Funny names

Weird Names

• I-Q(5203016)

Robotic +C34 Range

• Don Helmus+C34(6021333)
• Menno Helmus+C34(5541795)
• Boris Helmus+C34(6095814)
• Quincy Helmus+C34(6949575)
• Nick Helmus+C34(5400511)
• Raymond Helmus+C34(6957296)
• Joep Helmus+C34(1705960)

Long Names

• Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (90041237) - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, believed to have the longest player name in Hattrick.
• Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47643024) - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
• Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (17388545) - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
• Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (124522504) - 50 characters
• Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (50978151) - 50 characters
• Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten (28651109) - 49 characters
• Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (22948541) - 46 characters
• Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47746666) - 45 characters
• Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (100876982) - 43 characters
• Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan (1235673) - 35 characters, longest first name.

Short Names

• Oh (28747795)
• Li (70120821)
• Co (72235698)
• Yi (8195188) - fired
• Ko (57585350)
• Pi (418236) Youth Squad Scout
• (164809796) - no name at first, but was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later, sold for 1,145,000

Players with the shortest name in Hattrick

Other funny names:

• Adolf Wanker (40371342)
• Albert Puto (129049567) - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish.
• Alco Hol (89588778) - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick
• Aladdin Muslim (154564544)
• Anastazy Puta (76505431) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
• Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson (125311786)
• Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
• Antal Annus (34180879)
• Antti Kristo (65473726) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
• Basile Bastard (10937734) - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain
• Beat Marti (13038570) - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"
• Beat Loser (31280573)
• Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
• Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese for "NICE F**K"
• Ben De Cock (91734537)
• Ben Dover (40174093)
• Benito Camelo (133344924) - In English: "Come and touch me"!!!
• Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of Bob Sunesson
• Boe Boe (57984141)- Dutch sounds of a cow
• Boubin (124487279)
• Boy Panda (27631586) - Endangered species
• Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
• Buster Knutson (94499965) - The K is of course silent.
• Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
• Casimiro Concha (71954213) - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
• César Dell´Orto (69630708) - It means "F*cking César" in Spanish
• Christian Wanker (139779402) - Religiously Handy
• Chr. d. VI (930259) King of Denmark
• Cock Bony (36130050)
• Cockatoo Sailor (148413556)- Cock Sailor to his friends
• Constantin Hell (64768415)
• Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra (54267748) - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...
• Dick Burger (20242253)
• Dick Byrne (80948916)
• Dick Dick (49705273)
• Dick Frame (153304718)
• Dick Hamburger (13188138)
• Dick Rucker (80713235) - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"
• Dick Small (11238080)
• Dick Surgeon (15008633) - You probably have received email from this guy
• Dick Toon (75438709)
• Didier Xuerub (23388247) - Xuerub reads like 'penis cutter' in Russian
• Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho (44592828)
• Ding Dong (41917816)
• Earl Hickey (135387261) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'
• Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time...
• Elano de la Morena (72968753) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
• Fatty Smeltz (98663775)
• Fan Pu-La (11111251) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
• Felice Dalla Sega (91241016) - Italian for "happy with handjob"?
• Freddy Krueger (10352435)
• Flip Funk (47694445)
• Fokke de Kok (99823092)
• Fu King-Chou (63742749)
• Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - Omar Killer??
• Gal X. Narkis (146448037) - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
• Gang Jang (96832945)
• Gavin Dorsett, III (92378997) - A football playing king?
• Gaylord Powers (14420151)
• Gaylord Curry (114450279)
• Gaylord Mcqueen (41938419)
• Garip Bugday (47012999) - Turkish for "strange wheat"
• General Mosquito (77693077)
• George Bushaway (145274412)- Bush away!
• Gerald Gay (44914292)
• German Bich (152919913)
• Gordo Cabeção (39982988) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
• Guido De Cock (142522985)
• Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
• Harley Davidson (118225541)
• Harry Ball (57494446)
• Harry Vagana (121447243)
• Hasse Gott (28162320) - German for "I hate God"
• Heiko Freibier (66239315) We all want "free beer", don't we?
• Heiko Naaktgeboren (69979015) - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
• Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
• He Suk-Suk (54490571)
• Hennes Diller (109199101) -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
• Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
• Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is...
• Horst Puta (38213146) - puta is Spanish for bitch
• Hu Huu (6608630)
• I-Q (5203016)
• I Made Meka (120804711) - He created Mek(k)a
• Idzislaw Wstydliwy (94602042) - try to say his name!
• Iñaki Pedo (36734984) - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish.
• Irving Fuchs (148426669)
• Jako Kurve (95898286) - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch".
• Jan Fiutak (160289059) Polish for John "Penis"
• Jean Jean (28997907)
• Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
• Jebbe Mather (67732460) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
• Jerker Taipale (29722533)
• Jesús (90309422)
• Jesús Killer (68850295)
• Jesus Lemonade (115601422)
• Jesús Mesías (65666388)
• John Duff (34179311) - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French
• Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
• John St John (92847956)
• Joselito Orelha (116297679)
• Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson (125751035)
• Kick Asser (110835628)
• Khoa La (139840581) - Another player to the animal team
• King Koch (44244610)
• Koen Aben (32118434) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
• La La (45601760)
• Lance Lance (17866979)
• Lamon Lamon (6668876)
• Laust Mønster (140390951)- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
• Leandro Lamelo (108969287) - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
• Li Li (6895133)
• Li On (125868285) - big cat of the jungle
• Long Bearcock (90645253)
• Long Wang (45444058)
• Maik Seemen (30441406) - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.
• Major Dumas (32083923)
• Malte Schmuddelwetter (117118751) - German for "Painted beastly weather"
• Mana Merchant (23887995) - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...
• Manuel Dick (82149283)
• Marcin Moczygęba (139345236) Polish for "moisten mouth"
• Mario Wanka (38861900)
• Markus Knusperhäuschen (145626366) - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
• Mate Matika (120680860) - Matematika is math in croatian
• Max Risk (146108927)
• Max Turbo (57510084) - Quick specialty?
• Miroslav Puta (34775515) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
• Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
• Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"
• Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
• Ond (88901609)- Ond = Evil in Norwegian
• Onkel Rosin (49070393) - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"
• Otto Matic (11054466)
• Paul 'Fettan' Herblad (27764033) - Fettan = vagina in Swedish
• Palle Due (37810882) - Italian for "two balls"
• Peer Citroen (120960658) - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
• Per Vo (39572560)- Pervo is Finnish, Norwegian and Swedish slang for a pervert person.
• Pian Kuo-Lee (63742362) - Finnish for "Will die soon". Player is currently in a bot team.
• Priest Blocker (141761636)
• Pu Si (6656589)
• Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers, like his brothers Boris, Joep, Menno, Nick and Raymond plays for the team Space Balls
• Randy Hamster (29362136)
• Rens Kosten (8928614) - Danish for "clean the broom"
• Reşit Dikçam (134915700)
• Richárd Gere (162735611) - would be better as an actor
• Riny (72237234)
• Ronny Ballevanger (139463955) - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie
• Sacco Weah (110025181) - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
• Salah Alami (77463344)
• Sansón (81396266)
• Si Weon kee (143404389) - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"
• Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
• Shakes Minge (17539796)
• She He (27100093) - A shemale
• She Suk-ho (121970649)
• Squid Day (128413558)
• Stan Devillers (37033549) - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest
• Toon de Liefde (39096473) - Dutch for "show the love"
• Tor Jæger (101467049) - German for "goalhunter"
• Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
• Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
• Vasily Pupkin (39269628) - in Russian means "John Doe"
• Walter Wanker (25839246)
• Wibe De Cock (49482992)
• Wiet Tabak (90029672) - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
• Wiebe Hilarius (76915321)
• Will Do (164098185)
• Will Playfair (56205506) - Not booked very often by the referee
• Willi De Cock (98299231)
• You Yo-Yo (21908206)
• Yvon Parr (109218491) - should be a golfer, not a soccer player
• Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of chips"
• Toby Assman (145290794) - What is he trying to defend?
• Angry Death (78701824) - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).
• Chau Keng Chao (161076907)- "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.

See Also

Unique Team names
Celebrity players