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INTERWIKI

Funny things and records about players names based on a trending topic and very popular and active discussions in the forum.

Shorter names

Players with the shortest name in Hattrick:

0 characters

(164809796) - no name at first, then he was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later (sold for 1,145,000 US$).

2 characters

3 characters

Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of Bob Sunesson.
I-Q (5203016)

4 characters

5 characters (including space)

Longer Names

Players with the longest name:

56 characters

(245094299) Justus-Alexander Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - the Argentine one who came to beat the reigning champion Martin Christof.

55 characters

(171982397) Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - part of the same series of Peckelsheim family, had the longest known player name in Hattrick for a long time.
(247874540) Joachim Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg - Another Argentine and the longest one of the Waldeck-Limpurg family.

54 characters

53 characters

52 characters

51 characters

(17388545) Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick.He was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.

50 characters

49 characters

48 characters

46 characters

41 characters

36 characters

35 characters

Robotic +C34 Range

Clone players created due to an error mainly between October and November 2002:

Nicknames

Further information: Nickname

Before Hattrick Gears, nicknames were very rare:

Double names

First name identical to surname:

Crazy names

Misspelling of "Brian"'s series

The "Richard"'s series - Beware!

Funny names: Difference between revisions

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Longer Names

Robotic +C34 Range

Nicknames

Double names

Crazy names

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-== Weird Names ==
+{{interwiki/Funny names}}
+Funny things and records about [[player]]s names based on a trending topic and very popular and active discussions in the [[forum]].
+[[File:Player 171982397.png|frame]]
+== Shorter names ==
+Players with the shortest name in Hattrick:
+; 0 characters
+* {{playerid|164809796}} - <small>no name at first, then he was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later (sold for 1,145,000 US$). </small>
+; 2 characters
+* {{playerid|149889718|Ye}}
+* {{playerid|72235698|Co}}
+* {{playerid|70120821|Li}}
+* {{playerid|57585350|Ko}}
+* {{playerid|28747795|Oh}}
+* {{playerid|8195188|Yi}}
+* {{playerid|418236|Pi}} - Youth Squad Scout.
+; 3 characters
+* Bob {{playerid|109567443}} - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]].
+* I-Q {{playerid|5203016|}}
+; 4 characters
+* {{playerid|72252405|Karl}}
+* {{playerid|72237234|Riny}}
+; 5 characters (including space)
+* {{playerid|112897227|Ha Ha}} - A real clown.
+* {{playerid|45601760|La La}}
+* {{playerid|6895133|Li Li}}
+* {{playerid|125868285|Li On}} - big cat of the jungle.
-* I-Q {{playerid|5203016}}
+== Longer Names ==
+Players with the longest name:
+; 56 characters
+* {{playerid|245094299}} [[Justus-Alexander Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim]] - the Argentine one who came to beat the reigning champion Martin Christof.
+; 55 characters
+* {{playerid|171982397|Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - part of the same series of Peckelsheim family, had the longest known player name in Hattrick for a long time.
+* {{playerid|247874540|Joachim Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}} - Another Argentine and the longest one of the Waldeck-Limpurg family.
+; 54 characters
+* {{playerid|103391259|Jasper Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}}
+; 53 characters
+* {{playerid|203699395|Merlin Tobias Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - Part of a great footballing family.
+* {{playerid|90041237|Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - He had the longest (known) player name in Hattrick for a long time.
+* {{playerid|192715137|Holger Hubertus Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}} - Young bloke tangents Fred-Bernhard's (now outdated) record.
+* {{playerid|228271433|Peer-Augustin Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - The Swiss second cousin of the family.
+; 52 characters
+* {{playerid|291747598}} [[Anton-Johann Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim]] - Sub keeper for the [[Caherlistrane Minors]].
+* {{playerid|47643024|Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
+* {{playerid|210632560|Clemens Wenzel Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}}
+; 51 characters
+* {{playerid|17388545|Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick.<small>He was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.</small>
+; 50 characters
+* {{playerid|124522504|Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}}
+* {{playerid|50978151|Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}}
+; 49 characters
+* {{playerid|28651109|Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten}}
+* {{playerid|440227716|Calvin-Alexander Behrenreiter-Prziemski Scharnitz}}
+; 48 characters
+* {{playerid|354752235|Robert-Jan Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}}
+; 46 characters
+* {{playerid|22948541|Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}}
+; 41 characters
+* {{playerid|72781238|Bartholdus Fürst von Bismarck-Schönhausen}} - At the time, the longest name for a YA player.
+; 36 characters
+* {{playerid|437274853}} [[Cedric Michael Mondry von Dombrowski]] - World Champion with Italian NT.
+; 35 characters
+* {{playerid|1235673|Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan}} - 35 longest first name.
+* {{playerid|470763227}} [[Boniface Randrianasolonomenjanahar]] - 35 longest single last name.<!--
-=== Robotic +C34 Range ===
+Not included:
-* Don Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6021333}}
+* {{playerid|???|Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim}} - 45 characters
-* Menno Helmus+C34 {{playerid|5541795}}
+* {{playerid|100876982|Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}} - 43 characters
-* Boris Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6095814}}
+* {{playerid|260900727|Florian Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg}} - 40 characters
-* Quincy Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6949575}}
+* {{playerid|332732154|Konrad Freiherr zu Inn- und Knyphausen}} - 38
-* Nick Helmus+C34 {{playerid|5400511}}
+* {{playerid|30849116|Boris Freiherr zu Inn- und Knyphausen}} - 37
-* Raymond Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6957296}}
+* {{playerid|127391278|Wanderlei Puente De Los Arroyos Soler}} - 37
-* Joep Helmus+C34 {{playerid|1705960}}
+* {{playerid|266572336|Sebastião Francisco Fernandes Basto}} - 35
+* {{playerid|326988048|Laurenz Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten}} - 35
+* {{playerid|286195132|Sylvain de Dieudonné de Corbeek over Loo}} - 34
+* [[Fernando Adrián de Paullo Waldfogiel]] - 32
+* {{playerid|22757384|Daniel Liebermann vom Sonnenberg}} - 32
+* {{playerid|234113129|Joaquín Lafuente Manso de Zuñiga}} - 32 -->
-== Long Names ==
+== Robotic +C34 Range ==
+Clone players created due to an error mainly between October and November 2002:
+* {{playerid|6957296}} [[Raymond Helmus+C34]]
+* {{playerid|6949575}} [[Quincy 'Cyborg' Helmus+C34]]
+* {{playerid|6021333|Don Helmus+C34}}
+* {{playerid|6095814}} [[Boris Helmus+C34]]
+* {{playerid|5541795|Menno Helmus+C34}}
+* {{playerid|5400511}} [[Nick Helmus+C34]]
+* {{playerid|1705960|Joep Helmus+C34}}
-* Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|171982397}} - 55 characters, part of the same series of Peckelsheim brothers, has the longest known player name in Hattrick.
+== Nicknames ==
-* Jasper Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|103391259}} - 54 characters, has ended his career, but the name can be found when searched by ID.
+{{See|Nickname}}
-* Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|90041237}} - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, had the longest (known) player name in Hattrick for a long time.
+Before [[Hattrick Gears]], nicknames were very rare:
-* Holger Hubertus Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|192715137}} - 53 characters, young bloke tangents Fred-Bernhard's (now outdated) record.
+* {{playerid|125311786|Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson}}
-* Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|47643024}} - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
+* {{playerid|80262088|Andreas 'Penis' Palmström}}
-* Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|17388545}} - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
+* {{playerid|1530718|Brian "75D" Madsen}}
-* Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|124522504}} - 50 characters
+* {{playerid|92378997|Gavin Dorsett, III}} - A king playing football?
-* Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|50978151}} - 50 characters
+* {{playerid|183408201|Vannak 'veni vidi vici' Vong}}
-* Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten {{playerid|28651109}} - 49 characters
-* Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|22948541}} - 46 characters
-* Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|47746666}} - 45 characters
-* Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|100876982}} - 43 characters
-* Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan {{playerid|1235673}} - 35 characters, longest first name.
-== Short Names ==
+== Double names ==
+First name identical to surname:
+* {{playerid|398266901|Amar Amar}}
+* {{playerid|358806986|Amaro Amaro}}
+* {{playerid|316461694|Aram Aram}}
+* {{playerid|256636870|Bar Bar}}
+* {{playerid|347229242|Barak Barak}}
+* {{playerid|57984141|Boe Boe}} - Also Dutch sounds of a cow
+* {{playerid|168763999|Bonifácio Bonifácio}}
+* {{playerid|304258443|Boris Boris}}
+* {{playerid|248194287|Camilo Camilo}}
+* {{playerid|194894295|Can Can}} - The can-can achieved popularity in music halls in 1800s
+* {{playerid|102788831|Candido Candido}}
+* {{playerid|362216313|Cansever Cansever}}
+* {{playerid|49705273|Dick Dick}}
+* {{playerid|57141228|Franco Franco}}
+* {{playerid|300305996|Giuliano Giuliano}}
+* {{playerid|28997907|Jean Jean}}
+* {{playerid|6142192|Jean Jean-Jean}}
+* {{playerid|92847956|John St John}}
+* {{playerid|17866979|Lance Lance}}
+* {{playerid|441446338|Leo Leo}}
+* {{playerid|308595928|Leon Leon}}
+* {{playerid|372691442|Leonard Leonard}}
+* {{playerid|401747196|Leone Leone}}
+* {{playerid|368246518|Leonel Leonel}}
+* {{playerid|405387832|Leonte Leonte}}
+* {{playerid|110185114|Luca Luca}}
+* {{playerid|395218176|Pepe Pepe}}
+* {{playerid|462317902}} [[Pepe 'Pepe' Pepe]]
+* {{playerid|288942397|Pol Pol}}
+* {{playerid|320323279|Polat Polat}}
+* {{playerid|471661479}} [[Roberto Roberto]]
+* {{playerid|208984792|Sezer Sezer}}
+* {{playerid|181963588|Shaked Shaked}} - I can't imagine how his stomach feels!!!
+* {{playerid|25873027|Stefan Steffen-Steffen}}
+* {{playerid|511795074}} [[Tenzin Tenzin]]
+* {{playerid|29558793|Tudor Tudor}}
+* {{playerid|105404392|Turk Turk}}
+* {{playerid|176235879|Van Van}}
-* Oh {{playerid|28747795}}
+== Crazy names ==
-* Li {{playerid|70120821}}
+* {{playerid|215170948|Aard Appel}} - "Earth Apple", which is Dutch for "Potato".
-* Co {{playerid|72235698}}
+* {{playerid|89588778|Alco Hol}} - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick.
-* Yi {{playerid|8195188}} - fired
+* {{playerid|154564544|Aladdin Muslim}}
-* Ko {{playerid|57585350}}
+* {{playerid|364709355|Amaro Montenegro}} - Italian herbal liquor.
-* Ye {{playerid|149889718}}
+* {{playerid|269313113|Anakin Skywalker}} - Unfortunately he doesn't play for [[The Darker Side]]
-* Pi {{playerid|418236}} Youth Squad Scout
+* {{playerid|230345668|Arch Soldier}} - Field-tested.
-* {{playerid|164809796}} - no name at first, but was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later, sold for 1,145,000
+* {{playerid|209236944|Barış Savaş}} - Turkish for "peace war".
-Players with the shortest name in Hattrick
+* {{playerid|10937734|Basile Bastard}} - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain.
+* {{playerid|31280573|Beat Loser}}
+* {{playerid|35584615|Bebeto Canibal}} - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
+* {{playerid|40174093|Ben Dover}}
+* {{playerid|237703538|Black Race}} - Part of an antiquated worldview.
+* {{playerid|442268531|Bon-Joon Bing}}
+* {{playerid|27631586|Boy Panda}} - Endangered species
+* {{playerid|208135674|Brad Jolie}} - It's his decision...
+* {{playerid|260537497|Bruno Biondo}} - Brown and Blond hair in Italian
+* {{playerid|106155776|Bruno Viola}} - Brown and Violet hair in Italian
+* {{playerid|394047255|Bruno Orso}} - Italian for Brown Bear
+* {{playerid|217536255|Camp Butcher}}
+* {{playerid|82519327|Can Do}} - that's the spirit!
+* {{playerid|234311932|Cannon Smith}}- It's handcraft.
+* {{playerid|930259|Chr. d. VI}} - King of Denmark
+* {{playerid|36130050|Cock Bony}}
+* {{playerid|148413556|Cockatoo Sailor}}- Cock Sailor to his friends
+* {{playerid|143774832|Cockatoo Biggerstaff}} - He has a bigger staff.
+* {{playerid|323671165|Constant Wakker}} - "Wakker" is Dutch for "Awake".
+* {{playerid|217714350|Crystal Chafer}}
+* {{playerid|217716880|Crystal Darling}}
+* {{playerid|248081351|Delfino Curioso}} -a dolphin "acting" in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkDY762xLC8 a famous advertisement in Italy]
+* {{playerid|41917816|Ding Dong}}
+* {{playerid|72968753|Elano de la Morena}} - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
+* {{playerid|285053312|Ernst Lustig}} - German for "Serious funny"
+* {{playerid|47694445|Flip Funk}}
+* {{playerid|214260129|Friedensreich Krieger}} - German for "peaceful warrior"
+* {{playerid|230347092|Frost Cannon}}
+* {{playerid|63742749|Fu King-Chou}}
+* {{playerid|146448037|Gal X. Narkis}} - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
+* {{playerid|96832945|Gang Jang}}
+* {{playerid|47012999|Garip Buğday}} - Turkish for "strange wheat"
+* {{playerid|77693077|General Mosquito}}
+* {{playerid|154784020|Gerçek Adam}} - Turkish for "real man"
+* {{playerid|145274412|George Bushaway}} - Bush (go) away!
+* {{playerid|152919913|German Bich}}
+* {{playerid|201046146|Germán Pascagaza}} - Sounds like "paskakasa", which means "shitpile" in Finnish
+* {{playerid|39982988|Gordo Cabeção}} - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
+* {{playerid|36541544|Gustavo Sanguedolce}} - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
+* {{playerid|206797144|Gün Aydın}} - "günaydın" means "good morning" in Turkish
+* {{playerid|118225541|Harley Davidson}}
+* {{playerid|214766410|Hayati Top}} - Turkish for "vital ball"
+* {{playerid|115017524|Hein Eken}} - Famous Dutch beer brand
+* {{playerid|54486058|Hong Kong-Beng}}
+* {{playerid|6608630|Hu Huu}}
+* {{playerid|360326815|Hung Small}}
+* {{playerid|120804711|I Made Meka}}
+* {{playerid|209705810|I Made Ronaldo}}
+* {{playerid|25066021|İmdat Arı}} - Turkish for "Help! There is a bee!"
+* {{playerid|48706961|Jack Aas}}
+* {{playerid|242438815|Jack Asser}}
+* {{playerid|260684284|Jak Jabberwock}}
+* {{playerid|29722533|Jerker Taipale}}
+* {{playerid|308985896|Karl Frauenschläger}} - German for "Karl Womenbeater"
+* {{playerid|110835628|Kick Asser}}
+* {{playerid|139840581|Khoa La}} - Another player to the animal team
+* {{playerid|44244610|King Koch}}
+* {{playerid|32118434|Koen Aben}} - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
+* {{playerid|75489114|Kurt Batman}} - a renowned hero in his team
+* {{playerid|140390951|Laust Mønster}} - Lost Monster, can we sleep?
+* {{playerid|90645253|Long Bearcock}}
+* {{playerid|45444058|Long Wang}}
+* {{playerid|208060782|Major Beavers}}
+* {{playerid|315289494|Major Teucher}}
+* {{playerid|282921257|Man Hunter}}
+* {{playerid|206560946|Manny Doerner-Turk}} - Doener is a turkish food.
+* {{playerid|230897494|Manor Talker}} - Went into real estate negotiations?
+* {{playerid|139345236|Marcin Moczygęba}} Polish for "moisten mouth"
+* {{playerid|38861900|Mario Wanka}}
+* {{playerid|145626366|Markus Knusperhäuschen}} - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
+* {{playerid|120680860|Mate Matika}} - "Matematika" is math in Italian, Slovak, Czech and Croatian
+* {{playerid|25531774|Mats Engin}} - [[Match Engine|Often blamed for strange match results]]
+* {{playerid|287358208|Max Bass}}
+* {{playerid|146108927|Max Risk}}
+* {{playerid|57510084|Max Turbo}} - Quick specialty?
+* {{playerid|201274815|Memnun Kaleci}} - Turkish for "pleased goalkeeper"
+* {{playerid|31976236|Neema Babla}} - It means "There is no money" in Ukrainian & Russian slang
+* {{playerid|83458457|Nick De Bhal}} - "Nick the ball", ironically he's a goalkeeper.
+* {{playerid|11054466|Otto Matic}}
+* {{playerid|275169872|Ova Dunn}} - "Over done"
+* {{playerid|316187617|Ovidiu Zima}} - "Over due Zima" (Zima = an alcoholic drink)
+* {{playerid|37810882|Palle Due}} - Italian for "two balls"
+* {{playerid|120960658|Peer Citroen}} - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
+* {{playerid|178712185|Raivo Kala}} - Finnish for "crazy fish".
+* {{playerid|29362136|Randy Hamster}}
+* {{playerid|286267785|Renaud Peugeot}} - Just sounds like two famous car brands
+* {{playerid|110025181|Sacco Weah}} - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
+* {{playerid|77463344|Salah Alami}} - "Salami"
+* {{playerid|200951456|Satılmış Armağan}} - Turkish for "sold present"
+* {{playerid|17539796|Shakes Minge}} - "Minge" is Romanian for "balls"
+* {{playerid|128504566|Solmaz Gül}} - Turkish for "rose that doesn't wither"
+* {{playerid|229929085|Squid Commander}} - This has always been my dream job.
+* {{playerid|128413558|Squid Day}} - Thank you!
+* {{playerid|40156904|Stanley Duvuduvukulu}}
+* {{playerid|259744115|Steven Juggernaut}} - Don't make him angry
+* {{playerid|236123644|Stoner Fist}}
+* {{playerid|130376649|Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie}} - Mongol Uls U-20 international "keeper"
+* {{playerid|279246957|Tante Miranda}} - Dutch for "aunt Miranda"
+* {{playerid|145290794|Toby Assman}} - What is he trying to defend?
+* {{playerid|39096473|Toon de Liefde}} - Dutch for "show the love"
+* {{playerid|101467049|Tor Jæger}} - German for "goalhunter"
+* {{playerid|16785734|Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe}} - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
+* {{playerid|50368918|Uros Orava}} - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
+* {{playerid|241856370|Urpo Makkara}} - Finnish for "Dumbass sausage"
+* {{playerid|90029672|Wiet Tabak}} - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
+* {{playerid|241047359|Wil Free}}
+* {{playerid|164098185|Will Do}} - Time to time
+* {{playerid|56205506|Will Playfair}} - Not booked very often by the referee
+* {{playerid|98299231|Willi De Cock}}
+* {{playerid|21908206|You Yo-Yo}}
+* {{playerid|109218491|Yvon Parr}} - should be a golfer, not a football player
+* {{playerid|31565424|Zac Patat}} - Dutch for "bag of chips"
-== Other funny names ==
+; Misspelling of "Brian"'s series
-* Adolf Fuhrer {{playerid|56019363}}
+* {{playerid|56092866|Brain Baker}}
-* Adolf Wanker {{playerid|40371342}}
+* {{playerid|49105936|Brain Beam}}
-* Albert Puto {{playerid|129049567}} - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish.
+* {{playerid|262647557|Brain Bloom}}
-* Alco Hol {{playerid|89588778}} - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick
+* {{playerid|160071755|Brain Buckler}}
-* Aladdin Muslim {{playerid|154564544}}
+* {{playerid|259730296|Brain Bull}}
-* Anastazy Puta {{playerid|76505431}} - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish and Portuguese
+* {{playerid|271370627|Brain Capper}}
-* Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson {{playerid|125311786}}
+* {{playerid|165370703|Brain Carbon}}
-* Andreas Kapus {{playerid|188880862}} "Kapus" means "goalkeeper" in Hungarian, but he is a winger.
+* {{playerid|244095515|Brain Court}}
-* Andreas 'Penis' Palmström {{playerid|80262088}}
+* {{playerid|153141173|Brain Day}}
-* Angry Death {{playerid|78701824}} - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).
+* {{playerid|205513434|Brain Goblet}}
-* Antal Annus {{playerid|34180879}}
+* {{playerid|262375982|Brain Painter}}
-* Antti Kristo {{playerid|179906095}} - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
+* {{playerid|157359467|Brain Slater}}
-* Bahti Organa {{playerid|158606947}} - Bulgarian slang for "F*cked your organ"
+* {{playerid|244926836|Brain Smith}}
-* Basile Bastard {{playerid|10937734}} - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain
-* Beat Marti {{playerid|13038570}} - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"
+; The "Richard"'s series - Beware!
-* Beat Loser {{playerid|31280573}}
+* {{playerid|268516499|Dick Armour}}
-* Bebeto Canibal {{playerid|35584615}} - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
+* {{playerid|257318060|Dick Beaver}}
-* Béla Foda {{playerid|13557656}} - Portuguese for "NICE F* * K"
+* {{playerid|70296417|Dick Bender}}
-* Ben De Cock {{playerid|91734537}}
+* {{playerid|249907580|Dick Bill}}
-* Ben Dover {{playerid|40174093}}
+* {{playerid|215846024|Dick Blind}}
-* Benito Camelo {{playerid|133344924}} - In English: "Come and touch me"!!!
+* {{playerid|64040263|Dick Blunt}}
-* Bob {{playerid|109567443}} - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]
+* {{playerid|235776569|Dick Bolt}}
-* Boe Boe {{playerid|57984141}}- Dutch sounds of a cow
+* {{playerid|262665542|Dick Boom}}
-* Boubin {{playerid|124487279}}
+* {{playerid|44986907|Dick Boot}} - Required by a walking one.
-* Boy Panda {{playerid|27631586}} - Endangered species
+* {{playerid|20242253|Dick Burger}}
-* Brian "75D" Madsen {{playerid|1530718}} - some girls are jealous of him
+* {{playerid|188458580|Dick Burns}}
-* Buster Knutson {{playerid|94499965}} - The K is of course silent.
+* {{playerid|267251625|Dick Butler}}
-* Can Do {{playerid|82519327}} - that's the spirit!
+* {{playerid|120780221|Dick Cleaver}}
-* Casimiro Concha {{playerid|71954213}} - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
+* {{playerid|179582886|Dick Cumming}} - !!!
-* César Dell´Orto {{playerid|69630708}} - It means "F* cking César" in Spanish
+* {{playerid|252859774|Dick Dancer}}
-* Chau Keng Chao {{playerid|161076907}} - "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.
+* {{playerid|185134768|Dick de Cock}}
-* Christian Wanker {{playerid|139779402}} - Religiously Handy
+* {{playerid|153304718|Dick Frame}}
-* Chr. d. VI {{playerid|930259}} King of Denmark
+* {{playerid|177222295|Dick Gay}}
-* Cyril Parquet {{playerid|196997640}} In french, sounds like "waxing the parquet floor"
+* {{playerid|13188138|Dick Hamburger}}
-* Cock Bony {{playerid|36130050}}
+* {{playerid|109983484|Dick Harder}}
-* Cockatoo Sailor {{playerid|148413556}}- Cock Sailor to his friends
+* {{playerid|354909020|Dick Marks}}
-* Constantin Hell {{playerid|64768415}}
+* {{playerid|180036705|Dick Sellers}} - They have a stall at the weekly market.
-* Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra {{playerid|54267748}} - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...
+* {{playerid|11238080|Dick Small}}
-* Dick Burger {{playerid|20242253}}
+* {{playerid|15008633|Dick Surgeon}}
-* Dick Byrne {{playerid|80948916}}
+* {{playerid|82149283|Manuel Dick}}<!--
-* Dick Cumming {{playerid|179582886}}
-* Dick de Kock {{playerid|75790006}}
+Not included:
-* Dick Dick {{playerid|49705273}}
-* Dick Frame {{playerid|153304718}}
+* {{playerid|206804636|Alain Mangiaratti}} - Italian for Alain "eats rats"
-* Dick Gay {{playerid|177222295}}
+* {{playerid|407445773|Alan Mangiacavalli}} - Italian for Alan "eats horses"
-* Dick Hamburger {{playerid|13188138}}
+* {{playerid|335449148|Amaro Luciano}}
-* Dick Rucker {{playerid|80713235}} - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"
+* {{playerid|413969331|Frank French}}
-* Dick Small {{playerid|11238080}}
+* {{playerid|69979015|Heiko Naaktgeboren}} - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
-* Dick Surgeon {{playerid|15008633}} - You probably have received email from this guy
+* {{playerid|230234798|Holger Heim-Vorteil}} - "Heimvorteil" is German for "home field advantage"
-* Dick Toon {{playerid|75438709}}
+* {{playerid|116297679|Joselito Orelha}}
-* Dicky Focker {{playerid|60005670}}
+* {{playerid|32083923|Major Dumas}}
-* Didier Xuerub {{playerid|23388247}} - Xuerub reads like 'penis cutter' in Russian
+* {{playerid|214193841|Mehmet Özgür Dağcı}} - "özgür dağcı" means "free mountain climber" in Turkish
-* Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho {{playerid|44592828}}
+* {{playerid|110242528|Pablo Fabian Mangiaterra}} - Italian for Pablo Fabian "eats soil"
-* Ding Dong {{playerid|41917816}}
+* {{playerid|229768897|Pete Archmaster}}
-* Eduardo Marijuan {{playerid|132890390}} - Guess what he does in his spare time...
+* {{playerid|87150362|Rui Sardinha}}- "Sardine" in Portuguese
-* Elano de la Morena {{playerid|72968753}} - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
-* Elroy Hoefakker {{playerid|133238510}}
+-->
-* Fatty Smeltz {{playerid|98663775}}
-* Fan Pu-La {{playerid|11111251}} - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
-* Felice Dalla Sega {{playerid|91241016}} - Italian for "happy with handjob"?
-* Flip Funk {{playerid|47694445}}
-* Fokke de Kok {{playerid|99823092}}
-* Fu King-Chou {{playerid|63742749}}
-* Gabriel Omar Killer {{playerid|54732394}} - Omar Killer??
-* Gal X. Narkis {{playerid|146448037}} - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
-* Gang Jang {{playerid|96832945}}
-* Gavin Dorsett, III {{playerid|92378997}} - A football playing king?
-* Gaylord Powers {{playerid|14420151}}
-* Gaylord Curry {{playerid|114450279}}
-* Gaylord Mcqueen {{playerid|41938419}}
-* Garip Bugday {{playerid|47012999}} - Turkish for "strange wheat"
-* General Mosquito {{playerid|77693077}}
-* George Bushaway {{playerid|145274412}}- Bush away!
-* Gerald Gay {{playerid|44914292}}
-* German Bich {{playerid|152919913}}
-* Gordo Cabeção {{playerid|39982988}} - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
-* Guido De Cock {{playerid|142522985}}
-* Gustavo Sanguedolce {{playerid|36541544}} - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
-* Ha Ha {{playerid|112897227}} - A true clown
-* Ha Ha {{playerid|100336767}} - Practical joker
-* Harley Davidson {{playerid|118225541}}
-* Harry Ball {{playerid|57494446}}
-* Harry Vagana {{playerid|121447243}}
-* Hasse Gott {{playerid|28162320}} - German for "I hate God"
-* Heiko Freibier {{playerid|66239315}} We all want "free beer", don't we?
-* Heiko Naaktgeboren {{playerid|69979015}} - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
-* Hein Eken {{playerid|115017524}} - Famous Dutch beer brand
-* He Suk-Suk {{playerid|54490571}}
-* Hennes Diller {{playerid|109199101}} -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
-* Hong Kong-Beng {{playerid|54486058}}
-* Henryk Śmierć {{playerid|176532726}} - "Henry Death" in Polish
-* Horst Grosskopf {{playerid|68330044}} - it figures what his speciality is...
-* Horst Puta {{playerid|38213146}} - puta is Spanish for bitch
-* Hu Huu {{playerid|6608630}}
-* I-Q {{playerid|5203016}}
-* I Made Meka {{playerid|120804711}} - He created Mek(k)ka
-* Idzislaw Wstydliwy {{playerid|94602042}} - try to say his name!
-* Iñaki Pedo {{playerid|36734984}} - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish.
-* Innar Äss {{playerid|185916996}}
-* Irving Fuchs {{playerid|148426669}}
-* Jack Aas {{playerid|48706961}}
-* Jako Kurve {{playerid|95898286}} - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch".
-* Jan Fiutak {{playerid|160289059}} Polish for John "Penis"
-* Jean Jean {{playerid|28997907}}
-* Jean Jean-Jean {{playerid|6142192}}
-* Jebbe Mather {{playerid|67732460}} - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
-* Jerker Taipale {{playerid|29722533}}
-* Jesús {{playerid|90309422}}
-* Jesús Killer {{playerid|68850295}}
-* Jesus Lemonade {{playerid|115601422}}
-* Jesús Mesías {{playerid|65666388}}
-* John Duff  {{playerid|34179311}} - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French
-* Jesús Mohamed {{playerid|36297079}}
-* John St John {{playerid|92847956}}
-* Joselito Orelha {{playerid|116297679}}
-* Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson {{playerid|125751035}}
-* Kick Asser {{playerid|110835628}}
-* Khoa La {{playerid|139840581}} - Another player to the animal team
-* King Koch {{playerid|44244610}}
-* Koen Aben {{playerid|32118434}} - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
-* La La {{playerid|45601760}}
-* Lance Lance {{playerid|17866979}}
-* Lamon Lamon {{playerid|6668876}}
-* Laust Mønster {{playerid|140390951}}- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
-* Leandro Lamelo {{playerid|108969287}} - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
-* Li Li {{playerid|6895133}}
-* Li On {{playerid|125868285}} - big cat of the jungle
-* Long Bearcock {{playerid|90645253}}
-* Long Wang {{playerid|45444058}}
-* Maik Seemen {{playerid|30441406}} - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.
-* Major Dumas {{playerid|32083923}}
-* Malte Schmuddelwetter {{playerid|117118751}} - German for "Painted beastly weather"
-* Manny Doerner-Turk ((playerid|206560946)) - Doener is a turkish food.
-* Mana Merchant {{playerid|23887995}} - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...
-* Manuel Dick {{playerid|82149283}}
-* Marcin Moczygęba {{playerid|139345236}} Polish for "moisten mouth"
-* Mario Wanka {{playerid|38861900}}
-* Markus Knusperhäuschen {{playerid|145626366}} - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
-* Mate Matika {{playerid|120680860}} - Matematika is math in Slovak, Czech and Croatian
-* Mats Engin {{playerid|25531774}} - "Match Engine", often blamed for strange match results
-* Max Risk {{playerid|146108927}}
-* Max Turbo {{playerid|57510084}} - Quick specialty?
-* Maxim Saifutdinov {{playerid|50927601}} - In Romanian, Saifutdinov roughly translates to "I'll f* ck them again"
-* Miroslav Puta {{playerid|34775515}} - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
-* Mongo Shootie-Pootie {{playerid|76212580}}
-* Neema Babla {{playerid|31976236}} - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"
-* Nick De Bhal {{playerid|83458457}} - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
-* Niklas 'Pupp' Gullander {{playerid|72386098}} - Pupp is norwegian for tit
-* Ond {{playerid|88901609}}- Ond = Evil in Norwegian
-* Onkel Rosin {{playerid|49070393}} - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"
-* Otto Matic {{playerid|11054466}}
-* Paul 'Fettan' Herblad {{playerid|27764033}} - Fettan = vagina in Swedish
-* Palle Due {{playerid|37810882}} - Italian for "two balls"
-* Peer Citroen {{playerid|120960658}} - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
-* Per Vo {{playerid|39572560}}- Pervo is Finnish, Norwegian and Swedish slang for a pervert person.
-* Pian Kuo-Lee {{playerid|63742362}} - Finnish for "Will die soon". Player is currently in a bot team.
-* Priest Blocker {{playerid|141761636}}
-* Pu Si {{playerid|6656589}}
-* Quincy Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6949575}} - the latest model in cyborg footballers, like his brothers Boris, Joep, Menno, Nick and Raymond plays for the team Space Balls
-* Randy Hamster {{playerid|29362136}}
-* Rens Kosten {{playerid|8928614}} - Danish for "clean the broom"
-* Reşit Dikçam {{playerid|134915700}}
-* Richárd Gere {{playerid|162735611}} - would be better as an actor
-* Riny {{playerid|72237234}}
-* Ronny Ballevanger {{playerid|139463955}} - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie
-* Rui Sardinha {{playerid|87150362}}- Sardine in Portuguese
-* Sacco Weah {{playerid|110025181}} - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
-* Salah Alami {{playerid|77463344}}
-* Sansón {{playerid|81396266}}
-* Shakes Minge {{playerid|17539796}}
-* She He {{playerid|27100093}} - A shemale
-* She Suk-ho {{playerid|121970649}}
-* Si Weon kee {{playerid|143404389}} - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"
-* Siep Heil {{playerid|99590129}} - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
-* Sivagnanasundaram Subramanyam {{playerid|22511755}} - He's Canadian...
-* Squid Day {{playerid|128413558}}
-* Stan Devillers {{playerid|37033549}} - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest
-* Stanley Duvuduvukulu {{playerid|40156904}}
-* Stefan Steffen-Steffen {{playerid|25873027}}
-* Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie {{playerid|130376649}} - Mongol Uls U-20 international 'keeper
-* Thawan Panturattanasriyothin {{playerid|98217848}} - Canadian
-* Toby Assman {{playerid|145290794}} - What is he trying to defend?
-* Toon de Liefde {{playerid|39096473}} - Dutch for "show the love"
-* Tor Jæger {{playerid|101467049}} - German for "goalhunter"
-* Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe {{playerid|16785734}} - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
-* Uros Orava {{playerid|50368918}} - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
-* Vasily Pupkin {{playerid|39269628}} - in Russian means "John Doe"
-* Venkatasubramani Gnanasambandan {{playerid|11846556}} - Other than that, he's English..
-* Walter Wanker {{playerid|25839246}}
-* Wibe De Cock {{playerid|49482992}}
-* Wiet Tabak {{playerid|90029672}} - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
-* Wiebe Hilarius {{playerid|76915321}}
-* Will Do {{playerid|164098185}}
-* Will Playfair {{playerid|56205506}} - Not booked very often by the referee
-* Willi De Cock {{playerid|98299231}}
-* You Yo-Yo {{playerid|21908206}}
-* Yvon Parr {{playerid|109218491}} - should be a golfer, not a soccer player
-* Zac Patat {{playerid|31565424}} - Dutch for "bag of chips"
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