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== Players ==
== Players ==
=== Current Squad ===
=== Current Squad ===
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Revision as of 13:22, 5 August 2013

USA Jimmyhats (229562)
managed by Jimmydinho
Full Name Jimmyhats
Nickname Jimmyhats
Founded April 22, 2012
Location Virginia, USA
Arena The Big Jimmy
Coach Eduardo Pérez
League V.82
updated on: June 14, 2013
Team kits
Home kit
Away kit
The Big Jimmy
The Big Jimmy
Last Rebuild June 13, 2013
Terraces 23,159
Basic 9,277
Roof 5,654
VIP 910
Capacity 39,000


Trophies

Season 50

Season 49
Season 48

Overview

Jimmyhats is a Hattrick club founded by Jimmydinho, currently ranked 1,010 of 4,365 teams (23rd percentile) in the USA. The club is situated in the town of Herndon, in the Commonwealth of Virginia, a state in the USA (Latitude: 38°58′17″N Longitude: -77°23′19″W).


The team was founded on April 22, 2012 and began play in USA Series VI.108, playing a partial schedule of games in Season 48. Jimmyhats currently plays in Series V.82, and has also played in Series IV.4 and V.203.


Future stars are bred like cattle in the senior team's Youth Academy, Mini-Willies. Most academy players eventually promote to the senior squad. Those that do not swear allegiance to The Psychotropic Avocado, however, are clipped to a giant carousel and spun in circles and vaporized while chanting Lastday Lastday Lastday.

Fan Club

The Jimmyhats fan club is a boisterous bunch of ne'er-do-well scarf-twirlers that call themselves The Jolly Jimmies. There are currently 1,699 members in the fan club, most of whom can be found in the north end of the arena on match day, often drunk, sometimes stoned, and always half-undressed. The club's theme song is a highly-modified cover of the famous Dexys Midnight Runners tune, "Come On Eileen," the lyrics of which turn the very air blue and shan't be published in this august journal.


Reports that a jail cell will be installed during the current arena expansion are not confirmed, although it has been noted by insiders and unnamed sources that a rather large shipment of manacles and monocles, along with an enormous framed portrait of Werner Klemperer, was received by the team just last week. Stay tuned.


The members of the Jolly Jimmies are fond of chanting poems and songs during matches.


RIBBED FOR OUR PLEASURE
Roses are for love,
Violets are for leisure,
We love our Jimmyhats
Ribbed for our pleasure.
Yay team!


WHEN THE HATS GO MARCHING IN
Oh when the Hats
Go marching in
Oh when the Hats go marching in
Oh Lord I want to wear a big condom
When the Hats go marching in

Second verse,
Same melody as the first!

Roses are for love
Violets are for leisure
We love our Hats ribbed for our pleasure
Oh Lord I want to wear a big condom
When the Hats go marching in
Yay team!

Arena

Jimmyhats play their home matches at The Big Jimmy, which is located at the intersection of Wiehle Road and Fairfax County Parkway in Herndon, Virginia. Tailgating is allowed in the stadium parking lot, but the property management does request that fans abstain from jousting tournaments and trebuchet practice.


Special Events and Fan Appreciation

Jimmyhats sponsors several fan appreciation nights at The Big Jimmy. The following list describes the premiums and giveaways available to fans for each week of the season.


Matchday 1 = Team Scarf Night
Cup Match 2 = Win a Date with a Cheerleader Night
Matchday 2 = Bobblehead Night (player TBD)
Cup Match 3 = Old Walloon Cloak and Karaoke Night
Matchday 3 = Red and Gold Snow Cone Night
Cup Match 4 = Richard Nixon Halloween Mask Night
Matchday 4 = Chili Cheese Dog Night
Matchday 5 = Fake Mustache Night
Matchday 6 = Inflatable Roman Trireme Night
Matchday 7 = Bathrobe and Bunny Slippers Night
Matchday 8 = Bobblehead Night (player TBD)
Matchday 9 = Lingerie Night
Matchday 10 = Cheese Weenies and a Pretzel Night
Matchday 11 = Moose Antlers Night
Matchday 12 = Punch A Mime Night
Matchday 13 = Live Duck Giveaway Night
Matchday 14 = Scratch 'n' Sniff Jimmydinho Poster Night
Matchday 15 = Inflatable Breasts and a Classic Corvette Night
Qualifier = Flight of the Valkyries Night, Starring The Swedish Bikini Team


Match Attendance

Season Capacity Terraces Basic Roofed VIP Largest Crowd
USA 48 12,000 8,000 3,000 1,000 0 11,776
USA 49 12,200 8,000 3,000 1,000 200 12,200
USA 50 30,000 17,815 7,136 4,349 700 30,000
USA 51 30,000 17,815 7,136 4,349 700 28,940
USA 52 39,000 23,159 9,277 5,654 910 37,610

Honors

Jimmyhats has won two league championships, winning top honors in Series VI.108 and V.203 in consecutive seasons.

Diedrik "The Old Walloon" Clyncke won the Golden Boot for Series VI.108 after Season 49 with 22 goals.


Club History

Current Season

Jimmyhats is in its fourth full season of existence and has played in Series IV once, Series V twice, and Series VI once. The team played a partial season in Series VI.108 in Season 48 before beginning its first full campaign in Season 49. Jimmyhats is currently in 2nd place in USA Series V.82, season 52.

Nat. Series Pos Played W D L GF GA +/- Pts
USA V.82 2 11 8 2 1 55 16 39 26

Previous Seasons

Nat. Season Series Pos Played W D L GF GA +/- Pts
USA 51 IV.4 8 14 2 0 12 31 71 40 6
USA 50 V.203 1 14 12 1 1 70 22 48 37
USA 49 VI.108 1 14 13 0 1 88 15 73 39
USA 48 VI.108 3 6 3 1 2 16 14 2 10

Club History Summary

Season League Position Cup Round
52 4
51 IV.4 8 4
50 V.203 1 3
49 VI.108 1 1
48 VI.108 3


Players

Current Squad

Nat. Player HG Games Minutes Goals Hat Tricks Braces Captain Man of the Match GK WB CD WI IM FW NT U20
Austria Helmuth Ladurner N 43 3,555 12 0 2 0 3 0 8 1 34 0 0 0 0


Nat. Player Goals Hattricks NT U20
Denmark Niels Christian Obbekjer 34 1 0 0
Switzerland Paris Locke 30 1 0 0
Germany Rüzgar Toyak 45 0 0 0
Germany Jacob Dachsbau 66 4 0 0
Italy Francesco Carafa 37 0 0 0
France Bertrand Bonnin 70 2 0 0
Poland Roman Kolec 47 0 0 0
Argentina Eriberto Calvo 57 1 0 0
Romania Remus Ene 56 0 0 0
54 0 0 0
Denmark Ask Nicolajsen 64 2 0 0
France Pierre D.C. Lenfant 57 0 0 0
USA Andre Copeland 0 0 0 0
Spain Eduardo Pérez 33 0 0 0

Former Players

Statistics are for competitive games played with Jimmyhats.

Nat. Player HG Games Minutes Goals Hat Tricks Braces Captain Man of the Match GK WB CD WI IM FW Current Nat. Series
Sweden Torbjörn Kyhlin N 44 3,694 19 0 4 38 8 0 1 0 0 42 1 un arquero y 10 dementes Argentina VI.288
Hungary Miroslav Vukoje N 32 - 12 0 - 0 - 0 0 0 2 0 30 C.D. Guayaquil Ecuador IV.10
USA Aaron Johnson Y 4 - 1 - - 0 - 0 0 3 1 0 0 Rayo Barriero Spain IX.911
USA Blake Boyd Y 2 - 3 - - 1 - 0 1 0 1 0 0 Retired - -
Denmark Ulrik Bøgholm N 6 207 0 0 0 2 0 0 2 0 0 5 0 Vanino Palestine III.3
Finland Ville Österholm N 20 1,289 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 8 0 10 0 Isola Del Tesoro F C Italy X.3567

Former Homegrown Players

Player Goals Hattricks NT U20 Owner
Ángel Delgado 0 0 0 0 Retired
Frostee Dunbar 0 0 0 0 Retired
Reginald Parsons 0 0 0 0 Retired
Héctor Buenavista 3 0 0 0 Retired
Kristoffer Jefferson 0 0 0 0 Brazil Billabong Team
Ricardo Ballester 0 0 0 0 USA TS Swag Team
Tracey Strangling-Wolf 1 0 0 0 USA Ingrebourne Harriers
Tracy Vandercook 0 0 0 0 Switzerland Botafogo AC
William Louis 0 0 0 0 Italy F. C. Juventanovic
Aaron Johnson 2 0 0 0 Spain Rayo Barriero
August Villalona 2 0 0 0 Poland Supervixen
Cleveland Borelli 2 0 0 0 Turkey birebir
Dwayne Kysela 12 0 0 0 Spain FCPullo
Elmer Zambrano 0 0 0 0 Poland FC Tusik
Jim Benson 11 0 0 0 Spain Asturias Club XXI
José Guadalupe Mireles 0 0 0 0 Spain bologniaF.C
Luis Hernando Yacamán 0 0 0 0 Italy bayern china
Nathan Crabtree 7 0 0 0 USA Old City Peregrines
Oscar Zhamnov 1 0 0 0 Belgium fc benfica02
Randall Sanford 14 1 0 0 USA Pea Ridge Shooters

USA National Cup (US Open Cup)

Season Matches W L Pct. Exit Round Gate Receipts
52 4 3 1 .750 4 382,665 USD$
51 4 3 1 .750 4 398,143 USD$
50 3 2 1 .667 3 189,854 USD$
49 1 0 1 .000 1 19,978 USD$
48 0 0 0 .000 DNP 0 USD$

Promotion / Relegation

Transfers

Total Purchases: 14,793,504 USD$
Total Sales: 17,774,145 USD$
Difference: 2,980,641 USD$
Average (bought): 119,303 USD$
Average (sold): 151,916 USD$
Average (bought + sold): 12,368 USD$
Players bought: 124
Players sold: 117
Number of transfers: 241

Hall of Fame

 Diedrik Clyncke
First day with club 2012-06-14
Current occupation Television Show Host
Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 39 in May 18, 2013.
Hugo Torsson
First day with club 2012-04-29
Current occupation Referee
Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 45 in March 31, 2013.

Supporters

Beloved Supporters

User Team League
Spain Hallgerdr-langbrok icon Norteños AD IX.2015
USA netsya icon Superfeet VI.767
Hungary csajszi icon FC Fuss Utána V.11
Romania sarmaticus icon Buna Vestire VI.373
Iceland adam1988 icon FC Reykjavík III.6
Sweden conakry icon Helags FF III.20
Denmark emmamus icon Emma VI.467
USA Trepanated icon Flying Bartlebys FC II.3
USA Threat icon Fairfax County SC V.109
USA donrobson icon St Cuthbert Wanderers FC V.192
USA diewel icon 1FC-ChiTown IV.17
Italy 13Giacomo13 icon A.S. Kursaal Serie A
USA Vitruviano icon Alexandria City FC IV.35
USA theodolan icon District Hooliganz V.248
Oceania Kronski1 icon Currawong FC V.256
Kampuchea Kronski1 icon Khmer Sunbirds III.13

Supported Teams

User Team League
USA donrobson icon St Cuthbert Wanderers FC V.192
USA VishnuLink icon 1982 Kumasi Royals FC V.225
USA MustangTuba icon Bipedal FC V.164
USA diewel icon 1FC-ChiTown IV.17
USA fctaos icon FC Ranchos de Taos V.44
USA theodolan icon District Hooliganz V.248
USA kidkarnage icon Ac Questo IV.4
USA Threat icon Fairfax County SC V.109
Italy 13Giacomo13 icon A.S. Kursaal Serie A
Iran Hesam_Foozool icon Persian Lovers III.16
USA Trepanated icon Flying Bartlebys FC II.3
USA Primitive icon Neanderthals V.229
Denmark emmamus icon Emma VI.467
Sweden conakry icon Helags FF III.20
Iceland 747176FD-EA54-4289-AB90-E1F588D8F295 icon Svefneyjar IK IV.14
Iceland adam1988 icon FC Reykjavík III.6
Oceania Trepanated icon No Treason VI.2
Scotland Threat icon Burlywood Rangers V.214
Scotland donrobson icon Exton United V.105
USA A758E982-8E47-4D33-86EE-1FBDCED74304 icon Mid-Atlantic Blue Crabs VI.279
Hungary csajszi icon FC Fuss Utána V.11
Canada izdurg icon Savoia Yukon FC V.254
USA Netsya icon Superfeet VI.767
England Caritas icon Dragon Warriors F.C VI.516
Wales Caritas icon All Welsh Dragons IV.50
Bulgaria Mod-ivo_stoyanov icon Tullips Vissha Liga
USA Mod-ivo_stoyanov icon Take Me To Your Lizard VI.1024
Oceania Kronski1 icon Currawong FC V.256
Kampuchea Kronski1 icon Khmer Sunbirds III.13

Flag Collection

Home

Arena The Big Jimmy has hosted teams from 4 of 128 countries.

Belgium Germany Netherlands Romania

Season Flags
50 Belgium
48 Netherlands Germany Romania


Season Flag Country Club
50 Belgium Belgium Waaslandia FC
48 Netherlands Netherlands V.V.M.
48 Germany Germany BavarianKnights
48 Romania Romania FIREFIGHTERS UNITED

Away

Jimmyhats has visited 41 of 128 countries.

Yemen Argentina Belgium Brazil Bulgaria Canada Czech Republic Chile Colombia Costa Rica Denmark Germany England Spain France Greece Iran Israel Italy Hungary Mexico Netherlands Norway Oceania Austria Peru Poland Portugal Dominican Republic Romania Russia Georgia Switzerland Scotland Slovakia Serbia Finland Sweden Turkey Uruguay USA

Season Flags Air Miles Frequent Flyer Program Status
52 Yemen 7,042 Mud
51 Chile Argentina Italy Canada Netherlands Germany Colombia Bulgaria Hungary Greece Peru Oceania 111,410 Gold
50 Denmark Costa Rica England Slovakia Spain Austria Colombia Uruguay Mexico Israel Switzerland Scotland 91,100 Ruby
49 Poland Serbia Finland Dominican Republic Sweden Belgium Iran USA Russia Romania Norway Czech Republic Switzerland France Brazil 121,000 Emerald
48 Georgia Turkey Portugal 30,196 Tin


Season Flag Country Club Air Miles (One-Way)
52 Yemen Al Yaman Sweet MOTS O' Mine 7,042
51 Chile Chile 23 Cruzados 5,030
51 Argentina Argentina zerostars 5,082
51 Italy Italia Real Hibernias 4,769
51 Canada Canada High Park FC 340
51 Netherlands Netherlands SC OK 3,922
51 Germany Germany Rückwärts Chursbachtal 4,221
51 Colombia Colombia RADIK-LI 2,433
51 Bulgaria Bulgaria MASATA 4,933
51 Hungary Hungary szektor fc 4,573
51 Greece Greece xrusovalantou 5,311
51 Peru Peru MATFIS FC 3,529
51 Oceania Oceania Marine Predators 11,562
50 Denmark Denmark VBNO1 3,926
50 Costa Rica Costa Rica Magos del Balon C.F. 2,013
50 England England MFG Chimps 3,680
50 Slovakia Slovakia TJ Sokol Trstín 4,471
50 Spain Spain TREK GF 4,015
50 Austria Austria FC Blackwoodforrest 4,395
50 Colombia Colombia Calcio Modena 2,387
50 Uruguay Uruguay SALAGOL F.C. 5,286
50 Mexico Mexico freseros malandros Fc 1,884
50 Israel Israel Fc Nargila Netanya 5,875
50 Switzerland Switzerland FC Basel AI 4,182
50 Scotland Scotland St. Laurencekirk 3,436
49 Poland Poland Firenzo 4,339
49 Serbia Serbia OFK Rammstein 4,641
49 Finland Finland FC PAKANAT 4,228
49 Dominican Republic Dominican Republic DN United 1,485
49 Sweden Sweden Kebnekaise 4,129
49 Belgium Belgium RFC Electric 3,871
49 Iran Iran Persian Lovers 6,621
49 USA USA District Hooliganz 20
49 Russia Russia URAL74 5,500
49 Romania Romania HASHU 4,878
49 Norway Norway Vallhall FC 3,802
49 Czech Republic Czech Republic "B" Profi Ruprechtice 4,296
49 Switzerland Switzerland Solothurn United 4,112
49 France France FC SOSO 3,760
49 Brazil Brazil Barreira do Vasco 4,818
48 Georgia Georgia real19 5,699
48 Turkey Turkey DICLE F.C 5,820
48 Portugal Portugal Carmelitas FC 3,579

External Links

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