Tight Butthole Republic Edition 7

Tight Butthole Republic Tournament Edition 6

The first edition of the trophy, before it was eventually awarded to inaugural winners Spartan Curbstomp F.C.
First Match	1.7.2013
Country	USA
Region	Pennsylvania
Zone	North America
Hosts	Battle Toads FC & LOAF'S LOAFS
Winner	TBD 2.4.2013

The Tight Butthole Republic is an American Tournament originating in Pennsylvania, more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area. The sixth edition of the tournament will start January 7th, 2013. The group stages finish January 21st, 2013, and the Final will be played February 4th, 2013.

The sixth edition marked the first time that a team was ever allowed to defend its title. The holiday spirit can be of blame the miser manager LOAF'S LOAFS letting up his cruel grip on those who defeated him of tournament's past.

The Teams

Team	Appearances in TBR	Previous Best Finish
Battle Toads FC	7	Finals
LOAF'S LOAFS	7	Finals
Swansea Denver AFC	6	Finals
Toxic Rats	5	Champions
Saranac 1888s	5	Semifinals
Lockport Jetz	3	Champions
R.S.V. Hion	3	Group Stages
Middlesex United	2	Champions
FC Bogna	1	N/A
Queen City Psycho Squad	1	N/A
CUCCI	1	N/A
Schmikkel United	1	N/A
FC Partizan	1	N/A
First Shock Battalion	1	N/A
St Cuthbert Wanderers FC	1	N/A
The Terrible Team	1	N/A

Groups

The TBR is split into 2 groups of 4 teams

Group A

Nationality	Team	Wins	Draws	Losses	GF	GA	+/-	Pts
	Toxic Rats	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Lockport Jetz	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
	LOAF'S LOAFS	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
	R.S.V. Hion	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

Group B

Nationality	Team	Wins	Draws	Losses	GF	GA	+/-	Pts
	FC Bogna	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Swansea Denver AFC	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Queen City Psycho Squad	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
	CUCCI	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

Group C

Nationality	Team	Wins	Draws	Losses	GF	GA	+/-	Pts
	Schmikkel United	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Middlesex Athletic	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
	FC Partizan	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
	First Shock Battalion	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

Group D

Nationality	Team	Wins	Draws	Losses	GF	GA	+/-	Pts
	St Cuthbert Wanderers FC	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
	The Terrible Team	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Battle Toads FC	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Saranac 1888s	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

Quarterfinals

TBD 3.4.13

Semifinals

TBD 3.11.13

Championship

TBD 3.18.13

Goal Scorers

Player	Team	Goals
Jacò do Vale	Toxic Rats	0
Tom Harvey	Toxic Rats	0

The Teddy Roosevelt Big Stick Award

Introduced for the first time in Edition 3, this award is given to the player that has accumulated the highest combination of Red and Yellow cards.

Red cards being worth 3 points, and Yellow cards being worth 1. There is also a 1 point bonus for scoring in the same match that you received a card, as well as 3 points awarded for instigating an injury.

Edition 6

Player	Team	Yellows	Reds	Bonus (Goal + Card in same game)	Caused Injury	Total Points
Fabio Casamayor	SCV Crave	0	0	0	0	0

The Zack Galifianakis Effort Award

For the teams who tried, but simply just didn't put fans in the seats (least amount of points accumulated in group play)

Edition 6

Team	Points	Goal Differential	Goals For
WATB	0	-9	4

The Ronald Reagan Achievement Award

This award is given after each tournament to the oldest player to have scored a goal (and to have lived afterwards to tell about it).

• Note: A player must be at least 25 years of age at tournament's end to qualify.

Edition 6

Player	Team	Age at finish of tournament	Total Goals
Guido Alvisi	LOAF'S LOAFS	22.97	0