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Revision as of 23:54, 29 December 2013

Iceland FC Sugar Tits (67536)
managed by Jimmydinho
Full Name FC Sugar Tits
Nickname Sugar
Founded May 6, 2013
Location Dalvík, Iceland
Arena The Valley of the Gods
Coach Salvar Erpsson
League IV.17
updated on: June 4 2013 15:00
Team kits
Home kit
Away kit
The Valley of the Gods
The Valley of the Gods
Last Rebuild
Terraces 8000
Basic 3000
Roof 1000
VIP 0
Capacity 12000


Trophies
Season 39
Season 38
Season 37

Overview

FC Sugar Tits is a Hattrick club founded by Jimmydinho, currently ranked 406 of 535 teams (76th percentile) in Iceland. The club is situated in the town of Dalvík, which lies on the north-central coast of Iceland (Latitude: 65°58'N, Longitude: 18°31'W).


The team was founded on May 6, 2013 and began play in Icelandic Series IV.17 in Season 39.


Molly Malone's Cabana Boys is the volcano in which future stars are forged, propelling them homeless and disillusioned down the Boulevard of Broken Dreams into the FC Sugar Tits meat grinder. Most of these hopeless cases are emo kids who cut themselves and dream of a life without scratchy Icelandic wool sweaters.

Fan Club

The FC Sugar Tits fan club is called The Underboob Army. Currently there are 1,211 members. Most members of The Underboob Army are either in prison or on parole. Several are also in politics.

Arena

FC Sugar Tits play their home matches at The Valley of the Gods, which is located behind Fosshotel Dalvik at the southern end of Svarfaðarbraut and Raudararstigur.


Note: The stadium lost its liquor license last year due to circumstances surrounding the Sleikur Affair, an unfortunate gambling scandal involving the town mayor, an extreme-skier, several frozen strippers from Suriname, the arena concessions manager, and a drunk puffin. Until further notice, The Valley of the Gods is a "bring your own brennivín" establishment.


Season Capacity Terraces Basic Roofed VIP Largest Crowd
Iceland 41 25,000 14,845 5,947 3,624 584 16,026
Iceland 40 18,000 10,689 4,282 2,609 420 18,000
Iceland 39 12,000 8,000 3,000 1,000 0 7,145

Coaches

Salvar Erpsson coached FC Sugar Tits in its inaugural season (Season 39) and continues to coach the team.


Season Nat. Coach Games W D L Pct. Games(Ttl) W(Ttl) D(Ttl) L(Ttl) Pct.(Ttl)
39 Iceland Salvar Erpsson 3 1 1 1 .500 3 1 1 1 .500


Players

Current Squad

Nat. Player Goals (Career) Goals (League) Goals (Cup) Hattricks NT U20
Iceland Hjörvar Hreiðarsson 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Engiljón Vilhjálmsson 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Jónatan Grettisson 2 2 0 0 0 0
Iceland Filip Guttason 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Valur Loftsson 2 2 0 0 0 0
Iceland Áslaugur Bjarnólfsson 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Skapti Egilsson 1 1 0 0 0 0
Iceland Brynjólfur Haraldsson 3 2 1 0 0 0
Iceland Hjalti Hergeirsson 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Þráinn Fróðason 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Gylfi Finnsson 2 0 2 0 0 0
Iceland Valdimar Jensson 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Skírnir Hrafnkelsson 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Hákon Hilmisson 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Pálmi Helgason 3 2 1 0 0 0
Iceland Hólmgeir Unnarsson 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Sigurður Karl Sigurðsson 0 0 0 0 0 0

Former Homegrown Players

All players raised in FC Sugar Tits remain with the club.


Icelandic National Cup (Íslandsbikarinn)

Season Matches W L Pct. Exit Round Gate Receipts
39 2 1 1 .500 2 42,702 USD$

History

Season 41 (current season)

Season League Íslandsbikarinn (Iceland Cup) Trophies Top goalscorer Goals
41 7th place IV.17 1st Round - Brynjólfur Haraldsson 1

Transfers

Total Purchases: 0 USD$
Total Sales: 0 USD$
Difference: 0 USD$
Average (bought): 0 USD$
Average (sold): 0 USD$
Average (bought + sold): 0 USD$
Players bought: 0
Players sold: 0
Number of transfers: 0


Statistics and Records

FC Sugar Tits pretty much sucks, so there are no statistics or records worth mentioning.


Hall of Fame

No one here yet!


Supporters

Beloved Supporters

Manager Team Nat. League Team Nat. League External Team Page
Zvanitajs icon Zvanitajs team Latvia II.4 Zvanitajs LS team Latvia VI.591
Kronski1 icon Currawong FC Oceania V.256 Khmer Sunbirds Kampuchea III.13
netsya icon Superfeet USA VI.767
izdurg icon S.E. Cruz de Savóia Brazil III.13 Savoia Yukon FC Canada V.254 S.E. Cruz de Savóia
Threat icon Fairfax County SC USA V.109 Burlywood Rangers Scotland V.214
ditquinta icon ASEREISH FC France VI.811 Svefneyjar IK Iceland IV.14
Hallgerdr-langbrok icon Norteños AD Spain IX.2015 NFjölkunnigr Iceland IV.24

Supported Teams

Manager Team Nat. League Team Nat. League External Team Page
donrobson icon St Cuthbert Wanderers FC USA V.192 Exton United Scotland V.105
VishnuLink icon 1982 Kumasi Royals FC USA V.225
MustangTuba icon Bipedal FC USA V.164
diewel icon 1FC-ChiTown USA IV.17
fctaos icon FC Ranchos de Taos USA V.44
theodolan icon District Hooliganz USA V.248
kidkarnage icon Ac Questo USA IV.4
Threat icon Fairfax County SC USA V.109 Burlywood Rangers Scotland V.214
13Giacomo13 icon A.S. Kursaal Italy Serie A
Trepanated icon Flying Bartlebys FC USA II.3 No Treason Oceania VI.2
Caritas icon Dragon Warriors F.C England VI.516 All Welsh Dragons Wales IV.50
Hesam_Foozool icon Persian Lovers Iran III.16
Primitive icon Neanderthals USA V.229
emmamus icon Emma Denmark VI.467
conakry icon Helags FF Sweden III.20
Mod-ivo_stoyanov icon Tullips Bulgaria Vissha Liga Take Me To Your Lizard USA VI.1024
Kronski1 icon Currawong FC Oceania V.256 Khmer Sunbirds Kampuchea III.13
izdurg icon Savoia Yukon FC Canada V.254
Netsya icon Superfeet USA VI.767
ditquinta icon Svefneyjar IK Iceland IV.14
adam1988 icon FC Reykjavík Iceland III.6
kittielver icon Mid-Atlantic Blue Crabs USA VI.279
csajszi icon FC Fuss Utána Hungary V.11


Flag Collection

Home

FC Sugar Tits has hosted 1 of 128 countries at The Valley of the Gods.

Slovakia

Season Flags
39 Slovakia
Season Flag Country Club
39 Slovakia Slovakia FC Petrzka

Away

FC Sugar Tits has visited 3 of 128 countries.

Iceland Turkey Argentina

Season Flags Air Miles Frequent Flyer Program Status
39 Iceland Turkey Argentina 9,855 Mud
Season Flag Country Club Air Miles
39 Iceland Iceland Turino IF 153
39 Turkey Turkey Erciş Derezemmi F.C. 2,830
39 Argentina Argentina majestad olivia f.c 6,872


External Links

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