Tight Butthole Republic Edition 6

Tight Butthole Republic Tournament Edition 6

The first edition of the trophy, before it was eventually awarded to inaugural winners Spartan Curbstomp F.C.
First Match	1.7.2013
Country	USA
Region	Pennsylvania
Zone	North America
Hosts	Battle Toads FC & LOAF'S LOAFS
Winner	TBD 2.4.2013

The Tight Butthole Republic is an American Tournament originating in Pennsylvania, more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area. The sixth edition of the tournament will start January 7th, 2013. The group stages finished January 21st, 2013, and the Final was played February 4th, 2013. The champions were the Toxic Rats, beating co-host LOAF'S LOAFS by a score of 3-2.

The sixth edition marked the first time that a team was ever allowed to defend its title. The holiday spirit can be of blame the miser manager LOAF'S LOAFS letting up his cruel grip on those who defeated him of tournament's past.

The Teams

Team	Appearances in TBR	Previous Best Finish
Battle Toads FC	6	Finals
LOAF'S LOAFS	6	Finals
Swansea Denver AFC	5	Finals
Toxic Rats	4	Semifinals
Saranac 1888s	4	Semifinals
Lockport Jetz	2	Champions
WATB	1	N/A
Cleveland Force	1	N/A

Groups

The TBR is split into 2 groups of 4 teams

Group 1

Nationality	Team	Wins	Draws	Losses	GF	GA	+/-	Pts
	Toxic Rats	3	0	0	12	5	7	9
	Lockport Jetz	2	0	1	7	6	1	6
	Saranac 1888s	1	0	2	8	7	1	3
	WATB	0	0	3	4	13	-9	0

Group 2

Nationality	Team	Wins	Draws	Losses	GF	GA	+/-	Pts
	LOAF'S LOAFS	3	0	0	6	1	5	9
	Cleveland Force	2	0	1	6	3	3	6
	Battle Toads FC	1	0	2	1	3	-2	3
	Swansea Denver AFC	0	0	3	2	8	-6	0

Playoffs

LOAF'S LOAFS 2 vs. 0 Lockport Jetz

Toxic Rats 3 vs. 1 Cleveland Force

Championship

LOAF'S LOAFS 2 vs. Toxic Rats 3

Goal Scorers

Player	Team	Goals
Jacò do Vale	Toxic Rats	4
Tom Harvey	Toxic Rats	4
Ebrahim Golcheen	Toxic Rats	4
Tiziano Caneva	LOAF'S LOAFS	3
Frederik van Poppel	Cleveland Force	3
Nunzio Markfort	Lockport Jetz	2
Emmerich Lessmeister	LOAF'S LOAFS	2
Oriol Velazquez	Saranac 1888s	2
Berndt Wollner	Lockport Jetz	2
Andrej Myslik	Saranac 1888s	2
Matteo Magagnoli	Toxic Rats	2
Coen Zeeuws	Saranac 1888s	2
Lucas Paul Weissbeck	Toxic Rats	1
Edgar Engelen	LOAF'S LOAFS	1
Leigh Krause	Toxic Rats	1
Imdat Ulku	Cleveland Force	1
Giampiero Marchese	Toxic Rats	1
Christian Stagi	Toxic Rats	1
Carlos Manuel Maschwitz	Lockport Jetz	1
Ke'Shawn Terrell	Cleveland Force	1
Mikey Balsiger	LOAF'S LOAFS	1
Valentin Shteyngart	Cleveland Force	1
Scott Mosley	Battle Toads FC	1
Frederic Busquets	LOAF'S LOAFS	1
Nino Gelderlander	Lockport Jetz	1
Edu Franqueza	Swansea Denver AFC	1
Stefan Banach	WATB	1
Edmund Bonningstedt	Cleveland Force	1
Linus Ubink	WATB	1
Sako Wubbels	WATB	1
Wilbert Leeuwangh	WATB	1
Clarence Durant	Saranac 1888s	1
Matt Teel	Saranac 1888s	1

The Teddy Roosevelt Big Stick Award

Introduced for the first time in Edition 3, this award is given to the player that has accumulated the highest combination of Red and Yellow cards.

Red cards being worth 3 points, and Yellow cards being worth 1. There is also a 1 point bonus for scoring in the same match that you received a card, as well as 3 points awarded for instigating an injury.

Edition 6

Player	Team	Yellows	Reds	Bonus (Goal + Card in same game)	Caused Injury	Total Points
Fabio Casamayor	SCV Crave	0	0	0	0	0

The Zack Galifianakis Effort Award

For the teams who tried, but simply just didn't put fans in the seats (least amount of points accumulated in group play)

Edition 6

Team	Points	Goal Differential	Goals For
WATB	0	-9	4

The Ronald Reagan Achievement Award

This award is given after each tournament to the oldest player to have scored a goal (and to have lived afterwards to tell about it).

• Note: A player must be at least 25 years of age at tournament's end to qualify.

Edition 6

Player	Team	Age at finish of tournament	Total Goals
Guido Alvisi	LOAF'S LOAFS	22.97	0