Bertrand Bonnin

Bertrand Bonnin (197963559)
Personal Information
Full Name	Bertrand Bonnin
Country	France
Player ID	(197963559)
Status	Retired
Number	69
TSI	10 (6/6/2014)
Position	Forward, Wingback, Winger,
Specialty	None
Current Club	Jimmyhats	229562
Former Clubs
Season 35 - 52	15,5 gunners	1132761
Season 35	Black Catz	421406
Season 35	FC Kerinou Brest	962737
Mother Club
Season 35	FC Kerinou Brest
Youth Club
No Information

Honors

Bio

Bertrand Bonnin was a pretty useless player who occupied a roster spot for several seasons with Jimmyhats. He transferred to the squad on May 23, 2013.

"I'm really not sure why they bought me," Bonnin is quoted as saying. "They never play me, I don't show up to practice. All I do is sit on the bench inhaling my own farts. But they keep paying me, so here I am."

Bonnin's career began with FC Kerinou Brest, a now-defunct French team. He was immediately sold down under to Black Catz, where he remained for six weeks before being sold again, this time to Swedish side 15,5 gunners. Bonnin was a fixture with 15,5 gunners for seventeen season before being sold to Jimmyhats in the second week of Season 52. His first appearance in a Jimmyhats uniform was in a third round Cup match at Puma Arena against SH Lazio on May 30, 2013 (3/52).

Over the course of four seasons with Jimmyhats, Bonnin appeared in 3 competitive matches (1 league and 2 Cup). In his career, he scored 70 goals and 2 hat tricks. He did not score any goals with Jimmyhats. Bertrand Bonnin is currently 39 years old. Bonnin retired midway through Season 55 and moved to his hometown of Saint-Lô in Manche, Normandy, France. , where he was last seen having a pint at the local pub. His glory days are clearly over.

Performance History

Note: Performance stats are for competitive matches played with Jimmyhats. Friendlies are not included.

Season	Apps	Minutes	Minutes/Match	Goals (T)	Goals/Match	Goals (L)	Goals (Q)	Goals (C)	Hat Tricks	Braces	Captain	Man of the Match	GK	WB	CD	WI	IM	FW
55	0	0	00.00	0	.000	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
54	0	0	00.00	0	.000	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
53	2	155	77.5	0	.000	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	0	0
52	1	15	15.00	0	.000	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1
Total	3	170	56.67	0	.000	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	0	1

Hat Tricks

Season 44
December 1, 2010 (1/44) Bonnin scored three goals against Bellmans GG while playing for 15,5 gunners.

Season 49
July 8, 2012 (4/49) Bonnin scored three goals against Flunkyballz while playing for 15,5 gunners.

Transfer History

Date	Week	Season	Nat.	Selling Team	Nat.	Purchasing Team	Price	TSI
May 23, 2013	2	52		15,5 gunners		Jimmyhats	$32,000 (USD)	1,390
June 4, 2008	15	35		Black Catz		15,5 gunners	$275,000 (USD)	2,940
April 27, 2008	9	35		FC Kerinou Brest		Black Catz	$177,000 (USD)	1,830

Memorable Moments

None.