LOAF'S LOAFS Season 50
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| Start date | 04.10.2012 |
| Country |  USA
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| Region | Pennsylvania |
| Zone | North America |
| Stadium | The Bakery |
| Rival | Battle Toads FC |
| Fan club | The Yeast Army (2144 Fans as of 5/10/12) |
| League | V.54 (USA) |
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| Current Coach | Terencjusz "Terrence" Myszko  (Since 11-2-11)
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This is the page for Season 50 of USA club LOAF'S LOAFS, which started on October 4th, 2012 with the first round of US Open Cup matches. The team started the season in 3rd place in V.54 (USA), as it had finished there the season before.
Season 50
| Season | League | US Open Cup | Trophies | Top goalscorer | Goals |
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| 50 | 1st in V.54 | 2nd rd (in progress) | None | Emmerich Lessmeister | 3 |
The season commenced as LOAF'S traveled to Gotham in Indiana to battle robot TheDarkKnight. The match was a joke, but fortunately Indiana is known for its strip clubs, and the team had a nice bonding session a few hours before the match. With a 5-5-0 formation, the team easily plowed through the bot for a 10-0 win and a nice clean sheet for keeper Russ Fontaine.
| Opponent | Type | Venue | Score | Record | Goals |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FC Deich | Series | The Bakery | 7-0 LL | 1-0 3 pts | Lessmeister (3), Balsiger (2), Wilks, Hansen |
The first game of the season followed just a few days after the LL robot domination. It was also the home opener of The Bakery, which had undergone a 10,000 seat-adding renovation on Oct. 3 to bring the total to 39,200. The Yeast Army showed up in full force, filling out 99.1% attendance and creating an intimidating atmosphere for visiting rivals FC Deich, which had a dominant career 3-1 record against LL in the previous 2 seasons. Due to incredible hazing of the visitor's bus on their trip from the local La Quinta in to The Bakery, which included empty beer bottles shattering bus windows, and the equipment manager physically removed from the bus in order to be tarred and feathered, Deich's confidence was clearly rattled. This could have been a reason the team sent out just 9 players to open the match, and due to multiple injuries finished with just 8 on the pitch. LOAF'S, being up at least 2 men the entire match, won by a managable 7-0 as German Emmerich "Blitzkreig" Lessteiner scored his first career hattrick. October 4th to October 11th will hereby be known as Robonukah, given LL's pure determination to get things done against less-than-able opponents.
| Opponent | Type | Venue | Score | Record | Goals |
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| Rover Tech FC | Cup | Defender Arena | 4-2 LL | Adv. to 3rd rd | Lessmeister (2), Busquets, Urner |
The second round is generally a pretty tight butthole of a matchup. LL had no choice but to throw out their B squad for this one, and boy didn't they play like reserves.
Schedule
| Opponent | Date | Type | Stadium | Attendance | Score | LL Scorers |
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| TheDarkKnight, VI.305 | 10/4/12 | Cup | Gotham | 9840 (12000) 82% | 10-0 LL | Guido Alvisi, Mikey Balsiger, Edgar Engelen (2), Darryl Wilks, Frederic Busquets, Jason Fortier (2), Cary Dobson |
| FC Deich | 10/8/12 | Series | The Bakery | 38,848 (39,200) 99.1% | 7-0 LL | Emmerich Lessmeister (3), Darryl Wilks, Mikey Balsiger (2), Peer Hansen |
| Rover Tech FC, VI.853 | 10/11/12 | Cup | Defender Arena | 16,985 (100%) | 4-2 LL | Emmerich Lessmeister (2), Frederic Busquets, Ryan Urner |
| PoonOnYou | 10/15/12 | Series | Forever | TBD | TBD | TBD |
Statistics
Player statistics
| No. | Nat | Pos | Player | Total | Series | Cup | |||||||
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| Apps | Goals | Apps | Goals | Apps | Goals | ||||||||
| 1 |
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GK | Russ Fontaine | 4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2 |
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FW | Johnny Wilhelm | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 3 |
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DF | Sam Quan | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 5 |
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MF | Will Leisten | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0+1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 6 |
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FW | Norman Miller | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 9 | 
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MF | Olof Tryggvesson | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 10 | 
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GK | Nolizwe Motihala | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 11 |
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MF | Vyacheslav Suslov | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 13 | 
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MF | Donizetti Caçapava | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 16 |
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DF | Dorian Wilczura | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 17 | 
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DF | Bruno Zanin | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 18 |
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MF | Kurtis Gurley | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 20 |
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DF | Kofi Ingram | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 22 |
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DF | Clemente Ordóñez | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 24 |
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MF | Christophe Hot | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 28 | 
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FW | Federico Higera | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 30 | 
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MF | Israel Monreal | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 31 | 
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MF | Florin Dafin | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Goal Scorers
| Playe | Goals | Series | Cup |
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| Emmerich Lessmeister | 5 | 3 | 2 |
| Mikey Balsiger | 3 | 2 | 1 |
| Frederic Busquets | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| Darryl Wilks | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| Edgar Engelen | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Jason Fortier | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Peer Hansen | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| Guido Alvisi | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Ryan Urner | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Cary Dobson | 1 | 0 | 1 |
Series Table
LL plays it's 4th season in Series V.54 (USA). It finished 47, 48, and 49 in 4th, 3rd, and 3rd, respectively.
| Pos. | Team | Pl | W | D | L | GF | GA | D. | P |
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| 1. | LOAF'S LOAFS | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | +7 | 3 |
| 2. | Gordo's Gods | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | +2 | 3 |
| 3. | PoonOnYou | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | +2 | 3 |
| 4. | San Marcos Revolutionaries | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | +1 | 3 |
| 5. | Gate 13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 0 |
| 6. | Spring Arbor FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -2 | 0 |
| 7. | Penn State FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 0 |
| 8. | FC Deich | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 7 | -7 | 0 |
