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|+ style="font-size: larger;"|'''Tight Butthole Republic Tournament''' | |+ style="font-size: larger;"|'''Tight Butthole Republic Tournament''' | ||
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| colspan="2" | [[Image: | | colspan="2" | [[Image:TBHTrophyMini.jpg]]<br>''The first edition of the trophy, before it was eventually awarded to inaugural winners [[Spartan Curbstomp F.C.]] | ||
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'''The Tight Butthole Republic''' is an [[USA|American]] {{Flagicon|USA}} [[Tournament]] originating in [[Pennsylvania]], more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area. The tournament is currently in its | '''The Tight Butthole Republic''' is an [[USA|American]] {{Flagicon|USA}} [[Tournament]] originating in [[Pennsylvania]], more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area. The tournament is currently in its 14th edition as of December 29th, 2013. It is internationally known as the toughest, most physical tournament of its kind, as many teams rarely choose to come back for a second try. The first season was marred by an advertising mishap, as Russian airline company Rossiya accidentally wrote the word "Sh**" seven times in their ad appearing on the side of the field. After this the tournament has moved on successfully, only accepting local advertisers. | ||
== | ==History== | ||
There have been 3 editions of the TBR to date. | |||
*Edition 1 winner: [[Spartan Curbstomp F.C.]] | |||
*Edition 2 winner: [[Greater Poe FC]] | |||
*[http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_3 Edition 3 winner:] [[Middlesex Athletic]] | |||
*[http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_4 Edition 4 winner:] [[Uniao de Araras]] | |||
*[http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_5 Edition 5 winner:] [[Lockport Jetz]] | |||
*[http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_6 Edition 6 winner:] [[Toxic Rats]] | |||
*[http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_7 Edition 7 winner:] [[LOAF'S LOAFS]] | |||
*[http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_8 Edition 8 winner:] [[LOAF'S LOAFS]] | |||
*[http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_9 Edition 9 winner:] [[atletico torpigna]] | |||
*Edition 10 winner: [[LOAF'S LOAFS]] | |||
*Edition 11 winner: [[St Cuthbert Wanderers FC]] | |||
*Edition 12 winner: [[atletico torpigna]] | |||
*Edition 13 winner: [[LOAF'S LOAFS]] | |||
===Statistics=== | ===Statistics=== | ||
So far 25 different teams have taken part in the TBR. | |||
(Last Updated upon completion Edition 8 Finals) | |||
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| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Battle Toads FC]] | | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Battle Toads FC]] | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 9 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 43 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 14 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 4 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 15 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 40 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 60 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | Finals (3rd Edition) | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[LOAF'S LOAFS]] | | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[LOAF'S LOAFS]] | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 9 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 46 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 24 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 13 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 98 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 60 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | '''Champions (7th, 8th)''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Swansea Denver AFC]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 8 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 37 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 13 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 12 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 58 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 62 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Finals (5th Edition) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Saranac 1888s]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 5 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 15 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 5 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | | style="text-align:center;" | 0 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 11 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 29 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 48 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (3rd) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Toxic Rats]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 8 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 35 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 13 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | | style="text-align:center;" | 2 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 10 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 66 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 54 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | '''Champions (6th)''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Lockport Jetz]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 19 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 8 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 29 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 19 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | '''Champions (5th Edition)''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[R.S.V. Hion]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 7 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 5 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 18 | | style="text-align:center;" | 18 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages | | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (3rd) | ||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[ | | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Middlesex Athletic]] | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | | style="text-align:center;" | 2 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 10 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 5 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | | style="text-align:center;" | 3 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 18 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 10 | | style="text-align:center;" | 10 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | '''Champions''' (3rd) | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Amaral FC]] | | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Amaral FC]] | ||
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| style="text-align:center;" | 15 | | style="text-align:center;" | 15 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | Finals (1st Edition) | | style="text-align:center;" | Finals (1st Edition) | ||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[FC Bogna]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 6 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 21 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 9 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Finals (7th) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[St Cuthbert Wanderers]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 19 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 7 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 5 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 51 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 26 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (7th) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[CUCCI]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (7th) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Queen City Psycho Squad]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 9 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 5 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 13 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 37 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Quarterfinals (7th) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Schmikkel United]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 6 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 11 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (7th) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[First Shock Battalion]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 10 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (7th) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[The Terrible Team]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 7 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 15 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 12 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (7th) | |||
|- | |- | ||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Gaagii]] | | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Gaagii]] | ||
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| style="text-align:center;" | 12 | | style="text-align:center;" | 12 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 7 | | style="text-align:center;" | 7 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | Champions (2nd Edition) | | style="text-align:center;" | '''Champions''' (2nd Edition) | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[The Royal Bengals]] | | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[The Royal Bengals]] | ||
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| style="text-align:center;" | 20 | | style="text-align:center;" | 20 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 8 | | style="text-align:center;" | 8 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | Champions (Edition 1) | | style="text-align:center;" | '''Champions''' (Edition 1) | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[RC Indiana]] | | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[RC Indiana]] | ||
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| style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages | | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[ | | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[S.I. Wildcats]] | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | | style="text-align:center;" | 1 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | | style="text-align:center;" | 3 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | | style="text-align:center;" | 1 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | | style="text-align:center;" | 0 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 9 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 11 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (3rd) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Uniao de Araras]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 15 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 8 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 5 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 47 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 27 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | '''Champions''' (4th) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Quad Amputees]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | | style="text-align:center;" | 0 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Group Play (4th) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[SCV Crave]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | | style="text-align:center;" | 1 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 5 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 12 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (5th) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[SinaloaP4P]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 5 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 15 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (5th) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[WATB]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | | style="text-align:center;" | 0 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 0 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 13 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (6th) | |||
|- | |- | ||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[ | | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Cleveland Force]] | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | | style="text-align:center;" | 1 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 6 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | | style="text-align:center;" | 0 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 7 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 6 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (6th) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[atletico torpigna]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 13 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 9 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 39 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 17 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | "Champions" (9th) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Raffi Team]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | | style="text-align:center;" | 0 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 8 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (8th) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Free Pizza F.C.]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 7 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | | style="text-align:center;" | 1 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 10 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 19 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Quarterfinals (8th) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Spring Arbor FC]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 5 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (8th) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Real Virginia]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | | style="text-align:center;" | 0 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | | style="text-align:center;" | 0 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 0 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 6 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 5 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 27 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (8th, 9th) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Sibilla Albunea]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 8 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 14 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 13 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (8th) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[BazookaJoe Fortunes]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 14 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 31 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 18 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (8th) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[St. Gallen Celtic]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 16 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 5 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 29 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 16 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Quarterfinals (8th, 9th) | |||
|- | |- | ||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[ | | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[noizzekillers 1.FC]] | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | | style="text-align:center;" | 1 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 9 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 3 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | | style="text-align:center;" | 0 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | | style="text-align:center;" | 1 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 16 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 4 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | Quarterfinals (9th) | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[ | | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Didox]] | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | | style="text-align:center;" | 1 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 0 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 6 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 9 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (9th) | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Julia's Dreamteam]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | | style="text-align:center;" | 1 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | | style="text-align:center;" | 0 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | | style="text-align:center;" | 0 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | | style="text-align:center;" | 2 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | | style="text-align:center;" | 21 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (9th) | ||
|} | |||
===Points System=== | |||
Teams will be awarded points for their participation in editions of the TBR. Every 15 seasons, '''The Willis Hong Perfect Human Being Award''' will be given to the team that has the highest total in such a period. The points system is as follows: | |||
*A first place finish will count for 16/8 points, depending on the amount of participants | |||
*A second place finish 15/7 | |||
*A third place finish 14/6 | |||
*and so on... | |||
If the team also participated in the consolation Loose Butthole Shootout, they will receive points based on the above system divided by 2. | |||
(Teams listed will only appear on rankings if they have played more than one season) | |||
{| class="prettytable sortable" | |||
|- | |||
! Team | |||
! Edition 1 | |||
! Ed. 2 | |||
! Ed. 3 | |||
! Ed. 4 | |||
! Ed. 5 | |||
! Ed. 6 | |||
! Ed. 7 | |||
! Ed. 8 | |||
! Ed. 9 | |||
! Ed. 10 | |||
! Ed. 11 | |||
! Ed. 12 | |||
! Ed. 13 | |||
! Total | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[LOAF'S LOAFS]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 (6/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 (8/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 5 (4/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 7 (2/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 (5/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 7 (2/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 16 (1/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 16 (1/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 15 (2/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 16 (1/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 8 (9/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 9 (8/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 16 (1/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | '''123''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Battle Toads FC]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 (5/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 6 (3/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 7 (2/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 (8/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 5 (4/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 (6/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 (14/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 11 (6/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 9 (8/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 (16/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 (16/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 (15/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 11 (6/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | '''64''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Swansea Denver AFC]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 6 (3/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 (5/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 6 (3/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 7 (2/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 (7/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 (13/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 7+3 (10/16)(3/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 5 (12/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4+2 (13/16)(5/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 5+2 (12/16)(5/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | '''57''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Toxic Rats]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 (8/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 5 (4/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 6 (3/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 8 (1/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 6 (11/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 5+4 (12/16)(1/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 10 (7/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2+3 (15/16)(3/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 7+2 (10/16)(5/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 (13/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | '''63''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Uniao de Araras]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 8 (1/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 14 (3/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 7 (10/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | +2 (/)(5/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 6+2 (11/16)(5/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 (16/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 (9/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | '''44''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Atletico Torpigna]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 15 (2/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 16 (1/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 10 (7/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 15 (2/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 16 (1/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 15 (2/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | '''87''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[noizzekillers 1.FC]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 12 (5/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 11 (6/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 14 (3/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 15 (2/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 14 (3/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | '''66''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[St Cuthbert Wanderers FC]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 14 (3/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 12 (5/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 13 (4/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 13 (4/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 16 (1/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 12 (5/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | '''80''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Lockport Jetz]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 8 (1/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 5 (4/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 12 (5/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | +2 (/) (5/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | +3 (/) (3/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | +3 (/) (3/8) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 (15/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 8 (9/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 (13/16) | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | '''47''' | |||
|} | |||
==The Zack Galifianakis Effort Award== | |||
For the teams who tried, but simply just didn't put fans in the seats (least amount of points accumulated in group play) | |||
[[File:ZGaward.jpg]] | |||
===Sixth Edition=== | |||
{| class="prettytable sortable" | |||
|- | |||
! Team | |||
! Points | |||
! Goal Differential | |||
! Goals For | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[WATB]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | -9 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 | |||
|} | |||
===Fifth Edition=== | |||
{| class="prettytable sortable" | |||
|- | |- | ||
! Team | |||
! Points | |||
! Goal Differential | |||
! Goals For | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Saranac 1888s]] | | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Saranac 1888s]] | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | -4 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 5 | |||
|} | |||
===Fourth Edition=== | |||
{| class="prettytable sortable" | |||
|- | |||
! Team | |||
! Points | |||
! Goal Differential | |||
! Goals For | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Battle Toads FC]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | | style="text-align:center;" | 1 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | -5 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | | style="text-align:center;" | 1 | ||
|} | |||
===Third Edition=== | |||
{| class="prettytable sortable" | |||
|- | |||
! Team | |||
! Points | |||
! Goal Differential | |||
! Goals For | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Toxic Rats]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | -1 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 | |||
|} | |||
===Second Edition=== | |||
{| class="prettytable sortable" | |||
|- | |||
! Team | |||
! Points | |||
! Goal Differential | |||
! Goals For | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[LOAF'S LOAFS]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | | style="text-align:center;" | 0 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | -6 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
|} | |||
===First Edition=== | |||
{| class="prettytable sortable" | |||
|- | |||
! Team | |||
! Points | |||
! Goal Differential | |||
! Goals For | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[RC Indiana]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | | style="text-align:center;" | 0 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 2 | | style="text-align:center;" | -6 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 4 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | |||
|} | |||
==Top Scorers By Edition== | |||
===Edition 1=== | |||
{| class="prettytable sortable" | |||
|- | |||
! Player | |||
! Team | |||
! Goals | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Jorge Raúl Miguel Marín]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Spartan Curbstomp FC]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 5 | |||
|} | |||
===Edition 2=== | |||
{| class="prettytable sortable" | |||
|- | |||
! Player | |||
! Team | |||
! Goals | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Tom Richards]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Greater Poe FC]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 6 | |||
|} | |||
===Edition 3=== | |||
{| class="prettytable sortable" | |||
|- | |||
! Player | |||
! Team | |||
! Goals | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Frederic Busquets]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | [[LOAF'S LOAFS]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Edu Franqueza]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Swansea Denver AFC]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Henry Nesbitt]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Swansea Denver AFC]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 3 | |||
|} | |||
===Edition 4=== | |||
{| class="prettytable sortable" | |||
|- | |||
! Player | |||
! Team | |||
! Goals | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Rodrigo Gonzàlez]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Uniao de Araras]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 6 | |||
|} | |||
===Edition 6=== | |||
{| class="prettytable sortable" | |||
|- | |||
! Player | |||
! Team | |||
! Goals | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Stoffel Vrede]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Battle Toads FC]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Christian Stagi]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Toxic Rats]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[David Casabuena]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Lockport Jetz]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Gonzalo Pineda]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Lockport Jetz]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 4 | |||
|} | |} | ||
==The Teddy Roosevelt Big Stick Award== | |||
[[File:Bigstick.jpg]] | |||
Introduced for the first time in Edition 3, this award is given to the player that has accumulated the highest combination of Red and Yellow cards. | |||
Red cards being worth 3 points, and Yellow cards being worth 1. There is also a 1 point bonus for scoring in the same match that you received a card, as well as 3 points awarded for instigating an injury. | |||
===Edition 3=== | |||
Look at the extended results [http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_3#Edition_3 on the 3rd Edition page] | |||
{| class="prettytable sortable" | {| class="prettytable sortable" | ||
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! Total Points | ! Total Points | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | | | style="padding-left:10px;" | Coen Zeeuws | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | [[Saranac 1888s]] | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 0 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 1 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | | style="text-align:center;" | 1 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | | style="text-align:center;" | 0 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 4 | ||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | | | style="padding-left:10px;" | Jacó do Vale | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | [[Toxic Rats]] | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 0 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 1 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | | style="text-align:center;" | 0 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 0 | | style="text-align:center;" | 0 | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | | | style="text-align:center;" | 3 | ||
|} | |} | ||
==The Ronald Reagan Achievement Award== | |||
[[File:RReagan.jpg]] | |||
This award is given after each tournament to the oldest player to have scored a goal (and to have lived afterwards to tell about it). | |||
*Note: A player must be at least 25 years of age at tournament's end to qualify. | |||
===Third Edition=== | |||
{| class="prettytable sortable" | |||
|- | |||
! Player | |||
! Team | |||
! Age at finish of tournament | |||
! Total Goals | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Luís Alberto Valenca]] | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | R.S.V Hion | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 31.88 | |||
| style="text-align:center;" | 1 | |||
|} | |||
===Second Edition=== | |||
{| class="prettytable sortable" | {| class="prettytable sortable" | ||
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! Total Goals | ! Total Goals | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | Pascual López | | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Pascual López]] | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | Gaagii | | style="text-align:center;" | Gaagii | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 29.38 | | style="text-align:center;" | 29.38 | ||
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|} | |} | ||
===First Edition=== | |||
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|- | |- | ||
| style="padding-left:10px;" | Jorge Raúl Miguel Marín | | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Jorge Raúl Miguel Marín]] | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | Spartan Curbstomp F.C. | | style="text-align:center;" | Spartan Curbstomp F.C. | ||
| style="text-align:center;" | 33.67 | | style="text-align:center;" | 33.67 | ||
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[[category:Tournaments|Tight Butthole Republic]] | |||
Latest revision as of 11:18, 29 December 2013
![]() The first edition of the trophy, before it was eventually awarded to inaugural winners Spartan Curbstomp F.C. | |
| First Match | 05.14.2012 |
| Country | |
| Region | Pennsylvania |
| Zone | North America |
| Hosts | Battle Toads FC & LOAF'S LOAFS |
The Tight Butthole Republic is an American
Tournament originating in Pennsylvania, more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area. The tournament is currently in its 14th edition as of December 29th, 2013. It is internationally known as the toughest, most physical tournament of its kind, as many teams rarely choose to come back for a second try. The first season was marred by an advertising mishap, as Russian airline company Rossiya accidentally wrote the word "Sh**" seven times in their ad appearing on the side of the field. After this the tournament has moved on successfully, only accepting local advertisers.
History
There have been 3 editions of the TBR to date.
- Edition 1 winner: Spartan Curbstomp F.C.
- Edition 2 winner: Greater Poe FC
- Edition 3 winner: Middlesex Athletic
- Edition 4 winner: Uniao de Araras
- Edition 5 winner: Lockport Jetz
- Edition 6 winner: Toxic Rats
- Edition 7 winner: LOAF'S LOAFS
- Edition 8 winner: LOAF'S LOAFS
- Edition 9 winner: atletico torpigna
- Edition 10 winner: LOAF'S LOAFS
- Edition 11 winner: St Cuthbert Wanderers FC
- Edition 12 winner: atletico torpigna
- Edition 13 winner: LOAF'S LOAFS
Statistics
So far 25 different teams have taken part in the TBR. (Last Updated upon completion Edition 8 Finals)
| Team | Appearances in TBR | Total Points (not including knockout) | Total Wins (including knockout) | Total Draws (including knockout) | Total Losses (including knockout) | GF | GA | Best Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Battle Toads FC | 9 | 43 | 14 | 4 | 15 | 40 | 60 | Finals (3rd Edition) |
| LOAF'S LOAFS | 9 | 46 | 24 | 4 | 13 | 98 | 60 | Champions (7th, 8th) |
| Swansea Denver AFC | 8 | 37 | 13 | 1 | 12 | 58 | 62 | Finals (5th Edition) |
| Saranac 1888s | 5 | 15 | 5 | 0 | 11 | 29 | 48 | Semifinals (3rd) |
| Toxic Rats | 8 | 35 | 13 | 2 | 10 | 66 | 54 | Champions (6th) |
| Lockport Jetz | 3 | 19 | 8 | 1 | 4 | 29 | 19 | Champions (5th Edition) |
| R.S.V. Hion | 3 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 5 | 18 | Group Stages (3rd) |
| Middlesex Athletic | 2 | 10 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 18 | 10 | Champions (3rd) |
| Amaral FC | 2 | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 12 | 15 | Finals (1st Edition) |
| FC Bogna | 1 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 21 | 9 | Finals (7th) |
| St Cuthbert Wanderers | 3 | 19 | 7 | 4 | 5 | 51 | 26 | Semifinals (7th) |
| CUCCI | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 4 | Group Stages (7th) |
| Queen City Psycho Squad | 3 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 13 | 37 | Quarterfinals (7th) |
| Schmikkel United | 2 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 11 | Group Stages (7th) |
| First Shock Battalion | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 10 | Group Stages (7th) |
| The Terrible Team | 1 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 12 | Semifinals (7th) |
| Gaagii | 1 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 18 | Finals (2nd Edition) |
| Greater Poe FC | 1 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 7 | Champions (2nd Edition) |
| The Royal Bengals | 1 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 5 | Semifinals (2nd Edition) |
| Nida Miechow | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 8 | Group Stages |
| Celtic Eagles FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 6 | Group Stages |
| FC ETBU | 1 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 6 | Semifinals (Edition 1) |
| Spartan Curbstomp FC | 1 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 20 | 8 | Champions (Edition 1) |
| RC Indiana | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 10 | Group Stages |
| Rio Grande Defenders FC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 16 | Group Stages |
| S.I. Wildcats | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 11 | Group Stages (3rd) |
| Uniao de Araras | 3 | 15 | 8 | 1 | 5 | 47 | 27 | Champions (4th) |
| Quad Amputees | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 4 | Group Play (4th) |
| SCV Crave | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 12 | Group Stages (5th) |
| SinaloaP4P | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 15 | Group Stages (5th) |
| WATB | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 13 | Group Stages (6th) |
| Cleveland Force | 1 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 6 | Semifinals (6th) |
| atletico torpigna | 2 | 13 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 39 | 17 | "Champions" (9th) |
| Raffi Team | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 8 | Group Stages (8th) |
| Free Pizza F.C. | 2 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 19 | Quarterfinals (8th) |
| Spring Arbor FC | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 5 | Group Stages (8th) |
| Real Virginia | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 5 | 27 | Group Stages (8th, 9th) |
| Sibilla Albunea | 2 | 8 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 14 | 13 | Group Stages (8th) |
| BazookaJoe Fortunes | 2 | 14 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 31 | 18 | Semifinals (8th) |
| St. Gallen Celtic | 2 | 16 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 29 | 16 | Quarterfinals (8th, 9th) |
| noizzekillers 1.FC | 1 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 4 | Quarterfinals (9th) |
| Didox | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 9 | Group Stages (9th) |
| Julia's Dreamteam | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 21 | Group Stages (9th) |
Points System
Teams will be awarded points for their participation in editions of the TBR. Every 15 seasons, The Willis Hong Perfect Human Being Award will be given to the team that has the highest total in such a period. The points system is as follows:
- A first place finish will count for 16/8 points, depending on the amount of participants
- A second place finish 15/7
- A third place finish 14/6
- and so on...
If the team also participated in the consolation Loose Butthole Shootout, they will receive points based on the above system divided by 2.
(Teams listed will only appear on rankings if they have played more than one season)
| Team | Edition 1 | Ed. 2 | Ed. 3 | Ed. 4 | Ed. 5 | Ed. 6 | Ed. 7 | Ed. 8 | Ed. 9 | Ed. 10 | Ed. 11 | Ed. 12 | Ed. 13 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LOAF'S LOAFS | 3 (6/8) | 1 (8/8) | 5 (4/8) | 7 (2/8) | 4 (5/8) | 7 (2/8) | 16 (1/16) | 16 (1/16) | 15 (2/16) | 16 (1/16) | 8 (9/16) | 9 (8/16) | 16 (1/16) | 123 |
| Battle Toads FC | 4 (5/8) | 6 (3/8) | 7 (2/8) | 1 (8/8) | 5 (4/8) | 3 (6/8) | 3 (14/16) | 11 (6/16) | 9 (8/16) | 1 (16/16) | 1 (16/16) | 2 (15/16) | 11 (6/16) | 64 |
| Swansea Denver AFC | 6 (3/8) | 4 (5/8) | 6 (3/8) | 7 (2/8) | 2 (7/8) | 4 (13/16) | 7+3 (10/16)(3/8) | 5 (12/16) | 4+2 (13/16)(5/8) | 5+2 (12/16)(5/8) | 57 | |||
| Toxic Rats | 1 (8/8) | 5 (4/8) | 6 (3/8) | 8 (1/8) | 6 (11/16) | 5+4 (12/16)(1/8) | 10 (7/16) | 2+3 (15/16)(3/8) | 7+2 (10/16)(5/8) | 4 (13/16) | 63 | |||
| Uniao de Araras | 8 (1/8) | 14 (3/16) | 7 (10/16) | +2 (/)(5/8) | 6+2 (11/16)(5/8) | 1 (16/16) | 4 (9/16) | 44 | ||||||
| Atletico Torpigna | 15 (2/16) | 16 (1/16) | 10 (7/16) | 15 (2/16) | 16 (1/16) | 15 (2/16) | 87 | |||||||
| noizzekillers 1.FC | 12 (5/16) | 11 (6/16) | 14 (3/16) | 15 (2/16) | 14 (3/16) | 66 | ||||||||
| St Cuthbert Wanderers FC | 14 (3/16) | 12 (5/16) | 13 (4/16) | 13 (4/16) | 16 (1/16) | 12 (5/16) | 80 | |||||||
| Lockport Jetz | 8 (1/8) | 5 (4/8) | 12 (5/16) | +2 (/) (5/8) | +3 (/) (3/8) | +3 (/) (3/8) | 2 (15/16) | 8 (9/16) | 4 (13/16) | 47 |
The Zack Galifianakis Effort Award
For the teams who tried, but simply just didn't put fans in the seats (least amount of points accumulated in group play)
Sixth Edition
| Team | Points | Goal Differential | Goals For |
|---|---|---|---|
| WATB | 0 | -9 | 4 |
Fifth Edition
| Team | Points | Goal Differential | Goals For |
|---|---|---|---|
| Saranac 1888s | 0 | -4 | 5 |
Fourth Edition
| Team | Points | Goal Differential | Goals For |
|---|---|---|---|
| Battle Toads FC | 1 | -5 | 1 |
Third Edition
| Team | Points | Goal Differential | Goals For |
|---|---|---|---|
| Toxic Rats | 2 | -1 | 4 |
Second Edition
| Team | Points | Goal Differential | Goals For |
|---|---|---|---|
| LOAF'S LOAFS | 0 | -6 | 3 |
First Edition
| Team | Points | Goal Differential | Goals For |
|---|---|---|---|
| RC Indiana | 0 | -6 | 4 |
Top Scorers By Edition
Edition 1
| Player | Team | Goals |
|---|---|---|
| Jorge Raúl Miguel Marín | Spartan Curbstomp FC | 5 |
Edition 2
| Player | Team | Goals |
|---|---|---|
| Tom Richards | Greater Poe FC | 6 |
Edition 3
| Player | Team | Goals |
|---|---|---|
| Frederic Busquets | LOAF'S LOAFS | 3 |
| Edu Franqueza | Swansea Denver AFC | 3 |
| Henry Nesbitt | Swansea Denver AFC | 3 |
Edition 4
| Player | Team | Goals |
|---|---|---|
| Rodrigo Gonzàlez | Uniao de Araras | 6 |
Edition 6
| Player | Team | Goals |
|---|---|---|
| Stoffel Vrede | Battle Toads FC | 4 |
| Christian Stagi | Toxic Rats | 4 |
| David Casabuena | Lockport Jetz | 4 |
| Gonzalo Pineda | Lockport Jetz | 4 |
The Teddy Roosevelt Big Stick Award
Introduced for the first time in Edition 3, this award is given to the player that has accumulated the highest combination of Red and Yellow cards.
Red cards being worth 3 points, and Yellow cards being worth 1. There is also a 1 point bonus for scoring in the same match that you received a card, as well as 3 points awarded for instigating an injury.
Edition 3
Look at the extended results on the 3rd Edition page
| Player | Team | Yellows | Reds | Bonus (Goal + Card in same game) | Caused Injury | Total Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Coen Zeeuws | Saranac 1888s | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 |
| Jacó do Vale | Toxic Rats | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
The Ronald Reagan Achievement Award
This award is given after each tournament to the oldest player to have scored a goal (and to have lived afterwards to tell about it).
- Note: A player must be at least 25 years of age at tournament's end to qualify.
Third Edition
| Player | Team | Age at finish of tournament | Total Goals |
|---|---|---|---|
| Luís Alberto Valenca | R.S.V Hion | 31.88 | 1 |
Second Edition
| Player | Team | Age at finish of tournament | Total Goals |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pascual López | Gaagii | 29.38 | 5 |
First Edition
| Player | Team | Age at finish of Tournament | Total Goals |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jorge Raúl Miguel Marín | Spartan Curbstomp F.C. | 33.67 | 5 |



