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Revision as of 11:48, 22 January 2013
![]() The first edition of the trophy, before it was eventually awarded to inaugural winners Spartan Curbstomp F.C. | |
| First Match | 1.7.2013 |
| Country | |
| Region | Pennsylvania |
| Zone | North America |
| Hosts | Battle Toads FC & LOAF'S LOAFS |
| Winner | TBD 2.4.2013 |
The Tight Butthole Republic is an American
Tournament originating in Pennsylvania, more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area. The sixth edition of the tournament will start January 7th, 2013. The group stages finish January 21st, 2013, and the Final will be played February 4th, 2013.
The sixth edition marked the first time that a team was ever allowed to defend its title. The holiday spirit can be of blame the miser manager LOAF'S LOAFS letting up his cruel grip on those who defeated him of tournament's past.
The Teams
| Team | Appearances in TBR | Previous Best Finish |
|---|---|---|
| Battle Toads FC | 6 | Finals |
| LOAF'S LOAFS | 6 | Finals |
| Swansea Denver AFC | 5 | Finals |
| Toxic Rats | 4 | Semifinals |
| Saranac 1888s | 4 | Semifinals |
| Lockport Jetz | 2 | Champions |
| WATB | 1 | N/A |
| Cleveland Force | 1 | N/A |
Groups
The TBR is split into 2 groups of 4 teams
Group 1
| Nationality | Team | Wins | Draws | Losses | GF | GA | +/- | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LOAF'S LOAFS | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 9 | |
| Cleveland Force | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 6 | |
| Battle Toads FC | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 3 | |
| Swansea Denver AFC | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 8 | -6 | 0 |
Group 2
| Nationality | Team | Wins | Draws | Losses | GF | GA | +/- | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Toxic Rats | 3 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 5 | 7 | 9 | |
| Lockport Jetz | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 6 | |
| Saranac 1888s | 1 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 3 | |
| WATB | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 13 | -9 | 0 |
Playoffs
TBC vs. TBC
TBC vs. TBC
Championship
TBC vs. TBC
Goal Scorers
The Teddy Roosevelt Big Stick Award
Introduced for the first time in Edition 3, this award is given to the player that has accumulated the highest combination of Red and Yellow cards.
Red cards being worth 3 points, and Yellow cards being worth 1. There is also a 1 point bonus for scoring in the same match that you received a card, as well as 3 points awarded for instigating an injury.
Edition 6
| Player | Team | Yellows | Reds | Bonus (Goal + Card in same game) | Caused Injury | Total Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fabio Casamayor | SCV Crave | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
The Zack Galifianakis Effort Award
For the teams who tried, but simply just didn't put fans in the seats (least amount of points accumulated in group play)
Edition 6
| Team | Points | Goal Differential | Goals For |
|---|---|---|---|
| WATB | 0 | -9 | 4 |
The Ronald Reagan Achievement Award
This award is given after each tournament to the oldest player to have scored a goal (and to have lived afterwards to tell about it).
- Note: A player must be at least 25 years of age at tournament's end to qualify.
Edition 6
| Player | Team | Age at finish of tournament | Total Goals |
|---|---|---|---|
| Guido Alvisi | LOAF'S LOAFS | 22.97 | 0 |



