FC Sugar Tits
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The Valley of the Gods 
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| Terraces | 8000 |
| Basic | 3000 |
| Roof | 1000 |
| VIP | 0 |
| Capacity | 12000 |
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Overview
FC Sugar Tits is an Icelandic hattrick club founded by Jimmydinho. The club is situated in the town of Dalvík, which lies on the north-central coast of Iceland (Latitude: 65°58'N, Longitude: 18°31'W).
The team was founded on May 6, 2013 and began play in Icelandic Series IV.17 in Season 39.
Molly Malone's Cabana Boys is the embryonic wellspring that feeds the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, propelling homeless, disillusioned youths into the FC Sugar Tits meat grinder. Most of these hopeless cases are emo kids who cut themselves and dream of a life without scratchy Icelandic wool sweaters.
Fan Club
The FC Sugar Tits fan club is called The Underboob Army. Currently there are 254 members. Most members of The Underboob Army are either in prison or on parole. Several are also in politics.
Arena
FC Sugar Tits play their home matches at The Valley of the Gods, which is located behind Fosshotel Dalvik at the southern end of Svarfaðarbraut and Raudararstigur.
Note: The stadium lost its liquor license last year due to circumstances surrounding the Sleikur Affair, an unfortunate gambling scandal involving the town mayor, an extreme-skier, several frozen strippers from Suriname, the arena concessions manager, and a drunk puffin. Until further notice, The Valley of the Gods is a "bring your own brennivín" establishment.
| Season | Capacity | Terraces | Basic | Roofed | VIP | Largest Crowd | |
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39 | 12,000 | 8,000 | 3,000 | 1,000 | 0 | 2,476 |
Current squad
| Nat. | Player | Goals (Career) | Goals (League) | Goals (Cup) | Hattricks | NT | U20 |
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Hjörvar Hreiðarsson 
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0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Engiljón Vilhjálmsson
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0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Jónatan Grettisson
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2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Filip Guttason
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0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Valur Loftsson
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1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Áslaugur Bjarnólfsson
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0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Skapti Egilsson
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0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Brynjólfur Haraldsson
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3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Hjalti Hergeirsson
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0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Þráinn Fróðason
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0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Gylfi Finnsson
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2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Valdimar Jensson
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0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Skírnir Hrafnkelsson
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0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Hákon Hilmisson
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0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Pálmi Helgason
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3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Hólmgeir Unnarsson
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0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Sigurður Karl Sigurðsson
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0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Raised in this team
All players raised in FC Sugar Tits remain with the club.
Transfer stats
| Total Purchases: | 0 USD$ |
| Total Sales: | 0 USD$ |
| Difference: | 0 USD$ |
| Average (bought): | 0 USD$ |
| Average (sold): | 0 USD$ |
| Average (bought + sold): | 0 USD$ |
| Players bought: | 0 |
| Players sold: | 0 |
| Number of transfers: | 0 |
Hall of Fame
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Supporters
Beloved Supporting Managers
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III.13 |
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V.109 |
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Supported Teams
Flag Collection
Home
The Valley of the Gods has not hosted any international matches. We like to get our frequent flier miles, yo.
Away
FC Sugar Tits has visited 2 of 128 countries.
| Season | Flags | Air Miles | Frequent Flier Program Status |
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| 39 |
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2,983 | Tin |
| Season | Flag | Country | Club | Air Miles |
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| 39 |
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Iceland | Turino IF
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153 |
| 39 |
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Turkey | Erciş Derezemmi F.C.
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2,830 |
