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== Bio ==
== Bio ==
'''Paris Locke''' was a technical defensive forward who played for [[Jimmyhats]]. He transferred to the squad on February 3, 2013.
'''Bertrand Bonnin''' was a pretty useless player who occupied a roster spot for several seasons with [[Jimmyhats]]. He transferred to the squad on May 23, 2013.




Locke's career with Jimmyhats never fulfilled the expectations that came with his purchase in Season 51. Locke joined the team ostensibly to upgrade the technical defensive forward position at a time when the team was transitioning to an all-out attack style of play. Poor form and ineffectiveness prevented Locke from reaching his potential, as did his girlfriend's habit of zipping him into a leather gimp suit and locking him in a steamer trunk in a dark room underneath the arena on match days - and then driving home and forgetting to let him out.
"I'm really not sure why they bought me," Bonnin is quoted as saying. "They never play me, I don't show up to practice. All I do is sit on the bench inhaling my own farts. But they keep paying me, so here I am."




Locke broke into the professional ranks with [[Genf Servette]], a now-defunct Swiss team. He also played in the Netherlands for Dutch side [[Naamloos]]. His first appearance in a Jimmyhats uniform was in a third round Cup match at The Citadel against [[FC Lios]] on February 7, 2013 (3/51).
Bonnin's career began with [[FC Kerinou Brest]], a now-defunct French team. He was immediately sold down under to [[Black Catz]], where he remained for six weeks before being sold again, this time to Swedish side [[15,5 gunners]]. Bonnin was a fixture with 15,5 gunners for seventeen season before being sold to Jimmyhats in the second week of Season 52. His first appearance in a Jimmyhats uniform was in a third round Cup match at '''Puma Arena''' against [[SH Lazio]] on May 30, 2013 (3/52).




Over the course of five seasons with Jimmyhats, Locke appeared in 35 competitive matches (24 league and 11 Cup) and scored 13 goals (7 league and 6 Cup), including one hat trick and one brace. Paris Locke is currently 38 years old.
Over the course of four seasons with Jimmyhats, Bonnin appeared in 3 competitive matches (1 league and 2 Cup). In his career, he scored 70 goals and 2 hat tricks. He did not score any goals with Jimmyhats. Bertrand Bonnin is currently 39 years old. Bonnin retired midway through Season 55 and moved to his hometown of Saint-Lô in Manche, Normandy, France. , where he was last seen having a pint at the local pub. His glory days are clearly over.


== Performance History ==
== Performance History ==
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| style="text-align:center;" | 53
| style="text-align:center;" | 53
| style="text-align:center;" | 15
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 929
| style="text-align:center;" | 155
| style="text-align:center;" | 61.93
| style="text-align:center;" | 77.5
| style="text-align:center;" | 9
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | .600
| style="text-align:center;" | .000
| style="text-align:center;" | 5
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
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| style="text-align:center;" | 0
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| style="text-align:center;" | 1
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| style="text-align:center;" | 52
| style="text-align:center;" | 5
| style="text-align:center;" | 374
| style="text-align:center;" | 74.80
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | .400
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| style="text-align:center;" | 51
| style="text-align:center;" | 12
| style="text-align:center;" | 636
| style="text-align:center;" | 53.00
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| style="text-align:center;" | .083
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| style="text-align:left;" | '''Total'''
| style="text-align:left;" | '''Total'''
| style="text-align:center;" | '''35'''
| style="text-align:center;" | '''3'''
| style="text-align:center;" | '''2,140'''
| style="text-align:center;" | '''170'''
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=== Hat Tricks ===
=== Hat Tricks ===


Season 50<br>
Season 44<br>
November 18, 2012 (7/50) Locke scored three goals against [[EAGLE FC]] while playing for Naamloos.
December 1, 2010 (1/44) Bonnin scored three goals against [[Bellmans GG]] while playing for 15,5 gunners.


Season 53<br>
Season 49<br>
September 5, 2013 (1/53) Locke scored two goals against [[Cincinnati West Hurricanes]] while playing for Jimmyhats.<br>
July 8, 2012 (4/49) Bonnin scored three goals against [[Flunkyballz]] while playing for 15,5 gunners.
September 23, 2013 (4/53) Locke scored three goals against [[les ballons de fureur]] while playing for Jimmyhats.


== Transfer History ==
== Transfer History ==
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! TSI
! TSI
|-
|-
| style="text-align:right;" | May 25, 2012
| style="text-align:right;" | May 23, 2013
| style="text-align:center;" | 14
| style="text-align:center;" | 48
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flagicon|Schweiz}}
| style="text-align:left;" | [[Genf Servette]] {{Teamid|1494066|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flagicon|Nederland}}
| style="text-align:left;" | [[Naamloos]] {{Teamid|1317911|icon}}
| style="text-align:right;" | $100,000 (USD)
| style="text-align:right;" | 5,680
|-
| style="text-align:right;" | February 3, 2013
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 51
| style="text-align:center;" | 52
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flagicon|Nederland}}
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flagicon|Sweden}}
| style="text-align:left;" | [[Naamloos]] {{Teamid|1317911|icon}}
| style="text-align:left;" | [[15,5 gunners]] {{Teamid|1132761|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flagicon|USA}}
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flagicon|USA}}
| style="text-align:left;" | [[Jimmyhats]] {{Teamid|229562|icon}}
| style="text-align:left;" | [[Jimmyhats]] {{Teamid|229562|icon}}
| style="text-align:right;" | $50,000 (USD)
| style="text-align:right;" | $32,000 (USD)
| style="text-align:right;" | 1,250
| style="text-align:right;" | 1,390
|-
| style="text-align:right;" | June 4, 2008
| style="text-align:center;" | 15
| style="text-align:center;" | 35
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flagicon|Oceania}}
| style="text-align:left;" | [[Black Catz]] {{Teamid|421406|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flagicon|Sweden}}
| style="text-align:left;" | [[15,5 gunners]] {{Teamid|1132761|icon}}
| style="text-align:right;" | $275,000 (USD)
| style="text-align:right;" | 2,940
|-
| style="text-align:right;" | April 27, 2008
| style="text-align:center;" | 9
| style="text-align:center;" | 35
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flagicon|France}}
| style="text-align:left;" | [[FC Kerinou Brest]] {{Teamid|962737|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flagicon|Oceania}}
| style="text-align:left;" | [[Black Catz]] {{Teamid|421406|icon}}
| style="text-align:right;" | $177,000 (USD)
| style="text-align:right;" | 1,830
|}
|}


== Memorable Moments ==
== Memorable Moments ==
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[[category:French Players]]
[[category:French Players|Bonnin, Bertrand]]
[[category:Jimmyhats Players]]
[[category:Jimmyhats Players|Bonnin, Bertrand]]

Latest revision as of 22:07, 3 December 2014

Bertrand Bonnin
(197963559)
Personal Information
Full Name Bertrand Bonnin
Country France France
Player ID (197963559)
Status Retired
Number 69
TSI 10 (6/6/2014)
Position Forward, Wingback, Winger,
Specialty None
Current Club USA Jimmyhats 229562
Former Clubs
Season 35 - 52 Sweden 15,5 gunners 1132761
Season 35 Oceania Black Catz 421406
Season 35 France FC Kerinou Brest 962737
Mother Club
Season 35 France FC Kerinou Brest
Youth Club
No Information


Honors


Bio

Bertrand Bonnin was a pretty useless player who occupied a roster spot for several seasons with Jimmyhats. He transferred to the squad on May 23, 2013.


"I'm really not sure why they bought me," Bonnin is quoted as saying. "They never play me, I don't show up to practice. All I do is sit on the bench inhaling my own farts. But they keep paying me, so here I am."


Bonnin's career began with FC Kerinou Brest, a now-defunct French team. He was immediately sold down under to Black Catz, where he remained for six weeks before being sold again, this time to Swedish side 15,5 gunners. Bonnin was a fixture with 15,5 gunners for seventeen season before being sold to Jimmyhats in the second week of Season 52. His first appearance in a Jimmyhats uniform was in a third round Cup match at Puma Arena against SH Lazio on May 30, 2013 (3/52).


Over the course of four seasons with Jimmyhats, Bonnin appeared in 3 competitive matches (1 league and 2 Cup). In his career, he scored 70 goals and 2 hat tricks. He did not score any goals with Jimmyhats. Bertrand Bonnin is currently 39 years old. Bonnin retired midway through Season 55 and moved to his hometown of Saint-Lô in Manche, Normandy, France. , where he was last seen having a pint at the local pub. His glory days are clearly over.

Performance History

Note: Performance stats are for competitive matches played with Jimmyhats. Friendlies are not included.

Season Apps Minutes Minutes/Match Goals (T) Goals/Match Goals (L) Goals (Q) Goals (C) Hat Tricks Braces Captain Man of the Match GK WB CD WI IM FW
55 0 0 00.00 0 .000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
54 0 0 00.00 0 .000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
53 2 155 77.5 0 .000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0
52 1 15 15.00 0 .000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
Total 3 170 56.67 0 .000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 1

Hat Tricks

Season 44
December 1, 2010 (1/44) Bonnin scored three goals against Bellmans GG while playing for 15,5 gunners.

Season 49
July 8, 2012 (4/49) Bonnin scored three goals against Flunkyballz while playing for 15,5 gunners.

Transfer History

Date Week Season Nat. Selling Team Nat. Purchasing Team Price TSI
May 23, 2013 2 52 Sweden 15,5 gunners USA Jimmyhats $32,000 (USD) 1,390
June 4, 2008 15 35 Oceania Black Catz Sweden 15,5 gunners $275,000 (USD) 2,940
April 27, 2008 9 35 France FC Kerinou Brest Oceania Black Catz $177,000 (USD) 1,830

Memorable Moments

None.

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