Reginald Parsons

Reginald Parsons (374781885)
Personal Information
Full Name	Reginald Parsons
Country	USA
Player ID	(374781885)
Status	Retired (8/1/2013)
Number	97
TSI	190 (7/31/2013)
Position	Wingback
Specialty	Unpredictable
Current Club	Jimmyhats	229562
Former Clubs
Season 52	Jimmyhats	229562
Mother Club
Season 51	Jimmyhats	3/4/2013
Youth Club
Season 50	Mini-Willies	11/11/2012

Honors

Bio

Reginald Parsons was a wingback who played for Jimmyhats from March 4, 2012 (7/51) until August 1, 2013 (12/52). Parsons appeared in one match but did not score any goals. Parsons' one and only appearance in a Jimmyhats uniform was during a cup match against mikes freezers on May 23, 2013 (2/52). Although Parsons did not score any goals, he very nearly gave one away when he behaved like an inexperienced youth player and gave the ball away to Wendell Bond. Lucky for him though, there was no goal.

Reginald Parsons was discovered while kicking soccer balls at crocodiles in southern Florida swamps. While initially disinterested in playing for the Mini-Willies, preferring to sit at home on a rotten couch, smoking bong hits and watching re-runs of Gentle Ben and Flipper, eventually his weed habit proved too expensive to maintain and Parsons made the decision to join the Jimmyhats Youth Academy in November 2012.

Performance History

Note: Performance stats are for competitive matches played with Jimmyhats. Friendlies are not included.

Season	Apps	Minutes	Minutes/Match	Goals (T)	Assists (T)	Goals/Match	Goals (L)	Assists (L)	Goals (Q)	Assists (Q)	Goals (C)	Assists (C)	Hat Tricks	Braces	Captain	Man of the Match	GK	WB	CD	WI	IM	FW
52	1	90	90	0	0	.000	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0
Total	1	90	90	0	0	0.000	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0

Transfer History

No transfers.

Memorable Moments

Season 51
March 4, 2013 (7/51) Was promoted from Jimmyhats' Youth Academy at the age of 17.

Season 50
November 11, 2012 (6/50) Was scouted and recruited by Damián Garza for Mini-Willies.