Tight Butthole Republic Edition 7
 The first edition of the trophy, before it was eventually awarded to inaugural winners Spartan Curbstomp F.C. | |
| First Match | 3.11.2013 |
| Country |  USA
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| Region | Pennsylvania |
| Zone | North America |
| Hosts | Battle Toads FC & LOAF'S LOAFS |
| Winner | LOAF'S LOAFS (1st) |
The Tight Butthole Republic is an American Tournament originating in Pennsylvania, more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area. The seventh edition of the tournament started February 11th, 2013. The group stages finished February 25th, 2013, and the Final was played March 18th, 2013. The tournament was won by senior member and co-host LOAF'S LOAFS, winning by a score of 4-3 in the final over Italian side FC Bogna.
The seventh edition marked the first time that 16 teams were used, rather than the traditional 8. This was due to co-host Battle Toads FC's high doses of medication as of late, and the Aderol which made his confidence grow way too high.
The Teams
| Team | Appearances in TBR | Previous Best Finish |
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| Battle Toads FC | 7 | Finals |
| LOAF'S LOAFS | 7 | Finals |
| Swansea Denver AFC | 6 | Finals |
| Toxic Rats | 5 | Champions |
| Saranac 1888s | 5 | Semifinals |
| Lockport Jetz | 3 | Champions |
| R.S.V. Hion | 3 | Group Stages |
| Middlesex United | 2 | Champions |
| FC Bogna | 1 | N/A |
| Queen City Psycho Squad | 1 | N/A |
| CUCCI | 1 | N/A |
| Schmikkel United | 1 | N/A |
| FC Partizan | 1 | N/A |
| First Shock Battalion | 1 | N/A |
| St Cuthbert Wanderers FC | 1 | N/A |
| The Terrible Team | 1 | N/A |
Groups
The TBR is split into 4 groups of 4 teams
Group A
| Nationality | Team | Wins | Draws | Losses | GF | GA | +/- | Pts |
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LOAF'S LOAFS | 3 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 2 | +5 | 9 |
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Lockport Jetz | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 1 | +5 | 6 |
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Toxic Rats | 1 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 3 |
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R.S.V. Hion | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 9 | -7 | 0 |
Group B
| Nationality | Team | Wins | Draws | Losses | GF | GA | +/- | Pts |
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FC Bogna | 2 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 2 | +8 | 6 |
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Queen City Psycho Squad | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 4 | +1 | 6 |
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CUCCI | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 3 |
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Swansea Denver AFC | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 9 | -7 | 3 |
Group C
| Nationality | Team | Wins | Draws | Losses | GF | GA | +/- | Pts |
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FC Partizan | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 3 | +4 | 6 |
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Middlesex Athletic | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 2 | +4 | 6 |
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Schmikkel United | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 2 | +2 | 6 |
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First Shock Battalion | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 10 | -10 | 0 |
Group D
| Nationality | Team | Wins | Draws | Losses | GF | GA | +/- | Pts |
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St Cuthbert Wanderers FC | 2 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 4 | +7 | 7 |
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The Terrible Team | 2 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 6 | +5 | 7 |
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Saranac 1888s | 1 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 10 | -5 | 3 |
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Battle Toads FC | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 10 | -7 | 0 |
Quarterfinals
3.4.13
- LOAF'S LOAFS 2 - 1 Queen City Psycho Squad
- FC Partizan 3(6) - 3(7) The Terrible Team
- St Cuthbert Wanderers 3 - 0 Lockport Jetz
- FC Bogna 3 - 1 Middlesex Athletic
Semifinals
3.11.13
- LOAF'S LOAFS 3 - 1 The Terrible Team
- FC Bogna 5 - 2 St Cuthbert Wanderers
Championship
3.18.13
- LOAF'S LOAFS 4 - 3 FC Bogna
Records
Given the extra length of the tournament, LOAF'S LOAFS set a record for most wins in a single tournament at 6, going 6-0, which also set a record for consecutive wins in the tournament.
Goal Scorers
| Player | Team | Goals |
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| Marcello Gianotten | The Terrible Team | 5 |
The Zack Galifianakis Effort Award
For the teams who tried, but simply just didn't put fans in the seats (least amount of points accumulated in group play)
Edition 7
| Team | Points | Goal Differential | Goals For |
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| First Shock Battalion | 0 | -10 | 0 |
