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INTERWIKI

Funny things and records about players names based on a trending topic and very popular and active discussions in the forum.

Shorter names

Players with the shortest name in Hattrick:

0 characters

(164809796) - no name at first, then he was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later (sold for 1,145,000 US$).

2 characters

3 characters

Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of Bob Sunesson.
I-Q (5203016)

4 characters

5 characters (including space)

Longer Names

Players with the longest name:

56 characters

(245094299) Justus-Alexander Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - the Argentine one who came to beat the reigning champion Martin Christof.

55 characters

(171982397) Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - part of the same series of Peckelsheim family, had the longest known player name in Hattrick for a long time.
(247874540) Joachim Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg - Another Argentine and the longest one of the Waldeck-Limpurg family.

54 characters

53 characters

52 characters

51 characters

(17388545) Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick.He was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.

50 characters

49 characters

48 characters

46 characters

41 characters

36 characters

35 characters

Robotic +C34 Range

Clone players created due to an error mainly between October and November 2002:

Nicknames

Further information: Nickname

Before Hattrick Gears, nicknames were very rare:

Double names

First name identical to surname:

Crazy names

Misspelling of "Brian"'s series

The "Richard"'s series - Beware!

Funny names: Difference between revisions

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Longer Names

Robotic +C34 Range

Nicknames

Double names

Crazy names

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-== Weird Names ==
+{{interwiki/Funny names}}
+Funny things and records about [[player]]s names based on a trending topic and very popular and active discussions in the [[forum]].
+[[File:Player 171982397.png|frame]]
+== Shorter names ==
+Players with the shortest name in Hattrick:
+; 0 characters
+* {{playerid|164809796}} - <small>no name at first, then he was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later (sold for 1,145,000 US$). </small>
+; 2 characters
+* {{playerid|149889718|Ye}}
+* {{playerid|72235698|Co}}
+* {{playerid|70120821|Li}}
+* {{playerid|57585350|Ko}}
+* {{playerid|28747795|Oh}}
+* {{playerid|8195188|Yi}}
+* {{playerid|418236|Pi}} - Youth Squad Scout.
+; 3 characters
+* Bob {{playerid|109567443}} - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]].
+* I-Q {{playerid|5203016|}}
+; 4 characters
+* {{playerid|72252405|Karl}}
+* {{playerid|72237234|Riny}}
+; 5 characters (including space)
+* {{playerid|112897227|Ha Ha}} - A real clown.
+* {{playerid|45601760|La La}}
+* {{playerid|6895133|Li Li}}
+* {{playerid|125868285|Li On}} - big cat of the jungle.
-*'''I-Q''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=5203016 5203016])
+== Longer Names ==
+Players with the longest name:
+; 56 characters
+* {{playerid|245094299}} [[Justus-Alexander Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim]] - the Argentine one who came to beat the reigning champion Martin Christof.
+; 55 characters
+* {{playerid|171982397|Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - part of the same series of Peckelsheim family, had the longest known player name in Hattrick for a long time.
+* {{playerid|247874540|Joachim Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}} - Another Argentine and the longest one of the Waldeck-Limpurg family.
+; 54 characters
+* {{playerid|103391259|Jasper Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}}
+; 53 characters
+* {{playerid|203699395|Merlin Tobias Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - Part of a great footballing family.
+* {{playerid|90041237|Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - He had the longest (known) player name in Hattrick for a long time.
+* {{playerid|192715137|Holger Hubertus Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}} - Young bloke tangents Fred-Bernhard's (now outdated) record.
+* {{playerid|228271433|Peer-Augustin Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - The Swiss second cousin of the family.
+; 52 characters
+* {{playerid|291747598}} [[Anton-Johann Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim]] - Sub keeper for the [[Caherlistrane Minors]].
+* {{playerid|47643024|Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
+* {{playerid|210632560|Clemens Wenzel Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}}
+; 51 characters
+* {{playerid|17388545|Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick.<small>He was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.</small>
+; 50 characters
+* {{playerid|124522504|Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}}
+* {{playerid|50978151|Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}}
+; 49 characters
+* {{playerid|28651109|Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten}}
+* {{playerid|440227716|Calvin-Alexander Behrenreiter-Prziemski Scharnitz}}
+; 48 characters
+* {{playerid|354752235|Robert-Jan Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}}
+; 46 characters
+* {{playerid|22948541|Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}}
+; 41 characters
+* {{playerid|72781238|Bartholdus Fürst von Bismarck-Schönhausen}} - At the time, the longest name for a YA player.
+; 36 characters
+* {{playerid|437274853}} [[Cedric Michael Mondry von Dombrowski]] - World Champion with Italian NT.
+; 35 characters
+* {{playerid|1235673|Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan}} - 35 longest first name.
+* {{playerid|470763227}} [[Boniface Randrianasolonomenjanahar]] - 35 longest single last name.<!--
-=== Robotic +C34 Range ===
+Not included:
-*'''Don Helmus+C34''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=6021333 6021333])
+* {{playerid|???|Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - 45 characters
-*'''Menno Helmus+C34''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=5541795 5541795])
+* {{playerid|100876982|Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}} - 43 characters
-*'''Boris Helmus+C34''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=6095814 6095814])
+* {{playerid|260900727|Florian Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}} - 40 characters
-*'''Quincy Helmus+C34''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=6949575 6949575])
+* {{playerid|332732154|Konrad Freiherr zu Inn- und Knyphausen}} - 38
-*'''Nick Helmus+C34''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=5400511 5400511])
+* {{playerid|30849116|Boris Freiherr zu Inn- und Knyphausen}} - 37
-*'''Raymond Helmus+C34''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=6957296 6957296])
+* {{playerid|127391278|Wanderlei Puente De Los Arroyos Soler}} - 37
-*'''Joep Helmus+C34''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=1705960 1705960])
+* {{playerid|266572336|Sebastião Francisco Fernandes Basto}} - 35
+* {{playerid|326988048|Laurenz Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten}} - 35
+* {{playerid|286195132|Sylvain de Dieudonné de Corbeek over Loo}} - 34
+* [[Fernando Adrián de Paullo Waldfogiel]] - 32
+* {{playerid|22757384|Daniel Liebermann vom Sonnenberg}} - 32
+* {{playerid|234113129|Joaquín Lafuente Manso de Zuñiga}} - 32 -->
-== Long Names ==
+== Robotic +C34 Range ==
+Clone players created due to an error mainly between October and November 2002:
+* {{playerid|6957296}} [[Raymond Helmus+C34]]
+* {{playerid|6949575}} [[Quincy 'Cyborg' Helmus+C34]]
+* {{playerid|6021333|Don Helmus+C34}}
+* {{playerid|6095814}} [[Boris Helmus+C34]]
+* {{playerid|5541795|Menno Helmus+C34}}
+* {{playerid|5400511}} [[Nick Helmus+C34]]
+* {{playerid|1705960|Joep Helmus+C34}}
-* '''Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=171982397 171982397]) - 55 characters, part of the same series of Peckelsheim brothers, has the longest known player name in Hattrick.
+== Nicknames ==
-* '''Jasper Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=103391259 103391259]) - 54 characters, has ended his career, but the name can be found when searched by ID.
+{{See|Nickname}}
-* '''Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=90041237 90041237]) - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, had the longest (known) player name in Hattrick for a long time.
+Before [[Hattrick Gears]], nicknames were very rare:
-* '''Holger Hubertus Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=192715137 192715137]) - 53 characters, young bloke tangents Fred-Bernhard's (now outdated) record.
+* {{playerid|125311786|Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson}}
-* '''Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=47643024 47643024]) - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
+* {{playerid|80262088|Andreas 'Penis' Palmström}}
-* '''Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=17388545 17388545]) - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in [[Hattrick]]. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
+* {{playerid|1530718|Brian "75D" Madsen}}
-* '''Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=124522504 124522504]) - 50 characters
+* {{playerid|92378997|Gavin Dorsett, III}} - A king playing football?
-* '''Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=50978151 50978151]) - 50 characters
+* {{playerid|183408201|Vannak 'veni vidi vici' Vong}}
-* '''Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=28651109 28651109]) - 49 characters
-* '''Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=22948541 22948541]) - 46 characters
-* '''Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=47746666 47746666]) - 45 characters
-* '''Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=100876982 100876982]) - 43 characters
-* '''Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=1235673 1235673]) - 35 characters, longest first name.
-== Short Names ==
+== Double names ==
+First name identical to surname:
+* {{playerid|398266901|Amar Amar}}
+* {{playerid|358806986|Amaro Amaro}}
+* {{playerid|316461694|Aram Aram}}
+* {{playerid|256636870|Bar Bar}}
+* {{playerid|347229242|Barak Barak}}
+* {{playerid|57984141|Boe Boe}} - Also Dutch sounds of a cow
+* {{playerid|168763999|Bonifácio Bonifácio}}
+* {{playerid|304258443|Boris Boris}}
+* {{playerid|248194287|Camilo Camilo}}
+* {{playerid|194894295|Can Can}} - The can-can achieved popularity in music halls in 1800s
+* {{playerid|102788831|Candido Candido}}
+* {{playerid|362216313|Cansever Cansever}}
+* {{playerid|49705273|Dick Dick}}
+* {{playerid|57141228|Franco Franco}}
+* {{playerid|300305996|Giuliano Giuliano}}
+* {{playerid|28997907|Jean Jean}}
+* {{playerid|6142192|Jean Jean-Jean}}
+* {{playerid|92847956|John St John}}
+* {{playerid|17866979|Lance Lance}}
+* {{playerid|441446338|Leo Leo}}
+* {{playerid|308595928|Leon Leon}}
+* {{playerid|372691442|Leonard Leonard}}
+* {{playerid|401747196|Leone Leone}}
+* {{playerid|368246518|Leonel Leonel}}
+* {{playerid|405387832|Leonte Leonte}}
+* {{playerid|110185114|Luca Luca}}
+* {{playerid|395218176|Pepe Pepe}}
+* {{playerid|462317902}} [[Pepe 'Pepe' Pepe]]
+* {{playerid|288942397|Pol Pol}}
+* {{playerid|320323279|Polat Polat}}
+* {{playerid|471661479}} [[Roberto Roberto]]
+* {{playerid|208984792|Sezer Sezer}}
+* {{playerid|181963588|Shaked Shaked}} - I can't imagine how his stomach feels!!!
+* {{playerid|25873027|Stefan Steffen-Steffen}}
+* {{playerid|511795074}} [[Tenzin Tenzin]]
+* {{playerid|29558793|Tudor Tudor}}
+* {{playerid|105404392|Turk Turk}}
+* {{playerid|176235879|Van Van}}
-* '''Oh''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=28747795 28747795])
+== Crazy names ==
-* '''Li''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=70120821 70120821])
+* {{playerid|215170948|Aard Appel}} - "Earth Apple", which is Dutch for "Potato".
-* '''Co''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=72235698 72235698])
+* {{playerid|89588778|Alco Hol}} - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick.
-* '''Yi''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=8195188 8195188]) - fired
+* {{playerid|154564544|Aladdin Muslim}}
-* '''Ko''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=57585350 57585350])
+* {{playerid|364709355|Amaro Montenegro}} - Italian herbal liquor.
-* '''Ye''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=149889718 149889718])
+* {{playerid|269313113|Anakin Skywalker}} - Unfortunately he doesn't play for [[The Darker Side]]
-* '''Pi''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=418236 418236]) Youth Squad Scout
+* {{playerid|230345668|Arch Soldier}} - Field-tested.
-* '''  ''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=164809796 164809796]) - no name at first, but was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later, sold for 1,145,000
+* {{playerid|209236944|Barış Savaş}} - Turkish for "peace war".
-Players with the shortest name in Hattrick
+* {{playerid|10937734|Basile Bastard}} - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain.
+* {{playerid|31280573|Beat Loser}}
+* {{playerid|35584615|Bebeto Canibal}} - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
+* {{playerid|40174093|Ben Dover}}
+* {{playerid|237703538|Black Race}} - Part of an antiquated worldview.
+* {{playerid|442268531|Bon-Joon Bing}}
+* {{playerid|27631586|Boy Panda}} - Endangered species
+* {{playerid|208135674|Brad Jolie}} - It's his decision...
+* {{playerid|260537497|Bruno Biondo}} - Brown and Blond hair in Italian
+* {{playerid|106155776|Bruno Viola}} - Brown and Violet hair in Italian
+* {{playerid|394047255|Bruno Orso}} - Italian for Brown Bear
+* {{playerid|217536255|Camp Butcher}}
+* {{playerid|82519327|Can Do}} - that's the spirit!
+* {{playerid|234311932|Cannon Smith}}- It's handcraft.
+* {{playerid|930259|Chr. d. VI}} - King of Denmark
+* {{playerid|36130050|Cock Bony}}
+* {{playerid|148413556|Cockatoo Sailor}}- Cock Sailor to his friends
+* {{playerid|143774832|Cockatoo Biggerstaff}} - He has a bigger staff.
+* {{playerid|323671165|Constant Wakker}} - "Wakker" is Dutch for "Awake".
+* {{playerid|217714350|Crystal Chafer}}
+* {{playerid|217716880|Crystal Darling}}
+* {{playerid|248081351|Delfino Curioso}} -a dolphin "acting" in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkDY762xLC8 a famous advertisement in Italy]
+* {{playerid|41917816|Ding Dong}}
+* {{playerid|72968753|Elano de la Morena}} - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
+* {{playerid|285053312|Ernst Lustig}} - German for "Serious funny"
+* {{playerid|47694445|Flip Funk}}
+* {{playerid|214260129|Friedensreich Krieger}} - German for "peaceful warrior"
+* {{playerid|230347092|Frost Cannon}}
+* {{playerid|63742749|Fu King-Chou}}
+* {{playerid|146448037|Gal X. Narkis}} - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
+* {{playerid|96832945|Gang Jang}}
+* {{playerid|47012999|Garip Buğday}} - Turkish for "strange wheat"
+* {{playerid|77693077|General Mosquito}}
+* {{playerid|154784020|Gerçek Adam}} - Turkish for "real man"
+* {{playerid|145274412|George Bushaway}} - Bush (go) away!
+* {{playerid|152919913|German Bich}}
+* {{playerid|201046146|Germán Pascagaza}} - Sounds like "paskakasa", which means "shitpile" in Finnish
+* {{playerid|39982988|Gordo Cabeção}} - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
+* {{playerid|36541544|Gustavo Sanguedolce}} - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
+* {{playerid|206797144|Gün Aydın}} - "günaydın" means "good morning" in Turkish
+* {{playerid|118225541|Harley Davidson}}
+* {{playerid|214766410|Hayati Top}} - Turkish for "vital ball"
+* {{playerid|115017524|Hein Eken}} - Famous Dutch beer brand
+* {{playerid|54486058|Hong Kong-Beng}}
+* {{playerid|6608630|Hu Huu}}
+* {{playerid|360326815|Hung Small}}
+* {{playerid|120804711|I Made Meka}}
+* {{playerid|209705810|I Made Ronaldo}}
+* {{playerid|25066021|İmdat Arı}} - Turkish for "Help! There is a bee!"
+* {{playerid|48706961|Jack Aas}}
+* {{playerid|242438815|Jack Asser}}
+* {{playerid|260684284|Jak Jabberwock}}
+* {{playerid|29722533|Jerker Taipale}}
+* {{playerid|308985896|Karl Frauenschläger}} - German for "Karl Womenbeater"
+* {{playerid|110835628|Kick Asser}}
+* {{playerid|139840581|Khoa La}} - Another player to the animal team
+* {{playerid|44244610|King Koch}}
+* {{playerid|32118434|Koen Aben}} - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
+* {{playerid|75489114|Kurt Batman}} - a renowned hero in his team
+* {{playerid|140390951|Laust Mønster}} - Lost Monster, can we sleep?
+* {{playerid|90645253|Long Bearcock}}
+* {{playerid|45444058|Long Wang}}
+* {{playerid|208060782|Major Beavers}}
+* {{playerid|315289494|Major Teucher}}
+* {{playerid|282921257|Man Hunter}}
+* {{playerid|206560946|Manny Doerner-Turk}} - Doener is a turkish food.
+* {{playerid|230897494|Manor Talker}} - Went into real estate negotiations?
+* {{playerid|139345236|Marcin Moczygęba}} Polish for "moisten mouth"
+* {{playerid|38861900|Mario Wanka}}
+* {{playerid|145626366|Markus Knusperhäuschen}} - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
+* {{playerid|120680860|Mate Matika}} - "Matematika" is math in Italian, Slovak, Czech and Croatian
+* {{playerid|25531774|Mats Engin}} - [[Match Engine|Often blamed for strange match results]]
+* {{playerid|287358208|Max Bass}}
+* {{playerid|146108927|Max Risk}}
+* {{playerid|57510084|Max Turbo}} - Quick specialty?
+* {{playerid|201274815|Memnun Kaleci}} - Turkish for "pleased goalkeeper"
+* {{playerid|31976236|Neema Babla}} - It means "There is no money" in Ukrainian & Russian slang
+* {{playerid|83458457|Nick De Bhal}} - "Nick the ball", ironically he's a goalkeeper.
+* {{playerid|11054466|Otto Matic}}
+* {{playerid|275169872|Ova Dunn}} - "Over done"
+* {{playerid|316187617|Ovidiu Zima}} - "Over due Zima" (Zima = an alcoholic drink)
+* {{playerid|37810882|Palle Due}} - Italian for "two balls"
+* {{playerid|120960658|Peer Citroen}} - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
+* {{playerid|178712185|Raivo Kala}} - Finnish for "crazy fish".
+* {{playerid|29362136|Randy Hamster}}
+* {{playerid|286267785|Renaud Peugeot}} - Just sounds like two famous car brands
+* {{playerid|110025181|Sacco Weah}} - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
+* {{playerid|77463344|Salah Alami}} - "Salami"
+* {{playerid|200951456|Satılmış Armağan}} - Turkish for "sold present"
+* {{playerid|17539796|Shakes Minge}} - "Minge" is Romanian for "balls"
+* {{playerid|128504566|Solmaz Gül}} - Turkish for "rose that doesn't wither"
+* {{playerid|229929085|Squid Commander}} - This has always been my dream job.
+* {{playerid|128413558|Squid Day}} - Thank you!
+* {{playerid|40156904|Stanley Duvuduvukulu}}
+* {{playerid|259744115|Steven Juggernaut}} - Don't make him angry
+* {{playerid|236123644|Stoner Fist}}
+* {{playerid|130376649|Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie}} - Mongol Uls U-20 international "keeper"
+* {{playerid|279246957|Tante Miranda}} - Dutch for "aunt Miranda"
+* {{playerid|145290794|Toby Assman}} - What is he trying to defend?
+* {{playerid|39096473|Toon de Liefde}} - Dutch for "show the love"
+* {{playerid|101467049|Tor Jæger}} - German for "goalhunter"
+* {{playerid|16785734|Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe}} - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
+* {{playerid|50368918|Uros Orava}} - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
+* {{playerid|241856370|Urpo Makkara}} - Finnish for "Dumbass sausage"
+* {{playerid|90029672|Wiet Tabak}} - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
+* {{playerid|241047359|Wil Free}}
+* {{playerid|164098185|Will Do}} - Time to time
+* {{playerid|56205506|Will Playfair}} - Not booked very often by the referee
+* {{playerid|98299231|Willi De Cock}}
+* {{playerid|21908206|You Yo-Yo}}
+* {{playerid|109218491|Yvon Parr}} - should be a golfer, not a football player
+* {{playerid|31565424|Zac Patat}} - Dutch for "bag of chips"
-== Other funny names ==
+; Misspelling of "Brian"'s series
-*Adolf Fuhrer ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=56019363 56019363])
+* {{playerid|56092866|Brain Baker}}
-*Adolf Wanker ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=40371342 40371342])
+* {{playerid|49105936|Brain Beam}}
-*Albert Puto ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=129049567 129049567]) - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish.
+* {{playerid|262647557|Brain Bloom}}
-*Alco Hol ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=89588778 89588778]) - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick
+* {{playerid|160071755|Brain Buckler}}
-*Aladdin Muslim ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=154564544 154564544])
+* {{playerid|259730296|Brain Bull}}
-*Anastazy Puta ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=76505431 76505431]) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish and Portuguese
+* {{playerid|271370627|Brain Capper}}
-*Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=125311786 125311786])
+* {{playerid|165370703|Brain Carbon}}
-*Andreas Kapus ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=188880862 188880862]) "Kapus" means "goalkeeper" in Hungarian, but he is a winger.
+* {{playerid|244095515|Brain Court}}
-*Andreas 'Penis' Palmström ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=80262088 80262088])
+* {{playerid|153141173|Brain Day}}
-*Angry Death ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=78701824 78701824]) - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).
+* {{playerid|205513434|Brain Goblet}}
-*Antal Annus ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=34180879 34180879])
+* {{playerid|262375982|Brain Painter}}
-*Antti Kristo ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=179906095 179906095]) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
+* {{playerid|157359467|Brain Slater}}
-*Basile Bastard ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=10937734 10937734]) - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain
+* {{playerid|244926836|Brain Smith}}
-*Beat Marti ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=13038570 13038570]) - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"
-*Beat Loser ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=31280573 31280573])
+; The "Richard"'s series - Beware!
-*Bebeto Canibal ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=35584615 35584615]) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
+* {{playerid|268516499|Dick Armour}}
-*Béla Foda ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=13557656 13557656]) - Portuguese for "NICE F**K"
+* {{playerid|257318060|Dick Beaver}}
-*Ben De Cock ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=91734537 91734537])
+* {{playerid|70296417|Dick Bender}}
-*Ben Dover ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=40174093 40174093])
+* {{playerid|249907580|Dick Bill}}
-*Benito Camelo ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=133344924 133344924]) - In English: "Come and touch me"!!!
+* {{playerid|215846024|Dick Blind}}
-*Bob ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=109567443 109567443]) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]
+* {{playerid|64040263|Dick Blunt}}
-*Boe Boe ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=57984141 57984141])- Dutch sounds of a cow
+* {{playerid|235776569|Dick Bolt}}
-*Boubin ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=124487279 124487279])
+* {{playerid|262665542|Dick Boom}}
-*Boy Panda ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=27631586 27631586]) - Endangered species
+* {{playerid|44986907|Dick Boot}} - Required by a walking one.
-*Brian "75D" Madsen ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=1530718 1530718]) - some girls are jealous of him
+* {{playerid|20242253|Dick Burger}}
-*Buster Knutson ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=94499965 94499965]) - The K is of course silent.
+* {{playerid|188458580|Dick Burns}}
-*Can Do ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=82519327 82519327]) - that's the spirit!
+* {{playerid|267251625|Dick Butler}}
-*Casimiro Concha ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=71954213 71954213]) - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
+* {{playerid|120780221|Dick Cleaver}}
-*César Dell´Orto ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=69630708 69630708]) - It means "F*cking César" in Spanish
+* {{playerid|179582886|Dick Cumming}} - !!!
-*Chau Keng Chao ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=161076907 161076907]) - "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.
+* {{playerid|252859774|Dick Dancer}}
-*Christian Wanker ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=139779402 139779402]) - Religiously Handy
+* {{playerid|185134768|Dick de Cock}}
-*Chr. d. VI ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=930259 930259]) King of Denmark
+* {{playerid|153304718|Dick Frame}}
-*Cock Bony ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=36130050 36130050])
+* {{playerid|177222295|Dick Gay}}
-*Cockatoo Sailor ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=148413556 148413556])- Cock Sailor to his friends
+* {{playerid|13188138|Dick Hamburger}}
-*Constantin Hell ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=64768415 64768415])
+* {{playerid|109983484|Dick Harder}}
-*Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=54267748 54267748]) - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...
+* {{playerid|354909020|Dick Marks}}
-*Dick Burger ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=20242253 20242253])
+* {{playerid|180036705|Dick Sellers}} - They have a stall at the weekly market.
-*Dick Byrne ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=80948916 80948916])
+* {{playerid|11238080|Dick Small}}
-*Dick Cumming ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=179582886 179582886])
+* {{playerid|15008633|Dick Surgeon}}
-*Dick de Kock ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=75790006 75790006])
+* {{playerid|82149283|Manuel Dick}}<!--
-*Dick Dick ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=49705273 49705273])
-*Dick Frame ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=153304718 153304718])
+Not included:
-*Dick Gay ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=177222295 177222295])
-*Dick Hamburger ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=13188138 13188138])
+* {{playerid|206804636|Alain Mangiaratti}} - Italian for Alain "eats rats"
-*Dick Rucker ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=80713235 80713235]) - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"
+* {{playerid|407445773|Alan Mangiacavalli}} - Italian for Alan "eats horses"
-*Dick Small ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=11238080 11238080])
+* {{playerid|335449148|Amaro Luciano}}
-*Dick Surgeon ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=15008633 15008633]) - You probably have received email from this guy
+* {{playerid|413969331|Frank French}}
-*Dick Toon ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=75438709 75438709])
+* {{playerid|69979015|Heiko Naaktgeboren}} - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
-*Dicky Focker ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=60005670 60005670])
+* {{playerid|230234798|Holger Heim-Vorteil}} - "Heimvorteil" is German for "home field advantage"
-*Didier Xuerub ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=23388247 23388247]) - Xuerub reads like 'penis cutter' in Russian
+* {{playerid|116297679|Joselito Orelha}}
-*Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=44592828 44592828])
+* {{playerid|32083923|Major Dumas}}
-*Ding Dong ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=41917816 41917816])
+* {{playerid|214193841|Mehmet Özgür Dağcı}} - "özgür dağcı" means "free mountain climber" in Turkish
-*Earl Hickey ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=135387261 135387261]) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'
+* {{playerid|110242528|Pablo Fabian Mangiaterra}} - Italian for Pablo Fabian "eats soil"
-*Eduardo Marijuan ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=132890390 132890390]) - Guess what he does in his spare time...
+* {{playerid|229768897|Pete Archmaster}}
-*Elano de la Morena ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=72968753 72968753]) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
+* {{playerid|87150362|Rui Sardinha}}- "Sardine" in Portuguese
-*Elroy Hoefakker ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=133238510 133238510])
-*Fatty Smeltz ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=98663775 98663775])
+-->
-*Fan Pu-La ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=11111251 11111251]) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
-*Felice Dalla Sega ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=91241016 91241016]) - Italian for "happy with handjob"?
-*Freddy Krueger ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=10352435 10352435])
-*Flip Funk ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=47694445 47694445])
-*Fokke de Kok ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=99823092 99823092])
-*Fu King-Chou ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=63742749 63742749])
-*Gabriel Omar Killer ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=54732394 54732394]) - Omar Killer??
-*Gal X. Narkis ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=146448037 146448037]) - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
-*Gang Jang ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=96832945 96832945])
-*Gavin Dorsett, III ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=92378997 92378997]) - A football playing king?
-*Gaylord Powers ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=14420151 14420151])
-*Gaylord Curry ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=114450279 114450279])
-*Gaylord Mcqueen ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=41938419 41938419])
-*Garip Bugday ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=47012999 47012999]) - Turkish for "strange wheat"
-*General Mosquito ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=77693077 77693077])
-*George Bushaway ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=145274412 145274412])- Bush away!
-*Gerald Gay ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=44914292 44914292])
-*German Bich ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=152919913 152919913])
-*Gordo Cabeção ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=39982988 39982988]) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
-*Guido De Cock ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=142522985 142522985])
-*Gustavo Sanguedolce ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=36541544 36541544]) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
-*Harley Davidson ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=118225541 118225541])
-*Harry Ball ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=57494446 57494446])
-*Harry Vagana ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=121447243 121447243])
-*Hasse Gott ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=28162320 28162320]) - German for "I hate God"
-*Heiko Freibier ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=66239315 66239315]) We all want "free beer", don't we?
-*Heiko Naaktgeboren ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=69979015 69979015]) - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
-*Hein Eken ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=115017524 115017524]) - Famous Dutch beer brand
-*He Suk-Suk ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=54490571 54490571])
-*Hennes Diller ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=109199101 109199101]) -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
-*Hong Kong-Beng ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=54486058 54486058])
-*Henryk Śmierć ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=176532726 176532726]) - "Henry Death" in Polish
-*Horst Grosskopf ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=68330044 68330044]) - it figures what his speciality is...
-*Horst Puta ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=38213146 38213146]) - puta is Spanish for bitch
-*Hu Huu ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=6608630 6608630])
-*I-Q ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=5203016 5203016])
-*I Made Meka ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=120804711 120804711]) - He created Mek(k)a
-*Idzislaw Wstydliwy ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=94602042 94602042]) - try to say his name!
-*Iñaki Pedo ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=36734984 36734984]) - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish.
-*Irving Fuchs ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=148426669 148426669])
-*Jack Aas ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=48706961 48706961])
-*Jako Kurve ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=95898286 95898286]) - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch".
-*Jan Fiutak ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=160289059 160289059]) Polish for John "Penis"
-*Jean Jean ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=28997907 28997907])
-*Jean Jean-Jean ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=6142192 6142192])
-*Jebbe Mather ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=67732460 67732460]) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
-*Jerker Taipale ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=29722533 29722533])
-*Jesús ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=90309422 90309422])
-*Jesús Killer ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=68850295 68850295])
-*Jesus Lemonade ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=115601422 115601422])
-*Jesús Mesías ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=65666388 65666388])
-*John Duff  ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=34179311 34179311]) - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French
-*Jesús Mohamed ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=36297079 36297079])
-*John St John ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=92847956 92847956])
-*Joselito Orelha ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=116297679 116297679])
-*Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=125751035 125751035])
-*Kick Asser ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=110835628 110835628])
-*Khoa La ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=139840581 139840581]) - Another player to the animal team
-*King Koch ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=44244610 44244610])
-*Koen Aben ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=32118434 32118434]) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
-*La La ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=45601760 45601760])
-*Lance Lance ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=17866979 17866979])
-*Lamon Lamon ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=6668876 6668876])
-*Laust Mønster ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=140390951 140390951])- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
-*Leandro Lamelo ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=108969287 108969287]) - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
-*Li Li ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=6895133 6895133])
-*Li On ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=125868285 125868285]) - big cat of the jungle
-*Long Bearcock ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=90645253 90645253])
-*Long Wang ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=45444058 45444058])
-*Maik Seemen ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=30441406 30441406]) - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.
-*Major Dumas ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=32083923 32083923])
-*Malte Schmuddelwetter ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=117118751 117118751]) - German for "Painted beastly weather"
-*Mana Merchant ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=23887995 23887995]) - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...
-*Manuel Dick ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=82149283 82149283])
-*Marcin Moczygęba ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=139345236 139345236]) Polish for "moisten mouth"
-*Mario Wanka ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=38861900 38861900])
-*Markus Knusperhäuschen ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=145626366 145626366]) - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
-*Mate Matika ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=120680860 120680860]) - Matematika is math in Slovak, Czech and Croatian
-*Mats Engin ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=25531774 25531774]) - "Match Engine", often blamed for strange match results
-*Max Risk ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=146108927 146108927])
-*Max Turbo ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=57510084 57510084]) - Quick specialty?
-*Maxim Saifutdinov ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=50927601 50927601]) - In Romanian, Saifutdinov roughly translates to "I'll f*ck them again"
-*Miroslav Puta ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=34775515 34775515]) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
-*Mongo Shootie-Pootie ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=76212580 76212580])
-*Neema Babla ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=31976236 31976236]) - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"
-*Nick De Bhal ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=83458457 83458457]) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
-*Niklas 'Pupp' Gullander ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=72386098 72386098]) - Pupp is norwegian for tit
-*Ond ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=88901609 88901609])- Ond = Evil in Norwegian
-*Onkel Rosin ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=49070393 49070393]) - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"
-*Otto Matic ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=11054466 11054466])
-*Paul 'Fettan' Herblad ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=27764033 27764033]) - Fettan = vagina in Swedish
-*Palle Due ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=37810882 37810882]) - Italian for "two balls"
-*Peer Citroen ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=120960658 120960658]) - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
-*Per Vo ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=39572560 39572560])- Pervo is Finnish, Norwegian and Swedish slang for a pervert person.
-*Pian Kuo-Lee ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=63742362 63742362]) - Finnish for "Will die soon". Player is currently in a bot team.
-*Priest Blocker ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=141761636 141761636])
-*Pu Si ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=6656589 6656589])
-*Quincy Helmus+C34 ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=6949575 6949575]) - the latest model in cyborg footballers, like his brothers Boris, Joep, Menno, Nick and Raymond plays for the team Space Balls
-*Randy Hamster ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=29362136 29362136])
-*Rens Kosten ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=8928614 8928614]) - Danish for "clean the broom"
-*Reşit Dikçam ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=134915700 134915700])
-*Richárd Gere ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=162735611 162735611]) - would be better as an actor
-*Riny ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=72237234 72237234])
-*Ronny Ballevanger ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=139463955 139463955]) - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie
-*Rui Sardinha ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=87150362 87150362])- Sardine in Portuguese
-*Sacco Weah ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=110025181 110025181]) - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
-*Salah Alami ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=77463344 77463344])
-*Sansón ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=81396266 81396266])
-*Shakes Minge ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=17539796 17539796])
-*She He ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=27100093 27100093]) - A shemale
-*She Suk-ho ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=121970649 121970649])
-*Si Weon kee ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=143404389 143404389]) - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"
-*Siep Heil ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=99590129 99590129]) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
-*Sivagnanasundaram Subramanyam ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=22511755 22511755]) - He's Canadian...
-*Squid Day ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=128413558 128413558])
-*Stan Devillers ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=37033549 37033549]) - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest
-*Stanley Duvuduvukulu ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=40156904 40156904])
-*Stefan Steffen-Steffen ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=25873027 25873027])
-*Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=130376649 130376649]) - Mongol Uls U-20 international 'keeper
-*Thawan Panturattanasriyothin ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=98217848 98217848]) - Canadian
-*Toby Assman ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=145290794 145290794]) - What is he trying to defend?
-*Toon de Liefde ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=39096473 39096473]) - Dutch for "show the love"
-*Tor Jæger ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=101467049 101467049]) - German for "goalhunter"
-*Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=16785734 16785734]) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
-*Uros Orava ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=50368918 50368918]) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
-*Vasily Pupkin ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=39269628 39269628]) - in Russian means "John Doe"
-*Venkatasubramani Gnanasambandan ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=11846556 11846556]) - Other than that, he's English..
-*Walter Wanker ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=25839246 25839246])
-*Wibe De Cock ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=49482992 49482992])
-*Wiet Tabak ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=90029672 90029672]) - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
-*Wiebe Hilarius ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=76915321 76915321])
-*Will Do ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=164098185 164098185])
-*Will Playfair ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=56205506 56205506]) - Not booked very often by the referee
-*Willi De Cock ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=98299231 98299231])
-*You Yo-Yo ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=21908206 21908206])
-*Yvon Parr ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=109218491 109218491]) - should be a golfer, not a soccer player
-* 叶 (Ye) 隽福 (Junfu) ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=30141318 30141318]) - He's Canadian >.<
-*Zac Patat ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=31565424 31565424]) - Dutch for "bag of chips"
 == See Also ==
+* [[Team_names#Unique_Team_Names|Unique Team names]]
+* [[Celebrity players]]
-[[Team_names#Unique_Team_Names|Unique Team names]]<br>
+[[Category:Players|Funny Names]]
-[[Celebrity players]]
-[[category:Players]]

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