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Revision as of 17:09, 24 January 2013
 The LOAF'S LOAFS Unofficial Logo, featuring its slogan "LONG LIVE THE LOAF," also known simply as "LLTL" | |
| Start date | 24.01.2013 |
| Country |  USA
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| Region | Pennsylvania |
| Zone | North America |
| Stadium | The Bakery |
| Rival | Battle Toads FC |
| Fan club | The Yeast Army (2221 Fans as of 18/01/13) |
| League | V.54 (USA) |
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| Current Coach | Andrey Stoyanov 
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This is the page for Season 51 of USA club LOAF'S LOAFS, which started on January 24th, 2013 with the first round of US Open Cup matches. The team started the season in 1st place in V.54 (USA), as it had finished there the season before.
Season 51
| Season | League | US Open Cup | Trophies | Top goalscorer | Goals |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 51 | 1st place in V.54 | TBD | TBD | TBD | 0 |
| Opponent | Type | Venue | Score | Record | Goals |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| beisuesteakul1982 | Cup | beisuesteakul1982 | 0-6 | Adv. to 2nd rd | Dobson, Caneva (2), Busquets (2), Alvisi |
The wind was strong on the night of January 24th, as the smell of whiskey in a moderately-sized flask keeping LOAF supporters warm was prevalent as they made the road trip to Montana for the first match of the season. Eager to start the season off on the right foot, the game was stopped 35 seconds in as a naked LL supporter (later identified as Lance Bass from 'N Sync) ran onto the field, stole the ball from a dribbling Abel Johnson, and ran out of the stadium alà Forest Gump. He was later found in Helena, the state's capital, singing in a karaoke bar, still naked.
The team went on to score 6 goals and hold possession for 89% of the match (the 11% happened generally when star Guivo Alvisi stopped to take pictures with admiring fans. As the 89th minute counted upwards to 90, black wingback Tristan Elroy subbed himself out and was seen sipping on a 40 ounce malt liquor while making his way to the locker room.
Schedule
| Opponent | Date | Type | Stadium | Attendance | Score | LL Scorers |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| beisuesteakul1982, VI.450 | 01/24/13 | Cup | beisuesteakul1982 Arena | 10,737 (12,000) | 0-6 | Dobson, Caneva (2), Busquets (2), Alvisi |
Statistics
Player statistics
| No. | Nat | Pos | Player | Total | Series | Cup/Qualifier | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Apps | Goals | Apps | Goals | Apps | Goals | ||||
| 1 |
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GK | Russ Werewolf Fontaine | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 2 | 
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CD | Emmanuel Chávez | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 3 | 
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CD | Anton Eisenfuss | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 4 |
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CD | Darryl Wilks | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 5 |
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CD | Lloyd Wiggins | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 9 |
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WB | Scott Johnson | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 10 |
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MF | Cary Dobson | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| 16 |
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MF | Abel Johnson | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 20 | 
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MF | Guido Alvisi | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| 25 |
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MF | Mikey Balsiger | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 31 | 
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CD | Edgar Engelen | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 43 |
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MF | Tiziano Caneva | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| 46 |
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MF | Johnnie Valentine | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 50 |
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MF | Tristan Elroy | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 53 | 
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GK | Miroslav Zerak | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 63 | 
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WI | Frederic Busquets | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| 70 |
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CD | Clemente Arredondo | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 79 |
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CD | Edje Brink | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 83 |
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FW | Emmerich Lessmeister | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 99 |
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FW | Ryan Urner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 00 |
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MF | Andrey Stoyanov | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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COACH | Terencjusz Myszko | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
Sold Mid-Season
None as of yet
Team of the Week
Every week, series V.54 commissioner Matt Damon announces the top XI of the previous week. Here are some LL honors
Abel Johnson
Winger:
Series Table
LL plays it's 4th season in Series V.54 (USA). It finished 47, 48, and 49 in 4th, 3rd, and 3rd, respectively.
| Pos. | Team | Pl | W | D | L | GF | GA | D. | P |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | LOAF'S LOAFS | 9 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 30 | 1 | +29 | 21 |
| 2. | FC Deich | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 37 | 15 | +22 | 19 |
| 3. | Spring Arbor FC | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 13 | 6 | +7 | 17 |
| 4. | Gate 13 | 9 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 20 | 9 | +11 | 15 |
| 5. | PoonOnYou | 9 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 15 | 9 | +6 | 15 |
| 6. | San Marcos Revolutionaries | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 11 | 32 | -21 | 9 |
| 7. | Gordo's Gods | 9 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 4 | 23 | -19 | 5 |
| 8. | Penn State FC | 9 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 3 | 38 | -35 | 0 |
