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Moon Magic FC play their home games at Magic Park, a state of the art stadium built in H.S. 30 that currently holds 16,000. Magic Park is popular hang out place for the younger crowd, supporter or not, as the club obtained permission to serve minors alcohol. Many authorities question the legality of such a practice and rightly so as it is against the law. Magic Park still continues to serve to minors today because any complaint is often lost during processing. Many suspect that this is because the mysterious CEO of Moon Magic has obtained the [[Rod of Empowerment]] which renders mere mortals useless against its influence. Although, some ask why hasn't the | Moon Magic FC play their home games at Magic Park, a state of the art stadium built in H.S. 30 that currently holds 16,000. Magic Park is popular hang out place for the younger crowd, supporter or not, as the club obtained permission to serve minors alcohol. Many authorities question the legality of such a practice and rightly so as it is against the law. Magic Park still continues to serve to minors today because any complaint is often lost during processing. Many suspect that this is because the mysterious CEO of Moon Magic has obtained the [[Rod of Empowerment]] which renders mere mortals useless against its influence. Although, some ask why hasn't the chairman used this to give the club an advantage on the playing field. The chairman's motives remain a mystery to this day. | ||
Magic Park, originally holding a capacity of 12,000, was expanded to 16,000 at the end of H.S. 32 because of significant ticket demand. In a strange move, the entire stadium was destroyed and rebuilt from the ground up calling some fans to question if it truly was an 'expansion' or if this term has simply been tacked on to escape the luxury tax of building a new stadium within ten seasons of the prior stadium's completion. In an even more bizarre turn of events the club was given a $25,000 rebate by the [[HFA]] creating even further suspicion that Moon Magic's chairman is in possession of the Rod of Empowerment. Defendants of the chairman cite examples of thousands of other clubs receiving the same rebate and they cannot all be in collusion with the bearer of the Rod of Empowerment. | Magic Park, originally holding a capacity of 12,000, was expanded to 16,000 at the end of H.S. 32 because of significant ticket demand. In a strange move, the entire stadium was destroyed and rebuilt from the ground up calling some fans to question if it truly was an 'expansion' or if this term has simply been tacked on to escape the luxury tax of building a new stadium within ten seasons of the prior stadium's completion. In an even more bizarre turn of events the club was given a $25,000 rebate by the [[HFA]] creating even further suspicion that Moon Magic's chairman is in possession of the Rod of Empowerment. Defendants of the chairman cite examples of thousands of other clubs receiving the same rebate and they cannot all be in collusion with the bearer of the Rod of Empowerment. | ||
Revision as of 17:12, 15 July 2007
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| Founded | 2006 | |||
| League | USA | |||
| Region | Boston | |||
| Stadium | Magic Park | |||
| Coach | Srećko Trman | |||
| HT User | ucdawg12 | |||
| All-Time Leaders* | ||||
| Goals | Billy Ray Hays, 13 | |||
Moon Magic FC is an American Hattrick soccer team from the Boston region. The team competes in VI.101 and plays their home games at Magic Park.
History
Pre-Apocalyptic Era
During late 1880s and up until the late 1920s Moon Magic FC was one of the most storied and intimidating clubs in the world, if not the entire galaxy*. The club won many honors and fans with their clean image and charming smiles. In 1926 they became the first club to float on the stock exchange which brought a windfall of revenue which resulted in a historic and short lived period where Moon Magic FC bought every player with a national team cap. Many teams across the world could no longer field teams that could play the game with beauty or even skill. Moon Magic, with a roster well above 900 players, was on top of the world and millions of fans tuned in on their radios just to listen to scrimmages. Other clubs complained because of this "unfair" advantage and hired mediums to curse Moon Magic. The curse would not set in for a few years, but when it did, it took its toll. In 1929 disaster struck the American stock market. Moon Magic's stock plummeted and they could no longer afford their expensive roster. The club was forced to declare bankruptcy and reformed as an amateur side in 1934. Little is known about the team from that point on, besides the present day reformation.
A majority of Americans still believe that it was entirely the fault of Moon Magic's monopolistic ways (and the curse that followed) that caused the Wall Street Crash of 1929 and the Great Depression that followed.
- This is debatable because the Cygnus Arm giants, RS 9881, also had similar success according to journal translations.
Rebirth and Srećko Trman
After centuries of amateur obscurity Moon Magic was bought by a mysterious and tyrannical individual who, through his allegedly illegal government connections, has managed to keep his identity a secret. All that is known about him (by means of recovered sexual harassment documents) is that he is indeed male.
Years of tenuous paper work followed, but in H.S. 30 Moon Magic FC was granted admission into the American Hattrick pyramid and they joined series VI.101. Moon Magic then hired the famous Bosnian commentator and television personality, Srećko Trman. Trman, beloved in his homeland for his quirky style and poor grammar, had no prior soccer experience and it is unknown how he managed to become a soccer commentator in the first place. Despite these short comings, he was unveiled to three Moon Magic supporters at Magic Park at a much hyped press conference days before the season started. Trman's hiring was not without controversy. Many suspected he could not speak English and they wondered how he would manage an American squad. As it would turn out, these suspicions were well founded, Trman could not speak English, he spoke only a non sensible combination of Bosnian, Serbian and Croatian.
The first two seasons of Trman's reign were not successful. Srećko Trman had enacted a 'no English speaking' policy which left the squad, mostly American, no way of communicating with each other on the field or during practice. Moon Magic finished 6th in the league during H.S. 30 and 31.
Trman was under heavy pressure by Moon Magic supporters and they demanded results in H.S. 32 or, as some claimed, they would punch him in the eye. Trman took these threats to heart and prior to the start of H.S. 32 he declared now that he had "mastered English's of words" that Moon Magic would find success. Seasons of non-vocal communication had created a deep bond among the Moon Magic players and with the no English speaking policy lifted, Moon Magic stormed through their series during H.S. 32. After falling from the poll position in week 6, Moon Magic went on an eight week unbeaten run in which they won back to back Boston derbies against the Boston Red Sox and defeated series rivals Coral Cove FC. In week 11 Moon Magic would regain the top spot, as Coral Cove dropped points to Raleigh United, just days after Coral Cove had claimed they already had "one hand on the title". The remaining weeks were not for supporters weak of heart as only one point separated Moon Magic and Coral Cove. Moon Magic would not stray from the path, trouncing teams that attempted to stand in their way. In the final week Moon Magic would have to play top 3 side Raleigh United, a team that had thrashed Moon Magic by four goals in the first week of the season. Cove had already secured their three points thanks to a forfeit. The pressure was solely on Moon Magic, especially after they gave up a soft goal in the opening minutes of the game. A sold out crowd looked on in despair, wondering if now was the time to swallow the pregame giveaway of limited edition Moon Magic percocet pills and end their suffering. But Moon Magic would respond triumphantly with a two minute double salvo by strike force Don Barger and Billy Ray Hays to take the lead. Moon Magic would continue to pile on the pressure with an astounding 74% possession in the second half. Magic fans watched time wind down and Moon Magic prevail, winning their first trophy of any kind in over seven centuries.
Stadium
Moon Magic FC play their home games at Magic Park, a state of the art stadium built in H.S. 30 that currently holds 16,000. Magic Park is popular hang out place for the younger crowd, supporter or not, as the club obtained permission to serve minors alcohol. Many authorities question the legality of such a practice and rightly so as it is against the law. Magic Park still continues to serve to minors today because any complaint is often lost during processing. Many suspect that this is because the mysterious CEO of Moon Magic has obtained the Rod of Empowerment which renders mere mortals useless against its influence. Although, some ask why hasn't the chairman used this to give the club an advantage on the playing field. The chairman's motives remain a mystery to this day.
Magic Park, originally holding a capacity of 12,000, was expanded to 16,000 at the end of H.S. 32 because of significant ticket demand. In a strange move, the entire stadium was destroyed and rebuilt from the ground up calling some fans to question if it truly was an 'expansion' or if this term has simply been tacked on to escape the luxury tax of building a new stadium within ten seasons of the prior stadium's completion. In an even more bizarre turn of events the club was given a $25,000 rebate by the HFA creating even further suspicion that Moon Magic's chairman is in possession of the Rod of Empowerment. Defendants of the chairman cite examples of thousands of other clubs receiving the same rebate and they cannot all be in collusion with the bearer of the Rod of Empowerment.
Club Honors
Championships
Series VI.101 (H.S. 32)
Youth Team
Moon Magic FC is represented on the youth level by Magic Academy. Magic Academy was formed in H.S. 32 when youth clubs were finally legalized. Despite the lack of reputation that the senior club held at the time, Magic Academy was invited to join the international Bottom Division Federation youth league for its preliminary group round. The Academy represented their country well. They finished first in their group, 2nd most in points in the entire preliminary stages and boasted an impressive 63 goal differential, easily the best among all teams in the preliminary stages. Magic Academy will play its next season in League One, the top of the BDF youth pyramid.
Promising Youth Stars
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