FC Sugar Tits

FC Sugar Tits (67536)
managed by Jimmydinho
Full Name	FC Sugar Tits
Nickname	The Tits
Founded	May 6, 2013
Location	Dalvík, Iceland
Arena	The Valley of the Gods
Coach	Ritvars Rostovskis
League	IV.17
updated on: December 30 2013 16:34

Team kits

Home kit Away kit

The Valley of the Gods
Last Rebuild	December 21 2013
Terraces	14,845
Basic	5,947
Roof	3,624
VIP	584
Capacity	25,000

Trophies

Season 39 Season 38 Season 37

Overview

FC Sugar Tits is a Hattrick club founded by Jimmydinho, currently ranked 411 of 515 teams (20th percentile) in Iceland. The club is situated in the town of Dalvík, which lies on the north-central coast of Iceland (Latitude: 65°58'N, Longitude: 18°31'W).

The team was founded on May 6, 2013 and began play in Icelandic Series IV.17 in Season 39.

Molly Malone's Cabana Boys is the volcano in which future stars are forged, propelling them homeless and disillusioned down the Boulevard of Broken Dreams into the FC Sugar Tits meat grinder. Most of these hopeless cases are emo kids who cut themselves and dream of a life without scratchy Icelandic wool sweaters.

Fan Club

The FC Sugar Tits fan club is called The Underboob Army. Currently there are 1,587 members. Most members of The Underboob Army are either in prison or on parole. Several are also in politics.

The members of The Underboob Army are fond of chanting poems and songs during matches, particularly this ditty, sung to the melody of the Beatles song Yesterday.

SUGAR TITS
Sugar Tits
Tastier than cheese-wiz on a ritz
Flashier than all that Broadway glitz
Oh, we believe in Sugar Tits

Arena

FC Sugar Tits play their home matches at The Valley of the Gods, which is located behind Fosshotel Dalvik at the southern end of Svarfaðarbraut and Raudararstigur.

Note: The stadium lost its liquor license last year due to circumstances surrounding the Sleikur Affair, an unfortunate gambling scandal involving the town mayor, an extreme-skier, several frozen strippers from Suriname, the arena concessions manager, and a drunk puffin. Until further notice, The Valley of the Gods is a "bring your own brennivín" establishment.

	Season	Capacity	Terraces	Basic	Roofed	VIP	Largest Crowd
	41	25,000	14,845	5,947	3,624	584	16,026
	40	18,000	10,689	4,282	2,609	420	18,000
	39	12,000	8,000	3,000	1,000	0	7,145

Coaches

Salvar Erpsson coached FC Sugar Tits in its inaugural season (Season 39), beginning on May 5 2013. His last match as coach was on August 28 2013.

Ritvars Rostovskis replaced Salvar Erpsson at the beginning of Season 40 on September 4 2013. Ritvars was hired to begin the long-range plan of training a Home Grown squad from Youth Academy players. He is the current coach.

Season	Nat.	Coach	Games	W	D	L	Pct.	Games(Ttl)	W(Ttl)	D(Ttl)	L(Ttl)	Pct.(Ttl)
39		Salvar Erpsson	16	11	2	3	.750	16	11	2	3	.750
40		Ritvars Rostovskis	15	6	2	7	.470	-	-	-	-	-
41		Ritvars Rostovskis	2	0	0	0	.000	17	6	2	9	.412

Players

Current Squad

Nat.	Player	Goals (Career)	Goals (League)	Goals (Cup)	Hattricks	NT	U20
	Hjörvar Hreiðarsson	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Engiljón Vilhjálmsson	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Filip Guttason	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Valur Loftsson	2	2	0	0	0	0
	Áslaugur Bjarnólfsson	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Brynjólfur Haraldsson	3	2	1	0	0	0
	Gylfi Finnsson	2	0	2	0	0	0
	Skírnir Hrafnkelsson	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Hákon Hilmisson	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Pálmi Helgason	3	2	1	0	0	0
	Hólmgeir Unnarsson	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Sigurður Karl Sigurðsson	0	0	0	0	0	0

Original Squad

Nat.	Player	Matches (Career)	Matches (League)	Matches (Cup)	Matches (Qual)	Goals (Career)	Goals (League)	Goals (Cup)	Hattricks	NT	U20
	Hjörvar Hreiðarsson	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Engiljón Vilhjálmsson	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Jónatan Grettisson	8	6	2	0	5	5	0	0	0	0
	Filip Guttason	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Valur Loftsson	2	2	0	0	0	0
	Áslaugur Bjarnólfsson	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Skapti Egilsson	32	30	2	0	9	9	0	0	0	0
	Brynjólfur Haraldsson	3	2	1	0	0	0
	Hjalti Hergeirsson	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Þráinn Fróðason	28	25	3	0	2	2	0	0	0	0
	Gylfi Finnsson	2	0	2	0	0	0
	Valdimar Jensson	3	2	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Skírnir Hrafnkelsson	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Hákon Hilmisson	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Pálmi Helgason	32	29	3	0	12	11	1	0	0	0
	Hólmgeir Unnarsson	21	18	3	0	9	8	1	0	0	0
	Sigurður Karl Sigurðsson	0	0	0	0	0	0

Former Homegrown Players

All players raised in FC Sugar Tits remain with the club.

Icelandic National Cup (Íslandsbikarinn)

Season	Matches	W	L	Pct.	Exit Round	Gate Receipts
39	2	1	1	.500	2	42,702 USD$

History

Season 42 (current season)

Season	League	Íslandsbikarinn (Iceland Cup)	Trophies	Top goalscorer	Goals
42	5th place IV.17	1st Round	-	Puffinhead Einarsson	4

See FC Sugar Tits Season 42 for more information.

Season 41

Season	League	Íslandsbikarinn (Iceland Cup)	Trophies	Top goalscorer	Goals
41	6th place IV.17	1st Round	-	Brynjólfur Haraldsson; Double D Hafsteinsson; Puffinhead Einarsson	7

See FC Sugar Tits Season 41 for more information.

Transfers

Total Purchases:	0 USD$
Total Sales:	0 USD$
Difference:	0 USD$

Average (bought):	0 USD$
Average (sold):	0 USD$
Average (bought + sold):	0 USD$

Players bought:	0
Players sold:	0
Number of transfers:	0

Statistics and Records

FC Sugar Tits pretty much sucks, so there are no statistics or records worth mentioning.

Hall of Fame

Nat.	Player	Pos	Sea	Mat (Car)	Rank	Mat (Lea)	Rank	Mat (Cup)	Rank	Mat (Qua)	Rank	Goal (Car)	Rank	Goal (Lea)	Rank	Goal (Cup)	Rank	Goal (Qua)	Rank	Hattricks	Rank	Min	Rank	MotM	Rank	NT	U20
	Sven-Olof 'Fat Olle' Turgerburger	CD	10	170	15	114	14	52	19	4	3(T)	74	7	44	6	28	6	2	T2	2	N/A	24,873	5	0	0	0	0
	Vésteinn 'Ave Maria' Maríasson	IM	19	291	5	197	3	87	9	7	1(T)	32	16	20	18	11	20	1	T3	0	N/A	14,281	15	79	2	0	0

Supporters

Beloved Supporters

Manager	Team	Nat.	League	Team	Nat.	League	External Team Page
Zvanitajs icon	Zvanitajs team		II.4	Zvanitajs LS team		VI.591
Kronski1 icon	Currawong FC		V.256	Khmer Sunbirds		III.13
netsya icon	Superfeet		VI.767
izdurg icon	S.E. Cruz de Savóia		III.13	Savoia Yukon FC		V.254	S.E. Cruz de Savóia
Threat icon	Fairfax County SC		V.109	Burlywood Rangers		V.214
ditquinta icon	ASEREISH FC		VI.811	Svefneyjar IK		IV.14
Hallgerdr-langbrok icon	Norteños AD		IX.2015	NFjölkunnigr		IV.24

Supported Teams

Manager	Team	Nat.	League	Team	Nat.	League	External Team Page
donrobson icon	St Cuthbert Wanderers FC		V.192	Exton United		V.105
VishnuLink icon	1982 Kumasi Royals FC		V.225
MustangTuba icon	Bipedal FC		V.164
diewel icon	1FC-ChiTown		IV.17
fctaos icon	FC Ranchos de Taos		V.44
theodolan icon	District Hooliganz		V.248
kidkarnage icon	Ac Questo		IV.4
Threat icon	Fairfax County SC		V.109	Burlywood Rangers		V.214
13Giacomo13 icon	A.S. Kursaal		Serie A
Trepanated icon	Flying Bartlebys FC		II.3	No Treason		VI.2
Caritas icon	Dragon Warriors F.C		VI.516	All Welsh Dragons		IV.50
Hesam_Foozool icon	Persian Lovers		III.16
Primitive icon	Neanderthals		V.229
emmamus icon	Emma		VI.467
conakry icon	Helags FF		III.20
Mod-ivo_stoyanov icon	Tullips		Vissha Liga	Take Me To Your Lizard		VI.1024
Kronski1 icon	Currawong FC		V.256	Khmer Sunbirds		III.13
izdurg icon	Savoia Yukon FC		V.254
Netsya icon	Superfeet		VI.767
ditquinta icon	Svefneyjar IK		IV.14
adam1988 icon	FC Reykjavík		III.6
kittielver icon	Mid-Atlantic Blue Crabs		VI.279
csajszi icon	FC Fuss Utána		V.11

Flag Collection

Home

FC Sugar Tits has hosted 1 of 128 countries at The Valley of the Gods.

Season	Flags
39

Season	Flag	Country	Club
39		Slovakia	FC Petrzka

Away

FC Sugar Tits has visited 3 of 128 countries.

Season	Flags	Air Miles	Frequent Flyer Program Status
39		9,855	Mud

Season	Flag	Country	Club	Air Miles
39		Iceland	Turino IF	153
39		Turkey	Erciş Derezemmi F.C.	2,830
39		Argentina	majestad olivia f.c	6,872

External Links

• FC Sugar Tits @ htev.org
• FC Sugar Tits @ Maptrick.org
• Export team data with HT-Mess @ ht-mess.webdizainers.lv