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Revision as of 15:19, 25 April 2020

Iceland FC Sugar Tits (67536)
managed by Jimmydinho
Full Name FC Sugar Tits
Nickname The Tits
Founded May 6, 2013
Location Dalvík, Iceland
Arena The Valley of the Gods
Coach Ritvars Rostovskis
League IV.17
updated on: December 30 2013 16:34
Team kits
Home kit
Away kit
The Valley of the Gods
The Valley of the Gods
Last Rebuild December 21 2013
Terraces 14,845
Basic 5,947
Roof 3,624
VIP 584
Capacity 25,000


Trophies
Season 39
Season 38
Season 37

Overview

FC Sugar Tits is a Hattrick club founded by Jimmydinho, currently ranked 411 of 515 teams (20th percentile) in Iceland. The club is situated in the town of Dalvík, which lies on the north-central coast of Iceland (Latitude: 65°58'N, Longitude: 18°31'W).


The team was founded on May 6, 2013 and began play in Icelandic Series IV.17 in Season 39.


Molly Malone's Cabana Boys is the volcano in which future stars are forged, propelling them homeless and disillusioned down the Boulevard of Broken Dreams into the FC Sugar Tits meat grinder. Most of these hopeless cases are emo kids who cut themselves and dream of a life without scratchy Icelandic wool sweaters.

Fan Club

The FC Sugar Tits fan club is called The Underboob Army. Currently there are 1,587 members. Most members of The Underboob Army are either in prison or on parole. Several are also in politics.


The members of The Underboob Army are fond of chanting poems and songs during matches, particularly this ditty, sung to the melody of the Beatles song Yesterday.


SUGAR TITS
Sugar Tits
Tastier than cheese-wiz on a ritz
Flashier than all that Broadway glitz
Oh, we believe in Sugar Tits

Arena

FC Sugar Tits play their home matches at The Valley of the Gods, which is located behind Fosshotel Dalvik at the southern end of Svarfaðarbraut and Raudararstigur.


Note: The stadium lost its liquor license last year due to circumstances surrounding the Sleikur Affair, an unfortunate gambling scandal involving the town mayor, an extreme-skier, several frozen strippers from Suriname, the arena concessions manager, and a drunk puffin. Until further notice, The Valley of the Gods is a "bring your own brennivín" establishment.


Season Capacity Terraces Basic Roofed VIP Largest Crowd
Iceland 41 25,000 14,845 5,947 3,624 584 16,026
Iceland 40 18,000 10,689 4,282 2,609 420 18,000
Iceland 39 12,000 8,000 3,000 1,000 0 7,145

Coaches

Salvar Erpsson coached FC Sugar Tits in its inaugural season (Season 39), beginning on May 5 2013. His last match as coach was on August 28 2013.

Ritvars Rostovskis replaced Salvar Erpsson at the beginning of Season 40 on September 4 2013. Ritvars was hired to begin the long-range plan of training a Home Grown squad from Youth Academy players. He is the current coach.


Season Nat. Coach Games W D L Pct. Games(Ttl) W(Ttl) D(Ttl) L(Ttl) Pct.(Ttl)
39 Iceland Salvar Erpsson 16 11 2 3 .750 16 11 2 3 .750
40 Latvia Ritvars Rostovskis 15 6 2 7 .470 - - - - -
41 Latvia Ritvars Rostovskis 2 0 0 0 .000 17 6 2 9 .412

Players

Current Squad

Nat. Player Goals (Career) Goals (League) Goals (Cup) Hattricks NT U20
Iceland Hjörvar Hreiðarsson 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Engiljón Vilhjálmsson 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Filip Guttason 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Valur Loftsson 2 2 0 0 0 0
Iceland Áslaugur Bjarnólfsson 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Brynjólfur Haraldsson 3 2 1 0 0 0
Iceland Gylfi Finnsson 2 0 2 0 0 0
Iceland Skírnir Hrafnkelsson 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Hákon Hilmisson 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Pálmi Helgason 3 2 1 0 0 0
Iceland Hólmgeir Unnarsson 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Sigurður Karl Sigurðsson 0 0 0 0 0 0

Original Squad

Nat. Player Matches (Career) Matches (League) Matches (Cup) Matches (Qual) Goals (Career) Goals (League) Goals (Cup) Hattricks NT U20
Iceland Hjörvar Hreiðarsson 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Engiljón Vilhjálmsson 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Jónatan Grettisson 8 6 2 0 5 5 0 0 0 0
Iceland Filip Guttason 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Valur Loftsson 2 2 0 0 0 0
Iceland Áslaugur Bjarnólfsson 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Skapti Egilsson 32 30 2 0 9 9 0 0 0 0
Iceland Brynjólfur Haraldsson 3 2 1 0 0 0
Iceland Hjalti Hergeirsson 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Þráinn Fróðason 28 25 3 0 2 2 0 0 0 0
Iceland Gylfi Finnsson 2 0 2 0 0 0
Iceland Valdimar Jensson 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Skírnir Hrafnkelsson 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Hákon Hilmisson 0 0 0 0 0 0
Iceland Pálmi Helgason 32 29 3 0 12 11 1 0 0 0
Iceland Hólmgeir Unnarsson 21 18 3 0 9 8 1 0 0 0
Iceland Sigurður Karl Sigurðsson 0 0 0 0 0 0

Former Homegrown Players

All players raised in FC Sugar Tits remain with the club.


Icelandic National Cup (Íslandsbikarinn)

Season Matches W L Pct. Exit Round Gate Receipts
39 2 1 1 .500 2 42,702 USD$

History

Season 42 (current season)

Season League Íslandsbikarinn (Iceland Cup) Trophies Top goalscorer Goals
42 5th place IV.17 1st Round - Puffinhead Einarsson 4

See FC Sugar Tits Season 42 for more information.


Season 41

Season League Íslandsbikarinn (Iceland Cup) Trophies Top goalscorer Goals
41 6th place IV.17 1st Round - Brynjólfur Haraldsson; Double D Hafsteinsson; Puffinhead Einarsson 7

See FC Sugar Tits Season 41 for more information.

Transfers

Total Purchases: 0 USD$
Total Sales: 0 USD$
Difference: 0 USD$
Average (bought): 0 USD$
Average (sold): 0 USD$
Average (bought + sold): 0 USD$
Players bought: 0
Players sold: 0
Number of transfers: 0


Statistics and Records

FC Sugar Tits pretty much sucks, so there are no statistics or records worth mentioning.


Hall of Fame

Nat. Player Pos Sea Mat (Car) Rank Mat (Lea) Rank Mat (Cup) Rank Mat (Qua) Rank Goal (Car) Rank Goal (Lea) Rank Goal (Cup) Rank Goal (Qua) Rank Hattricks Rank Min Rank NT U20
Sweden Sven-Olof 'Fat Olle' Turgerburger CD 10 170 15 114 14 52 19 1 T3 32 16 20 18 11 20 1 T3 0 N/A 14,281 15 0 0


Supporters

Beloved Supporters

Manager Team Nat. League Team Nat. League External Team Page
Zvanitajs icon Zvanitajs team Latvia II.4 Zvanitajs LS team Latvia VI.591
Kronski1 icon Currawong FC Oceania V.256 Khmer Sunbirds Kampuchea III.13
netsya icon Superfeet USA VI.767
izdurg icon S.E. Cruz de Savóia Brazil III.13 Savoia Yukon FC Canada V.254 S.E. Cruz de Savóia
Threat icon Fairfax County SC USA V.109 Burlywood Rangers Scotland V.214
ditquinta icon ASEREISH FC France VI.811 Svefneyjar IK Iceland IV.14
Hallgerdr-langbrok icon Norteños AD Spain IX.2015 NFjölkunnigr Iceland IV.24

Supported Teams

Manager Team Nat. League Team Nat. League External Team Page
donrobson icon St Cuthbert Wanderers FC USA V.192 Exton United Scotland V.105
VishnuLink icon 1982 Kumasi Royals FC USA V.225
MustangTuba icon Bipedal FC USA V.164
diewel icon 1FC-ChiTown USA IV.17
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theodolan icon District Hooliganz USA V.248
kidkarnage icon Ac Questo USA IV.4
Threat icon Fairfax County SC USA V.109 Burlywood Rangers Scotland V.214
13Giacomo13 icon A.S. Kursaal Italy Serie A
Trepanated icon Flying Bartlebys FC USA II.3 No Treason Oceania VI.2
Caritas icon Dragon Warriors F.C England VI.516 All Welsh Dragons Wales IV.50
Hesam_Foozool icon Persian Lovers Iran III.16
Primitive icon Neanderthals USA V.229
emmamus icon Emma Denmark VI.467
conakry icon Helags FF Sweden III.20
Mod-ivo_stoyanov icon Tullips Bulgaria Vissha Liga Take Me To Your Lizard USA VI.1024
Kronski1 icon Currawong FC Oceania V.256 Khmer Sunbirds Kampuchea III.13
izdurg icon Savoia Yukon FC Canada V.254
Netsya icon Superfeet USA VI.767
ditquinta icon Svefneyjar IK Iceland IV.14
adam1988 icon FC Reykjavík Iceland III.6
kittielver icon Mid-Atlantic Blue Crabs USA VI.279
csajszi icon FC Fuss Utána Hungary V.11


Flag Collection

Home

FC Sugar Tits has hosted 1 of 128 countries at The Valley of the Gods.

Slovakia

Season Flags
39 Slovakia
Season Flag Country Club
39 Slovakia Slovakia FC Petrzka

Away

FC Sugar Tits has visited 3 of 128 countries.

Iceland Turkey Argentina

Season Flags Air Miles Frequent Flyer Program Status
39 Iceland Turkey Argentina 9,855 Mud
Season Flag Country Club Air Miles
39 Iceland Iceland Turino IF 153
39 Turkey Turkey Erciş Derezemmi F.C. 2,830
39 Argentina Argentina majestad olivia f.c 6,872


External Links

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