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|+ style="font-size: larger;"|'''Tight Butthole Republic Tournament''' [http://www94.hattrick.org/World/Stats/StatsMatchesHeadToHead.aspx?TeamID1=228012&TeamID2=228010&SourceSystem=Hattrick (Head-to-Head)]
|+ style="font-size: larger;"|'''Tight Butthole Republic Tournament'''
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| colspan="2" | [[Image:TBHTrophy.jpg]]<br>''The first edition of the trophy, before it was eventually awarded to inaugural winners [[Spartan Curbstomp F.C.]]
| colspan="2" | [[Image:TBHTrophyMini.jpg]]<br>''The first edition of the trophy, before it was eventually awarded to inaugural winners [[Spartan Curbstomp F.C.]]
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||First Match || 05.14.2012
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'''The Tight Butthole Republic''' is an [[USA|American]] {{Flagicon|USA}} [[Tournament]] originating in [[Pennsylvania]], more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area. The tournament is currently in its Third Edition as of 09.27.2012. It is internationally known as the toughest, most physical tournament of its kind, as many teams rarely choose to come back for a second try. The first season was marred by an advertising mishap, as Russian airline company Rossiya accidentally wrote the word "Sh**" seven times in their ad appearing on the side of the field. After this the tournament has moved on successfully, only accepting local advertisers.
'''The Tight Butthole Republic''' is an [[USA|American]] {{Flagicon|USA}} [[Tournament]] originating in [[Pennsylvania]], more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area. The tournament is currently in its 14th edition as of December 29th, 2013. It is internationally known as the toughest, most physical tournament of its kind, as many teams rarely choose to come back for a second try. The first season was marred by an advertising mishap, as Russian airline company Rossiya accidentally wrote the word "Sh**" seven times in their ad appearing on the side of the field. After this the tournament has moved on successfully, only accepting local advertisers.


==Battles==
==History==
 
There have been 3 editions of the TBR to date.
 
*Edition 1 winner: [[Spartan Curbstomp F.C.]]
*Edition 2 winner: [[Greater Poe FC]]
*[http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_3 Edition 3 winner:] [[Middlesex Athletic]]
*[http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_4 Edition 4 winner:] [[Uniao de Araras]]
*[http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_5 Edition 5 winner:] [[Lockport Jetz]]
*[http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_6 Edition 6 winner:] [[Toxic Rats]]
*[http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_7 Edition 7 winner:] [[LOAF'S LOAFS]]
*[http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_8 Edition 8 winner:] [[LOAF'S LOAFS]]
*[http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_9 Edition 9 winner:] [[atletico torpigna]]
*Edition 10 winner: [[LOAF'S LOAFS]]
*Edition 11 winner: [[St Cuthbert Wanderers FC]]
*Edition 12 winner: [[atletico torpigna]]
*Edition 13 winner: [[LOAF'S LOAFS]]


===Statistics===
===Statistics===
{{table-begin}}
 
So far 25 different teams have taken part in the TBR.
(Last Updated upon completion Edition 8 Finals)
 
{| class="prettytable sortable"
        |-
! Team
                ! Appearances in TBR
                ! Total Points (not including knockout)
! Total Wins (including knockout)
! Total Draws (including knockout)
                ! Total Losses (including knockout)
! GF
                ! GA
                ! Best Finish
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Battle Toads FC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 9
            | style="text-align:center;" | 43
    | style="text-align:center;" | 14
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4
    | style="text-align:center;" | 15
            | style="text-align:center;" | 40
            | style="text-align:center;" | 60
            | style="text-align:center;" | Finals (3rd Edition)
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[LOAF'S LOAFS]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 9
            | style="text-align:center;" | 46
    | style="text-align:center;" | 24
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4
    | style="text-align:center;" | 13
            | style="text-align:center;" | 98
            | style="text-align:center;" | 60
            | style="text-align:center;" | '''Champions (7th, 8th)'''
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Swansea Denver AFC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 8
            | style="text-align:center;" | 37
    | style="text-align:center;" | 13
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 12
            | style="text-align:center;" | 58
            | style="text-align:center;" | 62
            | style="text-align:center;" | Finals (5th Edition)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Saranac 1888s]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5
            | style="text-align:center;" | 15
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 11
            | style="text-align:center;" | 29
            | style="text-align:center;" | 48
            | style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (3rd)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Toxic Rats]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 8
            | style="text-align:center;" | 35
    | style="text-align:center;" | 13
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 10
            | style="text-align:center;" | 66
            | style="text-align:center;" | 54
            | style="text-align:center;" | '''Champions (6th)'''
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Lockport Jetz]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
            | style="text-align:center;" | 19
    | style="text-align:center;" | 8
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4
            | style="text-align:center;" | 29
            | style="text-align:center;" | 19
            | style="text-align:center;" | '''Champions (5th Edition)'''
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[R.S.V. Hion]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
            | style="text-align:center;" | 4
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 7
            | style="text-align:center;" | 5
            | style="text-align:center;" | 18
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (3rd)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Middlesex Athletic]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 10
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
            | style="text-align:center;" | 18
            | style="text-align:center;" | 10
            | style="text-align:center;" | '''Champions''' (3rd)
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Amaral FC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 8
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
            | style="text-align:center;" | 12
            | style="text-align:center;" | 15
            | style="text-align:center;" | Finals (1st Edition)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[FC Bogna]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 6
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 21
            | style="text-align:center;" | 9
            | style="text-align:center;" | Finals (7th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[St Cuthbert Wanderers]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
            | style="text-align:center;" | 19
    | style="text-align:center;" | 7
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5
            | style="text-align:center;" | 51
            | style="text-align:center;" | 26
            | style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (7th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[CUCCI]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 4
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (7th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Queen City Psycho Squad]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
            | style="text-align:center;" | 9
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5
            | style="text-align:center;" | 13
            | style="text-align:center;" | 37
            | style="text-align:center;" | Quarterfinals (7th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Schmikkel United]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 6
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4
            | style="text-align:center;" | 4
            | style="text-align:center;" | 11
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (7th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[First Shock Battalion]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
            | style="text-align:center;" | 0
            | style="text-align:center;" | 10
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (7th)
         |-
         |-
! Date
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[The Terrible Team]]
                 ! Type
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
! Venue
            | style="text-align:center;" | 7
! Score
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
! Winner
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
                 ! Goals
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
! Series to date
            | style="text-align:center;" | 15
            | style="text-align:center;" | 12
            | style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (7th)
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Gaagii]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 7
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 16
            | style="text-align:center;" | 18
            | style="text-align:center;" | Finals (2nd Edition)
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Greater Poe FC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 6
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 12
            | style="text-align:center;" | 7
            | style="text-align:center;" | '''Champions''' (2nd Edition)
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[The Royal Bengals]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 6
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 8
            | style="text-align:center;" | 5
            | style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (2nd Edition)
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Nida Miechow]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 4
            | style="text-align:center;" | 8
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Celtic Eagles FC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
            | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 6
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[FC ETBU]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 7
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
            | style="text-align:center;" | 8
            | style="text-align:center;" | 6
            | style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (Edition 1)
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Spartan Curbstomp FC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 5
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
            | style="text-align:center;" | 20
            | style="text-align:center;" | 8
            | style="text-align:center;" | '''Champions''' (Edition 1)
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[RC Indiana]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
            | style="text-align:center;" | 4
            | style="text-align:center;" | 10
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Rio Grande Defenders FC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 7
            | style="text-align:center;" | 16
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[S.I. Wildcats]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 9
            | style="text-align:center;" | 11
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (3rd)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Uniao de Araras]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
            | style="text-align:center;" | 15
    | style="text-align:center;" | 8
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5
            | style="text-align:center;" | 47
            | style="text-align:center;" | 27
            | style="text-align:center;" | '''Champions''' (4th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Quad Amputees]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 4
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Play (4th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[SCV Crave]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 5
            | style="text-align:center;" | 12
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (5th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[SinaloaP4P]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 5
            | style="text-align:center;" | 15
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (5th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[WATB]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
            | style="text-align:center;" | 4
            | style="text-align:center;" | 13
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (6th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Cleveland Force]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 6
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 7
            | style="text-align:center;" | 6
            | style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (6th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[atletico torpigna]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 13
    | style="text-align:center;" | 9
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 39
            | style="text-align:center;" | 17
            | style="text-align:center;" | "Champions" (9th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Raffi Team]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 3
            | style="text-align:center;" | 8
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (8th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Free Pizza F.C.]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 7
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
            | style="text-align:center;" | 10
            | style="text-align:center;" | 19
            | style="text-align:center;" | Quarterfinals (8th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Spring Arbor FC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 5
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (8th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Real Virginia]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 6
            | style="text-align:center;" | 5
            | style="text-align:center;" | 27
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (8th, 9th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Sibilla Albunea]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 8
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 14
            | style="text-align:center;" | 13
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (8th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[BazookaJoe Fortunes]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 14
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
            | style="text-align:center;" | 31
            | style="text-align:center;" | 18
            | style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (8th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[St. Gallen Celtic]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 16
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
            | style="text-align:center;" | 29
            | style="text-align:center;" | 16
            | style="text-align:center;" | Quarterfinals (8th, 9th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[noizzekillers 1.FC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 9
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 16
            | style="text-align:center;" | 4
            | style="text-align:center;" | Quarterfinals (9th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Didox]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 6
            | style="text-align:center;" | 9
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (9th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Julia's Dreamteam]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
            | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 21
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (9th)
 
|}
 
===Points System===
 
Teams will be awarded points for their participation in editions of the TBR. Every 15 seasons, '''The Willis Hong Perfect Human Being Award''' will be given to the team that has the highest total in such a period. The points system is as follows:
 
*A first place finish will count for 16/8 points, depending on the amount of participants
*A second place finish 15/7
*A third place finish 14/6
*and so on...
 
If the team also participated in the consolation Loose Butthole Shootout, they will receive points based on the above system divided by 2.
 
(Teams listed will only appear on rankings if they have played more than one season)
 
{| class="prettytable sortable"
        |-
! Team
                 ! Edition 1
                ! Ed. 2
! Ed. 3
                ! Ed. 4
                ! Ed. 5
                ! Ed. 6
                ! Ed. 7
                ! Ed. 8
                ! Ed. 9
                ! Ed. 10
                ! Ed. 11
                ! Ed. 12
                 ! Ed. 13
! Total
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[LOAF'S LOAFS]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3 (6/8)
            | style="text-align:center;" | 1 (8/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5 (4/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 7 (2/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4 (5/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 7 (2/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 16 (1/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 16 (1/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 15 (2/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 16 (1/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 8 (9/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 9 (8/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 16 (1/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | '''123'''
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 9-16-2010
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Battle Toads FC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | Friendly
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4 (5/8)
            | style="text-align:center;" | Deez Memorial
            | style="text-align:center;" | 6 (3/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0-3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 7 (2/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | LL
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1 (8/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | Urner (1), Brych (1), Gamarra (1)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5 (4/8)
            | style="text-align:center;" | 1-0 LL '''W1'''
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3 (6/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3 (14/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 11 (6/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 9 (8/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1 (16/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1 (16/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2 (15/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 11 (6/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | '''64'''
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 10-14-2010
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Swansea Denver AFC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | Friendly
    | style="text-align:center;" | 6 (3/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | The Bakery
            | style="text-align:center;" |
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3-2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4 (5/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | LL
    | style="text-align:center;" | 6 (3/8)
            | style="text-align:center;" | Urner (2), Sherril (1, 2), '''Lytle (1), Andersz (1)'''
    | style="text-align:center;" | 7 (2/8)
            | style="text-align:center;" | 2-0 LL '''W2'''
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2 (7/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4 (13/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 7+3 (10/16)(3/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5 (12/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4+2 (13/16)(5/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5+2 (12/16)(5/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" |
    | style="text-align:center;" |  
    | style="text-align:center;" | '''57'''
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 11-8-2010
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Toxic Rats]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Series]]
    | style="text-align:center;" |
    | style="text-align:center;" | Deez Memorial
            | style="text-align:center;" |
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4-1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1 (8/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | BTFC
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5 (4/8)
            | style="text-align:center;" | '''Lorion (1), Mosley (1), Nicoló (1), Kansala (1),''' Vahasaari (1)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 6 (3/8)
            | style="text-align:center;" | 2-1 LL '''L1'''
    | style="text-align:center;" | 8 (1/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 6 (11/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5+4 (12/16)(1/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 10 (7/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2+3 (15/16)(3/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 7+2 (10/16)(5/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4 (13/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" |
    | style="text-align:center;" | '''63'''
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 12-6-2010
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Uniao de Araras]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Series]]
    | style="text-align:center;" |
    | style="text-align:center;" | Deez Memorial
            | style="text-align:center;" |
    | style="text-align:center;" | 7-1
    | style="text-align:center;" |  
    | style="text-align:center;" | BTFC
    | style="text-align:center;" | 8 (1/8)
            | style="text-align:center;" | '''Nicoló (2), Mosley (2,3,4), Andersz (2,3,4),''' Benavides
    | style="text-align:center;" |
            | style="text-align:center;" | 2-2 '''L2'''
    | style="text-align:center;" |  
    | style="text-align:center;" |
    | style="text-align:center;" | 14 (3/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 7 (10/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | +2 (/)(5/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 6+2 (11/16)(5/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1 (16/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4 (9/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | '''44'''
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 1-6-2011
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Atletico Torpigna]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | Friendly
    | style="text-align:center;" |
    | style="text-align:center;" | The Bakery
            | style="text-align:center;" |
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0-1
    | style="text-align:center;" |
    | style="text-align:center;" | BTFC
    | style="text-align:center;" |
            | style="text-align:center;" | '''Sampayo (1)''' 105'
    | style="text-align:center;" |
            | style="text-align:center;" | 3-2 BTFC '''W3'''
    | style="text-align:center;" |  
    | style="text-align:center;" |  
    | style="text-align:center;" | 15 (2/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 16 (1/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 10  (7/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 15 (2/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 16 (1/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 15 (2/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | '''87'''
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 3-7-2011
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[noizzekillers 1.FC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Series]]
    | style="text-align:center;" |
    | style="text-align:center;" | The Bakery
            | style="text-align:center;" |
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3-0
    | style="text-align:center;" |
    | style="text-align:center;" | LL
    | style="text-align:center;" |
            | style="text-align:center;" | Visentin (1), Carmo (1), Aranda (1)
    | style="text-align:center;" |  
            | style="text-align:center;" | 3-3 '''W1'''
    | style="text-align:center;" |  
    | style="text-align:center;" |  
    | style="text-align:center;" |
    | style="text-align:center;" | 12 (5/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 11  (6/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 14 (3/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 15 (2/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 14 (3/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | '''66'''
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 3-10-2011
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[St Cuthbert Wanderers FC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | Friendly
    | style="text-align:center;" |
    | style="text-align:center;" | Deez Memorial
            | style="text-align:center;" |
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2-0
    | style="text-align:center;" |  
    | style="text-align:center;" | BTFC
    | style="text-align:center;" |  
            | style="text-align:center;" | '''Kansala (2), Lorion (2)'''
    | style="text-align:center;" |  
            | style="text-align:center;" | 4-3 BTFC '''W1'''
    | style="text-align:center;" |
    | style="text-align:center;" | 14 (3/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 12 (5/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 13 (4/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 13 (4/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 16 (1/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 12 (5/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" |
    | style="text-align:center;" | '''80'''
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 4-18-2011
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Lockport Jetz]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Series]]
    | style="text-align:center;" |
    | style="text-align:center;" | Deez Memorial
            | style="text-align:center;" |
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0-5
    | style="text-align:center;" |  
    | style="text-align:center;" | LL
    | style="text-align:center;" |  
            | style="text-align:center;" | Ulstrup (1), Aranda (2), Koch (1), Ciesielski (1), Vahasaari (2)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 8 (1/8)
            | style="text-align:center;" | 4-4 '''W1'''
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5 (4/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 12 (5/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | +2 (/) (5/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | +3 (/) (3/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | +3 (/) (3/8)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2 (15/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 8 (9/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4 (13/16)
    | style="text-align:center;" | '''47'''
|}
 
==The Zack Galifianakis Effort Award==
 
For the teams who tried, but simply just didn't put fans in the seats (least amount of points accumulated in group play)
 
[[File:ZGaward.jpg]]
 
===Sixth Edition===
{| class="prettytable sortable"
        |-
! Team
                ! Points
                ! Goal Differential
                ! Goals For
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 6-6-2011
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[WATB]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Series]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | The Bakery
            | style="text-align:center;" | -9
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3-0
            | style="text-align:center;" | 4
    | style="text-align:center;" | LL
|}
            | style="text-align:center;" | Urner (3), Holmes (1), Koch (2)
 
            | style="text-align:center;" | 5-4 LL '''W2'''
 
===Fifth Edition===
{| class="prettytable sortable"
        |-
! Team
                ! Points
                ! Goal Differential
                ! Goals For
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 7-7-2011
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Saranac 1888s]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | Friendly
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | The Bakery
            | style="text-align:center;" | -4
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1-0
            | style="text-align:center;" | 5
    | style="text-align:center;" | LL
|}
            | style="text-align:center;" | Ulstrup (2)
 
            | style="text-align:center;" | 6-4 LL '''W3'''
 
===Fourth Edition===
{| class="prettytable sortable"
        |-
! Team
                ! Points
                ! Goal Differential
                ! Goals For
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 8-8-2011
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Battle Toads FC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Series]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | The Bakery
            | style="text-align:center;" | -5
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3-0
            | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | LL
|}
            | style="text-align:center;" | Lucas (1), Ciesielski (2), Visentin (2)
 
            | style="text-align:center;" | 7-4 LL '''W4'''
===Third Edition===
{| class="prettytable sortable"
        |-
! Team
                ! Points
                ! Goal Differential
                ! Goals For
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 9-26-2011
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Toxic Rats]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Series]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | Deez Memorial
            | style="text-align:center;" | -1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0-3
            | style="text-align:center;" | 4
    | style="text-align:center;" | LL
|}
             | style="text-align:center;" | Lucas (2), Visentin (3), Urner (4)
 
             | style="text-align:center;" | 8-4 LL '''W5'''
===Second Edition===
 
{| class="prettytable sortable"
        |-
! Team
                ! Points
                ! Goal Differential
                ! Goals For
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[LOAF'S LOAFS]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
            | style="text-align:center;" | -6
            | style="text-align:center;" | 3
|}
 
===First Edition===
 
 
{| class="prettytable sortable"
        |-
! Team
                ! Points
                ! Goal Differential
                ! Goals For
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[RC Indiana]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
            | style="text-align:center;" | -6
             | style="text-align:center;" | 4
       
|}
 
==Top Scorers By Edition==
 
===Edition 1===
{| class="prettytable sortable"
        |-
! Player
                ! Team
                ! Goals
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Jorge Raúl Miguel Marín]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Spartan Curbstomp FC]]
             | style="text-align:center;" | 5
|}
 
===Edition 2===
{| class="prettytable sortable"
        |-
! Player
                ! Team
                ! Goals
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 10-27-2011
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Tom Richards]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | Friendly
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Greater Poe FC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | Deez Memorial
            | style="text-align:center;" | 6
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3-1
|}
    | style="text-align:center;" | BTFC
 
            | style="text-align:center;" | Koch (3), '''Mosley (5), Swartz (1), Nasierowski (1)'''
===Edition 3===
            | style="text-align:center;" | 8-5 LL '''L1'''
{| class="prettytable sortable"
         |-
         |-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 12-8-2011
! Player
    | style="text-align:center;" | Friendly
                ! Team
    | style="text-align:center;" | Deez Memorial
                ! Goals
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0-2
|-
    | style="text-align:center;" | LL
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Frederic Busquets]]
             | style="text-align:center;" | Visentin (4), Benavides (1)
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[LOAF'S LOAFS]]
             | style="text-align:center;" | 9-5 LL '''W1'''
            | style="text-align:center;" | 3
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Edu Franqueza]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Swansea Denver AFC]]
            | style="text-align:center;" | 3
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Henry Nesbitt]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Swansea Denver AFC]]
             | style="text-align:center;" | 3
|}
 
===Edition 4===
{| class="prettytable sortable"
         |-
         |-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 2-16-2012
! Player
    | style="text-align:center;" | Friendly
                ! Team
    | style="text-align:center;" | The Bakery
                ! Goals
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1-1 (3-4)
|-
    | style="text-align:center;" | BTFC
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Rodrigo Gonzàlez]]
            | style="text-align:center;" | Balsiger (2), '''Loeffen (1)'''
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Uniao de Araras]]
            | style="text-align:center;" | 9-6 LL '''L1'''
            | style="text-align:center;" | 6
|}
 
===Edition 6===
{| class="prettytable sortable"
         |-
         |-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | 4-16-2012
! Player
    | style="text-align:center;" | '''Tournament'''
                ! Team
    | style="text-align:center;" | Neutral
                ! Goals
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3-0
|-
    | style="text-align:center;" | LL
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Stoffel Vrede]]
             | style="text-align:center;" | Harman (2), Alvisi (1)
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Battle Toads FC]]
             | style="text-align:center;" | 10-6 LL '''W1'''
            | style="text-align:center;" | 4
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Christian Stagi]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Toxic Rats]]
            | style="text-align:center;" | 4
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[David Casabuena]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Lockport Jetz]]
            | style="text-align:center;" | 4
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Gonzalo Pineda]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Lockport Jetz]]
             | style="text-align:center;" | 4
|}
|}


===The Ronald Reagan Achievement Award===
==The Teddy Roosevelt Big Stick Award==


[[File:RReagan.jpg]]
[[File:Bigstick.jpg]]
 
Introduced for the first time in Edition 3, this award is given to the player that has accumulated the highest combination of Red and Yellow cards.


This award is given after each tournament to the oldest player to have scored a goal (and to have lived afterwards to tell about it).
Red cards being worth 3 points, and Yellow cards being worth 1. There is also a 1 point bonus for scoring in the same match that you received a card, as well as 3 points awarded for instigating an injury.


===Edition 3===


====Third Edition====
Look at the extended results [http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_3#Edition_3 on the 3rd Edition page]
A new low had occurred in 48 as the teams played just once. Tensions were high in this [http://www94.hattrick.org/Club/Matches/Match.aspx?matchID=444847&SourceSystem=HTOIntegrated&TeamId=228010&UpdateViewedReport=False tournament game] as the clubs understood the consequences. Gerard Harman took home the trophy in a 3-0 win, scoring 2 goals and a yellow.


{| class="prettytable sortable"
{| class="prettytable sortable"
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! Total Points
! Total Points
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | Gerard Harman
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | Coen Zeeuws
    | style="text-align:center;" | LL
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Saranac 1888s]]
             | style="text-align:center;" | 1
             | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
             | style="text-align:center;" | 1
             | style="text-align:center;" | 1
             | style="text-align:center;" | 0
             | style="text-align:center;" | 0
             | style="text-align:center;" | 2
             | style="text-align:center;" | 4
        |-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | Eli Loeffen
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | Jacó do Vale
    | style="text-align:center;" | BTFC
    | style="text-align:center;" | [[Toxic Rats]]
             | style="text-align:center;" | 1
             | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
             | style="text-align:center;" | 0
             | style="text-align:center;" | 0
             | style="text-align:center;" | 0
             | style="text-align:center;" | 0
             | style="text-align:center;" | 1
             | style="text-align:center;" | 3
|}
|}


==The Ronald Reagan Achievement Award==


[[File:RReagan.jpg]]


====Second Edition====
This award is given after each tournament to the oldest player to have scored a goal (and to have lived afterwards to tell about it).
47 saw 2 matches of disappointing rage. Mikey Balsiger won the award despite being known for his relaxed, pot-smoking hippy-like ways with a meager 2 points.
 
*Note: A player must be at least 25 years of age at tournament's end to qualify.


===Third Edition===
{| class="prettytable sortable"
{| class="prettytable sortable"
         |-
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! Total Goals
! Total Goals
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | Pascual López
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Luís Alberto Valenca]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | R.S.V Hion
            | style="text-align:center;" | 31.88
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
|}
 
===Second Edition===
 
{| class="prettytable sortable"
        |-
! Player
                ! Team
                ! Age at finish of tournament
! Total Goals
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Pascual López]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | Gaagii
    | style="text-align:center;" | Gaagii
             | style="text-align:center;" | 29.38
             | style="text-align:center;" | 29.38
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|}
|}


====First Edition====
===First Edition===
The teams played 3 times as well this season, LL taking 2 of 3. Fans were enraged at the idea that Thibaud Lucas, Ryan Urner, and Tyree Swartz would have to share the award after receiving 2 points each, as the idea of sharing "goes against every single ideal and logic that the award stands for." Consequently, a new rule was in place, calling on the leading members of each fan group to have a knife fight to the death. The Yeast Army's Jason Alexander, also known as George from 90's sitcom "Seinfeld," was laid to rest later that day and now has a memorial outside The Bakery, LL's stadium. The trophy belonged to BTFC's Swartz.




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             | style="padding-left:10px;" | Jorge Raúl Miguel Marín
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Jorge Raúl Miguel Marín]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | Spartan Curbstomp F.C.
    | style="text-align:center;" | Spartan Curbstomp F.C.
             | style="text-align:center;" | 33.67
             | style="text-align:center;" | 33.67
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[[category:Tournaments|Tight Butthole Republic]]

Latest revision as of 11:18, 29 December 2013

Tight Butthole Republic Tournament

The first edition of the trophy, before it was eventually awarded to inaugural winners Spartan Curbstomp F.C.
First Match 05.14.2012
Country  USA
Region Pennsylvania
Zone North America
Hosts Battle Toads FC & LOAF'S LOAFS

The Tight Butthole Republic is an American USA Tournament originating in Pennsylvania, more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area. The tournament is currently in its 14th edition as of December 29th, 2013. It is internationally known as the toughest, most physical tournament of its kind, as many teams rarely choose to come back for a second try. The first season was marred by an advertising mishap, as Russian airline company Rossiya accidentally wrote the word "Sh**" seven times in their ad appearing on the side of the field. After this the tournament has moved on successfully, only accepting local advertisers.

History

There have been 3 editions of the TBR to date.

Statistics

So far 25 different teams have taken part in the TBR. (Last Updated upon completion Edition 8 Finals)

Team Appearances in TBR Total Points (not including knockout) Total Wins (including knockout) Total Draws (including knockout) Total Losses (including knockout) GF GA Best Finish
Battle Toads FC 9 43 14 4 15 40 60 Finals (3rd Edition)
LOAF'S LOAFS 9 46 24 4 13 98 60 Champions (7th, 8th)
Swansea Denver AFC 8 37 13 1 12 58 62 Finals (5th Edition)
Saranac 1888s 5 15 5 0 11 29 48 Semifinals (3rd)
Toxic Rats 8 35 13 2 10 66 54 Champions (6th)
Lockport Jetz 3 19 8 1 4 29 19 Champions (5th Edition)
R.S.V. Hion 3 4 1 1 7 5 18 Group Stages (3rd)
Middlesex Athletic 2 10 5 1 3 18 10 Champions (3rd)
Amaral FC 2 8 3 2 3 12 15 Finals (1st Edition)
FC Bogna 1 6 4 0 2 21 9 Finals (7th)
St Cuthbert Wanderers 3 19 7 4 5 51 26 Semifinals (7th)
CUCCI 1 3 1 0 2 2 4 Group Stages (7th)
Queen City Psycho Squad 3 9 3 0 5 13 37 Quarterfinals (7th)
Schmikkel United 2 6 2 0 4 4 11 Group Stages (7th)
First Shock Battalion 1 0 0 0 3 0 10 Group Stages (7th)
The Terrible Team 1 7 3 1 1 15 12 Semifinals (7th)
Gaagii 1 7 3 1 1 16 18 Finals (2nd Edition)
Greater Poe FC 1 6 4 0 1 12 7 Champions (2nd Edition)
The Royal Bengals 1 6 2 0 2 8 5 Semifinals (2nd Edition)
Nida Miechow 1 3 1 0 2 4 8 Group Stages
Celtic Eagles FC 1 0 0 0 3 1 6 Group Stages
FC ETBU 1 7 2 1 0 8 6 Semifinals (Edition 1)
Spartan Curbstomp FC 1 5 3 2 0 20 8 Champions (Edition 1)
RC Indiana 1 0 0 0 3 4 10 Group Stages
Rio Grande Defenders FC 1 1 0 1 2 7 16 Group Stages
S.I. Wildcats 1 3 1 0 2 9 11 Group Stages (3rd)
Uniao de Araras 3 15 8 1 5 47 27 Champions (4th)
Quad Amputees 1 3 1 0 2 2 4 Group Play (4th)
SCV Crave 1 1 0 1 2 5 12 Group Stages (5th)
SinaloaP4P 1 1 0 1 2 5 15 Group Stages (5th)
WATB 1 0 0 0 3 4 13 Group Stages (6th)
Cleveland Force 1 6 2 0 2 7 6 Semifinals (6th)
atletico torpigna 2 13 9 1 2 39 17 "Champions" (9th)
Raffi Team 1 2 0 2 1 3 8 Group Stages (8th)
Free Pizza F.C. 2 7 2 1 3 10 19 Quarterfinals (8th)
Spring Arbor FC 1 3 1 0 2 2 5 Group Stages (8th)
Real Virginia 2 0 0 0 6 5 27 Group Stages (8th, 9th)
Sibilla Albunea 2 8 2 2 2 14 13 Group Stages (8th)
BazookaJoe Fortunes 2 14 3 2 3 31 18 Semifinals (8th)
St. Gallen Celtic 2 16 5 1 3 29 16 Quarterfinals (8th, 9th)
noizzekillers 1.FC 1 9 3 0 1 16 4 Quarterfinals (9th)
Didox 1 3 1 0 2 6 9 Group Stages (9th)
Julia's Dreamteam 1 0 0 0 3 2 21 Group Stages (9th)

Points System

Teams will be awarded points for their participation in editions of the TBR. Every 15 seasons, The Willis Hong Perfect Human Being Award will be given to the team that has the highest total in such a period. The points system is as follows:

  • A first place finish will count for 16/8 points, depending on the amount of participants
  • A second place finish 15/7
  • A third place finish 14/6
  • and so on...

If the team also participated in the consolation Loose Butthole Shootout, they will receive points based on the above system divided by 2.

(Teams listed will only appear on rankings if they have played more than one season)

Team Edition 1 Ed. 2 Ed. 3 Ed. 4 Ed. 5 Ed. 6 Ed. 7 Ed. 8 Ed. 9 Ed. 10 Ed. 11 Ed. 12 Ed. 13 Total
LOAF'S LOAFS 3 (6/8) 1 (8/8) 5 (4/8) 7 (2/8) 4 (5/8) 7 (2/8) 16 (1/16) 16 (1/16) 15 (2/16) 16 (1/16) 8 (9/16) 9 (8/16) 16 (1/16) 123
Battle Toads FC 4 (5/8) 6 (3/8) 7 (2/8) 1 (8/8) 5 (4/8) 3 (6/8) 3 (14/16) 11 (6/16) 9 (8/16) 1 (16/16) 1 (16/16) 2 (15/16) 11 (6/16) 64
Swansea Denver AFC 6 (3/8) 4 (5/8) 6 (3/8) 7 (2/8) 2 (7/8) 4 (13/16) 7+3 (10/16)(3/8) 5 (12/16) 4+2 (13/16)(5/8) 5+2 (12/16)(5/8) 57
Toxic Rats 1 (8/8) 5 (4/8) 6 (3/8) 8 (1/8) 6 (11/16) 5+4 (12/16)(1/8) 10 (7/16) 2+3 (15/16)(3/8) 7+2 (10/16)(5/8) 4 (13/16) 63
Uniao de Araras 8 (1/8) 14 (3/16) 7 (10/16) +2 (/)(5/8) 6+2 (11/16)(5/8) 1 (16/16) 4 (9/16) 44
Atletico Torpigna 15 (2/16) 16 (1/16) 10 (7/16) 15 (2/16) 16 (1/16) 15 (2/16) 87
noizzekillers 1.FC 12 (5/16) 11 (6/16) 14 (3/16) 15 (2/16) 14 (3/16) 66
St Cuthbert Wanderers FC 14 (3/16) 12 (5/16) 13 (4/16) 13 (4/16) 16 (1/16) 12 (5/16) 80
Lockport Jetz 8 (1/8) 5 (4/8) 12 (5/16) +2 (/) (5/8) +3 (/) (3/8) +3 (/) (3/8) 2 (15/16) 8 (9/16) 4 (13/16) 47

The Zack Galifianakis Effort Award

For the teams who tried, but simply just didn't put fans in the seats (least amount of points accumulated in group play)

Sixth Edition

Team Points Goal Differential Goals For
WATB 0 -9 4


Fifth Edition

Team Points Goal Differential Goals For
Saranac 1888s 0 -4 5


Fourth Edition

Team Points Goal Differential Goals For
Battle Toads FC 1 -5 1

Third Edition

Team Points Goal Differential Goals For
Toxic Rats 2 -1 4

Second Edition

Team Points Goal Differential Goals For
LOAF'S LOAFS 0 -6 3

First Edition

Team Points Goal Differential Goals For
RC Indiana 0 -6 4

Top Scorers By Edition

Edition 1

Player Team Goals
Jorge Raúl Miguel Marín Spartan Curbstomp FC 5

Edition 2

Player Team Goals
Tom Richards Greater Poe FC 6

Edition 3

Player Team Goals
Frederic Busquets LOAF'S LOAFS 3
Edu Franqueza Swansea Denver AFC 3
Henry Nesbitt Swansea Denver AFC 3

Edition 4

Player Team Goals
Rodrigo Gonzàlez Uniao de Araras 6

Edition 6

Player Team Goals
Stoffel Vrede Battle Toads FC 4
Christian Stagi Toxic Rats 4
David Casabuena Lockport Jetz 4
Gonzalo Pineda Lockport Jetz 4

The Teddy Roosevelt Big Stick Award

Introduced for the first time in Edition 3, this award is given to the player that has accumulated the highest combination of Red and Yellow cards.

Red cards being worth 3 points, and Yellow cards being worth 1. There is also a 1 point bonus for scoring in the same match that you received a card, as well as 3 points awarded for instigating an injury.

Edition 3

Look at the extended results on the 3rd Edition page

Player Team Yellows Reds Bonus (Goal + Card in same game) Caused Injury Total Points
Coen Zeeuws Saranac 1888s 0 1 1 0 4
Jacó do Vale Toxic Rats 0 1 0 0 3

The Ronald Reagan Achievement Award

This award is given after each tournament to the oldest player to have scored a goal (and to have lived afterwards to tell about it).

  • Note: A player must be at least 25 years of age at tournament's end to qualify.

Third Edition

Player Team Age at finish of tournament Total Goals
Luís Alberto Valenca R.S.V Hion 31.88 1

Second Edition

Player Team Age at finish of tournament Total Goals
Pascual López Gaagii 29.38 5

First Edition

Player Team Age at finish of Tournament Total Goals
Jorge Raúl Miguel Marín Spartan Curbstomp F.C. 33.67 5
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