FC Sugar Tits/Season 41
 FC Sugar Tits (67536)
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| Full Name | FC Sugar Tits |
| Nickname | Sugar |
| Founded | May 6, 2013 |
| Location | Dalvík, Iceland |
| Arena | The Valley of the Gods |
| Coach | Salvar Erpsson 
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| League | IV.17 |
| updated on: December 30 2013 16:00 | |
Season 41
Coach - Ritvars Rostovskis
Arena - The Valley of The Gods (25,000 max capacity)
The Tits opened the Season 41 campaign at home at The Valley of The Gods, hosting Series III.15 side MUX FC in the first round of the Íslandsbikarinn. During the off-season between seasons 40 and 41, the arena underwent a significant expansion, increasing its capacity from 18,000 to 25,000 fans. This season is the first to be fully-dedicated to training home grown talent culled from the Youth Academy. While Tits management has been open and honest about the team's low chances for wins this season, hopes remain high among The Underboob Army for a top four finish. Management expects angry fans.
Current Position
| Season | League | Íslandsbikarinn (Iceland Cup) | Trophies | Top goalscorer | Goals |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 41 | 7th place IV.17 | 1st Round | - | Brynjólfur Haraldsson | 1 |
Week One
Íslandsbikarinn - Round One
FC Sugar Tits 0, MUX FC 6
The Tits were clearly outmatched in this one. MUX FC scored on all six of its opportunities, led 4-0 at the half, dominated ball possession, and stole thirty sheep after the match. (The joke's on them though. Those sheep were incontinent.) The Tits had zero shots on goal and, as expected, converted zero of them into goals. To add insult to injury, Puffinhead Einarsson was knocked silly in the 82nd minute and is likely to miss two matches.
Arena - The Valley of the Gods (Dalvík, Iceland)
Attendance - 16,026
Weather - Partly cloudy
Referees - Jędrzej Pruchnicki (PL), Cristian Soriano (ES), Kieran Arthur (AU)
| Type | Venue | Result | GF | GA | Formation | Tactic | Opponent | Formation | Tactic | Record | Goals |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cup | The Valley of the Gods | Loss | 0 | 6 | 2-5-3 | AOW | MUX FC | 3-5-2 | AOW | - | - |
Man of the Match: Brynjólfur Haraldsson
Worst Player: Hilmar Nílsson
Cards: None
Injuries: Puffinhead Einarsson
Fan Mood before the Match: Angry
Fan Mood after the Match: Angry
| Team | ToP | Midfield | Attack(L) | Attack(C) | Attack(R) | Defense(L) | Defense(C) | Defense(R) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FC Sugar Tits | 28' | 2.75 | 6.00 | 4.00 | 6.75 | 4.00 | 3.50 | 4.50 |
| MUX FC | 72' | 4.00 | 5.00 | 5.25 | 6.50 | 10.75 | 10.75 | 11.75 |
Series: IV.17
Trekroner BK 2, FC Sugar Tits 1
The Tits were clearly outmatched in this one. MUX FC scored on all six of its opportunities, led 4-0 at the half, dominated ball possession, and stole thirty sheep after the match. (The joke's on them though. Those sheep were incontinent.) The Tits had zero shots on goal and, as expected, converted zero of them into goals. To add insult to injury, Puffinhead Einarsson was knocked silly in the 82nd minute and is likely to miss two matches.
Arena - Grobund (Hella, Iceland)
Attendance - 22,095
Weather - Cloudy
Referees - Nico Angrillini (IT), Axel Quiroga (AR), Albert Massanet (ES)
| Type | Venue | Result | GF | GA | Formation | Tactic | Opponent | Formation | Tactic | Record | Goals |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| League | Grobund | Loss | 1 | 2 | 2-5-3 | Normal | Trekroner BK | 3-5-2 | Normal | 0-0-1 | Brynjólfur Haraldsson (1) |
Man of the Match: Valur Loftsson
Worst Player: Hilmar Nílsson
Cards: None
Injuries: None
Fan Mood before the Match: Angry
Fan Mood after the Match: Angry
| Team | ToP | Midfield | Attack(L) | Attack(C) | Attack(R) | Defense(L) | Defense(C) | Defense(R) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FC Sugar Tits | 32' | 2.75 | 7.25 | 7.00 | 7.75 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 4.75 |
| Trekroner BK | 68' | 5.00 | 4.00 | 5.50 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 7.00 | 4.25 |
Week Two
Series: IV.17
FC Sugar Tits 1, Múspellssynir 8
The Tits were clearly outmatched in this one. MUX FC scored on all six of its opportunities, led 4-0 at the half, dominated ball possession, and stole thirty sheep after the match. (The joke's on them though. Those sheep were incontinent.) The Tits had zero shots on goal and, as expected, converted zero of them into goals. To add insult to injury, Puffinhead Einarsson was knocked silly in the 82nd minute and is likely to miss two matches.
Arena - The Valley of the Gods (Dalvík, Iceland)
Attendance - 12,384
Weather - Partly cloudy
Referees - Dejan Čurčić (SE), Pascal Jambou (FR), Jouni Kaukonen (FI)
| Type | Venue | Result | GF | GA | Formation | Tactic | Opponent | Formation | Tactic | Record | Goals |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| League | The Valley of the Gods | Loss | 1 | 8 | 2-5-3 | CA | Múspellssynir | 3-5-2 | None | 0-0-2 | Valur Loftsson (1) |
Man of the Match: Valur Loftsson
Worst Player: Hilmar Nílsson
Cards: Puffinhead Einarsson (1)
Injuries: None
Fan Mood before the Match: Angry
Fan Mood after the Match: Furious
| Team | ToP | Midfield | Attack(L) | Attack(C) | Attack(R) | Defense(L) | Defense(C) | Defense(R) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FC Sugar Tits | 37' | 2.75 | 8.00 | 6.00 | 9.25 | 3.75 | 3.75 | 4.25 |
| Múspellssynir | 63' | 3.50 | 5.75 | 4.25 | 6.25 | 9.50 | 12.00 | 8.00 |
External Links
- FC Sugar Tits @ htev.org
- FC Sugar Tits @ Maptrick.org
- Export team data with HT-Mess @ ht-mess.webdizainers.lv
Schedule
| Opponent | Date | Type | Stadium | Attendance | Result | Score | GF | GA | Pos | Scorers | MoM | LVP | Cards | Injuries |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MUX FC, III.15 | 12/25/2013 | Cup | The Valley of the Gods | 16,026 (25,000) 64% | Loss | 0-6 | 0 | 6 | - | - | Brynjólfur Haraldsson (1) | Hilmar Nílsson (1) | - | Puffinhead Einarsson (+2) |
| Trekroner BK, IV.17 | 12/29/2013 | League | Grobund | 22,095 (27,498) 80% | Loss | 2-1 | 1 | 2 | 4 | Brynjólfur Haraldsson (1) | Valur Loftsson (1) | Hilmar Nílsson (2) | - | - |
| Múspellssynir, IV.17 | 1/5/2014 | League | The Valley of the Gods | 12,384 (25,000) 50% | Loss | 1-8 | 1 | 8 | 7 | Valur Loftsson (1) | Valur Loftsson (2) | Hilmar Nílsson (3) | Puffinhead Einarsson (1) | - |
Statistics
Player statistics
| No. | Nat | Pos | Player | Total | Series | Cup/Qualifier | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Apps | Goals | Apps | Goals | Apps | Goals | ||||
| 1 | 
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GK | Russ Werewolf Fontaine | 17 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| 2 | 
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CD | Emmanuel Chávez | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 3 | 
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CD | Anton Eisenfuss | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 4 |
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CD | Darryl Wilks | 17 | 6 | 13 | 5 | 4 | 1 |
| 5 |
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CD | Lloyd Wiggins | 15 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| 9 |
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WB | Scott Johnson | 11 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| 10 |
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MF | Cary Dobson | 19 | 4 | 14 | 2 | 5 | 2 |
| 16 |
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MF | Abel Johnson | 10 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 20 | 
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MF | Guido Alvisi | 17 | 4 | 13 | 3 | 4 | 1 |
| 25 |
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MF | Mikey Balsiger | 18 | 6 | 13 | 5 | 5 | 1 |
| 31 | 
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CD | Edgar Engelen | 19 | 3 | 14 | 1 | 5 | 2 |
| 43 |
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MF | Tiziano Caneva | 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| 46 |
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MF | Johnnie Valentine | 6 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| 50 |
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MF | Tristan Elroy | 9 | 2 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| 53 | 
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GK | Miroslav Zerak | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 63 | 
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WI | Frederic Busquets | 18 | 5 | 13 | 1 | 5 | 4 |
| 70 |
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CD | Clemente Arredondo | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 79 |
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CD | Edje Brink | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 83 |
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FW | Emmerich Lessmeister | 15 | 8 | 10 | 6 | 5 | 2 |
| 99 |
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FW | Ryan Urner | 5 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| 00 | 
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MF | Andrey Stoyanov | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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COACH | Terencjusz Myszko | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
Sold Mid-Season
| No. | Nat | Pos | Player | Total | Series | Cup | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Apps | Goals | Apps | Goals | Apps | Goals | ||||
| 3 | 
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WB | Peer Hansen | 8 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
| 13 |
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WI | Jason Fortier | 8 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 2 |
| 86 |
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FW | Àlex Jové | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Team Awards
- Golden Loaf: Tiziano Caneva, 8 times man of the match.
- LVP: Darryl Wilks, 7 time disappointment
- Top Scorer: Tiziano Caneva, 9 goals (9+0)
- Top Defender: Russ Werewolf Fontaine, 13 clean sheets
Goal Scorers
| Playe | Goals | Series | Cup |
|---|---|---|---|
| Emmerich Lessmeister | 8 | 6 | 2 |
| Tiziano Caneva | 7 | 7 | 0 |
| Mikey Balsiger | 6 | 5 | 1 |
| Frederic Busquets | 5 | 1 | 4 |
| Darryl Wilks | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| Cary Dobson | 4 | 2 | 2 |
| Guido Alvisi | 3 | 2 | 1 |
| Edgar Engelen | 3 | 1 | 2 |
| Tristan Elroy | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| Jason Fortier | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Peer Hansen | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| Ryan Urner | 1 | 0 | 1 |
Team of the Week
Every week, series V.54 commissioner Matt Damon announces the top XI of the previous week. Here are some LL honors
Abel Johnson
Winger: Week 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14
Frederic Busquets
Winger: Week 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10
Peer Hansen
Wingback: Week 1
Guido Alvisi
Central Defender: Week 10
Inner Midfielder: Week 11, 13
Mikey Balsiger
Inner Midfielder: Week 10, 14
Series Table
LL plays it's 4th season in Series V.54 (USA). It finished 47, 48, and 49 in 4th, 3rd, and 3rd, respectively.
| Pos. | Team | Pl | W | D | L | GF | GA | D. | P |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | LOAF'S LOAFS | 9 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 30 | 1 | +29 | 21 |
| 2. | FC Deich | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 37 | 15 | +22 | 19 |
| 3. | Spring Arbor FC | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 13 | 6 | +7 | 17 |
| 4. | Gate 13 | 9 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 20 | 9 | +11 | 15 |
| 5. | PoonOnYou | 9 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 15 | 9 | +6 | 15 |
| 6. | San Marcos Revolutionaries | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 11 | 32 | -21 | 9 |
| 7. | Gordo's Gods | 9 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 4 | 23 | -19 | 5 |
| 8. | Penn State FC | 9 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 3 | 38 | -35 | 0 |
| Previous Season | Current Season | Following Season |
|---|---|---|
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