|Full Name||Ask Nicolajsen|
|Season 38-42||Enter Zabrze||868867|
|Season 33-38||VFB Wiesloch||821799|
|Season 33||RC Braisete||1435095|
Ask Nicolajsen is a winger who plays for Jimmyhats. He transferred to the squad on August 7, 2012 as a winger and occasional wingback. For the majority of his time with Jimmyhats, Nicolajsen has been paired with fellow winger Helmuth Ladurner.
Nicolajsen was born to pot-smoking hippies living in Christiania, specifically conceived at the moment his father paused momentarily to roll a hash spliff on his mother's behind, thereby triggering the relaxation that led to Nicolajsen's embryonic fertilization. Despite the soporific tendencies of his parental units, Nicolajsen maintained an athletic hyperactivity and soon developed the skill to boot a large baggie of weed into a Grecian urn from any range within thirty meters. This, of course, attracted the attention of football scouts and Nicolajsen's football career was soon underway.
Nicolajsen broke into the professional ranks with Fodsutterne, a now-defunct team in the Danish system. He played in six different countries, most notably for eight-plus seasons with Portugeuse club Aztecas_FC, before transferring to Jimmyhats. His first appearance in a Jimmyhats uniform was during a league match at The Big Jimmy against Mighty Legends 01 on August 13, 2012 (10/49).
As of June 18, 2013, Nicolajsen has scored 69 career goals in 18 professional seasons, including two hat tricks, both while playing with Jimmyhats. Ask Nicolajsen is currently 35 years old.
Note: Performance stats are for competitive matches played with Jimmyhats. Friendlies are not included.
|Season||Apps||Minutes||Minutes/Match||Goals (T)||Assists (T)||Goals/Match||Goals (L)||Assists (L)||Goals (Q)||Assists (Q)||Goals (C)||Assists (C)||Hat Tricks||Braces||Captain||Man of the Match||GK||WB||CD||WI||IM||FW|
November 26, 2012 (9/50) Nicolajsen scored three goals in a league match against Demin while playing for Jimmyhats.
January 24, 2013 (1/51) Nicolajsen scored four goals in a first-round Cup match against Cleveland Hesh while playing for Jimmyhats.
|Date||Week||Season||Nat.||Selling Team||Nat.||Purchasing Team||Price||TSI|
|December 26, 2007||8||34||Fodsutterne||RC Braisete||$135,000 (USD)||610|
|February 25, 2008||1||35||RC Braisete||VFB Wiesloch||$338,000 (USD)||1,050|
|January 27, 2009||1||38||VFB Wiesloch||Enter Zabrze||$3,800,000 (USD)||16,650|
|March 18, 2009||8||38||Enter Zabrze||Euxinus||$3,750,000 (USD)||26,270|
|September 12, 2009||1||40||Euxinus||Aztecas_FC||$4,050,000 (USD)||27,130|
|August 7, 2012||9||49||Aztecas_FC||Jimmyhats||$346,000 (USD)||17,540|
December 23, 2007 (7/34) 10.56 Was discovered by Fodsutterne.