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* Alco Hol {{playerid|89588778}} - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick
* Alco Hol {{playerid|89588778}} - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick
* Aladdin Muslim {{playerid|154564544}}
* Aladdin Muslim {{playerid|154564544}}
* Anakin Skywalker {{playerid|269313113}}
* Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson {{playerid|125311786}}
* Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson {{playerid|125311786}}
* Andreas Kapus {{playerid|188880862}} "Kapus" means "goalkeeper" in Hungarian, but he is a winger.
* Andreas 'Penis' Palmström {{playerid|80262088}}
* Andreas 'Penis' Palmström {{playerid|80262088}}
* Angry Death {{playerid|78701824}} - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).
* Angry Death {{playerid|78701824}} - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).
* Antal Annus {{playerid|34180879}}
* Antti Kristo {{playerid|179906095}} - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
* Antti Kristo {{playerid|179906095}} - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
* Arch Soldier {{playerid|230345668}} - Field-tested.
* Arch Soldier {{playerid|230345668}} - Field-tested.
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* Bebeto Canibal {{playerid|35584615}} - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
* Bebeto Canibal {{playerid|35584615}} - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
* Beck Demonlord {{playerid|226817566}} - Probably the very last of his species.
* Beck Demonlord {{playerid|226817566}} - Probably the very last of his species.
* Ben De Cock {{playerid|91734537}}
* Ben Dover {{playerid|40174093}}
* Ben Dover {{playerid|40174093}}
* Black Race {{playerid|237703538}} - Part of an antiquated worldview.
* Black Race {{playerid|237703538}} - Part of an antiquated worldview.
* Bob {{playerid|109567443}} - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]
* Bob {{playerid|109567443}} - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]
* Boe Boe {{playerid|57984141}}- Dutch sounds of a cow
* Boe Boe {{playerid|57984141}}- Dutch sounds of a cow
* Boubin {{playerid|124487279}}
* Boy Panda {{playerid|27631586}} - Endangered species
* Boy Panda {{playerid|27631586}} - Endangered species
* Brad Jolie {{playerid|208135674}} - It's his decision...
* Brad Jolie {{playerid|208135674}} - It's his decision...
* Brian "75D" Madsen {{playerid|1530718}} - some girls are jealous of him
* Brian "75D" Madsen {{playerid|1530718}} - some girls are jealous of him
* Camp Butcher {{playerid|217536255}}
* Camp Butcher {{playerid|217536255}}
* Cássio Barbi {{playerid|268567367}}
* Can Do {{playerid|82519327}} - that's the spirit!
* Can Do {{playerid|82519327}} - that's the spirit!
* Cannon Smith {{playerid|234311932}}- It's handcraft.
* Cannon Smith {{playerid|234311932}}- It's handcraft.
* Casimiro Concha {{playerid|71954213}} - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
* Casimiro Concha {{playerid|71954213}} - Spanish for "I almost see a pussy"
* Cin Ali Kızkaçıran {{playerid|212154785}} - Turkish for "Demon Ali the Girl Kidnapper"
* Cin Ali Kızkaçıran {{playerid|212154785}} - Turkish for "Demon Ali the Girl Kidnapper"
* Champ Battlelord {{playerid|234312175}} - Obviously the personification of invincibility.
* Champ Battlelord {{playerid|234312175}} - Obviously the personification of invincibility.
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* Dick Lick {{playerid|224843556}}
* Dick Lick {{playerid|224843556}}
* Dick Rucker {{playerid|80713235}} - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"
* Dick Rucker {{playerid|80713235}} - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"
* Dick Sellers {{playerid|180036705}}
* Dick Sellers {{playerid|180036705}} - They have a stall at the weekly market.
* Dick Small {{playerid|11238080}}
* Dick Small {{playerid|11238080}}
* Dick Surgeon {{playerid|15008633}} - You probably have received email from this guy
* Dick Surgeon {{playerid|15008633}} - You probably have received email from this guy
* Dick Toon {{playerid|75438709}}  
* Dick Toon {{playerid|75438709}} - Also known as Hentai.
* Dicky Focker {{playerid|60005670}}
* Dicky Focker {{playerid|60005670}}
* Ding Dong {{playerid|41917816}}
* Ding Dong {{playerid|41917816}}
* Doğu Kuzey {{playerid|137833314}} - Turkish for "East north"
* Dragon Ravenhall {{playerid|259716191}}
* Dragon Ravenhall {{playerid|259716191}}
* Eduardo Marijuan {{playerid|132890390}} - Guess what he does in his spare time...
* Drek Phantom {{playerid|242527156}}
* Elano de la Morena {{playerid|72968753}} - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
* Elano de la Morena {{playerid|72968753}} - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
* Elroy Hoefakker {{playerid|133238510}}
* Fatty Smeltz {{playerid|98663775}}
* Fatty Smeltz {{playerid|98663775}}
* Fan Pu-La {{playerid|11111251}} - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
* Fan Pu-La {{playerid|11111251}} - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
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* German Bich {{playerid|152919913}}
* German Bich {{playerid|152919913}}
* Germán Pascagaza {{playerid|201046146}} - Sounds like "paskakasa", which means "shitpile" in Finnish
* Germán Pascagaza {{playerid|201046146}} - Sounds like "paskakasa", which means "shitpile" in Finnish
* Gilbert Bonecrusher {{playerid|217536993}}
* Gold Northernor {{playerid|227278793}}
* Gold Northernor {{playerid|227278793}}
* Gordo Cabeção {{playerid|39982988}} - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
* Gordo Cabeção {{playerid|39982988}} - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
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* Mehmet Özgür Dağcı {{playerid|214193841}} - "özgür dağcı" means "free mountain climber" in Turkish
* Mehmet Özgür Dağcı {{playerid|214193841}} - "özgür dağcı" means "free mountain climber" in Turkish
* Memnun Kaleci {{playerid|201274815}} - Turkish for "pleased goalkeeper"
* Memnun Kaleci {{playerid|201274815}} - Turkish for "pleased goalkeeper"
* Messias Barbi {{playerid|269559043}}
* Mike Hunt {{playerid|19637679}}- Sounds like "My 'cunt'" (Slang for vagina)
* Mike Hunt {{playerid|19637679}}- Sounds like "My 'cunt'" (Slang for vagina)
* Mongo Shootie-Pootie {{playerid|76212580}}
* Mongo Shootie-Pootie {{playerid|76212580}}
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* Sultan Demon {{playerid|228867591}}
* Sultan Demon {{playerid|228867591}}
* Tamás {{playerid|87615622}}
* Tamás {{playerid|87615622}}
* Tit Curl {{playerid|207842869}} - Right on the nipple.
* Tit Fakin {{playerid|253996901}} - Silicone & what have you.
* Tit Mac {{playerid|266266645}} - Yum!
* Tit Rant {{playerid|250576955}} - Say your piece.
* Toby Assman {{playerid|145290794}} - What is he trying to defend?
* Toby Assman {{playerid|145290794}} - What is he trying to defend?
* Toon de Liefde {{playerid|39096473}} - Dutch for "show the love"
* Toon de Liefde {{playerid|39096473}} - Dutch for "show the love"

Revision as of 06:56, 26 May 2010

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Weird Names

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Long Names

  • Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (171982397) - 55 characters, part of the same series of Peckelsheim brothers, has the longest known player name in Hattrick.
  • Jasper Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (103391259) - 54 characters, has ended his career, but the name can be found when searched by ID.
  • Merlin Tobias Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (203699395) - 53 characters, another Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim
  • Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (90041237) - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, had the longest (known) player name in Hattrick for a long time.
  • Holger Hubertus Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (192715137) - 53 characters, young bloke tangents Fred-Bernhard's (now outdated) record.
  • Peer-Augustin Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (228271433) - 53 characters, the swiss second cousin of the family
  • Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47643024) - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
  • Clemens Wenzel Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (210632560) - 52 characters
  • Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (17388545) - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
  • Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (124522504) - 50 characters
  • Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (50978151) - 50 characters
  • Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten (28651109) - 49 characters
  • Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (22948541) - 46 characters
  • Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47746666) - 45 characters
  • Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (100876982) - 43 characters
  • Bartholdus Fürst von Bismarck-Schönhausen (72781238) - 41 characters, At the moment the longest name for a YA player
  • Boris Freiherr zu Inn- und Knyphausen (30849116) - 37 characters
  • Wanderlei Puente De Los Arroyos Soler (127391278) - 37 characters.
  • Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan (1235673) - 35 characters, longest first name.
  • Sebastião Francisco Fernandes Basto (266572336) - 35 characters.
  • Daniel Liebermann vom Sonnenberg (22757384) - 32 characters.
  • Joaquín Lafuente Manso de Zuñiga (234113129) - 32 characters.

Short Names

Players with the shortest name in Hattrick

Other funny names

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