Tight Butthole Republic Edition 8
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 The first edition of the trophy, before it was eventually awarded to inaugural winners Spartan Curbstomp F.C. | |
| First Match | 3.25.2013 |
| Country |  USA
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| Region | Pennsylvania |
| Zone | North America |
| Hosts | Battle Toads FC & LOAF'S LOAFS |
| Winner | TBD 4.29.2013 |
The Tight Butthole Republic is an American Tournament originating in Pennsylvania, more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area. The seventh edition of the tournament will start March 25th, 2013. The group stages will finish April 8th, 2013, and the Final will be played April 29th, 2013.
The Teams
| Team | Appearances in TBR | Previous Best Finish |
|---|---|---|
| Battle Toads FC | 8 | Finals |
| LOAF'S LOAFS | 8 | Champions |
| Swansea Denver AFC | 7 | Finals |
| Toxic Rats | 6 | Champions |
| Queen City Psycho Squad | 2 | Quarterfinals |
| Schmikkel United | 2 | Group Stages |
| St Cuthbert Wanderers FC | 2 | Semifinals |
| Uniao de Araras | 2 | Champions |
| atletico torpigna | 1 | N/A |
| Estrella Sabina | 1 | N/A |
| BazookaJoe Fortunes | 1 | N/A |
| Raffi Team | 1 | N/A |
| Free Pizza F.C. | 1 | N/A |
| Spring Arbor FC | 1 | N/A |
| Real Virginia | 1 | N/A |
| St. Gallen Celtic | 1 | N/A |
Groups
The TBR is split into 4 groups of 4 teams
Group A
| Nationality | Team | Wins | Draws | Losses | GF | GA | +/- | Pts |
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atletico torpigna | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 5 | +1 | 3 |
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Estrella Sabina | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
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Raffi Team | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
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BazookaJoe Fortunes | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 6 | -1 | 0 |
Group B
| Nationality | Team | Wins | Draws | Losses | GF | GA | +/- | Pts |
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Free Pizza F.C. | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | +4 | 3 |
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St Cuthbert Wanderers | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | +3 | 3 |
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Spring Arbor FC | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | -3 | 0 |
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Schmikkel United | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | -4 | 0 |
Group C
| Nationality | Team | Wins | Draws | Losses | GF | GA | +/- | Pts |
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LOAF'S LOAFS | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | +6 | 3 |
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Battle Toads FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | +3 | 3 |
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Real Virginia | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | -3 | 0 |
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Toxic Rats | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 | -6 | 0 |
Group D
| Nationality | Team | Wins | Draws | Losses | GF | GA | +/- | Pts |
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Swansea Denver AFC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | +5 | 3 |
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Uniao de Araras | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
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St. Gallen Celtic | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
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Queen City Psycho Squad | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | -5 | 0 |
Quarterfinals
4.15.13 TBD
Semifinals
4.22.13 TBD
Championship
4.29.13
Records
LOAF'S first round win brought its TBR win streak to 7, a TBR record.
Goal Scorers
| Player | Team | Goals |
|---|---|---|
| Henry Nesbitt | Swansea Denver AFC | 3 |
The Zack Galifianakis Effort Award
For the teams who tried, but simply just didn't put fans in the seats (least amount of points accumulated in group play)
Edition 8
| Team | Points | Goal Differential | Goals For |
|---|---|---|---|
| Toxic Rats | 0 | -6 | 0 |
