Bertrand Bonnin
| Bertrand Bonnin (197963559) | ||
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| Personal Information | ||
| Full Name | Bertrand Bonnin | |
| Country |  France
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| Player ID | (197963559) | |
| Status | Retired | |
| Number | 69 | |
| TSI | 10 (6/6/2014) | |
| Position | Forward, Wingback, Winger, | |
| Specialty | None | |
| Current Club |  Jimmyhats |
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| Former Clubs | ||
| Season 35 - 52 |  15,5 gunners |
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| Season 35 |  Black Catz |
421406 |
| Season 35 | FC Kerinou Brest |
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| Mother Club | ||
| Season 35 | FC Kerinou Brest
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| Youth Club | ||
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| Honors | ||||||
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Bio
Bertrand Bonnin was a pretty useless player who occupied a roster spot for several seasons with Jimmyhats. He transferred to the squad on May 23, 2013.
"I'm really not sure why they bought me," Bonnin is quoted as saying. "They never play me, I don't show up to practice. All I do is sit on the bench inhaling my own farts. But they keep paying me, so here I am."
Bonnin's career began with FC Kerinou Brest, a now-defunct French team. He was immediately sold down under to Black Catz, where he remained for six weeks before being sold again, this time to Swedish side 15,5 gunners. Bonnin was a fixture with 15,5 gunners for seventeen season before being sold to Jimmyhats in the second week of Season 52. His first appearance in a Jimmyhats uniform was in a third round Cup match at Puma Arena against SH Lazio on May 30, 2013 (3/52).
Over the course of four seasons with Jimmyhats, Bonnin appeared in 3 competitive matches (1 league and 2 Cup). In his career, he scored 70 goals and 2 hat tricks. He did not score any goals with Jimmyhats. Bertrand Bonnin is currently 39 years old. Bonnin retired midway through Season 55 and moved to his hometown of Saint-Lô in Manche, Normandy, France. , where he was last seen having a pint at the local pub. His glory days are clearly over.
Performance History
Note: Performance stats are for competitive matches played with Jimmyhats. Friendlies are not included.
| Season | Apps | Minutes | Minutes/Match | Goals (T) | Goals/Match | Goals (L) | Goals (Q) | Goals (C) | Hat Tricks | Braces | Captain | Man of the Match | GK | WB | CD | WI | IM | FW |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 55 | 0 | 0 | 00.00 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 54 | 0 | 0 | 00.00 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 53 | 2 | 155 | 77.5 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 52 | 1 | 15 | 15.00 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Total | 3 | 170 | 56.67 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
Hat Tricks
Season 44
December 1, 2010 (1/44) Bonnin scored three goals against Bellmans GG while playing for 15,5 gunners.
Season 49
July 8, 2012 (4/49) Bonnin scored three goals against Flunkyballz while playing for 15,5 gunners.
Transfer History
| Date | Week | Season | Nat. | Selling Team | Nat. | Purchasing Team | Price | TSI |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| May 23, 2013 | 2 | 52 |
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15,5 gunners 
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Jimmyhats
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$32,000 (USD) | 1,390 |
| June 4, 2008 | 15 | 35 |
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Black Catz
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15,5 gunners
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$275,000 (USD) | 2,940 |
| April 27, 2008 | 9 | 35 |
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FC Kerinou Brest
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Black Catz
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$177,000 (USD) | 1,830 |
Memorable Moments
None.
