8
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 6-6-2011
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Celtic Eagles FC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Series]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | The Bakery
            | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3-0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | LL
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
             | style="text-align:center;" | Urner (3), Holmes (1), Koch (2)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
             | style="text-align:center;" | 5-4 LL '''W2'''
             | style="text-align:center;" | 1
             | style="text-align:center;" | 6
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 7-7-2011
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[FC ETBU]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | Friendly
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | The Bakery
            | style="text-align:center;" | 7
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1-0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | LL
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
             | style="text-align:center;" | Ulstrup (2)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
             | style="text-align:center;" | 6-4 LL '''W3'''
             | style="text-align:center;" | 8
             | style="text-align:center;" | 6
            | style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (Edition 1)
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 8-8-2011
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Spartan Curbstomp FC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Series]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | The Bakery
            | style="text-align:center;" | 5
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3-0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | LL
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
             | style="text-align:center;" | Lucas (1), Ciesielski (2), Visentin (2)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
             | style="text-align:center;" | 7-4 LL '''W4'''
            | style="text-align:center;" | 20
             | style="text-align:center;" | 8
             | style="text-align:center;" | Champions (Edition 1)
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 9-26-2011
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[RC Indiana]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Series]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | Deez Memorial
            | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0-3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | LL
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
             | style="text-align:center;" | Lucas (2), Visentin (3), Urner (4)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
             | style="text-align:center;" | 8-4 LL '''W5'''
             | style="text-align:center;" | 4
             | style="text-align:center;" | 10
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 10-27-2011
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Rio Grande Defenders FC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | Friendly
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | Deez Memorial
            | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3-1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | BTFC
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
             | style="text-align:center;" | Koch (3), '''Mosley (5), Swartz (1), Nasierowski (1)'''
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
             | style="text-align:center;" | 8-5 LL '''L1'''
             | style="text-align:center;" | 7
             | style="text-align:center;" | 16
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages
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             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 12-8-2011
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[R.S.V. Hion]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | Friendly
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | Deez Memorial
            | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0-2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | LL
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
             | style="text-align:center;" | Visentin (4), Benavides (1)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
             | style="text-align:center;" | 9-5 LL '''W1'''
             | style="text-align:center;" | 1
             | style="text-align:center;" | 0
            | style="text-align:center;" | N/A
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             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 2-16-2012
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Toxic Rats]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | Friendly
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | The Bakery
            | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1-1 (3-4)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | BTFC
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
             | style="text-align:center;" | Balsiger (2), '''Loeffen (1)'''
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
             | style="text-align:center;" | 9-6 LL '''L1'''
            | style="text-align:center;" | 0
             | style="text-align:center;" | 1
             | style="text-align:center;" | N/A
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             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 4-16-2012
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Middlesex Athletic]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | '''Tournament'''
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | Neutral
            | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3-0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | LL
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
             | style="text-align:center;" | Harman (2), Alvisi (1)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
             | style="text-align:center;" | 10-6 LL '''W1'''
            | style="text-align:center;" | 0
            | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | N/A
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            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[S.I. Wildcats]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 3  
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
             | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | N/A
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            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Saranac 1888s]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
            | style="text-align:center;" | 2
             | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | N/A
|}
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Revision as of 10:04, 27 September 2012

Tight Butthole Republic Tournament (Head-to-Head)

The first edition of the trophy, before it was eventually awarded to inaugural winners Spartan Curbstomp F.C.
First Match 05.14.2012
Country  USA
Region Pennsylvania
Zone North America
Hosts Battle Toads FC & LOAF'S LOAFS

The Tight Butthole Republic is an American USA Tournament originating in Pennsylvania, more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area. The tournament is currently in its Third Edition as of 09.27.2012. It is internationally known as the toughest, most physical tournament of its kind, as many teams rarely choose to come back for a second try. The first season was marred by an advertising mishap, as Russian airline company Rossiya accidentally wrote the word "Sh**" seven times in their ad appearing on the side of the field. After this the tournament has moved on successfully, only accepting local advertisers.

Battles

Statistics

Team Appearances in TBR Total Points (not including knockout) Total Wins (including knockout) Total Draws (including knockout) Total Losses (including knockout) GF GA Best Finish
Battle Toads FC 3 16 5 1 2 10 6 Semifinals (2nd Edition)
LOAF'S LOAFS 3 2 0 2 5 10 18 Group Stages
Swansea Denver AFC 2 9 3 0 2 12 10 Semifinals (1st Edition)
Amaral FC 2 8 3 2 3 12 15 Finals (1st Edition)
Gaagii 1 7 3 1 1 16 18 Finals (2nd Edition)
Greater Poe FC 1 6 4 0 1 12 7 Champions (2nd Edition)
The Royal Bengals 1 6 2 0 2 8 5 Semifinals (2nd Edition)
Nida Miechow 1 3 1 0 2 4 8 Group Stages
Celtic Eagles FC 1 0 0 0 3 1 6 Group Stages
FC ETBU 1 7 2 1 0 8 6 Semifinals (Edition 1)
Spartan Curbstomp FC 1 5 3 2 0 20 8 Champions (Edition 1)
RC Indiana 1 0 0 0 3 4 10 Group Stages
Rio Grande Defenders FC 1 1 0 1 2 7 16 Group Stages
R.S.V. Hion 1 3 1 0 0 1 0 N/A
Toxic Rats 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 N/A
Middlesex Athletic 1 0 0 0 1 0 2 N/A
S.I. Wildcats 1 3 1 0 0 2 1 N/A
Saranac 1888s 1 3 1 0 0 2 1 N/A

The Ronald Reagan Achievement Award

This award is given after each tournament to the oldest player to have scored a goal (and to have lived afterwards to tell about it).


Third Edition

A new low had occurred in 48 as the teams played just once. Tensions were high in this tournament game as the clubs understood the consequences. Gerard Harman took home the trophy in a 3-0 win, scoring 2 goals and a yellow.

Player Team Yellows Reds Bonus (Goal + Card in same game) Caused Injury Total Points
Gerard Harman LL 1 0 1 0 2
Eli Loeffen BTFC 1 0 0 0 1


Second Edition

47 saw 2 matches of disappointing rage. Mikey Balsiger won the award despite being known for his relaxed, pot-smoking hippy-like ways with a meager 2 points.

Player Team Age at finish of tournament Total Goals
Pascual López Gaagii 29.38 5

First Edition

The teams played 3 times as well this season, LL taking 2 of 3. Fans were enraged at the idea that Thibaud Lucas, Ryan Urner, and Tyree Swartz would have to share the award after receiving 2 points each, as the idea of sharing "goes against every single ideal and logic that the award stands for." Consequently, a new rule was in place, calling on the leading members of each fan group to have a knife fight to the death. The Yeast Army's Jason Alexander, also known as George from 90's sitcom "Seinfeld," was laid to rest later that day and now has a memorial outside The Bakery, LL's stadium. The trophy belonged to BTFC's Swartz.


Player Team Age at finish of Tournament Total Goals
Jorge Raúl Miguel Marín Spartan Curbstomp F.C. 33.67 5
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