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== Bio == | == Bio == | ||
'''Jónatan Grettisson''' was a | '''Jónatan Grettisson''' was a winger who played for [[FC Sugar Tits]] and was an original member of the team. | ||
Grettisson was a bouncer at a local strip club in rural Iceland which catered to shepherds, fishermen, and Yeti-lovers. He wasn't especially bright or articulate or honest, but he could kick the dismembered head of a Icelandic sheep through a two foot gap between two icebergs from one hundred meters, so he was asked to play for FC Sugar Tits. Grettisson played in eight matches in Season 39 before moving to the second team at the beginning of the team's Home Grown initiative. | |||
Grettisson's first appearance in an FC Sugar Tits uniform was during a Round 1 Cup match in Season 39 at '''Happy Valley Arena''' (the Tits' home arena before completion of the Valley of the Gods) against [[Bluemoon F.C.]] on May 15, 2013 (1/39). | |||
Jónatan Grettisson scored 5 career goals in 3 professional seasons. He retired midway through Season 42 at age 24. | |||
== Performance History == | == Performance History == | ||
Revision as of 02:07, 10 June 2014
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| Personal Information | ||
| Full Name | Jónatan Grettisson | |
| Country |  Iceland
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| Player ID | (379089144) | |
| Status | Retired | |
| Number | 50 | |
| TSI | 260 (5/17/2014) | |
| Position | Winger | |
| Specialty | None | |
| Current Club | FC Sugar Tits |
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Bio
Jónatan Grettisson was a winger who played for FC Sugar Tits and was an original member of the team.
Grettisson was a bouncer at a local strip club in rural Iceland which catered to shepherds, fishermen, and Yeti-lovers. He wasn't especially bright or articulate or honest, but he could kick the dismembered head of a Icelandic sheep through a two foot gap between two icebergs from one hundred meters, so he was asked to play for FC Sugar Tits. Grettisson played in eight matches in Season 39 before moving to the second team at the beginning of the team's Home Grown initiative.
Grettisson's first appearance in an FC Sugar Tits uniform was during a Round 1 Cup match in Season 39 at Happy Valley Arena (the Tits' home arena before completion of the Valley of the Gods) against Bluemoon F.C. on May 15, 2013 (1/39).
Jónatan Grettisson scored 5 career goals in 3 professional seasons. He retired midway through Season 42 at age 24.
Performance History
Note: Performance stats are for competitive matches played with FC Sugar Tits. Friendlies are not included.
| Season | Apps | Minutes | Minutes/Match | Goals (T) | Goals/Match | Goals (L) | Goals (Q) | Goals (C) | Hat Tricks | Braces | Captain | Man of the Match | GK | WB | CD | WI | IM | FW |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 42 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 41 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 39 | 8 | 514 | 64.25 | 5 | .625 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| Total | 8 | 514 | 64.25 | 5 | .625 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
Hat Tricks
Season 39
July 21, 2013 (10/39) Grettisson scored three goals in a league match against Vain fc while playing for FC Sugar Tits.
Transfer History
Jónatan Grettisson played his entire career with FC Sugar Tits.
Memorable Moments
None. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Ekkert. Nada.
