Jacob Dachsbau

Jacob Dachsbau (203289049)
Personal Information
Full Name	Jacob Dachsbau
Country	Germany
Player ID	(203289049)
Status	Active
Number	24
TSI	550 (8/5/2013)
Position	Forward
Specialty	Technical
Current Club	Jimmyhats	229562
Former Clubs
Season 42-49	St.James Ballers	987642
Season 40-42	FC Wzierniki	1052410
Season 39-40	Foce	1689734
Season 32-38	TUS Köppen Castrop	1242191
Mother Club
Season 32	TUS Köppen Castrop
Youth Club
No Information

Honors

Bio

Ask Nicolajsen is a winger who plays for Jimmyhats. He transferred to the squad on August 7, 2012 as a winger and occasional wingback. For the majority of his time with Jimmyhats, Nicolajsen has been paired with fellow winger Helmuth Ladurner.

Nicolajsen was born to pot-smoking hippies living in Christiania, specifically conceived at the moment his father paused momentarily to roll a hash spliff on his mother's behind, thereby triggering the relaxation that led to Nicolajsen's embryonic fertilization. Despite the soporific tendencies of his parental units, Nicolajsen maintained an athletic hyperactivity and soon developed the skill to boot a large baggie of weed into a Grecian urn from any range within thirty meters. This, of course, attracted the attention of football scouts and Nicolajsen's football career was soon underway.

Nicolajsen broke into the professional ranks with Fodsutterne, a now-defunct team in the Danish system. He played in six different countries, most notably for eight-plus seasons with Portugeuse club Aztecas_FC, before transferring to Jimmyhats. His first appearance in a Jimmyhats uniform was during a league match at The Big Jimmy against Mighty Legends 01 on August 13, 2012 (10/49).

As of June 18, 2013, Nicolajsen has scored 69 career goals in 18 professional seasons, including two hat tricks, both while playing with Jimmyhats. Ask Nicolajsen is currently 35 years old.

Performance History

Note: Performance stats are for competitive matches played with Jimmyhats. Friendlies are not included.

Season	Apps	Minutes	Minutes/Match	Goals (T)	Assists (T)	Goals/Match	Goals (L)	Assists (L)	Goals (Q)	Assists (Q)	Goals (C)	Assists (C)	Hat Tricks	Braces	Captain	Man of the Match	GK	WB	CD	WI	IM	FW
51	18	1,620	90.00	10	0	.556	4	0	0	0	6	0	1	1	0	0	0	1	0	17	0	0
50	17	1,356	79.77	8	1	.471	8	1	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	2	0	1	0	16	0	0
49	7	630	90.00	7	0	1.000	7	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	7	0	0
Total	42	3,606	85.86	25	1	.595	19	1	0	0	6	0	2	4	0	2	0	2	0	40	0	0

Hat Tricks

Season 50
November 26, 2012 (9/50) Nicolajsen scored three goals in a league match against Demin while playing for Jimmyhats.

Season 51
January 24, 2013 (1/51) Nicolajsen scored four goals in a first-round Cup match against Cleveland Hesh while playing for Jimmyhats.

Transfer History

Date	Week	Season	Nat.	Selling Team	Nat.	Purchasing Team	Price	TSI
May 11, 2009	16	38		TUS Köppen Castrop		Foce	$1,300,000 (USD)	9,590
October 8, 2009	5	40		Foce		FC Wzierniki	$2,300,000 (USD)	14,340
May 24, 2010	6	42		FC Wzierniki		St.James Ballers	$2,250,000 (USD)	17,470
July 23, 2012	7	49		St.James Ballers		Jimmyhats	$46,000 (USD)	2,250

Memorable Moments

Season 34
December 23, 2007 (7/34) 10.56 Was discovered by Fodsutterne.