Helmuth Ladurner
| Helmuth Ladurner (185138768) | ||
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| Personal Information | ||
| Full Name | Helmuth Ladurner | |
| Country |  Austria
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| Player ID | (185138768) | |
| Status | Active | |
| Number | 80 | |
| TSI | 1,350 (8/4/2013) | |
| Position | Winger/Wingback | |
| Specialty | None | |
| Current Club |  Jimmyhats |
229562 |
| Former Clubs | ||
| Season 48-49 |  Inter Kiruna |
1198681 |
| Season 38-48 |  Mukyphus-Corinthians FC |
1637749 |
| Season 35-38 |  farley team |
1335344 |
| Season 34-35 |  bullterrier_fc |
271688 |
| Season 33-34 | Guadix CF |
80733 |
| Mother Club | ||
| Season 33 | Guadix CF |
12/9/2007 |
| Youth Club | ||
| No Information | ||
| Honors | ||||||
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Bio
Ask Nicolajsen is a winger who plays for Jimmyhats. He transferred to the squad on August 7, 2012 as a winger and occasional wingback. For the majority of his time with Jimmyhats, Nicolajsen has been paired with fellow winger Helmuth Ladurner.
Nicolajsen was born to pot-smoking hippies living in Christiania, specifically conceived at the moment his father paused momentarily to roll a hash spliff on his mother's behind, thereby triggering the relaxation that led to Nicolajsen's embryonic fertilization. Despite the soporific tendencies of his parental units, Nicolajsen maintained an athletic hyperactivity and soon developed the skill to boot a large baggie of weed into a Grecian urn from any range within thirty meters. This, of course, attracted the attention of football scouts and Nicolajsen's football career was soon underway.
Nicolajsen broke into the professional ranks with Fodsutterne, a now-defunct team in the Danish system. He played in six different countries, most notably for eight-plus seasons with Portugeuse club Aztecas_FC, before transferring to Jimmyhats. His first appearance in a Jimmyhats uniform was during a league match at The Big Jimmy against Mighty Legends 01 on August 13, 2012 (10/49).
As of June 18, 2013, Nicolajsen has scored 69 career goals in 18 professional seasons, including two hat tricks, both while playing with Jimmyhats. Ask Nicolajsen is currently 35 years old.
Performance History
Note: Performance stats are for competitive matches played with Jimmyhats. Friendlies are not included.
| Season | Apps | Minutes | Minutes/Match | Goals (T) | Assists (T) | Goals/Match | Goals (L) | Assists (L) | Goals (Q) | Assists (Q) | Goals (C) | Assists (C) | Hat Tricks | Braces | Captain | Man of the Match | GK | WB | CD | WI | IM | FW |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 51 | 17 | 1,495 | 87.94 | 3 | 0 | .176 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| 50 | 17 | 1,525 | 89.71 | 6 | 0 | .353 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 16 | 0 | 0 |
| 49 | 9 | 535 | 59.44 | 3 | 0 | .333 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| Total | 43 | 3,555 | 82.67 | 12 | 0 | .279 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
Hat Tricks
None.
Transfer History
| Date | Week | Season | Nat. | Selling Team | Nat. | Purchasing Team | Price | TSI |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| December 13, 2007 | 6 | 34 |
|
Guadix CF 
|
|
bullterrier_fc
|
$87,000 (USD) | 520 |
| March 11, 2008 | 3 | 35 |
|
bullterrier_fc
|
|
farley team
|
$510,000 (USD) | 1,210 |
| March 16, 2009 | 8 | 38 |
|
farley team
|
|
Mukyphus-Corinthians FC
|
$1,409,000 (USD) | 4,340 |
| April 4, 2012 | 7 | 48 |
|
Mukyphus-Corinthians FC
|
|
Inter Kiruna
|
$600,000 (USD) | 15,000 |
| July 29, 2012 | 7 | 49 |
|
Inter Kiruna
|
|
Jimmyhats
|
$360,000 (USD) | 10,090 |
Memorable Moments
Season 34
December 9, 2007 (5/34) 10.56 Was discovered by Guadix CF.
