Bertrand Bonnin

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Bertrand Bonnin
(197963559)
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Personal Information
Full Name Bertrand Bonnin
Country France France
Player ID (197963559)
Status Retired
Number 69
TSI 10 (6/6/2014)
Position Forward, Wingback, Winger,
Specialty None
Current Club USA Jimmyhats 229562
Former Clubs
Season 35 - 52 Sweden 15,5 gunners 1132761
Season 35 Oceania Black Catz 421406
Season 35 France FC Kerinou Brest 962737
Mother Club
Season 35 France FC Kerinou Brest
Youth Club
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Honors
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Bio

Bertrand Bonnin was a pretty useless player who occupied a roster spot for several seasons with Jimmyhats. He transferred to the squad on May 23, 2013.


"I'm really not sure why they bought me," Bonnin is quoted as saying. "They never play me, I don't show up to practice. All I do is sit on the bench inhaling my own farts. But they keep paying me, so here I am."


Bonnin's career began with FC Kerinou Brest, a now-defunct French team. He was immediately sold down under to Black Catz, where he remained for six weeks before being sold again, this time to Swedish side 15,5 gunners. Bonnin was a fixture with 15,5 gunners for seventeen season before being sold to Jimmyhats in the second week of Season 52. His first appearance in a Jimmyhats uniform was in a third round Cup match at Puma Arena against SH Lazio on May 30, 2013 (3/52).


Over the course of four seasons with Jimmyhats, Bonnin appeared in 3 competitive matches (1 league and 2 Cup). In his career, he scored 70 goals and 2 hat tricks. He did not score any goals with Jimmyhats. Bertrand Bonnin is currently 39 years old. Bonnin retired midway through Season 55 and moved to his hometown of Saint-Lô in Manche, Normandy, France. , where he was last seen having a pint at the local pub. His glory days are clearly over.

Performance History

Note: Performance stats are for competitive matches played with Jimmyhats. Friendlies are not included.

Season Apps Minutes Minutes/Match Goals (T) Goals/Match Goals (L) Goals (Q) Goals (C) Hat Tricks Braces Captain Man of the Match GK WB CD WI IM FW
55 0 0 00.00 0 .000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
54 0 0 00.00 0 .000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
53 2 155 77.5 0 .000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0
52 1 15 15.00 0 .000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
Total 3 170 56.67 0 .000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 1

Hat Tricks

Season 44
December 1, 2010 (1/44) Bonnin scored three goals against Bellmans GG while playing for 15,5 gunners.

Season 49
July 8, 2012 (4/49) Bonnin scored three goals against Flunkyballz while playing for 15,5 gunners.

Transfer History

Date Week Season Nat. Selling Team Nat. Purchasing Team Price TSI
May 23, 2013 2 52 Sweden 15,5 gunners Ht star.png USA Jimmyhats Ht star.png $32,000 (USD) 1,390
June 4, 2008 15 35 Oceania Black Catz Ht star.png Sweden 15,5 gunners Ht star.png $275,000 (USD) 2,940
April 27, 2008 9 35 France FC Kerinou Brest Ht star.png Oceania Black Catz Ht star.png $177,000 (USD) 1,830

Memorable Moments

None.