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INTERWIKI

Funny things and records about players names based on a trending topic and very popular and active discussions in the forum.

Shorter names

Players with the shortest name in Hattrick:

0 characters

(164809796) - no name at first, then he was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later (sold for 1,145,000 US$).

2 characters

3 characters

Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of Bob Sunesson.
I-Q (5203016)

4 characters

5 characters (including space)

Longer Names

Players with the longest name:

56 characters

(245094299) Justus-Alexander Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - the Argentine one who came to beat the reigning champion Martin Christof.

55 characters

(171982397) Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - part of the same series of Peckelsheim family, had the longest known player name in Hattrick for a long time.
(247874540) Joachim Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg - Another Argentine and the longest one of the Waldeck-Limpurg family.

54 characters

53 characters

52 characters

51 characters

(17388545) Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick.He was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.

50 characters

49 characters

48 characters

46 characters

41 characters

36 characters

35 characters

Robotic +C34 Range

Clone players created due to an error mainly between October and November 2002:

Nicknames

Further information: Nickname

Before Hattrick Gears, nicknames were very rare:

Double names

First name identical to surname:

Crazy names

Misspelling of "Brian"'s series

The "Richard"'s series - Beware!

Funny names: Difference between revisions

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Robotic +C34 Range

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+Funny things and records about [[player]]s names based on a trending topic and very popular and active discussions in the [[forum]].
+[[File:Player 171982397.png|frame]]
+== Shorter names ==
+Players with the shortest name in Hattrick:
+; 0 characters
+* {{playerid|164809796}} - <small>no name at first, then he was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later (sold for 1,145,000 US$). </small>
+; 2 characters
+* {{playerid|149889718|Ye}}
+* {{playerid|72235698|Co}}
+* {{playerid|70120821|Li}}
+* {{playerid|57585350|Ko}}
+* {{playerid|28747795|Oh}}
+* {{playerid|8195188|Yi}}
+* {{playerid|418236|Pi}} - Youth Squad Scout.
+; 3 characters
+* Bob {{playerid|109567443}} - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]].
+* I-Q {{playerid|5203016|}}
+; 4 characters
+* {{playerid|72252405|Karl}}
+* {{playerid|72237234|Riny}}
+; 5 characters (including space)
+* {{playerid|112897227|Ha Ha}} - A real clown.
+* {{playerid|45601760|La La}}
+* {{playerid|6895133|Li Li}}
+* {{playerid|125868285|Li On}} - big cat of the jungle.
-== Short Names ==
+== Longer Names ==
-* Oh {{playerid|28747795}} - fired
+Players with the longest name:
-* Li {{playerid|70120821}} - fired
+; 56 characters
-* Co {{playerid|72235698}} - fired
+* {{playerid|245094299}} [[Justus-Alexander Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim]] - the Argentine one who came to beat the reigning champion Martin Christof.
-* Yi {{playerid|8195188}} - fired
+; 55 characters
-* Ko {{playerid|57585350}} - fired
+* {{playerid|171982397|Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - part of the same series of Peckelsheim family, had the longest known player name in Hattrick for a long time.
-* Ye {{playerid|149889718}} - fired
+* {{playerid|247874540|Joachim Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}} - Another Argentine and the longest one of the Waldeck-Limpurg family.
-* Pi {{playerid|418236}} Youth Squad Scout, now fired
+; 54 characters
-* {{playerid|164809796}} - no name at first, but was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later, sold for 1,145,000. He was fired.
+* {{playerid|103391259|Jasper Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}}
-Players with the shortest name in Hattrick
+; 53 characters
+* {{playerid|203699395|Merlin Tobias Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - Part of a great footballing family.
+* {{playerid|90041237|Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - He had the longest (known) player name in Hattrick for a long time.
+* {{playerid|192715137|Holger Hubertus Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}} - Young bloke tangents Fred-Bernhard's (now outdated) record.
+* {{playerid|228271433|Peer-Augustin Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - The Swiss second cousin of the family.
+; 52 characters
+* {{playerid|291747598}} [[Anton-Johann Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim]] - Sub keeper for the [[Caherlistrane Minors]].
+* {{playerid|47643024|Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
+* {{playerid|210632560|Clemens Wenzel Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}}
+; 51 characters
+* {{playerid|17388545|Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick.<small>He was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.</small>
+; 50 characters
+* {{playerid|124522504|Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}}
+* {{playerid|50978151|Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}}
+; 49 characters
+* {{playerid|28651109|Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten}}
+* {{playerid|440227716|Calvin-Alexander Behrenreiter-Prziemski Scharnitz}}
+; 48 characters
+* {{playerid|354752235|Robert-Jan Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}}
+; 46 characters
+* {{playerid|22948541|Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}}
+; 41 characters
+* {{playerid|72781238|Bartholdus Fürst von Bismarck-Schönhausen}} - At the time, the longest name for a YA player.
+; 36 characters
+* {{playerid|437274853}} [[Cedric Michael Mondry von Dombrowski]] - World Champion with Italian NT.
+; 35 characters
+* {{playerid|1235673|Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan}} - 35 longest first name.
+* {{playerid|470763227}} [[Boniface Randrianasolonomenjanahar]] - 35 longest single last name.<!--
-== Long Names ==
+Not included:
-* Justus-Alexander Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|245094299}} - 56 characters, the argentinian one who came to beat the reigning champion Martin Christof.
-* Joachim Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|247874540}} - 55 characters, also argentinian and the longest one of the Waldeck-Limpurgs.
+* {{playerid|???|Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - 45 characters
-* Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|171982397}} - 55 characters, part of the same series of Peckelsheim brothers, had the longest known player name in Hattrick for a long time.
+* {{playerid|100876982|Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}} - 43 characters
-* Jasper Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|103391259}} - 54 characters, has ended his career, but the name can be found when searched by ID.
+* {{playerid|260900727|Florian Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}} - 40 characters
-* Merlin Tobias Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|203699395}} - 53 characters, another Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim
+* {{playerid|332732154|Konrad Freiherr zu Inn- und Knyphausen}} - 38
-* Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|90041237}} - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, had the longest (known) player name in Hattrick for a long time.
+* {{playerid|30849116|Boris Freiherr zu Inn- und Knyphausen}} - 37
-* Holger Hubertus Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|192715137}} - 53 characters, young bloke tangents Fred-Bernhard's (now outdated) record.
+* {{playerid|127391278|Wanderlei Puente De Los Arroyos Soler}} - 37
-* Peer-Augustin Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|228271433}} - 53 characters, the swiss second cousin of the family
+* {{playerid|266572336|Sebastião Francisco Fernandes Basto}} - 35
-* Anton-Johann Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|291747598}} - 52 characters, newly acquired sub keeper for the [[Caherlistrane Minors]]. Part of a great footballing family.
+* {{playerid|326988048|Laurenz Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten}} - 35
-* Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|47643024}} - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
+* {{playerid|286195132|Sylvain de Dieudonné de Corbeek over Loo}} - 34
-* Clemens Wenzel Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|210632560}} - 52 characters
+* [[Fernando Adrián de Paullo Waldfogiel]] - 32
-* Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|17388545}} - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
+* {{playerid|22757384|Daniel Liebermann vom Sonnenberg}} - 32
-* Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|124522504}} - 50 characters
+* {{playerid|234113129|Joaquín Lafuente Manso de Zuñiga}} - 32 -->
-* Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|50978151}} - 50 characters
-* Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten {{playerid|28651109}} - 49 characters
-* Robert-Jan Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|354752235}} - 48 characters
-* Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|22948541}} - 46 characters
-* Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|47746666}} - 45 characters
-* Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|100876982}} - 43 characters
-* Bartholdus Fürst von Bismarck-Schönhausen {{playerid|72781238}} - 41 characters, At the moment the longest name for a YA player
-* Florian Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|260900727}} - 40 characters
-* Konrad Freiherr zu Inn- und Knyphausen {{playerid|332732154}} - 38 characters
-* Boris Freiherr zu Inn- und Knyphausen {{playerid|30849116}} - 37 characters
-* Wanderlei Puente De Los Arroyos Soler {{playerid|127391278}} - 37 characters.
-* Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan {{playerid|1235673}} - 35 characters, longest first name.
-* Sebastião Francisco Fernandes Basto {{playerid|266572336}} - 35 characters.
-* Laurenz Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten {{playerid|326988048}} - 35 characters.
-* Sylvain de Dieudonné de Corbeek over Loo {{playerid|286195132}} - 34 characters, active as August 2010
-* Daniel Liebermann vom Sonnenberg {{playerid|22757384}} - 32 characters.
-* Joaquín Lafuente Manso de Zuñiga {{playerid|234113129}} - 32 characters.
 == Robotic +C34 Range ==
-* Don Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6021333}}
+Clone players created due to an error mainly between October and November 2002:
-* Menno Helmus+C34 {{playerid|5541795}}
+* {{playerid|6957296}} [[Raymond Helmus+C34]]
-* Boris Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6095814}}
+* {{playerid|6949575}} [[Quincy 'Cyborg' Helmus+C34]]
-* Quincy Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6949575}}
+* {{playerid|6021333|Don Helmus+C34}}
-* Nick Helmus+C34 {{playerid|5400511}}
+* {{playerid|6095814}} [[Boris Helmus+C34]]
-* Raymond Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6957296}}
+* {{playerid|5541795|Menno Helmus+C34}}
-* Joep Helmus+C34 {{playerid|1705960}}
+* {{playerid|5400511}} [[Nick Helmus+C34]]
+* {{playerid|1705960|Joep Helmus+C34}}
+== Nicknames ==
+{{See|Nickname}}
+Before [[Hattrick Gears]], nicknames were very rare:
+* {{playerid|125311786|Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson}}
+* {{playerid|80262088|Andreas 'Penis' Palmström}}
+* {{playerid|1530718|Brian "75D" Madsen}}
+* {{playerid|92378997|Gavin Dorsett, III}} - A king playing football?
+* {{playerid|183408201|Vannak 'veni vidi vici' Vong}}
+== Double names ==
+First name identical to surname:
+* {{playerid|398266901|Amar Amar}}
+* {{playerid|358806986|Amaro Amaro}}
+* {{playerid|316461694|Aram Aram}}
+* {{playerid|256636870|Bar Bar}}
+* {{playerid|347229242|Barak Barak}}
+* {{playerid|57984141|Boe Boe}} - Also Dutch sounds of a cow
+* {{playerid|168763999|Bonifácio Bonifácio}}
+* {{playerid|304258443|Boris Boris}}
+* {{playerid|248194287|Camilo Camilo}}
+* {{playerid|194894295|Can Can}} - The can-can achieved popularity in music halls in 1800s
+* {{playerid|102788831|Candido Candido}}
+* {{playerid|362216313|Cansever Cansever}}
+* {{playerid|49705273|Dick Dick}}
+* {{playerid|57141228|Franco Franco}}
+* {{playerid|300305996|Giuliano Giuliano}}
+* {{playerid|28997907|Jean Jean}}
+* {{playerid|6142192|Jean Jean-Jean}}
+* {{playerid|92847956|John St John}}
+* {{playerid|17866979|Lance Lance}}
+* {{playerid|441446338|Leo Leo}}
+* {{playerid|308595928|Leon Leon}}
+* {{playerid|372691442|Leonard Leonard}}
+* {{playerid|401747196|Leone Leone}}
+* {{playerid|368246518|Leonel Leonel}}
+* {{playerid|405387832|Leonte Leonte}}
+* {{playerid|110185114|Luca Luca}}
+* {{playerid|395218176|Pepe Pepe}}
+* {{playerid|462317902}} [[Pepe 'Pepe' Pepe]]
+* {{playerid|288942397|Pol Pol}}
+* {{playerid|320323279|Polat Polat}}
+* {{playerid|471661479}} [[Roberto Roberto]]
+* {{playerid|208984792|Sezer Sezer}}
+* {{playerid|181963588|Shaked Shaked}} - I can't imagine how his stomach feels!!!
+* {{playerid|25873027|Stefan Steffen-Steffen}}
+* {{playerid|511795074}} [[Tenzin Tenzin]]
+* {{playerid|29558793|Tudor Tudor}}
+* {{playerid|105404392|Turk Turk}}
+* {{playerid|176235879|Van Van}}
+== Crazy names ==
+* {{playerid|215170948|Aard Appel}} - "Earth Apple", which is Dutch for "Potato".
+* {{playerid|89588778|Alco Hol}} - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick.
+* {{playerid|154564544|Aladdin Muslim}}
+* {{playerid|364709355|Amaro Montenegro}} - Italian herbal liquor.
+* {{playerid|269313113|Anakin Skywalker}} - Unfortunately he doesn't play for [[The Darker Side]]
+* {{playerid|230345668|Arch Soldier}} - Field-tested.
+* {{playerid|209236944|Barış Savaş}} - Turkish for "peace war".
+* {{playerid|10937734|Basile Bastard}} - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain.
+* {{playerid|31280573|Beat Loser}}
+* {{playerid|35584615|Bebeto Canibal}} - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
+* {{playerid|40174093|Ben Dover}}
+* {{playerid|237703538|Black Race}} - Part of an antiquated worldview.
+* {{playerid|442268531|Bon-Joon Bing}}
+* {{playerid|27631586|Boy Panda}} - Endangered species
+* {{playerid|208135674|Brad Jolie}} - It's his decision...
+* {{playerid|260537497|Bruno Biondo}} - Brown and Blond hair in Italian
+* {{playerid|106155776|Bruno Viola}} - Brown and Violet hair in Italian
+* {{playerid|394047255|Bruno Orso}} - Italian for Brown Bear
+* {{playerid|217536255|Camp Butcher}}
+* {{playerid|82519327|Can Do}} - that's the spirit!
+* {{playerid|234311932|Cannon Smith}}- It's handcraft.
+* {{playerid|930259|Chr. d. VI}} - King of Denmark
+* {{playerid|36130050|Cock Bony}}
+* {{playerid|148413556|Cockatoo Sailor}}- Cock Sailor to his friends
+* {{playerid|143774832|Cockatoo Biggerstaff}} - He has a bigger staff.
+* {{playerid|323671165|Constant Wakker}} - "Wakker" is Dutch for "Awake".
+* {{playerid|217714350|Crystal Chafer}}
+* {{playerid|217716880|Crystal Darling}}
+* {{playerid|248081351|Delfino Curioso}} -a dolphin "acting" in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkDY762xLC8 a famous advertisement in Italy]
+* {{playerid|41917816|Ding Dong}}
+* {{playerid|72968753|Elano de la Morena}} - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
+* {{playerid|285053312|Ernst Lustig}} - German for "Serious funny"
+* {{playerid|47694445|Flip Funk}}
+* {{playerid|214260129|Friedensreich Krieger}} - German for "peaceful warrior"
+* {{playerid|230347092|Frost Cannon}}
+* {{playerid|63742749|Fu King-Chou}}
+* {{playerid|146448037|Gal X. Narkis}} - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
+* {{playerid|96832945|Gang Jang}}
+* {{playerid|47012999|Garip Buğday}} - Turkish for "strange wheat"
+* {{playerid|77693077|General Mosquito}}
+* {{playerid|154784020|Gerçek Adam}} - Turkish for "real man"
+* {{playerid|145274412|George Bushaway}} - Bush (go) away!
+* {{playerid|152919913|German Bich}}
+* {{playerid|201046146|Germán Pascagaza}} - Sounds like "paskakasa", which means "shitpile" in Finnish
+* {{playerid|39982988|Gordo Cabeção}} - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
+* {{playerid|36541544|Gustavo Sanguedolce}} - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
+* {{playerid|206797144|Gün Aydın}} - "günaydın" means "good morning" in Turkish
+* {{playerid|118225541|Harley Davidson}}
+* {{playerid|214766410|Hayati Top}} - Turkish for "vital ball"
+* {{playerid|115017524|Hein Eken}} - Famous Dutch beer brand
+* {{playerid|54486058|Hong Kong-Beng}}
+* {{playerid|6608630|Hu Huu}}
+* {{playerid|360326815|Hung Small}}
+* {{playerid|120804711|I Made Meka}}
+* {{playerid|209705810|I Made Ronaldo}}
+* {{playerid|25066021|İmdat Arı}} - Turkish for "Help! There is a bee!"
+* {{playerid|48706961|Jack Aas}}
+* {{playerid|242438815|Jack Asser}}
+* {{playerid|260684284|Jak Jabberwock}}
+* {{playerid|29722533|Jerker Taipale}}
+* {{playerid|308985896|Karl Frauenschläger}} - German for "Karl Womenbeater"
+* {{playerid|110835628|Kick Asser}}
+* {{playerid|139840581|Khoa La}} - Another player to the animal team
+* {{playerid|44244610|King Koch}}
+* {{playerid|32118434|Koen Aben}} - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
+* {{playerid|75489114|Kurt Batman}} - a renowned hero in his team
+* {{playerid|140390951|Laust Mønster}} - Lost Monster, can we sleep?
+* {{playerid|90645253|Long Bearcock}}
+* {{playerid|45444058|Long Wang}}
+* {{playerid|208060782|Major Beavers}}
+* {{playerid|315289494|Major Teucher}}
+* {{playerid|282921257|Man Hunter}}
+* {{playerid|206560946|Manny Doerner-Turk}} - Doener is a turkish food.
+* {{playerid|230897494|Manor Talker}} - Went into real estate negotiations?
+* {{playerid|139345236|Marcin Moczygęba}} Polish for "moisten mouth"
+* {{playerid|38861900|Mario Wanka}}
+* {{playerid|145626366|Markus Knusperhäuschen}} - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
+* {{playerid|120680860|Mate Matika}} - "Matematika" is math in Italian, Slovak, Czech and Croatian
+* {{playerid|25531774|Mats Engin}} - [[Match Engine|Often blamed for strange match results]]
+* {{playerid|287358208|Max Bass}}
+* {{playerid|146108927|Max Risk}}
+* {{playerid|57510084|Max Turbo}} - Quick specialty?
+* {{playerid|201274815|Memnun Kaleci}} - Turkish for "pleased goalkeeper"
+* {{playerid|31976236|Neema Babla}} - It means "There is no money" in Ukrainian & Russian slang
+* {{playerid|83458457|Nick De Bhal}} - "Nick the ball", ironically he's a goalkeeper.
+* {{playerid|11054466|Otto Matic}}
+* {{playerid|275169872|Ova Dunn}} - "Over done"
+* {{playerid|316187617|Ovidiu Zima}} - "Over due Zima" (Zima = an alcoholic drink)
+* {{playerid|37810882|Palle Due}} - Italian for "two balls"
+* {{playerid|120960658|Peer Citroen}} - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
+* {{playerid|178712185|Raivo Kala}} - Finnish for "crazy fish".
+* {{playerid|29362136|Randy Hamster}}
+* {{playerid|286267785|Renaud Peugeot}} - Just sounds like two famous car brands
+* {{playerid|110025181|Sacco Weah}} - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
+* {{playerid|77463344|Salah Alami}} - "Salami"
+* {{playerid|200951456|Satılmış Armağan}} - Turkish for "sold present"
+* {{playerid|17539796|Shakes Minge}} - "Minge" is Romanian for "balls"
+* {{playerid|128504566|Solmaz Gül}} - Turkish for "rose that doesn't wither"
+* {{playerid|229929085|Squid Commander}} - This has always been my dream job.
+* {{playerid|128413558|Squid Day}} - Thank you!
+* {{playerid|40156904|Stanley Duvuduvukulu}}
+* {{playerid|259744115|Steven Juggernaut}} - Don't make him angry
+* {{playerid|236123644|Stoner Fist}}
+* {{playerid|130376649|Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie}} - Mongol Uls U-20 international "keeper"
+* {{playerid|279246957|Tante Miranda}} - Dutch for "aunt Miranda"
+* {{playerid|145290794|Toby Assman}} - What is he trying to defend?
+* {{playerid|39096473|Toon de Liefde}} - Dutch for "show the love"
+* {{playerid|101467049|Tor Jæger}} - German for "goalhunter"
+* {{playerid|16785734|Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe}} - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
+* {{playerid|50368918|Uros Orava}} - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
+* {{playerid|241856370|Urpo Makkara}} - Finnish for "Dumbass sausage"
+* {{playerid|90029672|Wiet Tabak}} - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
+* {{playerid|241047359|Wil Free}}
+* {{playerid|164098185|Will Do}} - Time to time
+* {{playerid|56205506|Will Playfair}} - Not booked very often by the referee
+* {{playerid|98299231|Willi De Cock}}
+* {{playerid|21908206|You Yo-Yo}}
+* {{playerid|109218491|Yvon Parr}} - should be a golfer, not a football player
+* {{playerid|31565424|Zac Patat}} - Dutch for "bag of chips"
+; Misspelling of "Brian"'s series
+* {{playerid|56092866|Brain Baker}}
+* {{playerid|49105936|Brain Beam}}
+* {{playerid|262647557|Brain Bloom}}
+* {{playerid|160071755|Brain Buckler}}
+* {{playerid|259730296|Brain Bull}}
+* {{playerid|271370627|Brain Capper}}
+* {{playerid|165370703|Brain Carbon}}
+* {{playerid|244095515|Brain Court}}
+* {{playerid|153141173|Brain Day}}
+* {{playerid|205513434|Brain Goblet}}
+* {{playerid|262375982|Brain Painter}}
+* {{playerid|157359467|Brain Slater}}
+* {{playerid|244926836|Brain Smith}}
+; The "Richard"'s series - Beware!
+* {{playerid|268516499|Dick Armour}}
+* {{playerid|257318060|Dick Beaver}}
+* {{playerid|70296417|Dick Bender}}
+* {{playerid|249907580|Dick Bill}}
+* {{playerid|215846024|Dick Blind}}
+* {{playerid|64040263|Dick Blunt}}
+* {{playerid|235776569|Dick Bolt}}
+* {{playerid|262665542|Dick Boom}}
+* {{playerid|44986907|Dick Boot}} - Required by a walking one.
+* {{playerid|20242253|Dick Burger}}
+* {{playerid|188458580|Dick Burns}}
+* {{playerid|267251625|Dick Butler}}
+* {{playerid|120780221|Dick Cleaver}}
+* {{playerid|179582886|Dick Cumming}} - !!!
+* {{playerid|252859774|Dick Dancer}}
+* {{playerid|185134768|Dick de Cock}}
+* {{playerid|153304718|Dick Frame}}
+* {{playerid|177222295|Dick Gay}}
+* {{playerid|13188138|Dick Hamburger}}
+* {{playerid|109983484|Dick Harder}}
+* {{playerid|354909020|Dick Marks}}
+* {{playerid|180036705|Dick Sellers}} - They have a stall at the weekly market.
+* {{playerid|11238080|Dick Small}}
+* {{playerid|15008633|Dick Surgeon}}
+* {{playerid|82149283|Manuel Dick}}<!--
+Not included:
+* {{playerid|206804636|Alain Mangiaratti}} - Italian for Alain "eats rats"
+* {{playerid|407445773|Alan Mangiacavalli}} - Italian for Alan "eats horses"
+* {{playerid|335449148|Amaro Luciano}}
+* {{playerid|413969331|Frank French}}
+* {{playerid|69979015|Heiko Naaktgeboren}} - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
+* {{playerid|230234798|Holger Heim-Vorteil}} - "Heimvorteil" is German for "home field advantage"
+* {{playerid|116297679|Joselito Orelha}}
+* {{playerid|32083923|Major Dumas}}
+* {{playerid|214193841|Mehmet Özgür Dağcı}} - "özgür dağcı" means "free mountain climber" in Turkish
+* {{playerid|110242528|Pablo Fabian Mangiaterra}} - Italian for Pablo Fabian "eats soil"
+* {{playerid|229768897|Pete Archmaster}}
+* {{playerid|87150362|Rui Sardinha}}- "Sardine" in Portuguese
-== Other funny names ==
+-->
-* Aard Appel {{playerid|215170948}} - "Earth Apple", which is Dutch for "Potato"
-* Adrián Shreckenhammer {{playerid|346611196}} - "Schreckenhammer" is German for "scarehammer"/"hammer of terror"
-* Alco Hol {{playerid|89588778}} - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick
-* Aladdin Muslim {{playerid|154564544}}
-* Anakin Skywalker {{playerid|269313113}}
-* Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson {{playerid|125311786}}
-* Andreas 'Penis' Palmström {{playerid|80262088}}
-* Angry Death {{playerid|78701824}} - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).
-* Antti Kristo {{playerid|179906095}} - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
-* Arch Soldier {{playerid|230345668}} - Field-tested.
-* Barış Savaş {{playerid|209236944}} - Turkish for "peace war"
-* Basile Bastard {{playerid|10937734}} - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain
-* Beat Loser {{playerid|31280573}}
-* Bebeto Canibal {{playerid|35584615}} - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
-* Beck Demonlord {{playerid|226817566}} - Probably the very last of his species.
-* Ben Dover {{playerid|40174093}}
-* Black Race {{playerid|237703538}} - Part of an antiquated worldview.
-* Bob {{playerid|109567443}} - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]
-* Boe Boe {{playerid|57984141}}- Dutch sounds of a cow
-* Boy Panda {{playerid|27631586}} - Endangered species
-* Brad Jolie {{playerid|208135674}} - It's his decision...
-* Brain Baker {{playerid|56092866}}
-* Brain Beam {{playerid|49105936}}
-* Brain Bloom {{playerid|262647557}}
-* Brain Buckler {{playerid|160071755}}
-* Brain Bull {{playerid|259730296}}
-* Brain Capper {{playerid|271370627}}
-* Brain Carbon {{playerid|165370703}}
-* Brain Court {{playerid|244095515}}
-* Brain Day {{playerid|153141173}} - Today is mine.
-* Brain Goblet {{playerid|205513434}}
-* Brain Painter {{playerid|262375982}}
-* Brain Slater {{playerid|157359467}}
-* Brain Smith {{playerid|244926836}}
-* Brian "75D" Madsen {{playerid|1530718}} - some girls are jealous of him
-* Camp Butcher {{playerid|217536255}}
-* Can Do {{playerid|82519327}} - that's the spirit!
-* Cannon Smith {{playerid|234311932}}- It's handcraft.
-* Casimiro Concha {{playerid|71954213}} - Spanish for "I almost see a pussy"
-* Cin Ali Kızkaçıran {{playerid|212154785}} - Turkish for "Demon Ali the Girl Kidnapper"
-* Champ Battlelord {{playerid|234312175}} - Obviously the personification of invincibility.
-* Chau Keng Chao {{playerid|161076907}} - "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.
-* Christian Bones {{playerid|269394046}} - All that was left of them?
-* Christian Wanker {{playerid|139779402}} - Religiously Handy
-* Chr. d. VI {{playerid|930259}} - King of Denmark
-* Cock Bony {{playerid|36130050}}
-* Cockatoo Sailor {{playerid|148413556}}- Cock Sailor to his friends
-* Cockatoo Biggerstaff {{playerid|143774832}} - He has a bigger staff.
-* Constant Wakker {{playerid|323671165}} - "Wakker" is Dutch for "Awake".
-* Constantin Hell {{playerid|64768415}} - A rather subjective retrospective.
-* Crystal Chafer {{playerid|217714350}}
-* Crystal Darling {{playerid|217716880}}
-* Dale Warlord {{playerid|238196495}} - Can get both negative & positive terrain SE's.
-* Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra {{playerid|54267748}} - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is ...
-* Dark Pearl {{playerid|217720301}} - Nae worries, he's just a small black marble.
-* Dark Smith {{playerid|247612200}} - He hopefully isn't forging any major evil.
-* Dark Wellfare {{playerid|250145295}} - It's all in good cause.
-* Delfino Curioso {{playerid|248081351}} - is the dolphin of a famous advertisement in Italy [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkDY762xLC8]
-* Demon Sheath {{playerid|228622802}} - What's in there?
-* Diamond Temple {{playerid|217536896}} - Quite stunning piece of architecture.
-* Dick Marks {{playerid|354909020}}
-* Dick Armour {{playerid|268516499}}
-* Dick Beaver {{playerid|257318060}} - Beware!
-* Dick Bender {{playerid|70296417}} - No thanks, I'm pleased with mine being straight.
-* Dick Bill {{playerid|249907580}} - I always end up paying for its needs.
-* Dick Blind {{playerid|215846024}} - I'm no sodomite, just ...
-* Dick Blunt {{playerid|64040263}} - A sign of wear.
-* Dick Bolt {{playerid|235776569}} - Put it anywhere.
-* Dick Boom {{playerid|262665542}}
-* Dick Boot {{playerid|44986907}} - Required by a walking one.
-* Dick Burger {{playerid|20242253}}
-* Dick Burns {{playerid|188458580}}
-* Dick Butler {{playerid|267251625}} - Sheer luxury.
-* Dick Cleaver {{playerid|120780221}} - Don't let him get you.
-* Dick Cumming {{playerid|179582886}}
-* Dick Dancer {{playerid|252859774}}
-* Dick de Cock {{playerid|185134768}}
-* Dick Dick {{playerid|49705273}}
-* Dick Frame {{playerid|153304718}} - A non-sexist expression for something.
-* Dick Gay {{playerid|177222295}}
-* Dick Hamburger {{playerid|13188138}}
-* Dick Harder {{playerid|109983484}}
-* Dick Lick {{playerid|224843556}}
-* Dick Rucker {{playerid|80713235}} - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"
-* Dick Sellers {{playerid|180036705}} - They have a stall at the weekly market.
-* Dick Small {{playerid|11238080}}
-* Dick Surgeon {{playerid|15008633}} - You probably have received email from this guy
-* Dick Toon {{playerid|75438709}} - Also known as Hentai.
-* Dicky Focker {{playerid|60005670}}
-* Ding Dong {{playerid|41917816}}
-* Dode Prins {{playerid|282860805}} - Dutch for "Dead Prince"
-* Dragon Ravenhall {{playerid|259716191}}
-* Drek Phantom {{playerid|242527156}}
-* Earnest Priest {{playerid|260696017}}
-* Elano de la Morena {{playerid|72968753}} - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
-* Ernst Lustig {{playerid|285053312}} - German for "Serious funny"
-* Fatty Smeltz {{playerid|98663775}}
-* Fan Pu-La {{playerid|11111251}} - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
-* Faustin Hure {{playerid|252424906}} - German "Faust in Hure" translates "fist in whore".
-* Felice Dalla Sega {{playerid|91241016}} - Italian for "happy with handjob"?
-* Flip Funk {{playerid|47694445}}
-* Friedensreich Krieger {{playerid|214260129}} - German for "peaceful warrior"
-* Frost Cannon {{playerid|230347092}}
-* Fu King-Chou {{playerid|63742749}}
-* Gal X. Narkis {{playerid|146448037}} - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
-* Gang Jang {{playerid|96832945}}
-* Gavin Dorsett, III {{playerid|92378997}} - A football playing king?
-* Gaylord Ball {{playerid|179927587}}
-* Gaylord Curry {{playerid|114450279}}
-* Gaylord Powers {{playerid|14420151}}
-* Garip Buğday {{playerid|47012999}} - Turkish for "strange wheat"
-* General Mosquito {{playerid|77693077}}
-* Gerçek Adam {{playerid|154784020}} - Turkish for "real man"
-* George Bushaway {{playerid|145274412}}- Bush away!
-* German Bich {{playerid|152919913}}
-* Germán Pascagaza {{playerid|201046146}} - Sounds like "paskakasa", which means "shitpile" in Finnish
-* Gilbert Bonecrusher {{playerid|217536993}} - See them splinter!
-* Gold Northernor {{playerid|227278793}}
-* Gordo Cabeção {{playerid|39982988}} - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
-* Gotthelf Freibier {{playerid|66937476}} - German for "Godhelp Freebeer"
-* Gustavo Sanguedolce {{playerid|36541544}} - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
-* Gün Aydın {{playerid|206797144}} - "günaydın" means "good morning" in Turkish
-* Ha Ha {{playerid|112897227}} - A true clown.
-* Harley Davidson {{playerid|118225541}}
-* Harry Ball {{playerid|57494446}}
-* Harry Hole {{playerid|130799800}} - Kind of self-explanitory
-* Harry Vagana {{playerid|121447243}}
-* Hasse Gott {{playerid|28162320}} - German for "I hate God"
-* Hayati Top  {{playerid|214766410}} - Turkish for "vital ball"
-* Heiko Naaktgeboren {{playerid|69979015}} - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
-* Hein Eken {{playerid|115017524}} - Famous Dutch beer brand
-* He She {{playerid|71666210}}
-* Hennes Diller {{playerid|109199101}} - A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
-* Holger Heim-Vorteil {{playerid|230234798}} - "Heimvorteil" is German for "home field advantage"
-* Home Gloombard {{playerid|222824783}} - He probably better stays in the house.
-* Hong Kong-Beng {{playerid|54486058}}
-* Horst Grosskopf {{playerid|68330044}} - it figures what his speciality is...
-* Hu Huu {{playerid|6608630}}
-* Hung Small {{playerid|360326815}}
-* I-Q {{playerid|5203016}}
-* I Made Meka {{playerid|120804711}} - He created Mek(k)a
-* I Made Ronaldo {{playerid|209705810}} - He created Ronaldo
-* Innar Äss {{playerid|185916996}}
-* İmdat Arı {{playerid|25066021}} - Turkish for "Help! There is a bee!"
-* Ion Waraxe {{playerid|227650562}} - Oh well, that might do.
-* Jack Aas {{playerid|48706961}}
-* Jack Asser {{playerid|242438815}} - ''Does'' try everything at home!
-* Jak Jabberwock {{playerid|260684284}}
-* Jako Kurve {{playerid|95898286}} - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch".
-* Jean Jean {{playerid|28997907}}
-* Jean Jean-Jean {{playerid|6142192}}
-* Jerker Taipale {{playerid|29722533}}
-* Jesús {{playerid|90309422}}
-* Jesús Killer {{playerid|68850295}}
-* Jesus Lemonade {{playerid|115601422}}
-* Jesús Mesías {{playerid|65666388}}
-* Jesús Mohamed {{playerid|36297079}}
-* John St John {{playerid|92847956}}
-* Joselito Orelha {{playerid|116297679}}
-* Karl {{playerid|72252405}}
-* Karl Frauenschläger {{playerid|308985896}} - German for "Karl Womenbeater"
-* Kelvan Mindshadow {{playerid|221912019}}
-* Kick Asser {{playerid|110835628}}
-* Khoa La {{playerid|139840581}} - Another player to the animal team
-* King Koch {{playerid|44244610}}
-* Koen Aben {{playerid|32118434}} - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
-* Kurt Batman {{playerid|75489114}} - a renowned hero in his team
-* La La {{playerid|45601760}}
-* Lance Lance {{playerid|17866979}}
-* Lamon Lamon {{playerid|6668876}}
-* Laust Mønster {{playerid|140390951}}- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
-* Leandro Lamelo {{playerid|108969287}} - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
-* Li Li {{playerid|6895133}}
-* Li On {{playerid|125868285}} - big cat of the jungle
-* Long Bearcock {{playerid|90645253}}
-* Long Doppleganger {{playerid|215282136}} Apart from his size he could be you.
-* Long Wang {{playerid|45444058}}
-* Luki Heer {{playerid|178820050}} "Lookie here"-he likes to always get his point accross.
-* Maik Seemen {{playerid|30441406}} - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.
-* Major Beavers {{playerid|208060782}}
-* Major Dumas {{playerid|32083923}}
-* Malte Schmuddelwetter {{playerid|117118751}} - German for "Painted beastly weather"
-* Man Hunter {{playerid|282921257}}
-* Manny Doerner-Turk {{playerid|206560946}} - Doener is a turkish food.
-* Mana Merchant {{playerid|23887995}} - If you're short of magical power but have some gp ...
-* Manor Talker {{playerid|230897494}} - Went into real estate negotiations?
-* Manuel Dick {{playerid|82149283}}
-* Marcin Moczygęba {{playerid|139345236}} Polish for "moisten mouth"
-* Mario Wanka {{playerid|38861900}}
-* Markus Knusperhäuschen {{playerid|145626366}} - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
-* Mate Matika {{playerid|120680860}} - Matematika is math in Slovak, Czech and Croatian
-* Mats Engin {{playerid|25531774}} - "Match Engine", often blamed for strange match results
-* Matthew Dungeonmaster {{playerid|233282224}} - For a small fee Matthew produces underworld expertises.
-* Max Bass {{playerid|287358208}}
-* Max Risk {{playerid|146108927}}
-* Max Turbo {{playerid|57510084}} - Quick specialty?
-* Maxim Saifutdinov {{playerid|50927601}} - In Romanian, Saifutdinov roughly translates to "I'll f* ck them again"
-* Mehmet Özgür Dağcı {{playerid|214193841}} - "özgür dağcı" means "free mountain climber" in Turkish
-* Memnun Kaleci {{playerid|201274815}} - Turkish for "pleased goalkeeper"
-* Messias Barbi {{playerid|269559043}}
-* Mike Hunt {{playerid|19637679}}- Sounds like "My 'cunt'" (Slang for vagina)
-* Mongo Shootie-Pootie {{playerid|76212580}}
-* Moses Christian {{playerid|80687423}}
-* Neema Babla {{playerid|31976236}} - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"
-* Nick De Bhal {{playerid|83458457}} - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
-* Niklas 'Pupp' Gullander {{playerid|72386098}} - Pupp is norwegian for tit
-* Ond {{playerid|88901609}}- Ond = Evil in Norwegian
-* Onkel Rosin {{playerid|49070393}} - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"
-* Otto Matic {{playerid|11054466}}
-* Ova Dunn {{playerid|275169872}}
-* Ovidiu Zima {{playerid|316187617}} - Zima = an alcoholic drink. (Over due Zima)
-* Paul 'Fettan' Herblad {{playerid|27764033}} - Fettan = vagina in Swedish
-* Palle Due {{playerid|37810882}} - Italian for "two balls"
-* Peder Bom {{playerid|114789842}} - Slovenian for "I'll be homo."
-* Peer Citroen {{playerid|120960658}} - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
-* Per Vo {{playerid|39572560}}- Pervo is Finnish, Norwegian and Swedish slang for a pervert person.
-* Pete Archmaster {{playerid|229768897}}
-* Petur Páll í Píkuni {{playerid|200037880}} - Petur Páll (Icelandic name) í Píkuni (Icelandic for: in the vagina)
-* Pian Kuo-Lee {{playerid|63742362}} - Finnish for "Will die soon". Player is currently in a bot team.
-* Pierce Carnage {{playerid|257955521}}
-* Pierce Stone {{playerid|15472083}}
-* Priest Blocker {{playerid|141761636}}
-* Priest Hunt {{playerid|253520103}}
-* Priest Lord {{playerid|165950535}}
-* Priest Mace {{playerid|233912828}}
-* Priest Power {{playerid|247703819}}
-* Pu Si {{playerid|6656589}}
-* Raivo Kala {{playerid|178712185}} - Finnish for "crazy fish".
-* Randy Hamster {{playerid|29362136}}
-* Renaud Peugeot {{playerid|286267785}} - Just sounds like two famous car brands
-* Rens Kosten {{playerid|8928614}} - Danish for "clean the broom"
-* Riny {{playerid|72237234}}
-* Rui Sardinha {{playerid|87150362}}- Sardine in Portuguese
-* Sacco Weah {{playerid|110025181}} - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
-* Salah Alami {{playerid|77463344}}
-* Sarge Demonlord {{playerid|232260746}} - It's time to commend one's soul to God once this officer advances.
-* Satılmış Armağan {{playerid|200951456}} - Turkish for "sold present"
-* Sezer Sezer {{playerid|208984792}}
-* Shaked Shaked {{playerid|181963588}} - I can't imagine how his stomach feels!!!
-* Shakes Minge {{playerid|17539796}}
-* She He {{playerid|27100093}} - A shemale
-* Solmaz Gül {{playerid|128504566}} - Turkish for "rose that doesn't wither"
-* Squid Commander {{playerid|229929085}} - This has always been my dream job.
-* Squid Day {{playerid|128413558}} - A feast.
-* Stanley Duvuduvukulu {{playerid|40156904}}
-* Stefan Steffen-Steffen {{playerid|25873027}}
-* Steven Juggernaut {{playerid|259744115}}
-* Stoner Fist {{playerid|236123644}}
-* Storm Steel {{playerid|250802299}}
-* Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie {{playerid|130376649}} - Mongol Uls U-20 international 'keeper
-* Sultan Demon {{playerid|228867591}}
-* Tante Miranda {{playerid|279246957}} - Dutch for "aunt Miranda"
-* Thor Hammer {{playerid|46754809}} - Maybe when he shoots, the lightning strikes?
-* Tit Curl {{playerid|207842869}} - Right on the nipple.
-* Tit Fakin {{playerid|253996901}} - Silicone & what have you.
-* Tit Mac {{playerid|266266645}} - Yum!
-* Tit Rant {{playerid|250576955}} - Say your piece.
-* Toby Assman {{playerid|145290794}} - What is he trying to defend?
-* Toon de Liefde {{playerid|39096473}} - Dutch for "show the love"
-* Tor Jæger {{playerid|101467049}} - German for "goalhunter"
-* Tudor Tudor {{playerid|29558793}} - www.tudor.se (swedish car battries)
-* Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe {{playerid|16785734}} - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
-* Uros Orava {{playerid|50368918}} - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
-* Urpo Makkara {{playerid|241856370}} - Finnish for "Dumbass sausage"
-* Vasily Pupkin {{playerid|39269628}} - Russian for "John Doe"
-* Virus Bladecaster {{playerid|254310197}}
-* Walter Wanker {{playerid|25839246}}
-* Wankegh Heddache  {{playerid|195806474}} Ouch...
-* Warburton Battlelord {{playerid|217537636}} - Champ's younger brother. No less ferocious as you can guess from the name.
-* Wiet Tabak {{playerid|90029672}} - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
-* Will Do {{playerid|164098185}}
-* Will Playfair {{playerid|56205506}} - Not booked very often by the referee
-* Willi De Cock {{playerid|98299231}}
-* You Yo-Yo {{playerid|21908206}}
-* Yvon Parr {{playerid|109218491}} - should be a golfer, not a soccer player
-* Zac Patat {{playerid|31565424}} - Dutch for "bag of chips"
-* Zak Warlord {{playerid|230346973}}
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