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'''The Tight Butthole Republic''' is an [[USA|American]] {{Flagicon|USA}} [[Tournament]] originating in [[Pennsylvania]], more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area. The tournament is currently in its [http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_4 Fourth Edition] as of 09.27.2012. It is internationally known as the toughest, most physical tournament of its kind, as many teams rarely choose to come back for a second try. The first season was marred by an advertising mishap, as Russian airline company Rossiya accidentally wrote the word "Sh**" seven times in their ad appearing on the side of the field. After this the tournament has moved on successfully, only accepting local advertisers.
'''The Tight Butthole Republic''' is an [[USA|American]] {{Flagicon|USA}} [[Tournament]] originating in [[Pennsylvania]], more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area. The tournament is currently in its [http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_5 Fifth Edition] as of 12.09.2012. It is internationally known as the toughest, most physical tournament of its kind, as many teams rarely choose to come back for a second try. The first season was marred by an advertising mishap, as Russian airline company Rossiya accidentally wrote the word "Sh**" seven times in their ad appearing on the side of the field. After this the tournament has moved on successfully, only accepting local advertisers.


==History==
==History==
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*Edition 2 winner: [[Greater Poe FC]]
*Edition 2 winner: [[Greater Poe FC]]
*[http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_3 Edition 3 winner:] [[Middlesex Athletic]]
*[http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_3 Edition 3 winner:] [[Middlesex Athletic]]
*[http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_4 Edition 4 winner:] In progress
*[http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Tight_Butthole_Republic_Edition_4 Edition 4 winner:] [[Uniao de Araras]]


===Statistics===
===Statistics===
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|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Battle Toads FC]]
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Battle Toads FC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5
            | style="text-align:center;" | 24
    | style="text-align:center;" | 8
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4
             | style="text-align:center;" | 20
             | style="text-align:center;" | 20
    | style="text-align:center;" | 7
             | style="text-align:center;" | 20
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4
            | style="text-align:center;" | 14
             | style="text-align:center;" | 16
             | style="text-align:center;" | Finals (3rd Edition)
             | style="text-align:center;" | Finals (3rd Edition)
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[LOAF'S LOAFS]]
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[LOAF'S LOAFS]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5
             | style="text-align:center;" | 12
             | style="text-align:center;" | 15
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 8
    | style="text-align:center;" | 6
             | style="text-align:center;" | 35
             | style="text-align:center;" | 19
             | style="text-align:center;" | 33
             | style="text-align:center;" | 21
             | style="text-align:center;" | Finals (4th Edition)
             | style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (3rd Edition)
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Swansea Denver AFC]]
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Swansea Denver AFC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4
             | style="text-align:center;" | 19
             | style="text-align:center;" | 22
    | style="text-align:center;" | 6
    | style="text-align:center;" | 7
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4
            | style="text-align:center;" | 30
             | style="text-align:center;" | 25
             | style="text-align:center;" | 25
            | style="text-align:center;" | 15
             | style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (1st Edition)
             | style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (1st Edition)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Saranac 1888s]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
            | style="text-align:center;" | 9
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5
            | style="text-align:center;" | 14
            | style="text-align:center;" | 24
            | style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (3rd)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Toxic Rats]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
            | style="text-align:center;" | 9
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 10
            | style="text-align:center;" | 10
            | style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (4th)
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Amaral FC]]
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Amaral FC]]
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             | style="text-align:center;" | Finals (1st Edition)
             | style="text-align:center;" | Finals (1st Edition)
         |-
         |-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Saranac 1888s]]
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[R.S.V. Hion]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 6
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4
            | style="text-align:center;" | 7
            | style="text-align:center;" | 18
            | style="text-align:center;" | Semifinals (3rd)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Toxic Rats]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 8
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 4
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 8
            | style="text-align:center;" | 6
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (3rd)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[R.S.V. Hion]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4
             | style="text-align:center;" | 2
             | style="text-align:center;" | 3
             | style="text-align:center;" | 8
             | style="text-align:center;" | 9
             | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (3rd)
             | style="text-align:center;" | Group Stages (3rd)
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             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Uniao de Araras]]
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Uniao de Araras]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
             | style="text-align:center;" | 3  
            | style="text-align:center;" | 6
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 17
            | style="text-align:center;" | 9
            | style="text-align:center;" | '''Champions''' (4th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Quad Amputees]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
             | style="text-align:center;" | 3
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 2
            | style="text-align:center;" | 4
            | style="text-align:center;" | Group Play (4th)
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[SCV Crave]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
             | style="text-align:center;" | 5
             | style="text-align:center;" | 3
             | style="text-align:center;" | 2
             | style="text-align:center;" | 3
             | style="text-align:center;" | N/A
             | style="text-align:center;" | N/A
         |-
         |-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Quad Amputees]]
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[SinaloaP4P]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
             | style="text-align:center;" | 3
             | style="text-align:center;" | 3
            | style="text-align:center;" | 3
            | style="text-align:center;" | N/A
        |-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Lockport Jetz]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 0
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
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*.5 for a draw
*.5 for a draw
*.1 for every goal scored
*.1 for every goal scored
*-.1 for every goal against (from 5th edition on)
*1 for qualification past group stages
*1 for qualification past group stages
*3 for semifinal win
*3 for semifinal win
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! Ed. 3
! Ed. 3
                 ! Ed. 4
                 ! Ed. 4
                ! Ed. 5
! Total
! Total
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    | style="text-align:center;" | 9.5
    | style="text-align:center;" | 9.5
    | style="text-align:center;" | .6
    | style="text-align:center;" | .6
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3.2
    | style="text-align:center;" | '''21.9'''
    | style="text-align:center;" | '''21.9'''
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    | style="text-align:center;" | 3.7
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3.7
    | style="text-align:center;" | 8.5
    | style="text-align:center;" | 8.5
    | style="text-align:center;" | '''21.1'''
    | style="text-align:center;" | .3
    | style="text-align:center;" | '''21.4'''
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[LOAF'S LOAFS]]
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[LOAF'S LOAFS]]
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             | style="text-align:center;" | -.2
             | style="text-align:center;" | -.2
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4.1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 4.1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 9.1
    | style="text-align:center;" | 8.9
    | style="text-align:center;" | '''15.2'''
    | style="text-align:center;" | 3.1
    | style="text-align:center;" | '''18.1'''
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Amaral FC]]
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Amaral FC]]
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    | style="text-align:center;" | 1.9
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1.9
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5.8
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5.8
    | style="text-align:center;" | '''7.7'''
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1.5
    | style="text-align:center;" | '''9.2'''
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Saranac 1888s]]
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Saranac 1888s]]
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    | style="text-align:center;" | 5.7
    | style="text-align:center;" | 5.7
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2.4
    | style="text-align:center;" | 2.4
    | style="text-align:center;" | '''8.1'''
    | style="text-align:center;" | .9
    | style="text-align:center;" | '''9.0'''
|-
|-
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[R.S.V. Hion]]
             | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[R.S.V. Hion]]
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[[File:ZGaward.jpg]]
[[File:ZGaward.jpg]]
===Fourth Edition===
{| class="prettytable sortable"
        |-
! Team
                ! Points
                ! Goal Differential
                ! Goals For
|-
            | style="padding-left:10px;" | [[Battle Toads FC]]
    | style="text-align:center;" | 1
            | style="text-align:center;" | -5
            | style="text-align:center;" | 1


===Third Edition===
===Third Edition===

Revision as of 21:04, 10 December 2012

Tight Butthole Republic Tournament

The first edition of the trophy, before it was eventually awarded to inaugural winners Spartan Curbstomp F.C.
First Match 05.14.2012
Country  USA
Region Pennsylvania
Zone North America
Hosts Battle Toads FC & LOAF'S LOAFS

The Tight Butthole Republic is an American USA Tournament originating in Pennsylvania, more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area. The tournament is currently in its Fifth Edition as of 12.09.2012. It is internationally known as the toughest, most physical tournament of its kind, as many teams rarely choose to come back for a second try. The first season was marred by an advertising mishap, as Russian airline company Rossiya accidentally wrote the word "Sh**" seven times in their ad appearing on the side of the field. After this the tournament has moved on successfully, only accepting local advertisers.

History

There have been 3 editions of the TBR to date.

Statistics

So far 20 different teams have taken part in the TBR. (Last Updated upon completion Edition 4 round 2 group stage)

Team Appearances in TBR Total Points (not including knockout) Total Wins (including knockout) Total Draws (including knockout) Total Losses (including knockout) GF GA Best Finish
Battle Toads FC 5 24 8 3 4 20 20 Finals (3rd Edition)
LOAF'S LOAFS 5 15 5 3 8 35 33 Finals (4th Edition)
Swansea Denver AFC 4 22 7 1 4 30 25 Semifinals (1st Edition)
Saranac 1888s 3 9 3 0 5 14 24 Semifinals (3rd)
Toxic Rats 3 9 2 3 2 10 10 Semifinals (4th)
Amaral FC 2 8 3 2 3 12 15 Finals (1st Edition)
R.S.V. Hion 2 4 1 1 4 3 9 Group Stages (3rd)
Gaagii 1 7 3 1 1 16 18 Finals (2nd Edition)
Greater Poe FC 1 6 4 0 1 12 7 Champions (2nd Edition)
The Royal Bengals 1 6 2 0 2 8 5 Semifinals (2nd Edition)
Nida Miechow 1 3 1 0 2 4 8 Group Stages
Celtic Eagles FC 1 0 0 0 3 1 6 Group Stages
FC ETBU 1 7 2 1 0 8 6 Semifinals (Edition 1)
Spartan Curbstomp FC 1 5 3 2 0 20 8 Champions (Edition 1)
RC Indiana 1 0 0 0 3 4 10 Group Stages
Rio Grande Defenders FC 1 1 0 1 2 7 16 Group Stages
Middlesex Athletic 1 4 3 1 1 11 5 Champions (3rd)
S.I. Wildcats 1 3 1 0 2 9 11 Group Stages (3rd)
Uniao de Araras 1 6 4 0 1 17 9 Champions (4th)
Quad Amputees 1 3 1 0 2 2 4 Group Play (4th)
SCV Crave 1 1 0 0 1 3 3 N/A
SinaloaP4P 1 1 0 0 1 3 3 N/A
Lockport Jetz 1 1 0 0 1 2 2 N/A

Points System

Teams will be awarded points for their participation in editions of the TBR. Every 10 seasons, The Willis Hong Perfect Human Being Award will be given to the team that has the highest total in such a period. The points system is as follows:

  • 1 point for each edition played
  • 2 points for a win
  • -.5 for a loss
  • .5 for a draw
  • .1 for every goal scored
  • -.1 for every goal against (from 5th edition on)
  • 1 for qualification past group stages
  • 3 for semifinal win
  • 7 for championship

(Teams listed will only appear on rankings if they have played more than one season)

Team Edition 1 Ed. 2 Ed. 3 Ed. 4 Ed. 5 Total
Battle Toads FC 3.2 8.6 9.5 .6 3.2 21.9
Swansea Denver AFC 8.9 0 3.7 8.5 .3 21.4
LOAF'S LOAFS 2.1 -.2 4.1 8.9 3.1 18.1
Amaral FC 7.4 3.5 0 0 10.9
Toxic Rats 0 0 1.9 5.8 1.5 9.2
Saranac 1888s 0 0 5.7 2.4 .9 9.0
R.S.V. Hion 0 0 2.1 .6 2.7

The Zack Galifianakis Effort Award

For the teams who tried, but simply just didn't put fans in the seats (least amount of points accumulated in group play)

Fourth Edition

Team Points Goal Differential Goals For
Battle Toads FC 1 -5 1

Third Edition

Team Points Goal Differential Goals For
Toxic Rats 2 -1 4

Second Edition

Team Points Goal Differential Goals For
LOAF'S LOAFS 0 -6 3

First Edition

Team Points Goal Differential Goals For
RC Indiana 0 -6 4

Top Scorers By Edition

Edition 1

Player Team Goals
Jorge Raúl Miguel Marín Spartan Curbstomp FC 5

Edition 2

Player Team Goals
Tom Richards Greater Poe FC 6

Edition 3

Player Team Goals
Frederic Busquets LOAF'S LOAFS 3
Edu Franqueza Swansea Denver AFC 3
Henry Nesbitt Swansea Denver AFC 3

Edition 4

Still in progress

Player Team Goals
Oscar Ballesta Swansea Denver AFC 2

The Teddy Roosevelt Big Stick Award

Introduced for the first time in Edition 3, this award is given to the player that has accumulated the highest combination of Red and Yellow cards.

Red cards being worth 3 points, and Yellow cards being worth 1. There is also a 1 point bonus for scoring in the same match that you received a card, as well as 3 points awarded for instigating an injury.

Edition 3

Look at the extended results on the 3rd Edition page

Player Team Yellows Reds Bonus (Goal + Card in same game) Caused Injury Total Points
Coen Zeeuws Saranac 1888s 0 1 1 0 4
Jacó do Vale Toxic Rats 0 1 0 0 3

The Ronald Reagan Achievement Award

This award is given after each tournament to the oldest player to have scored a goal (and to have lived afterwards to tell about it).

  • Note: A player must be at least 25 years of age at tournament's end to qualify.

Third Edition

Still in Progress***

Player Team Age at finish of tournament Total Goals
Luís Alberto Valenca R.S.V Hion 31.88 1
Lutomysl Nasierowski BTFC 25.25 1

Second Edition

Player Team Age at finish of tournament Total Goals
Pascual López Gaagii 29.38 5

First Edition

Player Team Age at finish of Tournament Total Goals
Jorge Raúl Miguel Marín Spartan Curbstomp F.C. 33.67 5
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