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Revision as of 20:46, 27 September 2012
 The first edition of the trophy, before it was eventually awarded to inaugural winners Spartan Curbstomp F.C. | |
| First Match | 05.14.2012 |
| Country |  USA
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| Region | Pennsylvania |
| Zone | North America |
| Hosts | Battle Toads FC & LOAF'S LOAFS |
The Tight Butthole Republic is an American Tournament originating in Pennsylvania, more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area. The tournament is currently in its Third Edition as of 09.27.2012. It is internationally known as the toughest, most physical tournament of its kind, as many teams rarely choose to come back for a second try. The first season was marred by an advertising mishap, as Russian airline company Rossiya accidentally wrote the word "Sh**" seven times in their ad appearing on the side of the field. After this the tournament has moved on successfully, only accepting local advertisers.
Battles
Statistics
| Team | Appearances in TBR | Total Points (not including knockout) | Total Wins (including knockout) | Total Draws (including knockout) | Total Losses (including knockout) | GF | GA | Best Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Battle Toads FC | 3 | 16 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 6 | Semifinals (2nd Edition) |
| LOAF'S LOAFS | 3 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 10 | 18 | Group Stages |
| Swansea Denver AFC | 2 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 10 | Semifinals (1st Edition) |
| Amaral FC | 2 | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 12 | 15 | Finals (1st Edition) |
| Gaagii | 1 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 18 | Finals (2nd Edition) |
| Greater Poe FC | 1 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 7 | Champions (2nd Edition) |
| The Royal Bengals | 1 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 5 | Semifinals (2nd Edition) |
| Nida Miechow | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 8 | Group Stages |
| Celtic Eagles FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 6 | Group Stages |
| FC ETBU | 1 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 6 | Semifinals (Edition 1) |
| Spartan Curbstomp FC | 1 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 20 | 8 | Champions (Edition 1) |
| RC Indiana | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 10 | Group Stages |
| Rio Grande Defenders FC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 16 | Group Stages |
| R.S.V. Hion | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | N/A |
| Toxic Rats | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | N/A |
| Middlesex Athletic | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | N/A |
| S.I. Wildcats | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | N/A |
| Saranac 1888s | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | N/A |
The Ronald Reagan Achievement Award
This award is given after each tournament to the oldest player to have scored a goal (and to have lived afterwards to tell about it).
- Note: A player must be at least 25 years of age at tournament's end to qualify.
Third Edition
Still in Progress***
| Player | Team | Age at finish of tournament | Total Goals |
|---|---|---|---|
| Luís Alberto Valenca | R.S.V Hion | 31.88 | 1 |
| Lutomysl Nasierowski | BTFC | 25.25 | 1 |
Second Edition
| Player | Team | Age at finish of tournament | Total Goals |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pascual López | Gaagii | 29.38 | 5 |
First Edition
| Player | Team | Age at finish of Tournament | Total Goals |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jorge Raúl Miguel Marín | Spartan Curbstomp F.C. | 33.67 | 5 |
