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INTERWIKI

Funny things and records about players names based on a trending topic and very popular and active discussions in the forum.

Shorter names

Players with the shortest name in Hattrick:

0 characters

(164809796) - no name at first, then he was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later (sold for 1,145,000 US$).

2 characters

3 characters

Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of Bob Sunesson.
I-Q (5203016)

4 characters

5 characters (including space)

Longer Names

Players with the longest name:

56 characters

(245094299) Justus-Alexander Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - the Argentine one who came to beat the reigning champion Martin Christof.

55 characters

(171982397) Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - part of the same series of Peckelsheim family, had the longest known player name in Hattrick for a long time.
(247874540) Joachim Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg - Another Argentine and the longest one of the Waldeck-Limpurg family.

54 characters

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(17388545) Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick.He was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.

50 characters

49 characters

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41 characters

36 characters

35 characters

Robotic +C34 Range

Clone players created due to an error mainly between October and November 2002:

Nicknames

Further information: Nickname

Before Hattrick Gears, nicknames were very rare:

Double names

First name identical to surname:

Crazy names

Misspelling of "Brian"'s series

The "Richard"'s series - Beware!

Funny names: Difference between revisions

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Robotic +C34 Range

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-== Weird Names ==
+{{interwiki/Funny names}}
+Funny things and records about [[player]]s names based on a trending topic and very popular and active discussions in the [[forum]].
+[[File:Player 171982397.png|frame]]
+== Shorter names ==
+Players with the shortest name in Hattrick:
+; 0 characters
+* {{playerid|164809796}} - <small>no name at first, then he was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later (sold for 1,145,000 US$). </small>
+; 2 characters
+* {{playerid|149889718|Ye}}
+* {{playerid|72235698|Co}}
+* {{playerid|70120821|Li}}
+* {{playerid|57585350|Ko}}
+* {{playerid|28747795|Oh}}
+* {{playerid|8195188|Yi}}
+* {{playerid|418236|Pi}} - Youth Squad Scout.
+; 3 characters
+* Bob {{playerid|109567443}} - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]].
+* I-Q {{playerid|5203016|}}
+; 4 characters
+* {{playerid|72252405|Karl}}
+* {{playerid|72237234|Riny}}
+; 5 characters (including space)
+* {{playerid|112897227|Ha Ha}} - A real clown.
+* {{playerid|45601760|La La}}
+* {{playerid|6895133|Li Li}}
+* {{playerid|125868285|Li On}} - big cat of the jungle.
-'''I-Q'''
+== Longer Names ==
-(5203016)
+Players with the longest name:
+; 56 characters
-A weird name for a player!
+* {{playerid|245094299}} [[Justus-Alexander Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim]] - the Argentine one who came to beat the reigning champion Martin Christof.
+; 55 characters
+* {{playerid|171982397|Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - part of the same series of Peckelsheim family, had the longest known player name in Hattrick for a long time.
+* {{playerid|247874540|Joachim Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}} - Another Argentine and the longest one of the Waldeck-Limpurg family.
+; 54 characters
+* {{playerid|103391259|Jasper Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}}
+; 53 characters
+* {{playerid|203699395|Merlin Tobias Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - Part of a great footballing family.
+* {{playerid|90041237|Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - He had the longest (known) player name in Hattrick for a long time.
+* {{playerid|192715137|Holger Hubertus Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}} - Young bloke tangents Fred-Bernhard's (now outdated) record.
+* {{playerid|228271433|Peer-Augustin Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - The Swiss second cousin of the family.
+; 52 characters
+* {{playerid|291747598}} [[Anton-Johann Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim]] - Sub keeper for the [[Caherlistrane Minors]].
+* {{playerid|47643024|Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
+* {{playerid|210632560|Clemens Wenzel Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}}
+; 51 characters
+* {{playerid|17388545|Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick.<small>He was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.</small>
+; 50 characters
+* {{playerid|124522504|Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}}
+* {{playerid|50978151|Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}}
+; 49 characters
+* {{playerid|28651109|Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten}}
+* {{playerid|440227716|Calvin-Alexander Behrenreiter-Prziemski Scharnitz}}
+; 48 characters
+* {{playerid|354752235|Robert-Jan Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}}
+; 46 characters
+* {{playerid|22948541|Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}}
+; 41 characters
+* {{playerid|72781238|Bartholdus Fürst von Bismarck-Schönhausen}} - At the time, the longest name for a YA player.
+; 36 characters
+* {{playerid|437274853}} [[Cedric Michael Mondry von Dombrowski]] - World Champion with Italian NT.
+; 35 characters
+* {{playerid|1235673|Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan}} - 35 longest first name.
+* {{playerid|470763227}} [[Boniface Randrianasolonomenjanahar]] - 35 longest single last name.<!--
-== Long Names ==
+Not included:
-'''Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (17388545)
+* {{playerid|???|Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - 45 characters
+* {{playerid|100876982|Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}} - 43 characters
+* {{playerid|260900727|Florian Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}} - 40 characters
+* {{playerid|332732154|Konrad Freiherr zu Inn- und Knyphausen}} - 38
+* {{playerid|30849116|Boris Freiherr zu Inn- und Knyphausen}} - 37
+* {{playerid|127391278|Wanderlei Puente De Los Arroyos Soler}} - 37
+* {{playerid|266572336|Sebastião Francisco Fernandes Basto}} - 35
+* {{playerid|326988048|Laurenz Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten}} - 35
+* {{playerid|286195132|Sylvain de Dieudonné de Corbeek over Loo}} - 34
+* [[Fernando Adrián de Paullo Waldfogiel]] - 32
+* {{playerid|22757384|Daniel Liebermann vom Sonnenberg}} - 32
+* {{playerid|234113129|Joaquín Lafuente Manso de Zuñiga}} - 32 -->
-At one time, the longest player name in [[Hattrick]]. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
+== Robotic +C34 Range ==
+Clone players created due to an error mainly between October and November 2002:
+* {{playerid|6957296}} [[Raymond Helmus+C34]]
+* {{playerid|6949575}} [[Quincy 'Cyborg' Helmus+C34]]
+* {{playerid|6021333|Don Helmus+C34}}
+* {{playerid|6095814}} [[Boris Helmus+C34]]
+* {{playerid|5541795|Menno Helmus+C34}}
+* {{playerid|5400511}} [[Nick Helmus+C34]]
+* {{playerid|1705960|Joep Helmus+C34}}
-'''Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (90041237)
+== Nicknames ==
+{{See|Nickname}}
+Before [[Hattrick Gears]], nicknames were very rare:
+* {{playerid|125311786|Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson}}
+* {{playerid|80262088|Andreas 'Penis' Palmström}}
+* {{playerid|1530718|Brian "75D" Madsen}}
+* {{playerid|92378997|Gavin Dorsett, III}} - A king playing football?
+* {{playerid|183408201|Vannak 'veni vidi vici' Vong}}
-Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, believed to have the longest player name in Hattrick.
+== Double names ==
+First name identical to surname:
+* {{playerid|398266901|Amar Amar}}
+* {{playerid|358806986|Amaro Amaro}}
+* {{playerid|316461694|Aram Aram}}
+* {{playerid|256636870|Bar Bar}}
+* {{playerid|347229242|Barak Barak}}
+* {{playerid|57984141|Boe Boe}} - Also Dutch sounds of a cow
+* {{playerid|168763999|Bonifácio Bonifácio}}
+* {{playerid|304258443|Boris Boris}}
+* {{playerid|248194287|Camilo Camilo}}
+* {{playerid|194894295|Can Can}} - The can-can achieved popularity in music halls in 1800s
+* {{playerid|102788831|Candido Candido}}
+* {{playerid|362216313|Cansever Cansever}}
+* {{playerid|49705273|Dick Dick}}
+* {{playerid|57141228|Franco Franco}}
+* {{playerid|300305996|Giuliano Giuliano}}
+* {{playerid|28997907|Jean Jean}}
+* {{playerid|6142192|Jean Jean-Jean}}
+* {{playerid|92847956|John St John}}
+* {{playerid|17866979|Lance Lance}}
+* {{playerid|441446338|Leo Leo}}
+* {{playerid|308595928|Leon Leon}}
+* {{playerid|372691442|Leonard Leonard}}
+* {{playerid|401747196|Leone Leone}}
+* {{playerid|368246518|Leonel Leonel}}
+* {{playerid|405387832|Leonte Leonte}}
+* {{playerid|110185114|Luca Luca}}
+* {{playerid|395218176|Pepe Pepe}}
+* {{playerid|462317902}} [[Pepe 'Pepe' Pepe]]
+* {{playerid|288942397|Pol Pol}}
+* {{playerid|320323279|Polat Polat}}
+* {{playerid|471661479}} [[Roberto Roberto]]
+* {{playerid|208984792|Sezer Sezer}}
+* {{playerid|181963588|Shaked Shaked}} - I can't imagine how his stomach feels!!!
+* {{playerid|25873027|Stefan Steffen-Steffen}}
+* {{playerid|511795074}} [[Tenzin Tenzin]]
+* {{playerid|29558793|Tudor Tudor}}
+* {{playerid|105404392|Turk Turk}}
+* {{playerid|176235879|Van Van}}
-'''Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (47643024)
+== Crazy names ==
+* {{playerid|215170948|Aard Appel}} - "Earth Apple", which is Dutch for "Potato".
+* {{playerid|89588778|Alco Hol}} - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick.
+* {{playerid|154564544|Aladdin Muslim}}
+* {{playerid|364709355|Amaro Montenegro}} - Italian herbal liquor.
+* {{playerid|269313113|Anakin Skywalker}} - Unfortunately he doesn't play for [[The Darker Side]]
+* {{playerid|230345668|Arch Soldier}} - Field-tested.
+* {{playerid|209236944|Barış Savaş}} - Turkish for "peace war".
+* {{playerid|10937734|Basile Bastard}} - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain.
+* {{playerid|31280573|Beat Loser}}
+* {{playerid|35584615|Bebeto Canibal}} - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
+* {{playerid|40174093|Ben Dover}}
+* {{playerid|237703538|Black Race}} - Part of an antiquated worldview.
+* {{playerid|442268531|Bon-Joon Bing}}
+* {{playerid|27631586|Boy Panda}} - Endangered species
+* {{playerid|208135674|Brad Jolie}} - It's his decision...
+* {{playerid|260537497|Bruno Biondo}} - Brown and Blond hair in Italian
+* {{playerid|106155776|Bruno Viola}} - Brown and Violet hair in Italian
+* {{playerid|394047255|Bruno Orso}} - Italian for Brown Bear
+* {{playerid|217536255|Camp Butcher}}
+* {{playerid|82519327|Can Do}} - that's the spirit!
+* {{playerid|234311932|Cannon Smith}}- It's handcraft.
+* {{playerid|930259|Chr. d. VI}} - King of Denmark
+* {{playerid|36130050|Cock Bony}}
+* {{playerid|148413556|Cockatoo Sailor}}- Cock Sailor to his friends
+* {{playerid|143774832|Cockatoo Biggerstaff}} - He has a bigger staff.
+* {{playerid|323671165|Constant Wakker}} - "Wakker" is Dutch for "Awake".
+* {{playerid|217714350|Crystal Chafer}}
+* {{playerid|217716880|Crystal Darling}}
+* {{playerid|248081351|Delfino Curioso}} -a dolphin "acting" in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkDY762xLC8 a famous advertisement in Italy]
+* {{playerid|41917816|Ding Dong}}
+* {{playerid|72968753|Elano de la Morena}} - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
+* {{playerid|285053312|Ernst Lustig}} - German for "Serious funny"
+* {{playerid|47694445|Flip Funk}}
+* {{playerid|214260129|Friedensreich Krieger}} - German for "peaceful warrior"
+* {{playerid|230347092|Frost Cannon}}
+* {{playerid|63742749|Fu King-Chou}}
+* {{playerid|146448037|Gal X. Narkis}} - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
+* {{playerid|96832945|Gang Jang}}
+* {{playerid|47012999|Garip Buğday}} - Turkish for "strange wheat"
+* {{playerid|77693077|General Mosquito}}
+* {{playerid|154784020|Gerçek Adam}} - Turkish for "real man"
+* {{playerid|145274412|George Bushaway}} - Bush (go) away!
+* {{playerid|152919913|German Bich}}
+* {{playerid|201046146|Germán Pascagaza}} - Sounds like "paskakasa", which means "shitpile" in Finnish
+* {{playerid|39982988|Gordo Cabeção}} - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
+* {{playerid|36541544|Gustavo Sanguedolce}} - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
+* {{playerid|206797144|Gün Aydın}} - "günaydın" means "good morning" in Turkish
+* {{playerid|118225541|Harley Davidson}}
+* {{playerid|214766410|Hayati Top}} - Turkish for "vital ball"
+* {{playerid|115017524|Hein Eken}} - Famous Dutch beer brand
+* {{playerid|54486058|Hong Kong-Beng}}
+* {{playerid|6608630|Hu Huu}}
+* {{playerid|360326815|Hung Small}}
+* {{playerid|120804711|I Made Meka}}
+* {{playerid|209705810|I Made Ronaldo}}
+* {{playerid|25066021|İmdat Arı}} - Turkish for "Help! There is a bee!"
+* {{playerid|48706961|Jack Aas}}
+* {{playerid|242438815|Jack Asser}}
+* {{playerid|260684284|Jak Jabberwock}}
+* {{playerid|29722533|Jerker Taipale}}
+* {{playerid|308985896|Karl Frauenschläger}} - German for "Karl Womenbeater"
+* {{playerid|110835628|Kick Asser}}
+* {{playerid|139840581|Khoa La}} - Another player to the animal team
+* {{playerid|44244610|King Koch}}
+* {{playerid|32118434|Koen Aben}} - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
+* {{playerid|75489114|Kurt Batman}} - a renowned hero in his team
+* {{playerid|140390951|Laust Mønster}} - Lost Monster, can we sleep?
+* {{playerid|90645253|Long Bearcock}}
+* {{playerid|45444058|Long Wang}}
+* {{playerid|208060782|Major Beavers}}
+* {{playerid|315289494|Major Teucher}}
+* {{playerid|282921257|Man Hunter}}
+* {{playerid|206560946|Manny Doerner-Turk}} - Doener is a turkish food.
+* {{playerid|230897494|Manor Talker}} - Went into real estate negotiations?
+* {{playerid|139345236|Marcin Moczygęba}} Polish for "moisten mouth"
+* {{playerid|38861900|Mario Wanka}}
+* {{playerid|145626366|Markus Knusperhäuschen}} - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
+* {{playerid|120680860|Mate Matika}} - "Matematika" is math in Italian, Slovak, Czech and Croatian
+* {{playerid|25531774|Mats Engin}} - [[Match Engine|Often blamed for strange match results]]
+* {{playerid|287358208|Max Bass}}
+* {{playerid|146108927|Max Risk}}
+* {{playerid|57510084|Max Turbo}} - Quick specialty?
+* {{playerid|201274815|Memnun Kaleci}} - Turkish for "pleased goalkeeper"
+* {{playerid|31976236|Neema Babla}} - It means "There is no money" in Ukrainian & Russian slang
+* {{playerid|83458457|Nick De Bhal}} - "Nick the ball", ironically he's a goalkeeper.
+* {{playerid|11054466|Otto Matic}}
+* {{playerid|275169872|Ova Dunn}} - "Over done"
+* {{playerid|316187617|Ovidiu Zima}} - "Over due Zima" (Zima = an alcoholic drink)
+* {{playerid|37810882|Palle Due}} - Italian for "two balls"
+* {{playerid|120960658|Peer Citroen}} - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
+* {{playerid|178712185|Raivo Kala}} - Finnish for "crazy fish".
+* {{playerid|29362136|Randy Hamster}}
+* {{playerid|286267785|Renaud Peugeot}} - Just sounds like two famous car brands
+* {{playerid|110025181|Sacco Weah}} - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
+* {{playerid|77463344|Salah Alami}} - "Salami"
+* {{playerid|200951456|Satılmış Armağan}} - Turkish for "sold present"
+* {{playerid|17539796|Shakes Minge}} - "Minge" is Romanian for "balls"
+* {{playerid|128504566|Solmaz Gül}} - Turkish for "rose that doesn't wither"
+* {{playerid|229929085|Squid Commander}} - This has always been my dream job.
+* {{playerid|128413558|Squid Day}} - Thank you!
+* {{playerid|40156904|Stanley Duvuduvukulu}}
+* {{playerid|259744115|Steven Juggernaut}} - Don't make him angry
+* {{playerid|236123644|Stoner Fist}}
+* {{playerid|130376649|Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie}} - Mongol Uls U-20 international "keeper"
+* {{playerid|279246957|Tante Miranda}} - Dutch for "aunt Miranda"
+* {{playerid|145290794|Toby Assman}} - What is he trying to defend?
+* {{playerid|39096473|Toon de Liefde}} - Dutch for "show the love"
+* {{playerid|101467049|Tor Jæger}} - German for "goalhunter"
+* {{playerid|16785734|Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe}} - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
+* {{playerid|50368918|Uros Orava}} - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
+* {{playerid|241856370|Urpo Makkara}} - Finnish for "Dumbass sausage"
+* {{playerid|90029672|Wiet Tabak}} - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
+* {{playerid|241047359|Wil Free}}
+* {{playerid|164098185|Will Do}} - Time to time
+* {{playerid|56205506|Will Playfair}} - Not booked very often by the referee
+* {{playerid|98299231|Willi De Cock}}
+* {{playerid|21908206|You Yo-Yo}}
+* {{playerid|109218491|Yvon Parr}} - should be a golfer, not a football player
+* {{playerid|31565424|Zac Patat}} - Dutch for "bag of chips"
-Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
+; Misspelling of "Brian"'s series
+* {{playerid|56092866|Brain Baker}}
+* {{playerid|49105936|Brain Beam}}
+* {{playerid|262647557|Brain Bloom}}
+* {{playerid|160071755|Brain Buckler}}
+* {{playerid|259730296|Brain Bull}}
+* {{playerid|271370627|Brain Capper}}
+* {{playerid|165370703|Brain Carbon}}
+* {{playerid|244095515|Brain Court}}
+* {{playerid|153141173|Brain Day}}
+* {{playerid|205513434|Brain Goblet}}
+* {{playerid|262375982|Brain Painter}}
+* {{playerid|157359467|Brain Slater}}
+* {{playerid|244926836|Brain Smith}}
-'''Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (124522504)
+; The "Richard"'s series - Beware!
+* {{playerid|268516499|Dick Armour}}
+* {{playerid|257318060|Dick Beaver}}
+* {{playerid|70296417|Dick Bender}}
+* {{playerid|249907580|Dick Bill}}
+* {{playerid|215846024|Dick Blind}}
+* {{playerid|64040263|Dick Blunt}}
+* {{playerid|235776569|Dick Bolt}}
+* {{playerid|262665542|Dick Boom}}
+* {{playerid|44986907|Dick Boot}} - Required by a walking one.
+* {{playerid|20242253|Dick Burger}}
+* {{playerid|188458580|Dick Burns}}
+* {{playerid|267251625|Dick Butler}}
+* {{playerid|120780221|Dick Cleaver}}
+* {{playerid|179582886|Dick Cumming}} - !!!
+* {{playerid|252859774|Dick Dancer}}
+* {{playerid|185134768|Dick de Cock}}
+* {{playerid|153304718|Dick Frame}}
+* {{playerid|177222295|Dick Gay}}
+* {{playerid|13188138|Dick Hamburger}}
+* {{playerid|109983484|Dick Harder}}
+* {{playerid|354909020|Dick Marks}}
+* {{playerid|180036705|Dick Sellers}} - They have a stall at the weekly market.
+* {{playerid|11238080|Dick Small}}
+* {{playerid|15008633|Dick Surgeon}}
+* {{playerid|82149283|Manuel Dick}}<!--
-'''Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten''' (28651109)
+Not included:
-'''Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (100876982)
+* {{playerid|206804636|Alain Mangiaratti}} - Italian for Alain "eats rats"
+* {{playerid|407445773|Alan Mangiacavalli}} - Italian for Alan "eats horses"
+* {{playerid|335449148|Amaro Luciano}}
+* {{playerid|413969331|Frank French}}
+* {{playerid|69979015|Heiko Naaktgeboren}} - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
+* {{playerid|230234798|Holger Heim-Vorteil}} - "Heimvorteil" is German for "home field advantage"
+* {{playerid|116297679|Joselito Orelha}}
+* {{playerid|32083923|Major Dumas}}
+* {{playerid|214193841|Mehmet Özgür Dağcı}} - "özgür dağcı" means "free mountain climber" in Turkish
+* {{playerid|110242528|Pablo Fabian Mangiaterra}} - Italian for Pablo Fabian "eats soil"
+* {{playerid|229768897|Pete Archmaster}}
+* {{playerid|87150362|Rui Sardinha}}- "Sardine" in Portuguese
-== Short Names ==
+-->
-* '''Oh''' (28747795)
-* '''Li''' (70120821)
-* '''Co''' (72235698)
-* '''Yi''' (8195188)
-Players with the shortest name in Hattrick.
-== Other funny names: ==
-*Adolf Wanker (40371342)
-*Alco Hol (89588778)
-*Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
-*Antti Kristo (65473726) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
-*Basile Bastard (10937734)
-*Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
-*Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese means "NICE F**K"
-*Ben Dover (40174093)
-*Bob (109567443) - Iraqi, appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]
-*Boe Boe (57984141)- dutch sounds of a cow
-*Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
-*Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
-*Dick Dick (49705273)
-*Dick Small (11238080)
-*Dick Surgeon (15008633)
-*Ding Dong (41917816)
-*Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time
-*Elano de la Morena (72968753) - spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
-*Freddy Krueger (10352435)
-*Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - omar killer??
-*Gang Jang (96832945)
-*Gaylord Powers (14420151)
-*Gaylord Curry (114450279)
-*Garip Bugday (47012999) - turkish for "strange wheat"
-*General Mosquito (77693077)
-*Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood.."
-*Harry Ball (57494446)
-*Hasse Gott (28162320) - german for "I hate God"
-*Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
-*He Suk-Suk (54490571)
-*Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
-*Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is....
-*Horst Puta (38213146) - puta in spanish means bitch
-*Hu Huu (6608630)
-*I-Q (5203016)
-*Jean Jean (28997907)
-*Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
-*Jerker Taipale (29722533)
-*Jesús Killer (68850295)
-*Jesús Mesías (65666388)
-*John Duff  (34179311) - French for yolk of egg
-*Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
-*Joselito Orelha (116297679)
-*King Koch (44244610)
-*Koen Aben (32118434) - danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
-*La La (45601760)
-*Li Li (6895133)
-*Long Bearcock (90645253)
-*Long Wang (45444058)
-*Manuel Dick (82149283)
-*Mario Wanka (38861900)
-*Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
-*Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian slang it means "There is no money"
-*Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
-*Otto Matic (11054466)
-*Palle Due (37810882) - italian for "two balls"
-*Pu Si (6656589)
-*Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers
-*Randy Hamster (29362136)
-*Rens Kosten (8928614) - danish for "clean the broom"
-*Salah Alami (77463344)
-*Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
-*She He (27100093) - A shemale
-*She Suk-ho (121970649)
-*Squid Day (128413558)
-*Toon de Liefde (39096473) - dutch for "show the love"
-*Tor Jæger (101467049) - german for "goalgetter"
-*Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
-*Walter Wanker (25839246)
-*Wibe De Cock (49482992)
-*Wiet Tabak (90029672) - dutch for "weed tobacco"
-*Will Do (100307337)
-*Will Playfair (56205506)
-*Willi De Cock (98299231)
-*You Yo-Yo (21908206)
-*Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of frites"
 == See Also ==
+* [[Team_names#Unique_Team_Names|Unique Team names]]
+* [[Celebrity players]]
-[[Team names|Unique Team names]]<br>
+[[Category:Players|Funny Names]]
-[[Celebrity players]]
-[[category:Players]]

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